Name: Ramenfan101

Gender: Female

Birthday: Feb. 21

Age: You don't ask a Lady her age, it's impolite.

Fav. Colors- Black, Dark Red, Purple, Neon Orange, Blue, Green

Fav. type of music- Alternative Rock/Country (I ADORE NateWantsToBattle's songs; Especially his song Hold on to you and Sandcastle)

Fav. anime- Naruto, SerVamp, Yu-Gi-Oh (all of them), Bleach, Pokemon, and many more.

Fav. Books - Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Kane Chronicles, and many more.

Yo, what's up guys and gals! I'm Ramenfan101 but some of you may also know me as TaintedJade (on DeviantArt, PokeFarm, PokeHeroes, and ArchiveofOurOwn); you can call me Ramen or Jade (Though I personally prefer Jade). I joined Fanfiction in 2011 but hadn't wrote any stories until now (Except for one but that one was a test run kind of thing It's been taken done as you guys can see). I primarily write Boyslove (Boy x Boy) and Straight couples (Though I will try my hand at Girlslove just don't expect anything graphic from it) and some stories I'll write won't even have a couple or if they do it'll be in the back ground. I'd like you guys/gals to give me honest feedback about my stories or the way I write, As long as it is HELPFUL CRITICISM! I WILL NOT tolerate someone insulting my stories just because they do not like the way a character is portrayed or written, if you do not like it then you can either not read my stories or tell me why you don't like them written this way POLITELY! There is no need to start cussing someone out or even threatening them or telling them to go kill their selves all because someone decided to be an asshole about it instead of acting like a civilized person. I believe many writers feel the same way, when you do so not only are you disrespecting the people WHO DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WRITE THE STORIES THEY DO, but you are also disrespecting YOURSELF and the people who raised you by acting this way. Now that that rant is over with (Hope I didn't offend anyone with that and if I did I apologize), again I don't mind helpful criticism (Especially when it comes to spelling or sentence structure) or even just someone saying they like my story or even if they just leave a 'Good Job!' in the comment section it'll make me happy. I hope all of you will enjoy yourself and don't forget you guys/gals can also leave me ideas or pairings that you'd like me to write about. You never know, I just might use them. ;D

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" (DEFINITELY done this *It was very amusing*)

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. (done this)

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally. (done this)

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly (done this *It was my sister XD*)

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. (done this, the people thought it was funny, one even joined me XD)

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying, "Damn we messed up... but man that was fun!"

FRIENDS: Never see you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from you tears.

FRIENDS: Barrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff for so long they forget it is yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you complete with quotes, but would never actually do it.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if the crowd is doing it.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Will come in and say, "I'm Home!"

FRIENDS: Will scold the person who was mean to you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will chose between knocking them down, or knocking them out!

FRIENDS: Will read this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will steal (copy and paste) this like I did.

This is a cute piece. Hope some will re-post it!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't re-post it

I have many stories that I've just started on so they'll be out in a couple of months ( hopefully ). Now on with the info!!

Title: Magical Interference

Crossover: Yu-Gi-Oh x Harry Potter

Summary: Harry had only wanted to leave Magical Britain and start over somewhere new, where no one knew who he was. He didn't mean for himself to suddenly arrive in Ancient Egypt, and he most certainly didn't mean to fall in love with the Pharaoh! Will he find love in the endless sands of Egypt? Or will he return home dejected and picking up the shattered pieces of his broken heart? What's a wizard to do?!

Pairings: Atem x Harry, Future! Yami x Yugi x Harry (Maybe in the second part of it), ???

Title: Winter's Warmth

Crossover: Rise of The Guardians x Harry Potter

Summary: For as long as Harry has remembered he has always held a sort of...fascination, with winter, so it's no surprise to his friends that he adores anything to do with it. Of course, Harry being Harry, nothing could ever be simple. After all, only Harry Potter would have the immortal embodiment of winter decide that he wants him as his wife.

Pairings: Jack Frost x Harry, ???

Title: ??? (Undecided)

Crossover: Diabolik Lovers x Harry Potter

Summary: Harry was content with being in another world , especially as it gave him the chance of having a little sister. However it seemed that their peace wouldn't last long as his adopted father had the brilliant idea of trying to send his sister off to live with the Sakamaki family, a family that sends every protective instincts he has into overdrive. So being the loving older brother he is, he decides to take her place. After all, it's an older brothers duty to look after their younger siblings. And Harry Potter would walk through hell fire and brimstone first before allowing his sister to get hurt.

Pairings: Shu x Harry, Subaru x Harry, Shu x Harry x Subaru, ???

Title: Tangled in Destiny's Tides

Crossover: Rune Factory: Tides of Destiny x Harry Potter

Summary: A tired and distraught Harry Potter runs into a broken-hearted Aden in the Wind Temple after Aden's marriage proposal to his childhood friend, Sonja, meets disaster. Feeling an instant connection between them, will Harry be able to mend Aden's heart? And will Aden help Harry heal from his past so that he can finally know peace? Or will outside forces keep the two apart and forever out of each others reach?

Pairings: Aden x Harry. One-sided!Aden x Sonja, Sonja x ???

Title: A Wizard's Rebirth

Crossover: Rune Factory: Tides of Destiny x Harry Potter

Summary: Harry Potter can tell you with utter most certainty that being reborn is no walk in the park. Especially when he has been reborn as a GIRL! Now named Sonja, he (now she) must get use to her gender along with keeping her friend safe as they try to survive in a time their not familiar with while her soul is stuck in his body! So, of course, to make things even more complicated she starts to fall for him. And she thought defeating Voldemort was tough.

Pairings: Aden x Sonja(Harry), ???

Title: ??? (Undecided)

Crossover: Pokemon x Harry Potter

Summary: Harry has had enough of the Wizarding Worlds 'fickleness' to last him a life time after the Basilisk ran a muck a long with a certain Dark Tosser wrecked havoc in his second year, so he decides to 'disappear' from his adoring public and start over anew. With the help of the goblins in his summer before third year he preforms a ritual that sends him to another place where no one he didn't want could find him; after all the hat did want him in Slytherin for a reason. What he didn't expect was to wake up de-aged in a forest with an egg surrounded by creatures called Pokemon! Just what has he gotten himself into now?!

Pairings: Undecided for now

Stories Posted (or soon to be):

Magic Hidden in The Heart (A Kingdom Hearts x Harry Potter Crossover): 2 chapters of ??? posted, 3rd is being written...43% done

Tis' the Season (Kingdom Hearts): 0 chapters of 2 posted...81% done