Hello! We are the Tardettes. What you will find here are stories that were, usually, written tag team. A few will be stories done by only one author and we will be sure to label our stories so you know.

We are Ally and Annie and we have been best friends for EVAR. Not really, but it feels that way sometimes. We are often obsessed with the same things at the same time, and this is where we write about all the things that have nothing to do with Aliens, Predators, or AVP.

We live in the Midwest, USA, and are both the same year in college.

Ally:

-Double Majoring in French and Spanish. Currently fluent in French.

-Has a complicated family life. 13 grandparents should tell you plenty.

-Is detail oriented and mildly CDO (That's OCD in alphabetical order)

-Is the beta for these stories. Cus she's a mega nit picker and grammar nazi. If you need a beta, she's up for it, but she might make you cry. Nothing personal.

-Favorite Foods: Pickles. Most things, save seafood and melons. Will try most things at least once. Will eat things she doesn't like anyway.

-Favorite Colors: Green, Black, and Silver

-Preferred Book Genres: Fantasy/sci-fi

-Is a major video game freak, particularly RPGs. Dragon Age, FTW!

Annie:

-Double Majoring in Liberal Arts and Elementary Education. Specializing in Reading and Social Studies.

-Has a pretty normal family. Parents are both doctors, two older siblings. Big brother is an Electrical Engineer PHD. Big Sister is a Biology major working at the Human Genome Project. With yeast. And a dog.

-Is a get it done sort of person. Actions speak louder than words. The reason there ARE weekly updates.

-Is a big picture person, but can obsess over details just as much.

-Favorite Foods: Most everything, with a particular penchant for Eastern foods. NO PICKLES, MUSHROOMS, PEPPERS.

-Favorite Colors: Purple, Black, Silver

-Preferred Book Genres: Fantasy/Sci-Fi and Mysteries. But, reads most everything.

-Not so much a video game freak, except for Seek and Find/Puzzle games. (She has new appreciation for Dragon Age, however, and is in love with it)

-TOTAL ANIME/MANGA NUT.

We've written together for a long time and this is our first time really putting our partner stories up. We hope you like them.

FOR THE RECORD: Some of the stories/one shots we are going to write are going to be silly. As in NOT CANNON. *GASP!* But, fear not. Others of our stories WILL be as close to cannon and as accurate as we can make them. We DO know the difference. We'll make sure to label which stories are silly and which are serious. So, please, dear readers, don't whine to us about how something "Isn't Cannon" in one of the silly stories. You WILL be mocked. WITH A VENGEANCE.