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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

ATTENTION: THOSE WHO ARE FOLOWING THE STORY'S I'M MOVING HERE FROM MY KEYBLADEWIELDERSORA ACCOUNT, PLZ NOTE THAT IT MAY TAKE A WHILE TO GET EVERYTHING UPLOADED BUT I'M TRYING MY BEST. THANKS.

I'm bisexual and a girl and also known on here as KeyBladeWeilderSora. This is my account that is solely used for Naruto. And if you don't like Uchihacest please don't leave rude comments on my Uchihacest stories, simply don't read them. If you read, please review, I enjoy feedback...but please no gay bashing ok? (THAT MEANS I DON'T WANT ANY RUDE COMMENTS FROM A BUNCH OF USURATONKACHI)

My Favorite Colors: Orange, Black, Purple, Red, and Silver

Favorite Naruto Couples: ItachiXSasuke, ItachiXMadara, MadaraXIzuna, SasukeXNaruto, and SasoriXDeidara

Least Favorite Naruto Couples: SasukeXKarin, SasukeXIno, NarutoXSakura, GaaraXLee, and SasukeXOrochimaru

Favorite Food: RAMEN!!!!

Favorite Naruto Characters: Sasuke, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, and Madara

Least Favorite Naruto Characters: Orochimaru, Kabuto, Karin, Shino, and Sakura

Relationship Status: Single


If you think Uchihacest couples are hottest, copy and paste this onto your profile.

(curtesy of my fav. author Yaoi Lover14706)

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To Sakura (Naruto)Haters:

If you want to see Sakura end up dead at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you want to see Sakura be killed by Naruto at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke, Naruto and Sai for the good of the world, COPY THIS

If you hate the parings sasusaku, gaasaku, narusaku, COPY THIS

If you agree with Sai that Sakura is ugly, COPY THIS

If you just hate her, COPY THIS

If you love all/almost all Naruto characters, copy and paste into your profile.

If you think Kakashi looks hotter andmore mysterious with his mask ON, copy and paste into your profile.

If you're conviced Gaara is not emo, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're conviced Sasuke is gay and emo, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile


And now an ode to yaoi: (curtesy of deviline12.1)

If yaoi were vodka
And I were a duck
I'd swim to the bottom
And drink my way up
But Yaoi ain't vodka
And I ain't a duck
So give me some yaoi
And shut the fuck up

If you have ever muttered 'Usuratonkachi' under your breath copy and paste this on your profile

(Curtesy of Morwen Elda)

I, XxMr.SasukeUchihaxX, do solemnly swear to review all the stories I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution.

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side.

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(curtesy of Yaoi luver14706)

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love SasoDei, copy and paste this into your profile.

Deidara:Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasori: No
Deidara: Do you like me?
Sasori: Not really
Deidara: Do you want me?
Sasori: No
Deidara: Would you cry if I left?
Sasori: No
Deidara: Would you live for me?
Sasori: No
Deidara: Would you do anything for me?
Sasori: No
Deidara: Choose--me or your life?
Sasori: My life
Deidara runs away in shock and pain and Sasori runs after him and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life


Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1) Deidara

2) Sasori

3) Itachi

4) Gaara

5) Sasuke

6) Madara

7) Hinata

8) Tobi

9) Kisame

10) Izuna

11) Naruto

12) Kakashi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Madara and Naruto...I don't think so...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? oh yes Gaara is hot on many levels :D

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Kakashi got Tobi pregnant? They'd keep it'd but it be awkward!!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? no i have never read any fanfic about Kisame.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Sasori and Madara would kill eachother! but it'd be cute!!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Sasuke/Kisame or Sasuke/Izuna...the last one

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Hinata walks in on Sasori and Kakashi then faints for sure!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Itachi and Izuna get lost in the woods only to find out there's something between them...(IDK^^)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Deidara and Tobi...yes there deffinately is :)

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Hinata and Kakashi: Illegal Love

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Gaara and Deidara fight over Sasori bu end up dating

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Het...still don't know what the hell that is

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Naruto, oh yeah lots of them.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Sasori/Gaara/Sasuke...haha probably...one hell of a threesome

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Izuna would scream "OH GOD MADARA HARDER!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Tobi...if i were a boy...cuz its closest to good boy

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Hoes and gigaloes...hehe

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Izuna to Sasori...if you don't date me my aniki will kill you (haha more like he'll kill him if he DOES date him)

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Naruto would say it was disturbing

20) How emo is Seven? Not at all


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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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POST THIS ON UR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE YAOI

NARUTO AND SASUKE ARE FOREVER IN LOVE

KANAME AND ZERO ARE ETERNALLY EACHOTHERS

GAARA AND ITACHI STAY UP ALL NIGHT LONG *WINK WINK*

DEIDARA CALLS TOBI A BAD BOY

KYO AND YUKI DON'T CARE ABOUT CROSSBREADING RATS AND CATS

INUYASHA FORGOT ALL ABOUT KAGOME AND WANTS MIROKU

ICHIGO PICKED URYU OVER ORIHIME'S BOOBS

DEIDARA AND SASORI MAKE EXPLODING PUPPETS IN BED

UCHIHACEST ISN'T GROSS BECAUSE UCHIHAS WERE BORN FOR EACH OTHER

*SIGH* OH THOSE SWEET YAOI BOYS :)


HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

(curtesy of AmazingAdam28)

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

(curtesy of XxGlambertPrincessxX)

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Sasuke's WalMart Adventure by JanieX95 reviews
ONESHOT; Sasuke and friends has a surprising confrontation in the middle of Wal-Mart
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Your Love Is My Drug reviews
Title belongs to Kesha. SasuNaru Yaoi Mpreg; Naruto and the others finally catch up with Sasuke, who confesses his long-term love for Naruto and returns to konoha to rebuild the Uchiha-Clan. SasuNaru, frequent Uchihacest, Yaoi, brief non-con.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
SasuNaru VS SasuSaku reviews
Yaoi Hardcore; Mpreg; Non-con; Sasuke and Naruto are married with a kid on the way but Sakura keeps messing things up...and Itachi is a vampire
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fanning The Blossoms Within reviews
Back in Fuedal Era Japan Samurai Sasuke Uchiha is arranged to marry Sakura Haruno, the most beautiful Geisha in all Japan but something evil is lurking in the shadows and Sasuke will stop at nothing to protect his bride
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bath Of Roses reviews
Sasuke has a thing for roses, filling Sakura's bath with dozens...will this romantic gesture turn into something steamy for the two shinobi? SasuSaku, don't like don't read
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Brothers, Murder, Love reviews
After Sasuke's attempted suicide, Itachi showes him how fun life can be...especially when you have murderous impulses
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Stranger Than Fiction reviews
Starts before the Uchiha Massacre; A young Sasuke is quickly falling for Itachi, but will their relationship hold together after the murder of the clan? Uchihacest realtionships are always stranger than fiction. Uchihacest, Yaoi, ItaSasu, MadaIzu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.