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Joined 05-03-06, id: 1039367, Profile Updated: 11-18-08
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

name: berta-chan, bert

ocupation: high school student

birthday: march 4th

location: in your pants!! buwhahahaha

i love anime and manga. i perfer manga over most animes though, and i hate english dubb. i'm also a huge yaoi fan and love drawing. the fisrt yaoi couple i ever liked was sasunaru, ever since their accidental kiss i've been hooked. although i don't like sasuke without naruto, all the pain he's put him through pisses me off.

anime/manga i like: naruto, ouran high school host club (anime), full metal alchemist, fruits basket (manga, the anime sucks), beck (manga, i HATE the anime), death note, skip beat, hands off, inuyasha, xxx holic, cardcaptor sakura, legal drug, tsubasa, loveless (although i get depressed when i read it), eerie queerie, prince of tennis, jigoku shoujio, bleach, princess princess (the live action is so cute!), annnnd that's all i can remember at the moment..

pairings from anime/manga that i love are: (seme/uke)

Naruto:

sasunaru

gaarnaru

nejinaru

sainaru

kibanaru

kakanaru

Death note:

light x L

Fruits basket:

kyo x yuki

haru x yuki

manabe x yuki

yuki x machi

hatori x akito

kureno x akito

shigure x akito

haru x akito (weird i know haha)

Loveless:

soubi x ritsuka

Tsubasa:

kurogane x fai

Hands off:

tatsuki x kotarou

yuuto x kotarou

Ouran high school host club:

hikaru x kaoru

mori x hunny

kyoya x tamaki

i also think ichigo and rukia are a cute couple. -

COUPLES I HATE:

sasusaku (EW SICK NEVER, EVER GONNA HAPPEN)

itachi x sasuke ( ewwwwwww, neither one of them could ever be uke)

(i hate anyone with sasuke who is not NARUTO)

nejigaar (do they even talk to each other? both to seme to be together)

leegaar (hahahahaha)

iruka x naruto (ew naru-chan sees him as a father figure)

gaarsaku (just so wrong, so wrong)

nejisaku (...ew)

kagome x inuyasha ( i just hate kagome)

HARUHI WITH ANYONE (she broke up the beautiful twincest 'breaks down'WHY!!) - i also can't stand skanky, klutzy, can't protect myself, overly nice (or bitchy) anime girls who EVERYONE has to fall in love with. that's just annoying...

you can check out my drawings on DA: http: // berta-chan. devaintart. com (i have a really awesome sasunaru one, kekeke)

i also like making videos, so you can also check them out on youtube. just search ' legaldrug001 ' and click. -

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Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 3,511 - Follows: 3,170 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3903 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Imaginary Friends by weirdtobisenpai reviews
Sasuke has had his imaginary friend, Naruto, since he was young, but, at 16, it may be time to confront his relationship with the so-called imaginary boy. However, Naruto may not be as imaginary as everyone thought...*disclaimer*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,990 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kitsune Co by Kinoo Kyuu reviews
UPDATE NOTICE. The people in Konoha abuses Naruto due to him being a half fox-mix. Tsunade and Iruka takes action and they move to Tokyo, where they treat mixes kindly. They begin a modelling agency with Naruto as the main model. SasuNaru, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,319 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Scrap of Humanity by Minerva Teller of tales reviews
The dark haired boy leaned down and pat Naruto's head softly. We're all lonely. What's your name? he whispered near the blonde's ear coaxing him away from his leg and closer to his chest. ItaNaru, onesided SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,483 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Spilt Tea by w0nd3r-R23 reviews
It's been two years since Derek and Casey last spoke and suddenly Derek shows up on her doorstep... Will he finally be able to tell her why he stopped talking to her two years ago...?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,892 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Let it be me by Monkeyface17 reviews
Naruto is sent away to a boarding school in England. Hating the people, the place and the weather he tries to get himself expelled. But all he seems to be able to do is attract more friends, and gain the interest of Uchiha Sasuke. SasuNaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,688 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just an act by Kutsu reviews
Posing for gay magazines when you're straight, no way, right? Wrong. For Naruto, chaos arrupts until he finds a way to deal with stress; act. Shut yourself away, nothing you're doing is for real. Right? Sasunaru, yaoi, rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,284 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Alliance of Fire and Wind by fantasylover12001 reviews
AU fic. Sasuke Uchiha returns to his home to learn that he's stuck in a betrothal he doesn't want. He is even further shocked when he learns that the one chosen for him is none other then his childhood friend, Naruto Uzumaki, who is not a child any more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,432 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
See Me For Who I Am! by Joya Verde reviews
CH.7 LEMON! YAOI Naruto is not who he seems to be and after being cheated on by Sasu and replaced by a slut, he goes on a secret mission where he meets an old 'friend'. Will he let this man into his heart or are there more than what the eye can see R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,571 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
What! The Hokage's Pregnant! by Rikouchan reviews
[SasuNaru] Sequel to “We’re Getting Married & That’s FINAL!” After 1 month later of their marriage, Naruto was promoted as the new Rokudaime. Then 2 months later, something happened unexpectedly…the Rokudaime was pregnant. Oh the HORROR! [Mpreg]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,041 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love Thy Brother by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaru! Kakashi and Iruka fall in love and their sons, Sasuke and Naruto, have to learn to live together as one big happy family. But is it possible? gomen, this summery stinks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,459 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sayonara goodbye by ItaNaruLover reviews
As a child Naruto was alone, beaten and hurt. That was until he came. Naruto didn't know much about him except that he was kind, gentle and had the most beautiful crimson red eyes. ItaNaru sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,804 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Roommates by UchihaAkimoto reviews
Five guys living together? How hard can it be? : YAOI, SasuNaru. : SEQUEL "Moving On"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,743 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Hidden Life by emonaru reviews
Sasuke's the new kid at Konoha High There he meets the heartthrob aka Naruto.Sasuke tries befriending naruto, the coldhearted and emotionless boy and finds out about naruto's hidden life Is this only the start of friendship or something much more.Edited!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,687 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Yours For A Day by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto's auctioned off, and the winner gets a day with him… and now, everybody's fighting over him [SasuNaru SaiNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru NaruHina OroNaru ItaNaru KakaNaru HakuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Mine by Jelp reviews
There are some things Sakura would not expect to come home to... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,467 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daddy Sasuke by Seto's Darkness reviews
Sasuke loves Naruto very much… but he can't have him, because Naruto is his adopted son [SasuNaru YAOI, shounenai]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,804 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Awakening by just-nikki reviews
Sometimes there's no going back to the lines we've crossed. Maybe that's not such a bad thing. Seth/Ryan. Angst. Boy love. Sarcasm.
O.C. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Seth C., Ryan A. - Complete
Without You by darkalbino reviews
It's only in the face of loss that we realize what we have, "What am I supposed to do without you?" SasuNaru,oneshot please read the warnings inside before reading fic, it's sure to please some and piss off others...although i hope it pleases everyone :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,849 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha Chat by lovebaby reviews
Both Naruto and Sasuke found a perfect friend in each others... online. Reality, however, has a different kind of effect on this relationship. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fit to Be Tied by Wingedchilde reviews
Sequel to Green Eyes. Naruto decides to 'prank' Sasuke. So he enlists the help of a certain white eyed male to make Sasuke jealous. This could only mean trouble... Slash SasuNaru Onesided NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,743 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ukette by myinukoi reviews
1 uke. 15 semes. 1 mansion. Who will rise above the other semes and claim Naruto as their own? Bachelor.Bachelorette parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,340 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U.
So You're In Love With Your Best Friend? by Selphiebunny reviews
Those sloppy, wet kisses on late mornings, snuggling in the middle of the night, smiling? ...What was the world coming to? Okay, so maybe Sasuke liked it a little bit. Includes Highschool!Sasunaru shonen ai . DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,911 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 246 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tenchi by Mistress-Starfire reviews
YAOI SASUNARU Naruto is an Angel trainee that failed his assignments 3 times. His last assignment is to make traumatized Uchiha Sasuke Happy. He has one year to do so. Sasuke not only is happier, he falls in love. How will he react that Naruto will leave?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,661 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Different Angle by Ashrey reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is the heir of the multibillionaire Uzumaki Arashi, but outside his multibillionaire life, he was a she, a normal simple girl, until one day, Uchiha Itachi one of Japan's top photographer ask her to be his model.. AU, SasuNaru, ItaNaru, etc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,963 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Green Eyes by Wingedchilde reviews
Sasuke's never been the type to be jealous. What's there to be jealous about? However, there is one thing that causes his eyes to turn green: Naruto. Slash SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Your Eyes by Happy Emo reviews
SASUNARUSASU 'Highschool AU' Sasuke enters Konoha high, causing a certain blond to envy everything about the Uchiha. But their feelings soon turn out to be quite opposite.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,239 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Color by kawaii-kirei reviews
Sasuke dreams in black and white. Usually he doesn't care, but when he dreams of a certain someone, he wants the colors back. [SasuNaru, NaruSasu, drabble]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Coffee, Tea or Me by kawaii-kirei reviews
When Sasuke refuses to eat anything, Naruto comes up with a plot. 'Coffee, tea or me' [SasuNaru, ukeish Naruto, yaoi, smut, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha Garden by eta-carinae23 reviews
AU, Yaoi, Naruto lives in a brothel run by his aunt, Tsunade. He is talked into crossdressing as a girl to serve a group of royal nobles one night, and all goes horribly wrong when his identity is found out by none other than Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,933 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Owned by Kittfox reviews
get your hands off him little brother. He's Mine! I own him Itachi snarled. Over my dead body Itachi A sinister smile spread across Itachi's lips. As You wish. Itanarusasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,249 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Walk Me Home by lovebaby reviews
[SasuNaru oneshot] There's a reason why Sasuke isn't desperately in love with Sakura. [yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Complete
Cravings by A dragon's crystal reviews
He did the inevitable. Really. And for what? For the ice cream… and unintentionally the dobe. But then again, he WAS only doing it for the ice cream, right? Right. Stupid cravings… [SasuNaru two shot] COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete
Win a Date With Hyuuga Neji by Atilla-the-Honey reviews
Naruto wins a competiton and the prize a date with movie star Neji, much to the chagrin of his best friend Sasuke, who is deeply, hopelessly ­and secretly­ in love with Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,932 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005
Unbinding the Contract by ice krystahl reviews
Everything was as normal as ever, and the boys are now 16. Little did they know that a contract produced by the late Sandaime will make them carry a charade of a happy, soon-to-be couple! SasuxNaru (Chap 8 edited)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,185 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 9/14/2004
Daddy Rooster Head by dragon dreams reviews
[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
Symbiosis by Appuru reviews
Insanity is only two steps from the edge. How far can you bend before you break? [SasuNaru, AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 134 - Published: 4/29/2005
Linked by The Ambitious Blank reviews
COMPLETE! Naruto and Sasuke are chained together, to "improve team morale". Of course, nothing good can come of it.. (Humor, SasuNaru in later chapters.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,323 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 4/23/2004 - Complete
Searing Soul by EviL Duckie XD reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are rivals. THey do absolutely NOTHING but squabble. Sasuke didn't even LIKE Naruto. Absolutely no way...but whats this? Another person vying for Naruto's attention? Say hellooooo to jealousy (Sasunaru-[eventually]) Review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 170 - Published: 2/17/2004
Fleeting by Sunfreak reviews
Words that were spoken, but not necessarily meant. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2003
Living Under the Same Roof by Bishiehuggler reviews
Slightly AU. Yaoi. SasuNaru. At the age of nineteen, the guys decide to move into the Uchiha house for various reasons. Even though they've set aside their rivalry and have become great friends, it's still going to be tough to cope...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/18/2003 - Published: 9/19/2003
Aishiteru by starnsniper reviews
SasuNaru ficcie. One shot, really sappy. Sitting on the rooftop one night, Naruto wonders about these feelings he's been having. He doesn't know what they are, or who they're for. The big question is, is Naruto in love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
TRY reviews
It's funny really how a life works. The things you try to hold onto, you try to remember, those are what you end up losing. And everything that you try to forget, or throw away, those are the things that stay. sasunaru, onesided gaanaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.