BlondeMarimo
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180 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
180 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not charm the toilets in the staff room bathroom to sing loudly when used,' and 'I will not attempt to exorcise Professor Binns.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,851 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 7/24/2018 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Classes With Akatsuki by WhiteMint reviews
Side-story to Sakura's Initiation: Classes in Tokyo U are never boring, considering how Sakura has at least one Akatsuki member in all her classes. Is it too late to transfer?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Sakura's Initiation by WhiteMint reviews
Sequel to Clutz: Wait-WHAT? I have to endure the initiation for joining Akatsuki when I never even agreed to this? I don't even know how to play basketball! SakuraxAkatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Claiming Hermione by ilke reviews
“This doesn’t change anything, Granger. We’re not friends.” Draco said. “I know.” Hermione sat unmoving, listening to his retreating footfalls. She felt pretty certain that, in fact, it changed everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 118,833 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 3,251 - Follows: 3,061 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Live, Learn & Love by Acherona reviews
Learning to live again after your loved one throws you away is hard, coping with some very unexpected news his harder and what will Naruto do when Sasuke suddenly wants him back? Happy SasuNaru Day!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,377 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mind's Eye by Galadriell reviews
After five years of silence in a mental institution, Harry speaks. "Malfoy," he murmurs. Why would he speak the name of his Slytherin counterpart? So begins the treatment with Draco in the forefront of it all. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,978 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Serpent's Persuasion by FawkesFyre reviews
Harry's life isn't where he wants it to be when he prefers the company of snakes to humans. But can his new pet convince him to find a friend where he would've never thought to look himself? And how will his housemates react to Harry's pet snake? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,287 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unexpected, A Holiday Tail of Mistaken Identity by amightypenguin reviews
After an accident involving a two year old and a wand, Harry much to his dismay is sent to Draco, who believes he's caring for a pet. A large pet with a bad attitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,178 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 132 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Berry, Citrus and Dettol by Jester310 reviews
Being peculiar, Luffy adores the smell of citrus on Kidd and hates the Dettol odor on Law. But both his brothers hate nothing about him. LuffyKiddLaw. Incest and AU. You've been warned.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Luffy, E. Kidd, T. Law - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 212 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stratagem by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
New Found Love by Midnight7716 reviews
When Toothless changes into an Anthropoidic form and starts showing that he feels more than just friendship towards him, will Hiccup accept it? and if so... how is he going to tell everyone else? Anthro Toothless X Hiccup! Raited M for later Ch's.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,676 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - [Toothless, Hiccup] - Complete
Devil's Snare by eprime reviews
Remus lands in detention and improves his knowledge of magical plants. Remus/Tentacles, Remus/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Anatomy Lessons by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Biology was the topic of study, today. Pre-SebaCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Fire by If Wishes Were Blue Skies reviews
It was frightening how fast he reacted to his touches. It didn't help that Toothless' body had a natural heat to it, so any amount of contact was almost like fire
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Ecstasy in grass by FalconMage reviews
Something that I thought about that's in between movie. Was inspired by a picture drawn on InkBunny and this is what I came up with. Rated mature for many many reasons. Yiff may be ensured.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,617 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
The Difference Between Wrong and Right by Reinamy reviews
In Hiccup's world, what's supposed to be right feels wrong and what's supposed to be wrong feels right. Calling him a little confused would be a bit of an understatement. Oneshot. ToothHic. Mature Content.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/24/2010 - [Hiccup, Toothless] - Complete
Ink by Fifi McFu reviews
Sequel to Piercings. When you lose your lover, all else fades from existence. A tattooed promise is the one thing that Sasuke can hold onto when he thinks that a fire has taken Naruto's life. Lemon, yaoi, slight OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
F cked on the Floor by M. Monster reviews
He should have caught on by the drink names; A little Dick'll Do, Kiss on the Lips, Foreplay on Neutral Ground, Kiss Me Slow, Screaming Multiple Orgasms on the Beach, Cock'n'Balls, Naked on the Bathroom Floor, and F*cked on the Floor. Desmond/Shaun, smut
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Obliviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,217 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 177 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Ashwinder Incident by BronzeSilence reviews
Albus' favorite cousin, Louis, has come down with the flu. And worse, he's got fangirls hassling him as Valentine's Day approaches. To save him, Albus must go on a Hogwarts adventure! Slash, incest, oh my! LW/ASP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,132 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Louis W., Albus S. P. - Complete
You'll Forget by whocares10315 reviews
Kenny comforts a heartbroken Stan, telling him time heals and that he'll soon forget…
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Kenny McCormick ManWhore Extraordinaire by CartmanFan reviews
Kenny is bored in class. So why not go through his fuckbuddies, while he's at it? It's a great opportunity for him to reflect on whether or not his current status as man-whore is something to be proud of.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Kenny M. - Complete
Bernard and Ben by Kaitlyn October Snape reviews
Dr. John Watson has a secret. He retained a childhood habit of sleeping with a stuffed bear. What happens when Holmes finds out? Not as cracky as it sounds, I promise!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Ben and Leo by Kaitlyn October Snape reviews
Sequel to "Bernard and Ben". Holmes uses some cute and cuddly objects as code for when he wants Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Little Red by Alrye reviews
My personal spin off of Little Red Riding Hood. Yaoi and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/15/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Pathos by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sort of an alternate reality fic in which Draco and Harry discover they are brothers, much to Draco's... rage. This is not a fluffy, happy fic and contains POSSIBLY DISTURBING MATURE ADULT CONTENT and all that. Be warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 98 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Red Threads of Daybreak by Aria Illusine reviews
A collection of AkaSaku drabbles, this one's a KisaSaku! Kisame makes a strange suggestion, that leads to a minor epiphany on Sakura's part.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Somnambulist by Fifi McFu reviews
It turns out that Sasuke is most promiscuous when he is asleep. ItaSasu, Uchihacest, lemon, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood by Killercat-nya reviews
Naruto gets dragged to a Halloween party just after his girlfriend left him, what’s worse…he’s dressed as Red Riding Hood and the big bad wolf wants to get under his dress. SasuNaru, Yaoi, lemons Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,178 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Finally by Airanke reviews
Tsunade decides that it's high time Hidan was dug out of his hole. However, he seems to have lost his pride and arrogance. Can Sakura help him get it back, and can he help her learn to love again?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,044 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Need Any Help? by Fifi McFu reviews
Sakura moves into a new apartment in desperate need of cleaning, but when both her friends bail on her to help, she gets some unexpected help from her saucy new landlord. KakaSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,650 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by jellybean88 reviews
Draco is one of the "maids" from Cleaner Homes Inc, when he is hired by a mysterious author to do the weekly cleaning at his house. And if the strange butler isn't going to send him packing then the identity of his boss just might.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
This Nonsensical Thing We Call by WhirledPeace reviews
Yaoi, ZetDei/DeiZet. Deidara finds he can't hate as much as he'd like to. And perhaps he might like this. M for lemon. Slightly plotless, more drabbly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
Just What I've Never Wanted by Tinkering reviews
Severus Snape has the Incubus gene but he never knew it because it was never awakened due to the presence of the Dark Mark.However, on the defeat of Voldemort the Mark disappears.Leaving the Potions Master in a bit of trouble as he's changing and clueless. (DISCONTINUED)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Solicitation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
George Weasley fixes up his brother after an incident involving a sprained ankle. WARNING: Brothercest and MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/17/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Gloves by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is following Draco, as usual. This is pretty much complete PWP, so heed the usual MATURE ADULT CONTENT thingy. This is where Dyson's glove kink began.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Naked Sailing by nauyro reviews
All the cloth on the Thousand Sunny is taken by a strange old man, leaving the crew naked. Now, being days, perhaps even weeks away from reaching land, sexual tensions mount amongst the Straw Hat pirates as they battle their carnal urges...! LuffyxNami
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,361 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Luffy, Nami
Mori's love by Horriblefreak reviews
Mori finally puts his desires into actions to claim Hani.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Smitten by Kunoichan reviews
He was always staring into the blue and white, but soon found himself staring at something completely different ... yes, this is long, but i guarantee it's worth it. set two years after shippuuden. read, review, enjoy. my first fan fiction.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Nightingale by czgohan reviews
My entry to Perpetual159’s ‘I love Men in uniform’ challenge. Rated for innuendo, references to violence and to adult situations, though no descriptive scenes. Fluffy. AU. Oneshot. Please r/r.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by IceQueenRia reviews
Hermione is attacked by death eaters. She manages to escape by turning into her animagus form. She ends up becoming Snape's new pet. Unsure if he can be trusted she stays in her cat form and gets an inside look at what Snape is really like. SEQUEL TITLED 'TEACHER'S SURPRISE' by Ayanna88.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 76,916 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Antics by Anaticula4 reviews
A story in which Sherlock Holmes' antics bring him closer to Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Music Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by TheFolliesofYouth reviews
Shikamaru is bothered by the noise coming from the apartment below him. Temari doesn't plan on being quiet. It's a recipe for romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Worth Remembering by BellaPerea reviews
He fell in love with her over the screen of his camera. NaruHina, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Of Bachelors, Bets, and Pirates by evilchibis reviews
The new Pirate King is more popular than he knows, and the race is on. Who will be the ultimate winner of Luffy’s affections and the throne at his side, and shouldn’t Nami be worried instead of taking bets?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,158 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Winter Wonderland by emme.o23 reviews
Well known photographer Sasuke Uchiha picks up a blond beauty named Naruto one winter day. Making Naruto his model, he obsessively takes photo's of him, but his one true desire is to see his aroused face. How far will this insanity take?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What the heck is wrong with the Akatsuki? by TeenageNeko reviews
The Akatsuki are acting strange, and poor Itachi isn't getting out without a mental scar. CRACK FIC SO MUCH CRACK IT'LL MAKE YOUR EYES BURN!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
KisaIta Drabbles by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sequel Drabbles to Favourite Colour
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 243 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Will of a D by Confession68 reviews
CONTAINS SPOILERS! A will of a D is unmatched, and once they set their minds to do something, there's no stopping them and no getting in their way. You had better hope you're on their side. And when two clash, you had better get the hell out of the way.LN
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,234 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Tales of A Single Father: Shikamaru by Bibliophile Nincompoop reviews
We always hear about the single mother's raising their children in this indifferent world. But about the single fathers? Well Shikamaru has two growing troublesome daughters, but a beautiful blonde down the hall just may be the answer to his prayers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,193 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
That's Amore by africana reviews
What makes you so sure I want to go out with you?" Sakura asked, an angry glare beginning to form. His smile grew wider and he placed his left hand on her shoulder. "What woman doesn't want to go out with me?" AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Things by MadRabbit reviews
They’re all a bit different, in so many different ways. Strawhats and their various quirks, as seen by each of them in turn-no pairings. I'm such a nerd. R&R, time and mind permitting!
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 153 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Endings and Beginnings by VulcanCheesecake reviews
Pre-Movie I suppose. John Watson is working as a prostitute on the streets of London, until HE comes along.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/12/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Is Not Even Weekend by Meteor Beat reviews
After what could be called a bad week Timmy only wants to rest and do nothing, now, his girlfriend also wants to rest with him, sadly things never goes right for Mr. Turner, sometimes you just hate your friends. TimmyxVicky
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Timmy, Vicki - Complete
Cosmo you idiot! by LuckyMe8 reviews
cosmo and timmy get locked in thier bathroom
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Cosmo, Timmy - Complete
Monster Mash by OrpheumZero reviews
It's time for a Halloween party on a festival island, but what awaits the Straw Hats? It's a tale of Masks! Candy! And monsters! UPDATED Final Chapter; The saga comes to a dramatic close! And the curse is finally broken!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,973 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Rhapsody by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
High School AU which includes drugs, hobos, and violent teachers. Prompt from Amethyst Turtle.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Casting by lunaryu reviews
If One Piece is a film and the characters are the actors and actresses... A series parody version drabbles of One Piece manga. Warning: major spoiler up to recent chapters and hints of many pairings in a way... YAY FOR PART XXI! GO GO GO!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,385 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Luffy - Complete
Sex Warms You Up ::DeiTobi smut:: by Tobi the Hubcap Thief reviews
It's chilly at Akatsuki headquarters. Deidara is friskier when it's cold. DeiTobi, TobiDei, Deidara x Tobi, TobixDeidara/DeidaraxTobi smut. Rated M for sexual content, which is most certainly present. One-Shot. Enjoy !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Seventh Sense by Zelha reviews
Who said that Shikamaru didn’t know how to devise a naughty plot to fulfill his own fantasies? ShikaSaku abduction fantasy smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Valentine's Day by Demented Lobster reviews
My Valentine's day special, featuring Konan and the rest of the Akatsuki. I wrote this for the sake of writing it. Happy Valentine's day!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Akatsuki, Konan - Complete
A Study in Black and White by raven612 reviews
Sherlock has asked Watson into his room late one night so that they could have a chat, but the conversation soon turns into something more, much more. H/W slash, NC-17 type.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/8/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Confection by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sherlock Holmes: Bad prediction, very bad by KarumA-chan reviews
Based on the 2009 film, Holmes decides to use Watson for one of his experiments. He ends up with more than he bargained for. Watson/Holmes slash m/m
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/30/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Twisted Faerie Tales by Digitallace reviews
A collection of Drarry fairytales in the twisted tongue of Digitallace. Warnings for Slash and explicit content and adult language and situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,898 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Idiots guide of how to annoy Akatsuki Members! by MiharuBlueCat reviews
You always wanted to know how to annoy certain Akatsuki Members? Then click here and you will be enlightened in the art of driving Akas insane!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Artists Impression by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Dean stared down at her and almost forgot to breath. He almost forgot the sketchpad in his hand and the charcoal he had dug up from his art kit that smudged his fingers as he raced to capture her image in the early morning light. DeanHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Dean T., Hermione G. - Complete
Schrei, wenn du kannst by Elbenstein reviews
Nach dem Tod Voldemorts beendet Harry mit seinen Freunden Ron und Hermine das 7. Schuljahr und beginnt die Ausbildung als Auror. Doch in seinen letzten Weihnachtsfeiern kommt es zu einer äußerst merkwürdigen Begegnung, die Folgen sind überraschend ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Skittles by Cylinder reviews
Black and white. Red and blue. They contrast each other in the perfect way, almost like they were meant to be. Pink and yellow - they clashed. They were supposed to repel, hate, KILL each other. But breaking the rules was just too tempting to bear...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,913 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Easter egg by Deviant-Jubilant reviews
The thought of tentacle raep is a wonderous thing. So, let us see how our big, strong itallian stallion holds up against an easter egg! Ezio/Tentacles
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
Spoil Of War by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Prince Itachi takes the only surviving Hyuuga as his after a devastating war. Neji adjusts to the new life very slowly. Chibi fluff, ItaNeji, yaoi, etc. This is for Gwyllion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
Bringing Home Strays by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke's mother always told him not to bring home strays. What happens when Sasuke does? And it's a human? SasuNaru, yaoi, smut, lemon, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 118 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Renewal by oh.industria reviews
AU. Shikamaru gives new meaning to the term 'sexy librarian'. Neji just might learn something. ShikaNeji, NC17ish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Obsessive by Delicate Desires reviews
It's a similar jutsu to the one I usually use. You know, the one where my skin changes color and I look totally bad ass? You must've heard about it before. It's like that, except you only feel the pain. Hidan x Sakura twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Just Another Day by Nyx Myst reviews
Voldemort hates New Year’s Eve. It being his birthday, or rather the birthday of Tom Marvolo Riddle, means nothing to him. Anyone who tries to celebrate the day better have their Will up-to-date. Warning: SLASH – HP/LV – Minor Bondage
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 165 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Melody of Cherryblossoms by Gaara-funk-girl452 reviews
Sakura meets this silver head man that was part of the Akatsuki,oh yeah it was Hidan.After a couple of days she's beginning to really like him. Being kicked out of Konoha,Sakura has no where to go but to Akatsuki. HidanXSakura PeinXSakura *EXTREME LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,156 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Hallucination of a Romance by SasoDeiFan reviews
Deidara is in need of a medical ninja, Sakura in need of a male figure in her life. When she finds that a stranger is showering in her apartment, it may spark something surprisingly enthralling. But when the clock reads 1:03 AM, no one's happy. ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Anatomisch korrekt by yoho reviews
Hermine winkte Harry zu sich: Sag mir, was das hier ist?“ - Harry ging zum Herd und warf einen kurzen Blick auf das Backblech. Stutenkerle“, sagte er. - Schau doch mal genauer hin!“ - Nun ja“, sagte er. Sie sind ... ehm ... anatomisch korrekt.“
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wrapping Paper by myfailsafe reviews
AEOY Side Story/Gift Fic, AU : Peanut butter and jelly, a cat toy, a skirt and a dictionary? Some things about Christmas you’ll just never get. Shounen-Ai SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Artistic Allure by SterileTelevision reviews
Tobi tries his hand at art again. Deidara doubts him, so Tobi has to prove him WRONG! Rating change HAS TAKEN PLACE! enjoy :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Harry, fünfunddreißig Mal by yoho reviews
Ich bin tot“, stellte Harry fest und drehte sich auf den Rücken. - Hermine kicherte: Nicht tot, aber nackt.“ - Deine Mutter hat mich gesehen, … so ….“, stöhnte er - Harry, sie hat ein Kind. Ich glaube, sie weiß, wie ein nackter Mann aussieht.“
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Finding the Right Mate by Kuro.Kitsune19 reviews
Kibax Fem Naru story. AU - werewolves. Kiba has always been alone, but being the lone wolf isn't always fun. When mating season starts will he be able to find a mate or will he be the lone werewolf that he believes himself to always be. Find out... XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Kiba I., Naruko U. - Complete
Letters & Licks by Acherona reviews
Set in the same universe as Cake & Kisses. Naruto is about the make the worst mistake of his life and Sasuke needs to rescue him…But how do you save the unwilling? Merry X-mas!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
iSaw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by ipwnyourmother reviews
She saw the beard move slightly as he grinned and came towards her, bending so that his face was level with hers where she sat on the edge of the bed. “Kiss for Santa?” He said quietly. Spam. Established relationship. Oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Sam P., Spencer S. - Complete
Reclaim by CaptainKaos reviews
Nach einem rasanten siebten Schuljahr wird Harry Professor für Verteidigung gegen die Dunklen Künste. Der Dunkle Orden gewinnt mehr und mehr an Macht... wie wird sich das alles auf Harry auswirken? Wie wird Dumbledore reagieren?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 93,600 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Sex 101 by whocares10315 reviews
Craig hates asking people for anything, but he has no other choice…
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
iLie Here Alone by Mizz-Maddnezz-Tells reviews
After a suicidal attempt takes the last bit of happiness from Freddie he is left alone with an unexpected friend to comfort him. Full summary inside. Please Check it out! Read and Review.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Freddie B., Spencer S. - Complete
My Humps by OxVanillaPeachesxO reviews
Konan listens to the radio...and only disaster awaits. AKATSUKI CRACK. My Humps owned by The Black Eyed Peas RATED T FOR YOUR INNOCENT EARS. And then some...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
For the Trees by Atlantia reviews
Will's always thought love was supposed to be just like in stories, just like his parents. It's not supposed to be difficult. Sometimes though all it takes is a different point of view to make difficult become easy. WILL x WARREN
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/30/2009 - William S./Will, Warren P. - Complete
Waisen by yoho reviews
Harry?“ Hermine schob die Hand unter sein Kinn. Was ist es wirklich?“ - Sie ist ein Mädchen“, platzte er heraus. - Wirklich?“, sagte Hermine und zog die Brauen hoch. Und?“ – Harry seufzte: Ich kann nicht mit Puppen spielen.“
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Down, And The World Keeps Turning by Nilo Syrtis reviews
Halloween was never a happy day for Harry Potter. And when it seemed that his despair was going to get the better of him, Sirius was there to pull him out of it in his own wordless way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sitting in a Tree by thebestdamnthings reviews
“Naruto, I’m pretty sure that stupid song wasn’t meant to be taken literally.” AU. NaruHina, implied SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Didn’t See That Coming by arashi wolf princess reviews
Timmy goes through an online dating website to help him get a date. He didn't expect his date to be Chip Skylar, the same singer he had a slight crush on when they first meet. Chip always thought Timmy was cute but never said a word. Are they able to spi
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Timmy, Chip Skylark - Complete
The typewriter by AKATSUKI SUPER FAN reviews
Pein acidentally gets a typewriter in the mail and chaos ensues. Oneshot AU, OOCness, bla, bla, bla...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Shadow's Wind on Halloween by FanggirlX reviews
Sakura asks a favor of Shikamaru that takes him to Suna. He decides while there that he is going to win over Temari. Main Pairing: ShikaTema Side Pairing: GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,075 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Ars Amatoria by sunaprincess7 reviews
And if Nature has withheld from you the sensation of pleasure, then teach your lips to lie and say you feel it all." Shikatema fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Cat Ears by wednsdai reviews
MM Draco has cats ears and Ron has a secret. Oh no. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kiba's Long Day by Sam Spam III reviews
Kiba arrives back to Konoha after a tiring mission. Chasing Akamaru to Ichiraku Ramen, Kiba soon finds himself with Naruto. They soon find themselves in Naruto's appartment with mixed feelings. Rated M for the explicit content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,004 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Blanditiarum by ChibiPotatoes reviews
The days have been dragging on and things have been hectic in Konoha. Training has kept Sakura away from Naruto. But they're able to seize a chance to be together, his excuse: He needs her to model for him. Rated M for resulting lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/21/2009 - [Sakura H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Pein's Evil Council Of Doom Akatsuki Crack by AisuHime reviews
It’s Akatsuki crack! Pein has called a meeting, and boy will he regret it. Set before *spoiler censor* kills *spoiler censor*, and before *spoiler censor* activates his *spoiler censor* Plan. See inside for warnings. Rated T/M. Read and review IF YOU DARE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Sanji, the Little Devil by lunaryu reviews
Stumbling across an old parchment, Zoro decided to have fun since he was bored. Who knew that it could really bring a naughty devil that would mess his life after that? Zoro certainly didn’t. Well, devil wasn’t real or...was it? AU-ZoSan PART 2 is UP!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,605 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 178 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Cake & Kisses by Acherona reviews
At the age of five Sasuke found his angel, the one he wanted to make his bride. Unfortunately the object of his affection doesn’t seem to share his feelings…How does an Uchiha woo an unruly blond? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Apologies by Aurorai reviews
Luffy is upset with his nakama, and they don't even really know why. A little LuNa. Sry, I suck at summaries.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
The Cheshire Cat by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,533 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kawaii Lil' Neko Naruchan by Xoxo em0lovErs reviews
Iruka just got back from the store and he spotted a humanoid Neko all alone in the rain. He brought it home to take care of it. Too bad there's already another humanoid cat at home. What'll happened when they meet? threeshot?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Humans' Wings by CaptainKaos
Dritter Teil der Angels & Demons Triologie von Batsutousai! Harry Potter ist der neue Große Gott. Was kann er tun, um die Welt aus den Händen einiger machthungriger Engel zu befreien?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,999 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Education by Djap reviews
BETAD Dark Ace x Aerrow, There is a dark desire in both of them, which needs to get satisfied. Can D.A. teach his Storm Boy all lessons he would need to do so?
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,575 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Dark Ace, Aerrow - Complete
Klassentreffen by yoho reviews
Hast du auch eine Idee, was wir gegen diese Bagage tun können?“, fragte Hermine. - Harry verneigte sich: Aber natürlich doch Milady. Wir machen ein Klassentreffen.“ - Ein Klassentreffen?“, wiederholte Hermine und sah dabei nicht sehr intelligent aus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Challenges: Shots by Clarobell reviews
Luffy’s had his eyes on Ace for a while. Maybe this is his chance to make a move. AU. LuffyxAce
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Jashinist Nightmare by RurikoTsukuyomi reviews
Itachi's been having disturbing nightmares of being violated... Hidan tries to help him calm down from the horrifying nightmares... Who IS the man in Itachi's nightmares? YAOI. Naughty language! OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,473 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Heavy Breathing by AntoinetteD reviews
Harry Potter and Sirius, one night Harry's passions go to far...How will sirius react?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,929 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Art of Love by wickedswanz reviews
Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The One and Only by lunaryu reviews
Since the beginning they knew who they were. With the experience and memory they created together, it was natural to love each other. Well it was supposed to be brotherly love, but unconsciously…would they think the same? Warning: AceLu-Lemon
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,488 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Make A Wish: A Timmy X Chip Story by calhale reviews
The story of how Timmy Turner and Chip Skylark find love in each other after hiding it for the other for years. Rated M for yaoi and sexual themes as well as age difference... 16 and 22..
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,822 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Timmy, Chip Skylark - Complete
More Love, Now Cheers by skullcakesryummy reviews
He blamed the alcohol. Stupid, mind-destroying alcohol and the effect it had on sweet, hot-tempered, little pink-haired girls. HidaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,114 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Plundered by Digitallace reviews
AU Pirate Drarry - Captain Potter is a revered member of the Royal British Fleet, sent to capture and hang all known pirates. His personal vendetta is the Dread Pirate Black, but what will he do when he finds the scoundrel?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,583 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twitterpated by PSITeleport reviews
Every guy in Konoha is in love, and all Shikamaru needs is someone to help him clean out his shed! Is that too much to ask? Why do guys always drop their friends for girls? A fluffy, gooey, first-kiss one-shot. Shika/Tema, with Kiba/Ino & Naru/Saku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,075 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Meitogitsune by DarthTaco reviews
Naruto uses too much of Kyuubi's chakra and becomes very wounded. Now it is up to Kiba to help his mate heal, no matter what he has to sacrifice. KibaxNaru, post Shippuuden.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,366 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Rotten Steps by gar-a-ash reviews
Hidan works a boring job, owns a boring car, and has a boring life. But when Deidara is fired, a new kid comes in to replace him. Suddenly, Hidan's world is shaken up by the new kid. Yaoi, HidanXItachi, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Innocence by Airanke reviews
What she lacked in confidence she made up for in innocence. That's what they really liked about her. SasuHinaHida, Hidan Hinata Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,854 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Clutz by WhiteMint reviews
Prequel to Sakura's Initiation: For Sakura, the first day of school was always the worst day. Little did she know that she definitely underestimated the horror until she found herself getting the attention from the entire Akatsuki basketball team... oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 169 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Unexpected by PeinSaku reviews
Sakura was determined to make the ungrateful jerk thank her for healing him after his stupid ritual this time. But his definition of thanking was a little...OFF... [Akatsuki no Sakura. Crack!fic. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/22/2009 - [Sakura H., Hidan] Akatsuki - Complete
Naruto Intelligence Corps by Moonlit Water Sunny River reviews
Sakura is a promising FBI agent, but even the most professional make mistakes. She ends up in the hands of the Akatsuki drug mafia and its charismatic leader Sasori. Now it's up to her friends Neji, Sasuke, Hinata, Temari, Shikamaru and Ino to save her...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,687 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
50 Sentences for a Straw Hat and a Burglar Cat by Anytha84 reviews
50 themes described in 50 sentences. All about a rubber captain and a mikan-loving navigator. LJ challenge from the 1-sentence community and my first attempt in doing so. Just a bit of fluff for Luffy and Nami..
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Necessity by Delicate Desires reviews
She was the only thing keeping them from falling off the brink of insanity. Akatsuki x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 140 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Hide and Seek by Onileo reviews
Hinata has just joined the Akatsuki, and she has her first training session with Zetsu. Things don't go as well as she expects, and she finds herself in an awkward situation. Zetsu X Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Zetsu, Hinata H. - Complete
All I Wanted by Amethyst DragonRider reviews
Spoilers for the Foop episode. Foop has been moping lately, but why? And what will AntiCosmo do about it? Father/son bonding fluff.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Anti-Cosmo - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dark Ace's Wild West Dream Adventure by purpleunity321 reviews
CRACK WITH PLOT. Dark Ace dreams of the wild west...and Aerrow... Full warning inside, MALExMALE, slight violence and lang, CROSS-DRESSING, OC APPEARANCE. R&R No flames please. Rated M for allusion of sex. and bad one-liners.
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Aerrow, Dark Ace - Complete
Completely Addicted by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Kyuubi has spent over a decade trapped inside Naruto. Now, beneath the moonlight, the bars vanish, and he's free. Yet, even though he now has his freedom, he still finds himself at Naruto's side. KyuuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 441 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
ABC's, DAxA style by purpleunity321 reviews
Learn the ABC with Dark Ace and Aerrow. Is actually better than the summary. Violence, Language, Alcohol, Implied sex with minors, malexmale, drama, and OOC. R&R, no flames please. Don't like, don't read. Rated M for a reason.
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Aerrow, Dark Ace - Complete
Chase by jellybean88 reviews
Just a drabble to prove I'm still alive. Unbetaed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Without Hesitation by luckless-is-me reviews
Severus is a neko slave whom is newly bought by James. A gift to a friend on DA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/29/2009 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
BBQ Flavored Lie by Porkchop Sandwiches reviews
"I think we need to go at this at a different angle." She seems to think aloud, selecting another wing from the take-out container. My own take on Sam trying to teach Spencer how to lie. Different methods Different results. Spam one-shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
Free Ride by MAKandCHEESE reviews
KakaSasu In more ways than one Kakashi shows Sasuke that the best things in life really are free... and very public. Anal, AU/AR, COMPLETE, Exhib, Oneshot, PWP, Voy, Yaoi Collab: MAKandCHEESE/KakaSasu4ever
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,440 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paper or plastic by WinterLuvNaruto reviews
Sometimes what you see is what you get. AU NaruSaku Rated T One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,238 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Tile Watching by turtlechick reviews
AU. One-shot. Shikatema. "Well, that one is shaped like your head." "But it looks like a pineapple." "Exactly."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Invasion of Privacy by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is spying on Draco, as usual, and runs afoul of the Manor wards with some unexpected consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Lambs by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
FG/HP A society of werewolves has nothing to fear, except The Lambs, a collection of elemental werewolf-hunters. If that wasn’t enough to worry about Fenrir has to figure out how to kidnap the Lambs’ Heir, Harry – his mate. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,870 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Red Sake by GlompGal reviews
Having a sake competiton seemed great at the time, until he had to head back to his room and find a very strange acting tobi... rape, tobidei/madadei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Special Delivery by Emmy Kay reviews
The new girl in the mailroom receives something unexpected. NaruHina. AU. Crack-lite. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Assassin's Ass by Kaline Reine reviews
This is a oneshot written for Akatsuki-FTW. Kakashi is sent to track down an Akatsuki member who has risen from the dead. Will he catch him? And what will happen if he does? HidanXKakashi yaoi. Lots of gore, borderline non-con.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Hidan, Kakashi H. - Complete
How do you appeal to a zebra? by fsfdafds reviews
A warped scene from Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa; Alex appeals to the herd of zebras, looking directly for Marty and Marty alone. How special is Marty, anyway? Alex/Marty
Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
The Way You Say My Name by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Neji was torn between duty and freedom, and had been for as long as he could remember. Then it happened, he found a way to gain his freedom and serve his clan at the same time. Itachi had promised him. ItaNeji light SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,896 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
Dessert and Desire by Acherona reviews
When the young earl of Phantomhive tries to make his demon-butler jealous he might get more than he bargained for…Who’ll be the winner of this naughty game?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Hate That I Love You by Sherry-ShikaLover reviews
Sequel zu "Wie kann man einen Shikamaru Nara motivieren?" Shika/Tayu
Naruto - Rated: T - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Shikamaru N., Tayuya - Complete
Uniform Procedure by MAKandCHEESE reviews
Extra credit is one thing, but when you do it in a mini-skirt in front of Kakashi you had better be prepared for an audience. Anal, WIP, Yaoi. KakaSasu... eventual KakaItaSasu .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,563 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fairy Tale by ShadesofDeath reviews
my crack at humor, SasoxDei, characters: Masashi Kishimoto title explains everything all other chacters belong to rightful owners
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Happiness by ShadesofDeath reviews
the sequel to The Perfectionist Perfect, they go and visit Pein for christmas Characters Masashi Kishimoto yaoi, slight humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
My Seme is an Uke! by TanukiRaccoon reviews
What was freaking Sasuke out was that hours before someone had been pounded into the bed. And that someone was Sasuke Uchiha." Yaoi, NARUSasu, crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The fox nad the hound by KrimsonGemini reviews
I turned the characters of Naruto into animals and This time little Naruto is going to be with the delicious wolf Kiba boy. XD hehe Gotta love me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Jabberwocky by Narukashi666 reviews
Bunch of random bits of KakaxNaru fluff that I wrote. The first bit I'm not very proud of, but, well... anyway, Jabberwocky was written by... Lewis Caroll, I think? I felt like nonsense stuffs, and it was perfect. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Rivalinnen by yoho reviews
Was ist da mit mir passiert?“ - Harry zuckte mit den Schultern. Du bist eifersüchtig.“ - Aber ich bin regelrecht über sie hergefallen. Das bin doch nicht ich.“ - Harry lachte: Doch, das bist du. Willkommen unter uns Menschen, Hermine!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Just Like Skittles by fallin.sunshine reviews
AU. “You taste better than Skittles, though.” — NARUHINA. Because pick-up lines are overrated. And you know it. CANDY LOVE.x 1
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
What The Fk! by ILive4Irony417 reviews
Sakura and Ino are having their weekly Sasuke fan club meeting, but some fan fiction they find turns the village into an all out cat fight between SasuNaru fan girls and Sasuke fan girls. Slight Lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roots by BlackRain88 reviews
Marty and Alex knew that their was something more then friendship between them, but for the life of them, they couldn't guess what. Alex/Marty slash. I wanted to write one because I couldn't find any. Oneshot. Review if you like it or find it interesting
Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Scare Me To Death by ShadesofDeath reviews
graveyard's and blood, what could happen? Vampires can happen. SasoxDei characters: Masashi Kishimoto oneshot, sorry i'm forgetful!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki's Eater by ShadesofDeath reviews
what happens when Tobi wants to celebrate Easter? read and you will find out Character: Masashi Kishimoto mention of Yaoi, humor. randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Perfectionist's Perfect by ShadesofDeath reviews
Deidara is now taken under Sasori's wing till he gets the ropes. But how will Deidara's father handle it when his son falls in love with his coworker? characters Masashi Kishimoto AU ya'll voted for the business man sotry so here it is!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki in trouble by bj21 reviews
One day, Pein gets sick and Konan has to take charge. And what chaos would induce if a certain doctor was to get involved? Rated T for course language by everyone...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,180 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Don't Mess With Itachi by Abdicated reviews
ONESHOT What do you think will happen when Hidan and the rest of the akatsuki members find out that Itachi has assorted nailpolish hidden somewhere? Well this fanfiction is your answer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Restless & Restrained by Acherona reviews
Ciel is frustrated, waking up several times a night from wet dreams concerning a certain butler. So when he wakes up naked and tied to his bed, is it just another dream or something more? Gift fic for the wonderful Cocodrillo.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
My Little Incubus by Hope4love92 reviews
A day of witchcraft leads to a night of fun for Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Beetle Bound by Acherona reviews
Naruto returns from a mission late and on top of everything he missed his and his lovers one year anniversary, that warrants a punishment…At least that’s what our blonds’ lover think. Smutty and fluffy oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Naruto U., Shino A. - Complete
Kinderspiele by yoho reviews
Bist du manchmal neidisch auf Janek?“, fragte Hermine. – Warum willst du wissen, ob ich neidisch auf den Jungen bin?“ – Weil du so etwas als Kind nie machen konntest. Schneeballschlachten, deinen Eltern Streiche spielen, einfach Kind sein.“
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Toppings by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“What I want,” Ciel said calmly, “is to eat chocolate sauce off of your chest, Sebastian.”
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 74 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Bedtime by jellybean88 reviews
Putting toddlers to bed can't be all that hard, can it? H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Priest's Sins by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi regrets living a life of sin. He turns to the only priest he knows for forgiveness. But what he finds with Hidan... is anything but mercy. HidanXItachi oneshot. Graphic lemon. Lots of warnings. Blood, yaoi, swearing, and everything else. You know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Things We Know by CattyJen reviews
Welcome to Konoha, Population 453. Demographics: one homecoming queen, one social outcast, one English project. GaaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,721 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
On Purpose by Abster1 reviews
Sam is so doing it on purpose. Spencer is trying to get himself under control. Spam fic. SamSpencer oneshot. Don't like? Don't read.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
Songs she sings by Blaise Tama-chan reviews
Sakura gets kidnapped by the akatsuki when she was half asleep and ends up singing some perverted songs to her gaurds. DeiXSaku TobiXSaku ItaXSaku and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
My Superman by chata reviews
-SasuSaku- “If he’s the hero, what am I? The sidekick?” “No, Sakura-chan! You’re the groupie!” -One-shot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Nightmare on Leaf Street by PeinSaku reviews
After a series of strange events that Sakura would rather not know about, the Akatsuki have somehow come to be Konoha's tentative allies, and they are in need of a place to stay. Who better to push them on than Tsunade's trusted apprentice? [Crack. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/2/2009 - [Sakura H., Hidan] Akatsuki - Complete
Nap Time by EmpressKira reviews
Even though Ace and Luffy are in their teens, Shanks thinks they still need a babysitter. When they get their new babysitters what so they do to pass the time? Aren't they too old for naps? AceLuffy pairing. Lemon. One-shot.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 196 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Akatsuki's Unspoken Rules by Delilah Elric reviews
Konan referred to as Blue due to how old this story is enlightens us on the few unspoken rules in the Akatuski. A totally off-the-wall comedy story with SasoDei undertones. A drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Closet Attraction by MAKandCHEESE reviews
ItaSasu. Was his brother merely playing with him? No- Itachi wasn’t like that! He refused to believe his Aniki was so heartless! “I said, ‘Mine.’” He reiterated as the dummy stared at him. Anal, AU/AR, Inc, Language, Minor, PWP, Yaoi COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,052 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
iWant to Spend the Night by QuellyAnne reviews
How do Spencer and Sam spend the perfect Valentines day? Alone or together or with others? Spam OneShot Spencer X Sam
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
Forbidden Love by ShadesofDeath reviews
Sasori is a the son of a rich family, but is now living with his grandma. Deidara is a servant who has been beaten and abused. Luck brings them together, and luck breaks them apart. character: Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,540 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Be careful what you wish for by puppylove226959 reviews
Timmy gets a lesson that he won't soon forget.RATED FOR BOTH SPANKING AND MILED FLUFF.I hope you guys like. I don't own the Fairly Odd parents,though I wish I did : One-shot.Oh,and Cosmo seems more mature,but really he's not.He's just being a father.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Cosmo, Timmy - Complete
Alluring Lullaby by Digitallace reviews
DM/HP slash. AU Dirty Fairytale. Nobleman Draco Malfoy stumbles onto a faerie glade and his life changes when he meets a Nix named Harry. Written as a request by my dear reviewer Chris Imagination444
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,557 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
iPlay by Dragonfly8716 reviews
Spam. Sam keeps dropping hints. Spencer decides it’s OK to pursue her as long as she’s the one making the first move. M for implied sex.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
The Devil's Due by DarkSoleil reviews
She sighed. “You’re not the devil, Naruto.” He glanced at her, grinning. “He’s just a very close relative.” NaruHina. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,882 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Phobia This! by ShadesofDeath reviews
Deidara never believed in Vampires, well thats about to change... characters: Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,752 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
All he wanted to do is sleep! by CassandraChristine reviews
In which Naruto is a neko Half cat person and Sasuke is a hung over crabby male who just wants sleep. For Ta-chan, my bestie! Yaoi, SasuNaru, Don't read if you don't like...Which poses the question why you would even look something up like this....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wish Me My Perfect Christmas by fallin.sunshine reviews
“Starting today, you’ll have twelve Christmas wishes to fulfil. One for each day. Therefore, you’ll have twelve days, the last wish being fulfilled on Christmas itself.” — NARUHINA. NEJITEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,495 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Nagusami by Amethyst DragonRider reviews
Danny and Sam have an argument. Danny's furious, but is soon calmed by Phantom, and things lead from there. Shounen ai, no lemon, slight fluff. Don't like, don't read. Title means "Comfort"
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Dan Phantom, Danny F. - Complete
A Different Day by GlassCase reviews
“Prove you’re not gay, Dobe.” Sasuke said. “How?” Naruto asked. Sasuke rolled his eyes, “Kiss a girl.” He answered. NaruHina One-shot Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Smooth by Acherona reviews
There’s a gorgeous redhead haunting Naruto’s fantasies and dreams. Will our blond ever get closer to his dreamboy and will he find out if his skin is as smooth as it looks? GaaNaru PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
I Have Seized Your Vital Regions by Darkfire75 reviews
Hidan seizes some vital regions. Seriously. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING. Lies...all lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Eine eiskalte Geschichte by yoho reviews
Was würde Molly sagen, wenn sie uns in einem Bett erwischt?“- Oh, oh!“, sagte Harry. Wir müssten uns was über Blümchen und Bienen anhören.“ Hermine lachte und presste die Hände auf ihre Rippen. Harry, lass so was! Ich kann nicht lachen im Moment.“
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Forever by Rini Bunny reviews
It is New Years Eve and the Host Club is holding a New Years party. At one point in the evening the delight of this time turns to sadness for Hunny, but he realizes there has been one person there for him all along...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Birthdays and Blindfolds by Acherona reviews
Ciel is turning sixteen but he’s not looking forward to his birthday at all. Will Sebastian’s surprise help our young Earl feel better? Smutty oneshot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Renaissance by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry awakens after a long sleep to find things terribly changed. He's not in an alternate universe... it just seems like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fake God by Darkfire75 reviews
PeinHidan. “You are beautiful, Hidan. A child of god. You deserve to be worshipped. Jashin does not appreciate you for who and what you are.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Hidan, Pain/Pein - Complete
What Really Happened by Amethyst DragonRider reviews
So, we all saw the episode Identity Crisis, right? There was Fun Danny and Super Danny. Well, what if that was a joke between them? What if their attitudes in that episode were all Phantom’s idea? Omg, humor! XD
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Danny F., Dan Phantom - Complete
From heads unworthy by Insertrandomusername reviews
Can you picture Deidara as a teacher? No, neither can anyone else. ItaDei, lemon, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,821 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
To Fly Without Wings by CaptainKaos reviews
Zweiter Teil von Batsutousais Trilogie! Die Liebe zwischen Tom und Harry gedeiht, was aber passiert, wenn die beiden von zwei Engeln gesehen werden?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Little Tobi Story by Theif Queen reviews
Tobi, the newest member of the Akatsuki learns a few new 'words' from the rest of the Akatsuki, but what will come of this? random one-shot, rated T for language, mostly from Hidan. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete
Just Curious by MAKandCHEESE reviews
ItaSasu.When Sasuke stumbles upon Itachi's hidden stash, he becomes a little too curious for his own good. A/R, Yaoi, Uchihacest. Anal, AU/AR, COMPLETE, Inc, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, Voy, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Do It Sequel to Just Curious by MAKandCHEESE reviews
ItaSasu.He couldn’t pry himself away from the image of Itachi taking his cock all the way inside his mouth. The constant stimulation was deadly- bruising and forceful with venomous intent. Then it happened again.Anal,AR,Inc,Yaoi. Sharingancest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,066 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Only You by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets invited to be a model for the Icha Icha chain. Sure that place has a perverted reputation, but it can't be that bad, right? ...too bad Naruto looks like such an adorable uke! PWP, yaoi, EXTREME OOCness - In the form of mega perv Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 177 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Incubus by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
Incubus : A male demon which comes to mortals in their dreams to seduce them and have sexual intercourse, drawing energy to sustain themselves, often until the point of exhaustion or death. HashiMada. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Madara U. - Complete
Perfect Imperfection by fallin.sunshine reviews
AU. "See, Hidan! My boobs are flabby; I’ve got curves in all the wrong places, and please tell me big girls are beautiful." Because time does go by and we all change. — HIDANTEMARI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Smoke by C.M.Bruce reviews
After a his friends perished in a car crash, Kenny must try his most to live on, but will he be able to? Rated M for Sexual themes and mild adult substances Cigeretts,Alcohol .
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Damien, Kenny M. - Complete
Memory From The Forgotten by ShadesofDeath reviews
Sasori cant remember, Deidara tries not, but when they meet later, things come to a boil, memories start flying, everything is out Characters: Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Injustice of it All by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Sirius and Remus spend the evening schooling Hermione in the art of discretion. SiriusHermioneRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
iDraw by itsthecobb reviews
One day Sam discovers that Spencer likes to draw portraits of people. What does she think about all of this? My first try at a SPAM fic!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Sam P., Spencer S. - Complete
Lost and Found by Amethyst DragonRider reviews
Poof gets lost in the park! When Cosmo goes out to find him, he finds that AntiCosmo has lost AntiPoof. If they search together, will they find their sons? And what's with Wanda and AntiWanda? Oneshot.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Cosmo, Wanda - Complete
Outcasts by Hope4love92 reviews
Naruto is saved by two handsome man. Ita/Naru/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Pheromones by Profound Yaoi reviews
ONESHOT This is a oneshot I came up with for Werewolf Groupie's birthday! XD It's set during 6th Year but obviously none of this really happens and OOCness. Warning: Yaoi boyxboy. Graphic lemon. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 176 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Fenrir G., Harry P. - Complete
Incubus Guardian by argona reviews
SasuNaru. Oneshot! Naruto is hurt and lonely. All he has as a friend is an imaginary voice created by his own mind or so he thinks. What happens when this voice takes on a real form? And not any form but the form of an Unhuman creature?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Last Night by Nekohime17 reviews
Sasuke is dead and why did Hinata end up with a cat? SASUHINA! ONE-SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wascally by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was originally written as a set of drabbles on my Livejournal. Crackfic leading to the dreaded mature content! Draco finds a bird in the forest...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Like Cats and Dogs by ZeldaAddict42 reviews
A little blurb in which Nami muses about how Zoro and Sanji are like the title. T for language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
The Poet by Acherona reviews
Kakashi has messed up and is in the doghouse. With Naruto's birthday coming up Kakashi needs to fix things fast so he can spend the day with his lover. Poetry always helps...right? KakashiXNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Beastly Instinct by RendezvousPoint reviews
A nine-tailed cat as a pet is rare, but a nine-tailed cat that can transform into a human isn’t good for the heart. Especially if the boy-cat leaves delicious vibes of beastly pheromone in his wake, the one that put even humans to his feet. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,970 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bunny Rab Rab by BlackTheWhite reviews
AU. Tobi goes to the mall and manages to blackmail Deidara into buying him a rabbit. The rest of the Akatsuki aren't very happy about it...or are they? SasorixDeidara and hinted PeinxKonan. Rated for Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
My Boy Next Door by Acherona reviews
Naruto is not happy, his former best friend is coming to live with him and his family. How is Naruto going to concentrate with that arrogant, stuck up...oh so sexy bastard right next door? Let the battle of wills begin...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,412 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Drunken Old Man xxx Betrunkener Alter Mann by Lealino reviews
Nachdem Kakuzu nach einem Streit mit Hidan einfach abgehauen ist, soll Tobi ihn nun suchen und findet ihn in einem ziemlich schwippsigen Zustand wieder. KAKUZU x TOBI! Yaoi. Lemon. Crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - German - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
The Carnivores xxx Die Fleischfresser by Lealino reviews
Kisame kann nicht schlafen und sucht in Zetsus Gärtnerei ein Schlafmittel. Doch niemand legt straflos eine Hand an Zetsus Babies! KISAME x ZETSU! Yaoi! Crack fic. Lemon. Blood.
Naruto - Rated: M - German - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
Deals With the Devil by Corrupted Anthro reviews
Hidan x Sakura.. Sakura was just to curious for her own damn good. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,437 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Art Class by CassandraChristine reviews
It's Art time! Today, class, we have a real human model! Who's standing naked in the middle of the room? Who's drooling as he sketches? What an amazing birthday!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lost in the Deep Blue Ocean by bossy reviews
On the way to Fisherman Island, Nami has revelations about what has happened, what could happen, and what it all means to her. Unfortunately, she does this after a bottle of ale...or fifteen.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Not Lovers by Darkfire75 reviews
KakuHida. He wasn't supposed to feel anything for his partner. That was the agreement. rated for sexual content and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Ghost by blueray reviews
Complete No Voldemort AU. Harry moves into a new house. But the house is haunted by a ghost, Draco Malfoy. So what if Harry is living with a ghost? He's not gonna fall in love with him...right? HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,543 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flower Bushel by jellybean88 reviews
Harry wants Draco to steal him a flower. All-Dialogue drabble...because my Muse still isn't doing ANYTHING.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Immortal to Mortal by NatsNeko reviews
Sequel to Rituals,Worshipping, and Love! Hidan, living in Konoha with Sakura, recieves good news of a child. Jashin says that while this child is in Sakura, she will be mortal. Hidan worries that the Akatsuki will come for them. Can he protect her? Hidsak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H.
A Forest's Forbidden Love by VesperChan reviews
Sakura's a queen, born as the daughter of Mother Nature. He's a vampire, coming from the darker side of their world. It's a dangerous thing to fall in love, this she knows too well.SakuraxItachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,238 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Control by Darkfire75 reviews
PeinHidan. Pein knows a simple way he can control someone like Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Hidan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Robots Don't Get Sick by Darkfire75 reviews
“Everybody gets sick, seriously,” Hidan snarled, coughing a bit. “Not Itachi, un. I’ve never seen him sick.” Hidan quirked a brow. “Well he’s a robot. Robots don’t get sick.” Rated for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Lessons by RedSand reviews
Sasori was a washed up rock star, Deidara was a kid who wanted to learn how to play guitar. It wouldn't be too hard for the two to fall in love. Sasodei, eventual lemon, mild language, yaoi, Slovak.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Money for the poor by Hitoko-sama reviews
sasuke is about to get kicked out of his apartment. But when itachi tries to help him what will happpen? Warning YAOI AND CEST OF THE UCHIHA BRAND! and french maid outfits. FOR MELODY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Party Reggae by jellybean88 reviews
Harry is throwing a party for graduating Auror training. HP/DM Oneshot. This is a crack!fic; you have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 107 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Black Lagoon by Extraho reviews
Harry has to accompany Dudley on a night out, little does he know he'll have a pretty good time himself. bit of cheek and plenty of smut. Enjoy! m/m slash Harry/Fenrir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 555 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
A Dallop by FaintFalconHunter reviews
Sasuke's a rockstar addicted to whipped cream. Hinata....well she's just herself. oneshot sasuhina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Call by Inumaru12 reviews
Ace is angry about how Zoro keeps hurting his Otouto. He decides to take Luffy out for the night to make him happy, then ends up bringing them closer then ever. AceLu. Incest yaoi. LEMON! One-shot AU
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Art Class by RedSand reviews
Amazing the things that'll happen when you have to paint a nude portrait of someone. Sasodei, Kakuhi, Zettobi, and a very satisfying lemon at the end. yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Bis ans Ende unserer Tage by yoho reviews
Hermine stemmte die Arme in die Seite: So so, mit 80 darf man also keinen Sex mehr haben! Wann plant der Herr denn seine Aktivitäten einzustellen? Sag mir rechtzeitig Bescheid. Ich such’ mir dann was Nettes fürs Bett und du darfst auf dem Sofa schlafen."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
4 Days of Training by jellybean88 reviews
Harry is quitting his paper route, but before he can leave he has to train the next person. Too bad it couldn't be someone he didn't know. HP/DM Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Star and a Stray Cat by Winnett reviews
Draco wanted what Harry had: family, job, an Animagus form, love; Harry wanted Draco. HxD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,851 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Random NaruSasu by yaoi-productions-19 reviews
It's Naruto and Sasuke's first anniversary! And all Sasuke wants is a kitten! Shounen-ai, kittens, and Major Sasuke OOC! But still good. R&R is your friend! Horrible atemp at the funnies... HAPPY BIRTHDAY tomorrow DarkChocolateCat!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wacky Fun Books by Abster1 reviews
Spam established relationship. Spencer comes home to Sam on his couch, and he is very, very excited to show her a new book he bought. Naughtiness ensues. Written for a challenge, rewarded with "Dirtiest" superlative.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 151 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hissy Fit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Why Deidara doesn't do mornings by demonrubberducky reviews
Deidara wakes up early one morning to a very strange sight. He hasn't had enough caffeine to deal with shirtless Tobi, who might be a little more attractive than he'd noticed before. He should've slept in. A Deidara x Tobi community fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Wie kann man einen Shikamaru Nara motivieren? by Sherry-ShikaLover reviews
Frage: Wie kann man einen Shikamaru Nara motivieren? Antwort: Man setzt ihm eine Tayuya vor die Nase und gibt ihm den Auftrag sie zu bewachen. Hier ein kleiner Ausschnitt aus einem ihrer gewöhnlichen Tagesabläufe, um ihre harmonische Beziehung zueinande
Naruto - Rated: T - German - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Shikamaru N., Tayuya - Complete
Slightly Detained by butherecomesthefall reviews
It's Seventh Year in Hogwarts and Sirius Black has taken the post of Defence against the Dark Arts teacher. Watch what happens when model student Hermione Granger gets detention with the rogue teacher. WARNING: Contains smut. Rated M for a reason people!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Malfoy Smile by Eicklehart reviews
Draco wants revenge ... against Crookshanks. But how much is he willing to sacrifice for a cat? Apparently, a lot. ONE SHOT in honour of today being Draco Malfoy's Birthday!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Phobia by SerenNoir reviews
Sometimes, in life, you have to take great plunges and leaps to succeed. But what are you supposed to do when you're afraid of everything? AU Modern
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,946 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Sasuke The Cat by hateddearly reviews
Oh Kiba you tricksy lil dog boy you, you turned Sasuke into a cat! What's a cat to do especially when your secret crush is your new owner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I will always be there for you Narutokun by spazzgirl reviews
Hinata has been holding her feelings for Naruto, for too long, but will she be strong enough to tell him? While Naruto is hurt, after hearing something he would never hear from Sakura. full summary inside. Complete AU, for KingKakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Who's your God? by Darkfire75 reviews
PeinHidan. “Who’s your God?” Hidan let out a curse and moaned. The man above him regarded him coolly. “I’ll tell ya one thing,” Hidan snarled. “It ain’t you.” rated for language and sexual stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Hidan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Noodle by Confession68 reviews
Never try to get Luffy to eat something healthier than meat, you might get more than you bargained for. LuNa, of course. Did you expect anything else from me, hehe? XP This is for the LJ community !
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Seele by Dreamdance reviews
Harrys heutiger Tag war ein einziges Chaos. Der einzige Lichtblick: Das Treffen mit diesem Typen. Dann trifft Harry ihn wieder. Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,072 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Guide For The Miserable Day by wikipedias reviews
Slight AU. Temari and Shikamaru have never been on good terms and when Shikamau's assigned by Tsunade to 'guide' Temari around Konoha, he's as miserable and lazy as ever — TemariShikamaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Rituals, Worshipping, and Love by NatsNeko reviews
17-year-old Sakura is a worshipper. No one knows she is, but her team starts to get a little worried. What will Sakura do when she meets someone just like her? HidanXSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
It's A Surprise! by Animegal9215 reviews
It's Luffy's birthday but Nami has no idea what to get him. Can she figure it out before the day ends? LuNa
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Naughty Santa by move them hands reviews
Kiba's been a naughty Santa and only his number one Elf Naruto can straighten him out. Pointless PWP, hot and corny
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Tiger by Sensei-San
KakaIru und etwas SasuNaru: Iruka versucht kakashi aus dem Bett zu bekommen. Er wendet alle möglichen Tricks an. Es endet letztendlich nicht so wie Iruka wollte.
Naruto - Rated: M - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Fox And A Hound by darkalbino reviews
Not even nature's rivalry can come between affection, as orphaned fox Naruto and hunting dog Sasuke are about to discover...My version of Disney's the fox and the hound; SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,492 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bad Boy by NewAccountOnPage reviews
Read my profile BEFORE reading this! One Shot. Wanda leaves Cosmo and he soon finds comfort and love in his godchild. Yaoi. CosmoxTimmy
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Cosmo, Timmy - Complete
Mütter by yoho reviews
Hermine?“ Da war Angst in Janeks Stimme. Ich kann nichts mehr sehen.“ - Hermine sah sich erschrocken um. Janeks Augen waren blau geschlagen und völlig zugeschwollen. Sein Hemd hatte auf der Brust einen langen Riss. – Scheiße!“, entfuhr es ihr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Last days of summer by Insertrandomusername reviews
The war is over. The "good" side won, Voldemort was dead, and Harry had his own, lonely place. So he got himself a cat. HPDM, SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,336 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One Screwed Up Night by nauyro reviews
Due to the effects of some hallucinogens, the Strawhat pirates lose their minds. Sanji masturbates, Luffy marries Nami, Robin strips, and all hell breaks lose...
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Luffy, Nami
Learning To Love by The Lady Morana reviews
After being raped by Hidan Deidara discoves that Itachi really doesn't care. Hurt by this, even though it was something he already knew, Deidara feels abandoned, but the Akastuki come in pairs and maybe Tobi's not as dumb as Deidara thinks. TobiDei ItaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Immature, And Liking It by Croup reviews
Kiba and Naruto as they should be--brash, wild, and oversexed. Done for a 50 Sentence Challenge. KibaNaru. Warnings for porn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
A Brick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Be my queen by Jadeile reviews
Luffy/Nami. Luffy loves Nami and feels the need to tell her, but he really needs a gift first because Sanji said that when one confesses his love for a girl, he needs to give her a gift so that she will love him back. It's a foolproof plan, isn't it? Oneshot.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2008 - [Luffy, Nami] - Complete
Teddy Tied by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sequel to Teddy Ties. Sharon asked for a more dominant Harry. You ask, I deliver! This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ritual Pornograph by dead drifter reviews
HidanDeidara/ HiDei. Yaoi. Oneshot. Deidara is hogging the bathroom, and Hidan decides to punish him for his insolence. Rated for graphic sex, blood, violence, and well, general Hidan-ness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
First Snow by akemi-hoshi reviews
A ShikaTema AU Oneshot. Shikamaru gets ready for an "appointment with Satan's assistant" and completely over analyzes every little situation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Movie Night by Despaired Poet reviews
After watching a episode of Naruto I got this little idea. Sakura and Shikamaru are having a movie night, except Shikamaru hadn't thought of this scenario, so what is he to do except discover his own fun. Two different versions. Read and Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Whiteout by yoho reviews
Janek sah zu Hermine auf: Wovor hast du Angst?“ - Ich hab’ keine Angst.“ - Aber ich hab’ Angst. Das ist so komisch hier. Ich weiß nicht, wie ich das erklären soll.“ - "Schon gut. Du brauchst nichts zu erklären. Das Licht macht mich auch verrückt."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Carnal Attraction by SerenNoir reviews
Gaara can't help the way he feels around the kitsune. How can Naruto make his socially reclusive friend realize that he needs to learn the art of discretion? Oh, and that he's not gay.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,153 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Nami's Surprise by Ulrilra reviews
Chopper's hiding something from the crew, and it has to do with Nami..
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,605 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Scandalous by Dark Promise reviews
All he wanted was to find a nice girl that wasn’t to pretty or too strong. Sakura was the total opposite. ShikaSaku. Requested. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 295 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sasuke the maid by XD chibi XD reviews
First off: Lame title I know, second: this is a NaruSasu lemon! Third: this is basically part of a story that isn't there yet. Summary: Sasuke pisses Kyubi off and has to deal with the punishment which leads to some hot sex when Naruto gets home.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Snow Fun by Despaired Poet reviews
Sakura finds Shikamaru out in the snow and she gets stuck staying with him till help arrives.Oh, what will they do until help arrives? Read and Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Masks by Despaired Poet reviews
A faceless stranger keeps visiting Sakura and it turns into a relationship of sorts. Only problem is he still won't remove his mask, so Sakura is forced to take action. Read and Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Slave because of a Friend? by XD chibi XD reviews
How the hell did Naruto manage to get Sasuke as a room mate and then be made his slave? Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,016 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Briefe an Harriet by yoho reviews
Harry sah auf und betrachtete ihr Gesicht. „Bin ich genau so rot wie du?“ Hermine nickte. „Bist du sehr sauer?“, fragte Harry. „Wenn ich sauer wäre, würdest du nicht mehr hier sitzen, sondern draußen im See schwimmen.“
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Pitterpatter by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. AU. How they ended up with four children. It was all Itachi's fault.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Puppets Heaven 2: A Sculpter Gets His Wings by RedSand reviews
The Sequal to my greatest story ever, A Puppets Heaven. Now Deidara has come to heaven, but finds out being with an angel, and being an angel itself, is harder than it seems. not a oneshot. Last chapter contains yaoi. LOTS of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Chocolate Covered Cherries by Despaired Poet reviews
Sakura has a box of chocolate covered cherries, but while sitting under a tree they start to disappear one by one. To solve this mystery she comes up with a plan and catches a certain lazy cloud watching Ninja...but who really catches who? Read and Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Please say Please by 30on40 reviews
Hinata is faced with a startling dilemma. Have her first kiss with a shark, or give it to her lazy lab partner? An AU ShikaHina one shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Teddy Ties by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry follows Draco, because that's what he does... and they both end up lost. This fic contains MATURE adult content as per usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Let's Get Lost by don't resist reviews
[What would you like to do, Hinatachan?] Let's get lost. [AU][ShikaHina]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Give And Take by aestheticmatter reviews
MoriHoney Mori and Honey's feelings for each other take a new, exhilarating turn. Now it's up to them to conquer their fears and go where it leads, all the way.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,825 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
A Puppets Heaven by RedSand reviews
A oneshot about Sasori spying on Deidara while he's in heaven. Sequal's up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Period by Despaired Poet reviews
Sakura is visited by her Mr. Monthly Visitor. While laying around in agony she gets a surprise visit by an old friend, Shikamaru. Read and Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Mutual Bond by SilverAkita reviews
A cute oneshot about Itachi's first meeting with Sasuke. Warning: Baby Sasuke cuteness and five year old Itachi innocence. Rated K plus for people who think poking babies on the head is bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Because I Love You by Darkfire75 reviews
Title sucks. Blah. ItaSasu oneshot. Result of boredom and of having Weasel for a nickname. Seriously. Warning: BABY SASUKE CUTENESS XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flowers in the Rain by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. It is said that there is a flower for every occassion in life... but the most special blossoms are those offered to the ones who now reside on the other side of the grave and are usually accompanied by falling tears from the sky. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,824 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Molitors haunted acres by ThePuppetMaster reviews
Halloween has come around and Naruto decides he wants every one to go on the haunted hayride togther. But Sasuke may have other ideas for him when they get into the dark haunted house. Warning Yaoi Pairings sasunaru nejigaar sakulee kibahina and KAKAIRUK
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,001 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ransoms by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Anything for You by Erisabesu reviews
“Nobody disappointed Hinata Hyuuga on her honeymoon, especially not Sasuke Uchiha.” [SasukeHinata] AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise Collection Book 3: Dog Tags by darkens4841 reviews
New edited version, no major changes, just fixed a few errors and such. Sakura has a thing for dog tags resting on the bare chest of a man. What happens when she finds out Shikamaru joined the Military?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
A Fire Inside by SeulWolfe reviews
Nineteen years later, betrayed by Ginny, Harry lies dying alone until a ghost from the past returns.... Het, slash, HPSS Post Deathly Hallows..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Sommer, unvollendet by yoho reviews
„Meinst du, wir werden dann immer noch so verrückte Sachen machen, in unserem langweiligen Leben?“, fragte Hermine. „Möchtest du sie denn noch machen?“ „Jederzeit.“ „Dann werden wir sie auch machen“, sagte Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tainted Wings by CaptainKaos reviews
Ein junger Engel namens Harry Potter fällt aus dem Himmel... Auf der Erde begegnet er dem Dämonen Lucius Malfoy, der ihn in die Hölle bringt zum Dämonenlord Voldemort...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I Want to See Her Face by mshinata reviews
Sasuke's band is the hottest thing that's happened to Konoha. Kakashi interviews people for the job of being the band's assistant. Sasuke said he hated girls. What happens if he falls in love with a girl who hides her face with her bangs? SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 194 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Cat Came Back by Hanako A reviews
Draco Malfoy is bound and determined to make it inside his girlfriend's private room, no matter what sort of obstacles are in his way. Too bad he forgot about her cat. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Drei Tage Regen by yoho reviews
Als Harry danach wieder sein Buch zur Hand nahm, stellte sich Hermine hinter ihn und ließ ihre Hände über seine Schultern und den Oberkörper hinunter bis an seinen Gürtel gleiten. „Harry?“ „Hmmm.“ „Hast du’s schon mal auf einem Küchentisch gemacht?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Ten Encounters by S. Muffin reviews
AU. GaaSaku. The first time he saw her he was at the hospital. What about the times after that?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Brothers Will Be Brothers by Darkfire75 reviews
AUish oneshot. Uchiha Itachi didn’t give chase unless it was absolutely necessary. And given the fact that his younger brother was now running around the house with his…ahem…unmentionables, it was indeed absolutely necessary. Enjoy the crack XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life at Hidden Academy: NaruSaku Tale by Born From a NaruSaku Lemon reviews
Naruto wins a bet against his girlfriend, Sakura, and now she has to clean his room. Things don't go as planned when she decides to torture him with a nice little outfit. NaruSaku. Rated M for Lemon. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/28/2007 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Inspired by your Shoe Laces by JamesBlack3478 reviews
COMPLETE! Übersetzung. Draco, Blaise und Goyle beschließen in unüblicher Weise gegen ihre Eltern zu rebelieren: Sie gründen eine Band! Insklusive: Sangeswunder Harry, Alkohol, Leder, Schnürsenkel und was verquere Kerle sonst noch so anrichten können. DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,942 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
From the Runway to the Aisle by jillykins reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are chosen to model in a Wedding Show! But Sasuke uses this chance, as if it were a REAL wedding, to try to propose to Sakura. Will it work? SasuSaku with NaruHina NejiTen and ShikaIno COMPLETE AND SEQUEL IS UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Late Night Encounters by Stormie Greye reviews
Being first mate is a difficult task, but trying to comprehend a pirate like Shanks is next to impossible. One-shot. Ben x Shanks. Warning: contains shonen-ai.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Shanks, Benn Beckman - Complete
Never Mess With An Uchiha by Darkfire75 reviews
ItachiDeidaraHidan. “You’re such a gothic Lolita, redeye,” Hidan sneered. “I had no idea.” Yes, I did go there XD Chapter 2 added!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Girlfriend by cutiedogsapphire reviews
Ino decided to be sick on the day of the Talent show. Hinata replaces her, what's going to happen? Now that the Talent show episode went off, how is Hinata going to react to all the new things happening, AU Highschool SasuHina NaruIno NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,892 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stolen by Peach Tuesday's reviews
She had stolen his hairstyle, his heart, and his pants. Troublesome. [SakuraShikamaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
When the Pirates are away Makino's Allowed to Play by Despaired Poet reviews
Makino takes a little break from running the Tavern, only to have a certain read haired Captain show up while she's away. Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Shanks, Makino - Complete
Quality Time by Darkfire75 reviews
Oneshot. Hidan wants to know what Uchiha Itachi tastes like, seriously. ItachiHidan ItachiDeidaraHidan Graphic content sort of. Do not read if you don't like yaoi. 'Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Art Appreciation by Darkfire75 reviews
Oneshot “An artist likes to know their work is appreciated, un.” ItachiDeidaraHidan. Yep, that's right. :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
A Taste of Sunshine by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my fluffy vampire fic. I hate vampire fics. I wrote this as a birthday present for ruinithil on LJ. Just giving you something to read while I grind through Escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Consummate Plan by cakecake reviews
Having lusted after Itachi, Sasuke finds the perfect plan to get what he wants from his older brother... without Itachi ever knowing. Oneshot, AU, ItaSasu, PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Bon Anniversaire, Mon Coeur by Oh Baby reviews
It's Kiba's birthday, and this year he's spending it with Shikamaru. [Oneshot. AU. ShikaKiba.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Garden Work by ShimmeringJade reviews
While helping Zetsu with his garden, Tobi gets him and everybody else a present. [slight ZetsuTobi, DeiTobi fluffy and rated for Hidan's pottymouth.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U. - Complete
Plato's Law by SerenNoir reviews
Love is a sickness...and sometimes the only cure is a warm beating heart next to yours. Rated T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,603 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Nervous, Thrice by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Three of the Nervous Trilolgy. Some people were rather upset that Harry Obliviated Draco's memory at the end of Part Two... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Model by sharingank reviews
Deidara didn't realize that Sasori was a skilled drawer until the day his partner asked him to pose for a sketch. SasoDei oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Der letzte Stand by yoho reviews
„Und was machen wir jetzt?“, fragte Hermine. Harry lachte laut auf. „Wir sind tot!“, sagte er und grinste dabei bis über beide Ohren. Hermine brauchte einen Moment, um ihn zu verstehen. „Stimmt“, kicherte sie. „Wir sind so was von tot.“
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Crash by sharingank reviews
In which Deidara has a headache, and Tobi suggests a shower. Little known to Deidara, Tobi fully intends to join him. DeiTobi oneshot. Note the rating. It's there for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Next Time by kc-archive reviews
Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Nervous, Too by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sequel to Nervous, Yet? This story sort of developed a plot... how did that happen? Draco decides he isn't quite ready to let his new toy be tortured and killed... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Upside Down by TK Grimm reviews
[DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - [Deidara, Sakura H.] [Sasori, Ino Y.] - Complete
Dealing with Love by Makkura Arashi reviews
I need to return to my family home...a date is mandatory. You will pretend to be my boyfriend…for a month. After that I’ll set you free. Naruto looked at the dark eyed slave.But what happens when they fall in love? NaruSasu, SasuNaru, Yaoi. LEMONY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,074 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nervous, Yet? by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco slash oneshot written for hd falling community at Livejournal for keyword: Nervous...I need a cold shower. This fic contains MATURE adult insinuations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Little Kitsune's Butterflies 5 by Angel Alayah reviews
Aburame Shino loves insects and resents people who hates them. So he minds his own business and ignores everyone from the outside. Suddenly something caught his interest and so he decides to open up a bit. [ShinoNaru]COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Naruto U., Shino A. - Complete
The Things We Remember by GoldenFyre reviews
Sequal to Neko No Jutsu. Now that Naruto's Hokage and he's finally got Sasuke, there's nothing left to do, right? Wrong! Some one's got to continue the Uchiha line, and that's only the beginning!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,745 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Nachtflug by yoho reviews
Hermine schlief. Harry legte sich mit dem Gesicht zu ihr gewandt und nahm sie in den Arm. „Ich liebe dich“, sagte er leise, um mal auszuprobieren, wie sich das anhörte. – ‚Eigentlich war es ganz einfach.’
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Incubus Anxieties by daemonfamiliar reviews
Draco finds out he's an incubus at the same time Harry gets up the nerve to tell him he likes him as more than a friend. How can Harry find out what's wrong and convince him that his feelings are real in time to save Draco from himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,426 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kinderkram by yoho reviews
Als Tonks bei einem Einsatz ums Leben kommt, stellt sich heraus, dass sie ein Kind hat. Niemand wusste davon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mile High Club by Imnotcrazy-really reviews
AU Itachi, a business man, gets bored on a plane trip and joins the mile high club with a flirtatious flight attendent. ItaSasu Inc Anal HJ.. currently in rewrite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Something Akin To Vampirism by EnVyS pEt NeKo2 reviews
OneShot. AntiCosmo x Cosmo. Mostly about how AntiCosmo is like a vampire, he and Cosmo just have a nice little night of passion. Rated M for sexual content
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Anti-Cosmo, Cosmo - Complete
He Thought He Knew by DarkAngel10003 reviews
Cosmo's thoughts on his and Timmy's relationship,CosmoXTimmy,slash,yaoi whatever you want to call it. Don't like, don't read and flame me OK? Review PLZ!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Cosmo, Timmy - Complete
Abandon by CaptainKaos reviews
Übersetzung von Batsutousai's Abandon Coming soon: Reclaim übersetzt auf Deutsch!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 260,999 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Once my flame, twice my burn by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. After a notorious breakup, Sakura wants nothing to do with men. At least, not until an exred headed flame hears the news and comes knocking on her door. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,885 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
I Tauwght I Taw A Putty Tat by angeltread reviews
Harry, in a freak Potions mishap, is turned into a tiny kitten! To make matters worse, Malfoy’s been assigned task of caretaker! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,708 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Driving Lessons by Wishing-for-a-Zoro-plushie reviews
AU One shot ZoLu Driving lessons for most are a pain in the neck, unless your Luffy and just want to slam your foot to the floor. rated to be safe.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
It Can't Be Helped by SerenNoir reviews
What happens when you stick Naruto in the same house with Sasuke? Chaos? Violence? Or something else? What things do you have control over? What things can't be helped? Rated T for future chapters. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,511 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cold Front by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. The cold winds of the coming winter can bring the most unexpected things. GaaSaku. Twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,631 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 251 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
101 Uses For Peppermint by BadKatPat reviews
It's Christmas and Draco has presents for Harry. HarryDraco light bondage, Crookshanks, and Pepperment. What else do you need in a Christmas fic? Curious Kitty Warning language, and Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Neko Sasuke by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
Uchiha Sasuke has been turned into a halfcat and stuck in his 8yr old body! Sakura is assigned to take care of him until a cure is discovered. But will he ever return back to normal? SasuSaku slight OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,849 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Night On The Town by Clarobell reviews
After a good haul of treasure, the straw hat crew decide to spend a night in the town leaving Zoro to take care of a VERY drunken Luffy. ZoLu SaNa
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Something Warm and Soft by TreeStar reviews
ZoLu. It's cold at night and Luffy wants to snuggle with something warm when he goes to sleep, but his Chopper plan rather backfires. Now he has to convince a new warm person why he should be allowed to sleep with him. Features bedtime snuggles and fluff.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Anniversary by Clarobell reviews
Luffy's acting weird. He doesn't want to play or have fun or even eat! The rest of the crew begin to notice their happy captain's change of attitude but what's wrong? Maybe Zoro could tell them... Oneshot.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
Catch Me If You Can by Kirmon64 reviews
Mew's never been caught by anyone... but is that about to change?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Mew - Complete
Foolproof by TreeStar reviews
YAOI. ZoLu. Zoro and Luffy are going on a treasure hunt. But after they get lost, something attacks them, and left wounded and bleeding in the wilderness, they only have each other. Oneshot. Does feature some lime.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
The Truth About Prince Charming by S-Michael reviews
At fourteen, Tootie is still in love with Timmy, though she hides it now. Then she catches him with someone else...
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Timmy, Vicki - Complete
Comédie Noir by S-Michael reviews
[formerly untitled]Vicky quit babysitting? Yay! But then after spending too much time at the Learnatorium, Timmy decides to try to get Vicky to come back, and is shocked to dicover the real reason she quit...and the truth about her feelings for him.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Vicki, Timmy - Complete
Neko Neko no Mi by Pocky of Doom reviews
What happens when Luffy mistakes a Devil's Fruit for a tangerine?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
Confrontation by Mama-Qwerty reviews
ONESHOT - Cosmo's been saying hurtful things to Wanda for a while now. Why? DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Cosmo, Wanda - Complete
Neko No Jutsu by GoldenFyre reviews
A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,069 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 2,565 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sunagakure belly dance by Celtic Oak reviews
Throughout his life, Gaara has faced many trials... but none of them as challenging as a pink haired belly dancer. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,585 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Am I Evil? by TreeStar reviews
That first night after Luffy ate devil fruit, he visited Shanks on his ship with a very important question. Set in Fuchsia when Luffy was seven. Oneshot. Winner * Best Shanks scene, 2006 OP fanfiction awards
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 115 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Shanks, Luffy - Complete
You drive me crazy by gugi28 reviews
PostHogwarts: Harrys Geheimnis, Fahrschule für Zauberer auf MuggelArt, ein neugieriger Draco, Street Car Racings und dunkle Vergangenheiten. Probleme, Liebe, Chaos vorbestimmt. HD,Slash,Lemon,R&R, RATING: MA! ABGEBROCHEN! Fortsetzung siehe Profil
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 382,028 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hearts in Winged Cages by MikariStar reviews
Vicky returns to Dimmsdale after a four year absence and Timmy is curious to see if she has changed.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Vicki, Timmy - Complete
Mr Fluffy by Rekall reviews
Losing a pet is never easily, especially when your boyfriend is Bakura who doesn't care about anything small and furry. [BakuraMalik]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Beads and Lace by So Devious reviews
AU, no magic. Harry is tired of his life. Same girlfriend, same routine, everything. However, when he gets paired with Draco Malfoy for a project, will he finally break out of his mold? Crossdresser!Draco, Bitchface!Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,801 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by stranj100 reviews
Slash: m/m - Will is alone on Christmas Eve. Warren decides to keep him company.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/21/2005 - [William S./Will, Warren P.] - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 4,128 - Follows: 834 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Le Petit Chat by A-Spirit reviews
COMPLETE! AU. SSHP. The Spy who became an Artist. The Child who needed a home. The Recluse who became a Teacher and the Boy who saved the world. Sometimes, age is just a number and love can never be wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,368 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Pirate's Pillow Talk by Mlle. Phoenix Fox reviews
JackOC: A modern day girl finds herself a ghostly and gorgeous roommate
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,554 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
Dil Chahata Hai by Rekall reviews
Atemu, a cat demon, finds himself being hunted by Seto Kaiba, a demon hunter who is searching for the demon who killed his brother. Also after Atemu is Bakura who wants revenge. [SetoYami]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 4/22/2005 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Of Secret Passions and Watching Eyes by MajinSakuko reviews
Complete! Harry's life couldn't be better. He's healthy, he's in love, and alive. But then an old ghost decides to drop in for a visit, and before Harry had the chance to figure out what's happening, he has promised to play matchmaker for Remus and Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,067 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Cat, Bagged by Persephone Kore reviews
Near the beginning of his sixth year, Harry catches Crookshanks swearing in Parseltongue. Investigation leads to a long talk about Sirius, Slytherins, the prophecy, hunting, history, and house elves. Nothing to do with Time's Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 260,290 - Reviews: 3626 - Favs: 5,431 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ginny W. - Complete
Neko Neko by Ananaka reviews
It would seem that a cat had snuck aboard the Going Merry and had kittens!Luffy keeps this to himself and secretly feeds the cat after his own mealsthat is until a certain cook,Sanji,gets suspicious.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Complete
Ink by KissThis reviews
Drabble. [Siremione: RLxHG SBxHG RLxSB RLxHGxSB] Hermione's day off is spent indulging Sirius' artistic side...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Cat and Mouse by Ahja Reyn reviews
It had always been a game of cat and mouse between Potter and Malfoy. So it was no surprise when things took on a more sexual spin in the end. (HPDM, oneshot, slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Round the Twist by Lances reviews
HD. Harry and Draco end up having an eventful, interesting night at Hogwarts after witnessing something they'd rather not have witnessed. Arguments, pet ferrets and bonding. Slightly AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,876 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not So Alone Anymore by Wicked Dreamz reviews
DONE! Harry and Hermione are forced to stay at Grimmauld Place for one month when dangers arise. The two must fend for themselves in Sirius’s creepy house in which may lurk anything from dust bunnies, to ghosts and goblins. Will love creep up on them? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,931 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Erstens kommt es anders, als man zweitens denkt by gugi28 reviews
Was wenn Ron durch die Halle brüllt dass Harry noch unberührt ist? Was, wenn Malfoy und Zabini nen Plan haben? Was hat es mit Tarnumhängen auf sich? Und wer ist der Engel der Dracos Seele reinigt? HPDM,Slash,Lemon hilft nur lesen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,202 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wenn dass Frettchen zum engsten Freund wird by gugi28 reviews
Draco hat einen Plan wie er Harry bloss stellen kann. Gelingt es ihm oder kommt Harry drauf? Komplette Story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,592 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Study Session by Kaku reviews
AU- Nami faces her greatest challenge yet as a tutor. Is it really worth the time and trouble she'll have to endure? Of course, if there's money involved. One Shot.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,740 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Complete
Elves Without Clothes by WhompingWillow reviews
Complete AU: Hermione doesn't understand Winky. What could be better than being free? She decides to take extreme measures to find out what goes on in the mind of a house-elf. HGDM and a touch of HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,851 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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I believe I can fly
Matti. Die Ratte. Ein Monolog hoch über den Wolken Berlins.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - German - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
Schachmatt reviews
Es ist eigentlich so einfach einen Menschen umzubringen, doch die Zauberer denken nicht so weit. Nur einer tut es. Harry bringt Voldemort mit einer eigentlich einfachen Muggelwaffe um. So einfach.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete