CelticAoibheann
 Hello! I'm Aoibheann Kelley! I hope to make new friends on fanfiction! Please read and review my stories (when I post some)! I'll try to work on my profile a little later... but for now: Age: 15 Height: 5'2" Eye color: blue Hair color: Light brownish red (sometimes blonde highlights) Weight: Not something to be ashamed of at all... but I have no reason to tell you - (But I'm perfectly perportional, thank you very much!) Nationality: I live in the States, but I'm fully Irish (at heart... and by blood...) Insane or Not: Strange question... XD and yes I am, even though my profile, at the moment, doesn't show it! Oh... and I'm an anime lover! Some of you may realize that from my stories (when I post them...-sigh-) My soul cries out... my heart slowly becomes like ash. agony rips through me but... i could once hear my heart beat and he blood to rush through my veins. i could once feel the warmth around me and the happiness it brought. i could once feel my eyes flicker searching for the light and my ears listening to the sounds of the outside world... what beautiful noises! my mother i could feel. her voice i heard her laugh, cry, and many other feelings i did not recognize. my father's voice i also heard... yet farther away... i also fell in love with the softness it resounded. children laughing and playing the exciting sounds of civilization... all right out of my grasp! almost there! i squirm and turn kicking at my prison. almost there almost there! i feel the pressure of my mother's hand and angery voices erupt around me. YES!! Please! let me see you! mother please love me! I reach out and head towards the sound of my mother's voice... yes... yes... almost there. please! i will show you... please love me... i will... i wil... the sound silenced immediately. the warmth i felt gone. my tiny eyes never opened and my hands never felt the air. my ears could no longer hear... hear those glourious sounds! i slowly felt my heart stop beating and my life turn to darkness. what... how? mother.. didnt you love me? father didnt you care for me? i called out to you... and loved you even before i ever knew you... mother... father... where did you go? Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. These things are true about me... XD yeah im blonde like a LOT of other people out there... 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die. 98 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. If you are a part of the 2 percent that would be laughing their asses off at them, put this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile. If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. I'm the kind of person who walks into a door and apologizes. If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that the Inheritance cycle are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.. Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile If you hate cats because they will scracth you up, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you didn't know before you read this that cats will eat your dead corpse, copy this into your profile, cuz i aint kidding. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). Crazy is when you can entertain yourself for hours with a rubber ducky you caught at a baseball game. Crazy is deciding to actually give out those rubber duckys at a baseball game in the first place. (come to think of it, it doesn't have to be baseball either) So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you hate parties because people keep you there to hate your guts, copy this into your profile If your brother or sister knows how to pick locks and does it to your room on a regular basis, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If the ending of the fillers has brought you great joy, copy and paste this into your profile. +cough+ everyone +cough+ My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lets start a list of the words: Tractor (wait...thats more than four lol) If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro! If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro! The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile) If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, Alexz1jude, Headlight39, sunlit.vampire, Myela Marea, animedragon59 If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile (for me, it'swalls and counters. They are looking to detach a few fingers and toes!) Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile. If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile Stuff I have heard, read, or seen: When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Friends are like stars, they come and go but the ones that stay are the ones that glow. Caution: Handicapped people will be eaten by crocodiles below. Out of my mind, please leave a message. People are like slinkies, basically usless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs. Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly. Hate... A kind of love given to people who are dumb. Scatter me across the sky, and I'll shine all night, and just like a star, I'll end up falling for you. If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. :) When you stressed just... YODEL! Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now. Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. Anyone can make you smile, anyone can make you cry, but it takes someone real special to make you cry with tears in your eyes. People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER! Take candy, not drugs. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. My imaginary friend thinks you have problems. Caution, water on road during rain. WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus. Oh no! Barney's gone pimp! What has the world come to? The worst part about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth. If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so be quiet... If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty. Even the best fall down sometimes. Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C. A friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Live your life with arms wide open, you never know what might be thrown at you... I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL! Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. Weapon of choice? Hmmmm... I'd have to say... SPORK! Save the earth, it's the only place with chocolate! There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't. They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people. Do NOT label me, I'm no soup can! Elmo watches you from your closet. People who say guns kill are silly. I'd be pretty freaked out to see a gun running down the road shooting everyone! Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Za Webmaster Authoress, Plutobaby494, Goddessa39, Kumomaru, animedragon59, CelticAoibheann If you do not believe in swearing, cursing, and/or using the Lord's name in vain, copy this into your profile Ø This is weird, but interesting! If you On Sears hairdryer: On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On artificial bacon: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: When on an elevator: 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. You know you live in 2008 when... 1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace 4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... 1. Only inAmerica...can a pizza get to your house faster than an 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places 3. Only in America...do drugstores 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, 5. Only in America...do banks leave 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? May God watch over and Bless you Forever. CHOOSE LIFE!! BUNNY!! (\_/) |
