0_0!

State your business here! ...Who? Oh, you're of no harm to me. Go on, git!

N-no, wait! Come back, please--I didn't mean it! See, I hate bein' all alone, really I do. S'you can stay as long as you like, 'kay?

And chat we shall.

Most people who know me, and I take it that ain't you since you're reading this in the first place, call me by my real name. No, I ain't gonna tell you what it is. That'd ruin the whole purpose of Pen Names, am I right? 'Course I am! Do I get a cookie...? Not with my luck...

TT_TT

Anyway, you're gonna call me Oli, got that?

So, I reckon you wanna know why I'm talkin' like this, eh? Well, honestly I don't know. I just...sorta do it online because it makes me feel special.

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Right then. As you can see, I haven't got many stories up yet. Being the lazy fool that I am, I had my friend upload my cough 14 Chapter cough story for me, her name's Dragon Queen88. Yes--mine'd be the one about Fullmetal Alchemist and whatnot. I got a request from Carla down yonder a'Neopets, and I was a good mood to write a story.

And so I did.

e_e

So while that's pretty much my life story--the lotta'f it I can remember, anyway--I'm just gonna let you go now, you're startin' to scare me with them bigg'a eyes of yours.

O_O

Okay then, if that's about it...I'd like to state my good-byes now...

1.) Good-bye to You.

Well, that about wraps that up. I'll be see'n'ya...

'N them big ol' eyes a'yours...

I'd like to thank Dragon Queen88 for uploading my story, though now I have it uploaded for myself. Yes, my AIM is TicklishSkitty.