Name: Lorna

A.K.A: Smiley

Awesome things: Harry Potter!! Twilight saga, Georgia Nicholson, Ducks and Gnomes!

About me:

I love Harry Potter

I was very disappionted on my 11th birthday because I didn't get a letter from Hogwarts.

I have nosebleeds a lot

My favourite animals are ducks

My freind bought me a rubber duck for Christmas, and it is pink and wears a tiara!

I am very small

I like the word gnome, because you don't pronounce the G, ang I think, what's the point in putting it there then?

I think French is a very hard language to learn

I find German a lot easier than French

Very cool qoutations...

-with £10,000 we could be rich!We could buy all kinds of useful things like... erm...love...

-I'm an exellent housekeeper...every time I get divorced I keep the house!

-"Isn't you're pants zipper supposed to be at the front?"

-Cheese...milks leap towards immortality

-marriage is made in heaven...but then again, so is thunder and lightning

-I could tell that my parents hated me...my bath toys were a toaster and a radio

-A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah

-I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!!

-A word to the wise aint necessary...it's the stupid ones that need advice

-42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot

-Life's tough, get a helmet!

Unanwerable questions:

-What came first, the chicken or the egg?

-What came first, the duck or the egg?

-Why do girls stay with abusive boyfreinds?

-Will Justin Beiber have a career when his voice breaks?

-Will Justin Beiber's voice ever break?

-Why do people think that there is some kind of link between height and mental age?

-What does Jedwards hair look like before they style it?

-What products do Jedward use in their hair?