Name: Karyn

Age: To young to drive (sadly) , but old enough for fanfiction

Favorite Series: Gallagher Girls, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Oylmpians, Twilight (Go Team Edward! Go soak your head Jacob), GLEE!, GLEE! (that was so not a typo), The Heist Society, and the stuff that I can't rememeber but will at 3 am in the morning. I'll make sure to let you know.

Favorite Couples, Zammie, Fax, James/Lily, PERCEBETH!, Alice/Jasper, Roasalie/Emmet, Puckleberry, Kat/Hale, and the other stuff I'll remember about the same time I remember my favorite series.

Favorite Music: I hate Bach. I hate Bach. I loathe my piano teacher who makes me play Bach. Other then my small (not) hatred of Bach (grrr...) I like Taylor Swift, GLEE, some of miley cyrus's more... decent? songs... Umm let's see... Wicked. Yes. LOVE THY WICKED. The water buffalo song (cuz everybodys got a water buffalo, yours in fast but mine is slo-... sorry...) I can bear live with some of Kesha's and the Black Eyed Peas Songs. Mama Mia, and umm Katy Perry, some of Lady Gaga's stuff (just ignore the lyrics), RIOT! by Paramore, P!nk, and most of the stuff that's on the radio right now. Then there will be more stuff I shall remember at a time that is not now, but more likely while I am in Algebra.

Eyes: Dark Brown, hard to see my pupils cuz theyre that dark. but its still brown.

Hair: Black with Brown streaks in the sunlight over summer. yes the ends turn brown under sunlight to.

Heighth: Somewhere around the 5 ft, 3 in range. and unlikely to get taller. very unlikely. im going to hate being short in like 3 years.

Bulletpoint Lists (YES! My favorite type of writing... lists.)

THINGS THAT ANNOY THE HELLO KITTY OUT OF ME.

-people who suck at comebacks

-people who don't know they suck at comebacks

-people who suck

-sugarless jello. (whats the point of sugarless jello? JELLO IS PURE GELITANATED (is that even a word?) SUGAR.)

-people who are boring. (sadly i know many of these...)

-the amount of years it takes to get a Ph. D in law school

-Stupid forwards (ally cough cough)

-pointless people who are unlikely to ever amount to anything (sadly i know even more of these...)

THINGS THAT ANNOY OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT ME

-abuse of sarcasm. (this happens quite frequently)

-my snappy retorts

-the rolling of the eyes (love to do this)

-over-perfectionist

-to much ambition (HA! that's soo not possible. example a.)

-bulletpoint lists

-abuse of sugar and caffine (the greatest things to add to coffee)

-love of thy parenthases. - ()

-overuse of the word ish. (Ish is a word so shut it)

-I'm done now.

-no I'm not!

THINGS THAT I JUST FEEL LIKE LISTING CUZ THEY'RE AWESOME LIKE THAT

-Nordstroms (why oh why oh why can I not live in a place with a Nordstroms?)

-Apple (iPod touches rule!)

-Abercrombie/Hollister (who cares if the clothes are over priced?)

-Shoes (I'm a girl. they are shoes. Do the math!)

-Candy (SKITTLES!)

-Clavanovas that sound funny (good times eh abby?)

-not my school cafeteria food (it looks worse than it tastes)

-iTunes. (yes. i could not live without my itunes!)

-chocolate (COMFORT FOOD!)

-frappuchinos (I LOVE starbucks)

-Barnes and Noble Giftcards

-giftcards in general (as long as they're for me!)

-juicy couture

-coach

-CHANEL!!

-Gucci

-Prada

-UGGs (i loveith my uggs)

-MASTER CARD (two words, awe. some.)

THE SPEECH I WOULD MAKE IF I EVER WON AN OSCAR (I don't plan on going hollywood. this is just for fun.)

Thank you, thank you. Yes I know I'm that awesome. Now moving on... Thanks to all the little people who've helped me come so far. dramaticly wipes away a tear Sorry you're all so short. leaves stage

AWESOME WORDS THAT EVERY ONE SHOULD KNOW

-xylem, phloem (you just have to say these)

-tap, fiborus (good times sam huh?)

-coolio

-teehee

-HA!

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-awesomelyist

-paragraphical

-PIE

Okay so a self description of me (ignoring every thing above) would be, I can be annoying, hyper, sarcastic (very), a bit of a braggart at times (somewhat of a major understatement. nmf that almost everything i try to do turns out awesome). I am a total girly girl, am quite the young pianist (7 years and counting! 3 scholarships and counting! a very big trophy. oooo shiny...), I play violin, listen to my ipod to much. I text, and do pretty much what most teens do. I have big dreams, bigger then this place I live in anyways. I am pretty smart for my age, and I change my mind about things quite often. I gmail 24/7, then disapeer for a week. Or so. I couldn't live with my two closest bestity best friends (LYLAS ab and sam!). I am usually non athletic, but I do love playing tennis. I can be a bit of a spoiled brat sometimes, and love my mommy dearest's plastic (go mastercard!). I have an obsession with sugar, and love to go to summer camps. And cupcakes. I love cupcakes. And brownies while you're at it. And cake and ice cream and PIE. Sorry what was I talking about? Oh I dunno so this is the end of whatever I was writing.

PIE.

I just reread everything above and figured out what I was talking about. Me! So I'm good at whatever I put my mind to, but overall I like being a normal teen. I text, rebell (fun convo's right tyler?), listen to music to loud, cry, laugh, and act like a teen. Which I officially am. I know what I want, and I give it my best shot. Don't ever tell me there's something I can't do, cuz then I'll do it just to annoy you. I have my two groups of best friends, whom I hope never meet cuz I love all of them, but they wouldn't get along. I have my different personalities, the Karyn that can do anything, the Karyn that's annoying, the Karyn that lets all the walls she has up fall down. But they're all still Karyn, just a little bit different. And what else? hmmmm... We

I have the best friends in the world (abby sami em you guys rock!). I have some other good friends to (addie kathy erin you guys fit into the awesome. ish category). Then there are my other guy friends (tyler, kyle, domdom, aaron, evan you guys are great also). I could not live without my iPod touch, laptop, cell phone, or barnes and noble. Oh that reminds me I need to make a list of my favorite stores (Go abercrombie and hollister. And nordstroms. I love nordstroms, I wish this crappy town i live in was important enough for a nordstroms) There will be things i will add to this the next time i feel like getting on the computer at 2 am. But cuz it's not 2 am, I am done. ish. For now... evil laughter... poofs away dramatically

-Karyn! (cuz i'm better than yoooouuuuu! sorry bad song lyrics. and I didn't write them.)