Wanted to write a fanfic for a while and well...since I love Ereri so much I typed up a few words into my notepad and this baby popped out. It's not too graphic but certainly not PG-13. Rated M for Mature. Eren was bored and wanted to play. Modern AU.

Midnight would bring the 30th of March, three years after Levi had promised that there would be nothing between him and Eren until he reached the age of 18. Neither were patient people.

"Izzy, I really don't think this is a good idea after all." — "Trust me when I say it would make Magnus really fucking happy. Like really -fucking- happy." Malec two-shot; lapdance and smut

Kenny has a theory. Not only is love a mental disorder, but also a waste of time. When a certain blonde starts giving him butterflies, he becomes obsessed with Stan and Kyle's relationship, trying to figure out what true love is.

Roy likes to play with his food. Royai. Shameless PWP set sometime after the end of the manga.

Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.

Look at me. This is dancing, not target practice. If you’re watching for where to put your feet, you’re going to miss the whole point of the waltz. Mustang rescues Hawkeye from being a wallflower. Royai