Hi, This is my profile and I hope you enjoy it. Also, please check out my sister, Snowcrystal of Thunderclan.

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WOLFFANG!!! As a cat:

Name(s):

Kit: Wolfkit

Apprentice: Wolfpaw

Warrior: Wolffang

Leader: Wolfstar

Tribe: Fang of the Howling Wolf (Fang or Wolf)

Ancient Tribe/Clan name: Wolf's Fang (or Howling Wolf)

Apperence:

Fur: Gray with white on the tip of his tail, belly, and paws

Eye(s): Blue

Personality:

Personality: Nice, strong, tough, caring at times, refuses to do much interaction with other Clans, etc.

Skills:

Skills: Decent hunter, excellent fighter, knows leadership skills, etc.

Kin: (Depends... But usually...)

Mother: Unknown

Father: Unknown

Sister: Snowcrystal

Other Littermates: Unknown

Mate(s): Unknown

Kit(s): Unknown

WOLFFANG!!! As a Twoleg:

Names:

Warriors Highschool type name: Wolffang

Not so much a Warrior Highschool type name: Wolf Fang

Apperence:

Hair color: Gray with a little bit of white

Skin color: (Muky) Pale

Eye color: Blue

Personality and Skills:

Personality and Skills: Nice, tough, carding at times, great athlete, sometimes is shy (but not that often!!!), etc.

Family: (Basically look up.)

Sister: Snowcrystal

Everyone else: Unknown

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Warriors Cat Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart,
When I see a scar on someones face.
I will think of WindClan,
Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.
I'll remember Violet,
When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,
When nobody believes me.
I will think of Scourge,
When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,
When I find it hard to believe.
I'll be reminded of Princess,
When I see someone who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,
When someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of StarClan,
When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.
I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.
I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,
When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am feeling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear of something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.
I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.
And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.
I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.

I'll remember Squirrelflight,
When the one I love, casts me away,
I'll remember Yellowfang,
When I can no longer stay,

I will think of Mosskit,
When someone dies young,
And I'll think of Berrynose,
When I must hold my tongue,

I will think of Breezepelt,
When I feel betrayed,
I will always think of Smudge,
When a cat is spayed,

I'll remember Leafstar,
When I am told I can't.
I'll remember Sharpclaw,
When I feel I should be the best.

I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats,
For the rest of my life.

Normal People Vs. Warriors Fans:

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it.

WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'OH MY GOSH' (OMG).

WARRIORS FANS: say 'OH MY STARCLAN' (OMSC).

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.

WARRIORS FANS: know Rock is watching them.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Shut up or I'll tell on you!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Shut up or Tigerstar will get you!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Dang it!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Fox Dung!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell 'HELP ME, SOMEBODY!'

WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell 'SPOTTEDLEAF, SHOW ME THE WAY!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck.

WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this.

WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did. :D

Lessons we’ve learned from Warriors:

Your logic doesn’t have to make sense if you are trying to get revenge. Right, Ashfur?

Very well-organized clans of cats have been living somewhere on Earth without being noticed by humans.

Don’t mess with beavers.

In order to be a good person, you have to have the most tragic and depressing past ever.

If you have a lot of fans, you can do virtually anything without being considered evil (cough) Ashfur (cough) Scourge (cough) Thistleclaw (cough).

The best people never get what they deserve, but the bad people get better than they deserve

When clouds cover the moon, you know that you have done something wrong.

It is possible to have eyes that magically change color (like Crowfeather and Dovewing).

There is no limit to the ways you can kill your brother (half-brother included).

Mice taste delicious.

Cats are expert healers and know every single thing about herbs.

It is possible to fall in love with an object… Jayfeather…

Cats can be quite racist at times.

Killing someone is inexcusable, but attempting murder is allowed.

When someone uses the expression ‘I’m going to kill you’, they mean it.

Also, if you play with your food, a hawk will come and eat you.

Other Things Warriors have taught us!

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Cats can have accents.

Old people are funny.

No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil.

There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included.

Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.

Good is cute, maybe handsome; Evil is worth mooning over.

Highly organized Clans of cats have been living somewhere on earth without being noticed by anyone.

Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

Its possible to complain about anything.

All barn cats are weird.

Happy endings are almost always unrealistic.

No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more depressed.

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable.

The object that cats should fear the most is a purple pen.

Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.

It's possible to not notice that you are expecting.

It's also possible to fool everyone that you aren't expecting.

The general public doesn't know anything. Anything. Yourself included.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.

People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal.

Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

Just because someone has gone to heck doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.

The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon.

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.

If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway, unless you tell everyone you will die.

If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing.

Lying is the most evil thing ever.

The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.

If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.

Even more things Warriors has taught us!!!!

1. Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved VERY violently. :)

2. Cats can have accents. (Brook!!!!)

3. Old people are funny. :)

5. No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way. :(

6. Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough. (Yay!!!)

8. Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.

9. Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil. ;)

10. There are no limits to how dramatically you can kill your own brother.

12. Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat. :l

14. Highly organized Clans of cats have been living been living somewhere on Earth without being noticed by anyone.

15. Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.

16. If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy. (Um...)

17. Its possible to complain about anything!

18. Cats with broken tails are VERY evil!

19. Happy endings are mostly unrealistic. :(

20. No matter how grumpy you are, there is always a way to be more grumpy. (Jayfeather!)

21. Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

22. StarClan is just a bunch of dumb, dead cats. (Shame on you, Sol!)

23. Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

24. Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most violent deaths imaginable.

26. Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.

29. The general public doesn't know anything. (Well, then let's tell 'em the story!)

30. If you take a walk with your sister, make sure to never mention your forbidden lovelife. (Poor Snowfur!)

31. The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths. (Bad Mapleshade!)

34. Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is. (I'll fight the system if I want to.)

35. Stars are really the spirits of dead cats. (Ok...when you wish upon a spirit of a dead cat...um...no!)

36. Sticks are very important. (I broke one yesterday...I'M SO SORRY STICK!)

37. Just because someone has gone to that...place doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore. :O

38. The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are. (Yeah right!)

39. Don't mess with beavers. (Runs up to a beaver and gets bit.)

40. Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

41. Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

42. Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.

43. Life is overrated.

44. If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway.

45. Most people would listen to Hitler if he was nice to them.

46. If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing. (Can't stop...)

47. Lying is the most evil thing ever. (Oops...)

48. The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.

49. If a cat is dark brown with amber eyes, run for your life!

50. If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Opppps...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents, if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts after using this product.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this. *Raises hand*)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Warrior Cats Sterotypes:

I’m in Windclan, so I must be loyal and fast.

I’m in Shadowclan, so I must be mean and proud.

I’m in Riverclan, so I must be fat.

I’m in Thunderclan, so I must be either perfect or be in a prophecy.

I’m in a forbidden love, so it must end badly.

I’m outside a Clan, so I must be a misguided fool.

I’m a kit, so I must be obsessed with play-fights and sneaking out of camp.

I’m in Thunderclan, so I must be part kittypet or love having a Clan overrun with kittypets.

I’m an elder, so I must be cranky.

I’m a part of the Tribe of Rushing Water, so I must be weak and need the Clans’ help for everything.

I hate kittypets in the Clans, so I must be evil.

A sad poem:

My name is Tiffany,
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen,
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my Mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All day long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse,
My name is called,

I press myself Against the wall,
I try to hide From his evil eyes,
I'm so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry,

He finds me weeping,
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault,
He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me,
And yells at me more,
I finally get free,
And run to the door,

He's already locked it,
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me,
Against the hard wall,

and I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues,
With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!" I scream,
But it's now too late,
His face has been twisted,
With an unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again...
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops,
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless,
Brawled on the floor.

My name is Tiffany,
I am three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

And you can help. Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness. Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do is pass this on!

COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!!!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to @#!*% .
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stupid
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or an emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in band, so I must be a dork.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a @#!*% .
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling jerk.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a jerk.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL/FANGUY, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I always listen to my iPod, so I MUST be going deaf.
I speak to boys, so I must fancy them.
I get good grades, so I MUST be a nerd.
I read the dictionary, so I MUST be a reference
I am TALL, so I MUST play basketball

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

[ ] Brown - $100

[x] Blonde - $50

[ ] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] Bald and a cancer survivor- $200 and a pat on the back

[ ] Other - $75

Eye Color:

[ ] Brown - $50

[ ] Green - $75

[x] Blue - $150

[ ] Hazel - $100

[ ] Other - $15

Height:

[ ] Over 7' - $200

[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175

[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150(not quite that tall but will be)

[ ] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75

[x] 5'4" to 5'10" - $85

[ ] Under 5'4" - $0

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 - $25

[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750

[ ]First born - $320

[ ] Only Child - $250

[x] Second born - $150

[x] Middle child - $100

[ ] Last Born - $100

[ ] Third born - $550

[ ] Fourth born - $300

[ ] Fifth born - $400

[ ] Sixth born -$215

Drink?

[ ] I did like once - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ BACK TO ZERO!

[x] No - $600

Vision?

[x]Perfect vision - $400

[ ] Need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

[ ] No correction - $100

[ ] Glasses - $50

[ ] Contacts - $25

[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Favorite Colors (multiple):

[x] Green - $750.

[x]Red - $600.

[x] Black - $100.

[x ]Yellow -$475.

[ ] Brown - $300.

[x]Purple - $225

[x] White - $400.

[x] Aqua - $350.

[ ] Orange - $300.

[x] Blue - $300.

[ ] Pink - $100

[x] Other - $500

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

[ ] Yes - $0

[x] Nope - $1000

[ ] Some - $750

Total: $6,275

Thanks for Reading!!!