The alphabet: One Piece style, and other rhyming nonsense.

Gotham is the place for you.

Protect the fire with your hands, if you must. But don't be surprised when the blisters form, or when you cease to feel the pain. [There Is A Season - Book II of IV]

"Scout, if you are the fastest runner, why are you always late to class?"

Post Expiration Date. Burying bodies sure is a lot more fun with company. Scout/Miss Pauling

Medic is a professional. His purpose is to heal his team , no need for emotions or feelings. He joins his new team and quickly learns that they do things differently. Will Medic find his way in the team? / No respawn / Rated for swearing and violence / Continuation - Priorities

Shinobi and civilians rarely have the same opinion. The nature of Kakashi and Gai's relationship is just one of many.

"How—how long do rattlesnakes take to kill a guy?" I asked eventually, casual, like I didn't have no stake in the answer.

The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)

[Batman Forever] They weren't always Two-Face's henchgirls. Presenting the first meeting of those two luscious ladies of leather and lace, Sugar and Spice. It promises to be an...explosive friendship.

Bruce Banner really didn't like the colour green.

The difference between a shinobi and a kunoichi comes down to a truth, a lie and a smile. Oneshot drabble.

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!

Misery loves company...right?

What has two sides and flies without wings? The Riddler's about to find out...

It had to end somehow. Oneshot.

Female? Who cares? Burning stuff is more important. Now a series of ficlets, based around the BLU Pyro and various teammates. Adventure/Friendship 'fic, no pairings. Chapter six: some people are just crazy.

'As fun as it would be to watch Lawrence convulse and die of food poisoning, Spy mused, his French heritage just couldn't let him do it.' A small, mindless tale of cross-culture culinary skills...or lack thereof. Oneshot!

Four times Harvey Dent remembered, and one time he didn't.

Even in the life of bullied, downtrodden young Jonathan Crane, there is occasional respite.

An ahnvee: a Cajun-French expression meaning "a longing or hunger."

A reformed supervillain and speed dating. I'm sure nothing will go wrong, right?

When Harley discovers The Other Woman lurking in the Joker's past, she does something...unexpected.

The Scarecrow isn't exactly great at comforting a woman in need. Lucky for him, Harley doesn't seem to notice.

Strange things can happen when you're shopping late at night.

By the roots of my hair some god got hold of me. I sizzled in his blue volts like a desert prophet.

Batman does it by the book.

Lyle Bolton says goodbye to Gotham the best way he knows how.

Things are getting a little too musical in Arkham.

There was not room enough for two up on the roof.

Jonathan Crane has a granny. She's not the one he wants.

Escaping from the clutches of the authorities while handcuffed to Edward Nygma wasn't quite was Jonathan Crane had in mind...

In Gotham, sometimes help comes from the most unlikely of sources...

Harvey Dent is not the best of roommates, as Jonathan Crane can easily attest.

Ah, Arkham Asylum, the place that Gotham loves to hate. But Arkham's out of money! What schemes will unfold to keep Gotham's least loved landmark in business?

Harvey Dent is not an easy man to be around. He may act cruel or compassionate, selfless or selfish. But one thing is certain: He's always fair.

How does a camera crew document the history of a mercenary who can't - or won't - speak for himself?

When all else has abandoned you, Death is still here.

What is the Hatter if he isn't mad?

Riddle me this, riddle me that, who is the man inside the Bat?...oh, it's Bruce Wayne. Wait, what?

You did not know when you began just how much you would lose to your fictional self.

Do not go gentle into that good night. Sherry Squires contest entry.

An attempt at depicting the Riddler's outlook on life.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to run from the cops on Christmas Day!

It's Halloween, and that means another fiendish plot from the Scarecrow! Of course, with his luck, it's bound to be mostly trick and very little treat...

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!

"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." The Joker shuffles the deck and makes himself anew with every card.

In a drab, dreary, deadly place like Arkham Asylum, a fella has to make his own fun. Luckily for The Joker, fun tends to come to him. Warnings for some very strong themes, some language and some offensive epithets used.

It's Halloween, and TwoFace's henchgirls demand entertainment in the form of a haunted house. But they're not the only ones taking advantage of some seasonal fun...

Ah, Halloween. Time for candy, parties, and total psychological meltdowns courtesy of Jonathan Crane. What could be better? The party planners of Gotham have some ideas that the Scarecrow's not going to like...

Victor Fries: convicted felon, mutated scientist...loving husband? What will life be like now that Nora's out of the tube and healthy again?

Ever wondered how you could possibly find yourself indebted to the Riddler? It's easier than you might think...

The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.

Kidnapping. Extortion. Batman. In other words, business as usual for the Riddler, at least until an unlikely accident places the Dark Knight at his mercy. Yet what seems like good fortune, may wind up being the hardest decison of Nigma's life.

What exactly seperates us from 'them' anyways? Hm?

The perfect end to the perfect day.

All he wanted was to go back to sleep. Really. That's all.

Something is wrong in Gotham this holiday season, so Batman seeks out the most obvious suspect and brings him a little holiday cheer.

What is forever? How long does true love last?