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 Update 2/24/2011 Hi! I've received several requests for a full copy of I Don't Exist. There's a bad copy floating around on the interwebs that's full of mistakes and no epilogue. I'm tweaking and working on creating a pdf. I'll put a link here where you can download the story. :0) ((twirl)) Update 9/25/2012 Still working on the fucker. Gonna get it done. Update 10/25/2012 Yah, it's been a month. !!!!!!!! |
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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14867 - Favs: 13,034 - Follows: 5,840 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sins of the Piano Man by solareclipses reviews
AU. A reclusive vampire's swan songs for the victims he regrets draw in a young woman struggling with her father's illness. As fate brings them together, Edward's dark past threatens to tear them apart. ExB. Won 'Best Overall' 2011 Vampie Award.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,615 - Reviews: 3344 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Downward Spiral by crmcneill reviews
Post-BD EU. Captured by the Volturi, Edward faces a nightmarish choice as Aro enacts a diabolical plan to break him. As Edward’s hold on his sanity weakens, only his memories of Bella help him stay strong as he faces the ultimate test.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,297 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Edward
Not So Average by Thaigher Lillie reviews
Bella Is a plus sized girl determined to change how she feels about herself. But after a prank gone wrong at a college party will anyone care to help Bella pick up the pieces of Herself again? Will Bella ever recover her self esteem? Strong themes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,776 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
For Eternity by monksmama reviews
150 years after Edward leaves, 149 years after Bella's death, Jasper stumbles across a new novel. Nothing is as it seems. Who is Eve? Who are the Guardians? What are the consequences of secrets not kept?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12209 - Favs: 5,471 - Follows: 3,220 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11743 - Favs: 9,973 - Follows: 6,753 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love is Hell by Kefe reviews
Edward Cullen HAD Bella Swan from the moment they first met. He owned her, everything about her and he threw it all away in a few hours. But now he's back to win her all over again but this time she's not falling. AH, OOC, rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 185,343 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Torn by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has liked Edward for years, but he's never even looked her way. Just when she gives up and begins to fall for one of his best friends, things change. AH, lots of angst, lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,721 - Reviews: 3229 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella - Complete
Cullen the Horde by izzzyy reviews
CRACKFIC - Forks has been infested with zombies, and it's up to the Cullens, as always, to save humanity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,892 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9511 - Favs: 9,758 - Follows: 5,225 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Monster and I by beautifulyes reviews
A darker romance. Searching for balance and trust, Edward and Bella negotiate a tangled web of sex, blood, secrets, kink, and demons from the past. NOT CANON-STYLE VAMPIRES. Very, very AU. Much lemons, violence, and dark and dominant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 5112 - Favs: 3,761 - Follows: 3,290 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Wicked Angel by DevilishPleasures reviews
I am Edward Cullen and I have a deadly secret: I am a hit man. My new target: Isabella Newton. With the help of my friends, we plan the crime of the century. What the hell am I going to do when she becomes more than my target and becomes my life...?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,618 - Reviews: 3387 - Favs: 2,335 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 2,530 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,740 - Follows: 8,701 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Mad Dash by solareclipses reviews
Twilight, Midnight Sun AU one-shot. The bloodlust strips Edward Cullen of all his humanity. Vampires just love to play with their food. OOC, obviously.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Getaway by twihigh1475 reviews
Bella Swan just left a serious relationship due to infidelity and takes an impromptu vacation to help her heal. She meets a certain someone, and all is well while in paradise. When they meet again, she finds he wasn't who she thought he was. BXE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,682 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5932 - Favs: 6,265 - Follows: 4,853 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Master Race by Babette12 reviews
Alienated from the Cullens, Edward finds himself bored in South America. When he "hears" another vampire creating a master race he is intrigued. But who would be the perfect genetic material and what will be the cost to the human mother?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,557 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Begin Again by C-Me-Smile reviews
Edward is a married novelist of some renown. An unexpected reunion in a bookstore reawakens old feelings in him never fully buried of lost love, desire, aching regret and tentative hope. But does the object of his feelings still feel the same? All-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 96,432 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Not Meant To Be by SweetDulcinea reviews
Bella meets a married man named Edward, and what she anticipates to be a one time fling turns into an affair that stirs feelings she is blindsided by. The battle between heart & mind leaves them both struggling to do the right thing. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 170,605 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella - Complete
Shameless Developments by SweetDulcinea reviews
As a photographer, many beautiful things cross Bella's path, but none so captivating as him. Despite all her efforts to distance herself, they just keep getting closer & their attraction grows. One afternoon in her darkroom changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,332 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2601 - Favs: 3,569 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Groundhog Twilight by zajaclina reviews
It's Groundhog Day, and a new student is starting at Forks High. What will happen when Edward ends up repeating the day? And what is up with Emmett and that groundhog?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Edward
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang by izzzyy reviews
When Bella and Edward befriend new girl Bree, they're faced with an important question - Can Forks handle the trouble new girl Bree stirs up at Forks High? Very minor sexual violence, major physical violence. AU, vamps.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,987 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mancanza di Rispetto by Sparabella reviews
***Judges Pick 'Roaring 20's' Contest*** How far is Edward Masen willing to go to prove his respect for his Mafia boss father? Ordered to kidnap rival Mafia boss' daughter Isabella Swan; will Edward find something that means more to him than respect? M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,297 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
As Long As She Needs Me by Edwardless reviews
One Shot - AU/Vampward - A heart to heart with Bella makes Edward face some harsh realities.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adult Twilight Fanfiction Story by wantmywifeback reviews
This is a truly excellent one-shot story of sex, lust, romance and sex. And lust. Very adult content. My first adult fanfiction. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's Better When I Bleed For You by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx reviews
When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago... ::Hiatus::
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,693 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008
Tuesday Night Poker by LauraACullen reviews
One-Shot "For the Love of Jasper" contest entry. Lifelong friends Jasper, Edward, and Emmett find themselves alone for their weekly poker game, which quickly evolves into something quite unexpected. All Human, Slash, Adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
An Unexpected Companion by SweetDulcinea reviews
FLJ Contest-After tragedy in Volterra, Jasper is the only one who can comfort the family. Two years later, Eleazar brings home a newborn in need of nurturing & guidance. An unlikely bond forms between a girl & the man who once tried to kill her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Lesson by SweetDulcinea reviews
Before the honeymoon, there's a little something Bella needs to know about Edward. Cue the ever helpful Alice! Parka's aren't just for winter, Bella. Love, understanding, and limes ensue. BD missing moments...sort of.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,839 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Until my Heart Stops Beating by Historybuff1536 reviews
I’d been dreading this exact moment in time for the last forty or so years. I always knew this day would come, but that known fact didn’t make it any easier. -Bella's POV Post BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding You, Finding Me by Sophia LaRue reviews
A story about heartbreak: Bella has suffered a great loss in Edward's departure, but what happens when the danger he was trying to protect her from was the fate she was destined for? Will they reunite or be lost to each other forever? Has OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,972 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mo Chroi by SweetDulcinea reviews
Summer of Smut Contest Judge's Pick - Summer camp romance is put on hold when Edward returns home to Ireland & ended altogether after a misunderstanding. Will the next summer be torture for Bella, or will she be able to forgive & move forward? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,495 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Smell of Tourists by duskwatcher2153 reviews
Total Crackfic, A Co-Winner in Pastiche Pens Humor Contest. Rated M for nudity,violence, language and bad taste. Edward fights the bloodlust and his family tries to help
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
EARTHQUAKE! by Thallium81 reviews
When a virgin is kidnapped in the jungles of Isle Esme, a daring anthropologist rushes in to the rescue. But will they be able to escape the island before falling victim to the predators, natives, and pirates? AH EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Thirst for Midnight Sun by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Did Stephenie Meyer's partial draft leave you as unsatisfied as me? If so, feel free to check out my version of Midnight Sun, starting where she left off.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,900 - Reviews: 2355 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete