You mean to say that Potter's family is coincidentally staying across the street from our beach house for the summer, Mum and Mrs. Potter are now randomly best friends, and they expect me to hang out with that git for two months? You've got to be joking. (Even worse? There's a sequel.)

Adela Lancaster, Ravenclaw extraordinaire, is many things: she's a beater, she consumes books, and she has a slight (read: excessive) obsession with numbers. Throw in one idiotic brother, two Slytherin gits, a bloodthirsty werewolf, and a goblin intent on revenge and you have one..."interesting" year

He thinks she wears too much makeup. She thinks he has the maturity level of his youngest cousin (minus 50). Images shatter easily.

The group have finally reached their sixth year of Hogwarts, and are reaching breaking point. In this fierce fight for total unity in the Wizarding world, can everybody come out unscathed? (tw: pretty much everything you can think of)

Something marked them when they fell-something old, something inhuman, something patient. Nearly two centuries later, a group of college students try to fix the problems in their own world while being stalked across a dream battleground at night. It wouldn't be so bad if the dreams didn't come with a language, memories, and names... as well as frightening real-world effects.

She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.

Everyone knew that, at Hogwarts, if you weren't being murdered by the Dark Arts, unearthing secrets that were thought to be myth, or otherwise putting yourself in lethal danger, you were probably involved in some sort of love triangle. It was just how the school operated. (This isn't a slash James/Fred, if that's what the character listing makes you think.)

Rosalie was snarky, snobby, and cynical - a stereotypical Slytherin. She's back for her sixth year at Hogwarts, returning as captain of the Slytherin quidditch team, and main rival of James Potter. Complete.

"Suck me," he commanded in a low tone. The words sent a shiver down the vampire's spine. "I can't," Simon replied. "If I take anymore, you could die." Jace chuckled quietly. "That's not what I meant." Jimon oneshot

A slew of drabbles that will grow until they encompass the world. All Enjolras/Grantaire 'centric. Oftentimes featuring Les Amis. Ranging from the trite to the fantastic. Mostly just me expressing my love for my favorite pairing in a variety of prompts.

Gavroche wasn't born a street urchin. Abused by his father and cast out of the Thénardier household, the young boy must find his way through life on the streets, and realize that asking for help doesn't mean weakness. Re-dramatisation of Gavroche's life.

Magnus isn't really sure how it happened; one minute, he's a struggling college student living on his own and then he's living with some guy he's only just met—who also happens to be a gay porn star. Malec, AU, pornstar!Alec, two-shot.

Enjolras's last thoughts as he meets death in the ABC Café. Drabble.

"He's fit all right, but he's as dumb as a post." "I heard he snogs better than firewhiskey." "Nothing is beter than Firewhiskey. Nothing." Rachel Fredricks can't believe her ears. Sirius Black's snogs were not better than Firewhiskey. Of course, Rachel has been wrong before. SB/OC

I admit, I fancy my best friend, Albus Potter. You see, I'd tell him, but I can't. There's just that one big reason why I can't like him or even tell him, or anyone for that matter. A matter of life & death.

Sirius wasn't looking for a new best friend, but James was now spending all his time with his new girlfriend. Sirius was the one left behind, and I was the one he found. And neither of us expected what we found in each other. JamesXLily SiriusXOC

So I am now the resident spy for the Order, a job that includes fancy balls and not so fancy crawling around dirty ministry tunnels.I had high hopes for this summer.That wasnt one of them.Wud it be slaggy if i sed Sirius was on the list? yes? well, IDC!

What would the characters of CoAD be like in present times? Some TorakxRenn, rated T only to be safe.

Rory/Eleven. The Doctor wished he could protect Rory until the last falling star.

I'm sorry that I'll never get to know you like I should.

Complete Crack. A potion is circling the school leaving everyone it infects unable to hide their true emotions.Facades are unvieled and boundaries are crossed.An unlikely group of students pair together to solve this mystery.

Welcome, my apprentices, to my grand evil lair, where I assume I have graciously invited you to read this book. My name is Lysander Scamander, and welcome to my most evil mind...

Things seem to be going great. School has started for the first of the Second Generation Marauders, and life couldn't be easier. Until Harry Starts school two years later. Sequel to Sirius' Obsession. rating may go up. Unfortunate hiatus. i'm blocked.

Zebra's aren't supposed to live in the Room of Requirement, which I found out in my 7th year at Hogwarts. Join me, Eliza Longbottom, as I go through a year of TriWizard Tournaments, befriending complete weirdos, and teaching a zebra how to dance...

A child is born to Rapunzal and Flynn... a child with a gift. The child is stripped away due to it, and has to struggle to find her place in this world... the question is: Will she? READ AND REVIEW AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND REVIEW 2 OF YOUR STORIS!

Mina is having a lot of problems, one of them just happens to be Sirius Black. What's a girl to do when the sexiest guy in Gryffindor house blackmails you into being his girlfriend? SBOc Complete!

Sequel to A Parental Guide. MAKES SENSE WITHOUT READING PREQUEL. Rosa's back, along with Brendan, the Marauders, Lily and Mary. Includes house parties with Slytherins, seven minutes in heaven and reunited relationships. SBOC. JPLE. OCOC.

Sirius Black is giving up the ladies once and for all while Lydia Johnson is still searching for Mr Right. But after one memorable potions lesson, it goes to show that frankly my dear, fate doesn't give a damn about your plans. Marauders era

My life was going so well...until I accidentally slammed my trolley into James Potter, fan proclaimed King of Hogwarts, at a hundred miles an hour. Now I just feel like hurling myself out the window at hundred miles an hour. JPLE SBOC RLOC

An unforgivable remake of 'The llama song' Here's a Harry, there's a Harry and another little Harry...