Hello fellow fanfictioners! Welcome to my profile, where you shall discover: me! To some extent, anyways.

Age: College

Gender: Female

Favorite series: PercyJackson and the Olympians all the way/Heroes of Olympus, I also liked Harry Potter (duh) and Artemist Fowl. I recently discovered The Night Angel Trilogy by Brent Weeks. It's great if you like darker stuff about assassins and the likes, with a hint of magic and some serious humor, plus a little... not so serious humor. *shrug* consider it a recommendation from me to you. Also consider The Bartimaeus Trilogy by Jonathan Stroud.

Favorite animes: Fullmetal Alchemist/Brotherhood, Hunter x Hunter, and Tokyo Ghoul. (there are also like 500000 others, but those are my tops at the moment)

Favorite TV shows: Criminal Minds, Merlin, Over The Garden Wall, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe

Favorite Fanfictions: I realize that there is a favorites list down there for a reason, but the absolute best ones I've found are the Broken Bow series By Xed Alpha (Percy Jackson and the Olympians) and The Blood Alchemist (and sequels) By LeFay Strent (Fullmetal Alchemist). Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality (Harry Potter). Pretty much any of the really popular ones down there are worth checking out.

Also, I'm now a beta! As in, one that actually betas sometime! Things get relatively busy for me on the weekends, but other than that I'm generally free so if you feel you need one and want to deal with more of my sass for some bizarre reason, shoot me a PM or something! And I respond to PMs MUCH more reliably than I update stories. :)

Some fun quotes:

"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest person, you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you ought ta watch out for, because you never know when they are gonna do something incredibly...stupid." -Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean--The Curse of the Black Pearl)

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." --Douglas Adams

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." --The Doctor (4)

"Hermits United, we meet up every ten years, swap stories about caves. It's good fun, for a hermit." --The Doctor (10)

"Don't argue with stupid people. They'll just drag you down to their level then beat you with experience." --Mark Twain

“Beauty is finding the right fit, the natural fit. To be perfect, you have to feel perfect about yourself. Avoid trying to be someone you're not.” --The Lost Hero

“First, you start carrying a man satchel. Next thing you know, you're running around in a bathrobe and pink bunny slippers, chasing chickens with a weed whacker.” --The Son of Neptune

"Chess is just a game. Real people are not pieces. You can't assign more value to some of them than others. Not to me. Not to anyone. People are not a thing that you can sacrifice. The lesson is, anyone who looks on the world as if it is a game of chess, deserves to lose." --Harold Finch, Person of Interest

"My father taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you've been mean to someone, they won't believe nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it's time to stop being nice, then destroy them." -Laurel K Hamilton, A Stroke of Midnight

"Wishes come true, not free." -Into the Woods

"At your smallest components, you are indistinguishable from a forest fire." -Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor, Welcome to Night Vale

"Men often mistake notoriety for fame, and would rather be noticed for their vices than not be noticed at all." -Harry S Truman

"You are never taller than when you stand up for yourself." -Courage Wolf

"Charm is less effective on people who have a good reason to kick your ass." -Brent Weeks

"It's better to be hurt than to hurt others." -Tokyo Ghoul

"You might want to think twice before trying to use a man's conscience against him. It may turn out he doesn't have one." -Brent Weeks

"In these potentially volatile times in Ferguson, I think it's important to look at the example MLK set. His quiet dignity. His restraint. How he was able to show compassion even under duress. How he got shot in the fucking face anyway." -Xavier Holland

The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Jack of all trades, master of none, but better than a master of one.

Great minds think alike, but fools rarely differ.

"If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy... I could have won." -Mumford & Sons

"Stand up and walk. Keep moving forward. You've got two good legs, so get up and use them." -Edward Elric (Hiromu Arakawa), Fullmetal Alchemist

"Don't let numbers tell you what to do. You are blood and earth, not theory and chalk." -Welcome to Night Vale twitter

"I don't understand love. Only poets understand love, and I don't even think they understand it once they wake up and smell the coffee." -Stephen King

"Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know." Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl