Six years after the events of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, Hogwarts is a changed place, and a long-ago prophecy has reared its head.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

A legendary Archmage, her Cleric assistant. A city boy and his long-lost sister. Three orphans, two shadow children, a silver-haired murderess. A thousand enemies. A million unanswered questions. And only two ways it can end.

Loki needs to prove to Odin that his view of Midgardians has changed. What faster way to do that than by taking a mortal lover home to meet the family? It's a good thing Darcy's a decent actress.

The Chuunin Exams are here again, only this year there are some new contenders. Can The Aang Gang survive this strange new world of ninja? Pre-Shippuden. AU. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.