HELLO! I am hitmebabe. You can call me as you wish, hit, me, babe, hitme, or hitmebabe. Ahh the posabilities! Anyway, I am not new to fanfiction. I had a account a while ago. and I mean a whillee ago. But i didn't feel like digging up my password and all that, so I thought: I'll make a new one. Genius, right?

FAQ!

(frequently Asked Questions)

1. Why is your name hitmebabe?

because I like that Brittney Spears song. haha, and it was the first thing I could think of at the time.

2. Why aren't you updating!?

woah. grab a hold of your horsie's there partner. I do have a life you know. That includes friends, my part-time job, and school. Well not right now, since it's summer break. but whatever you know what I mean.

CHARACTERS IN MY UNBALENCED, RETARDED, UPSIDE DOWN LIFE:

Elma- best friend - - - - Jared (Jerr-Bear!) - Boyfriend

Alma- best friend - - - - - Thomas- Alma's Boyfriend

Chandler- Best Friend - - - - - Micheal- Annoying Friend

Nejira- Friend - - - - - Kyle- Pervert

Anela- Friend

(please do not feel offended in any way, me and my friends are just kidding around)

funny convo #1

Me: Guess what I just heard about Mrs. Jones?!

Jared- Mrs.Jones? I hate her, I got a D in her class.

Kyle- Yeah, I hope she dies.

Me: She has breast cancer!

Kyle- Thats impossible, she has no boobs.

Jared- haha. I heard they get rid of breast cancer by like, slicing off part of your boob.

Me: No, Mrs.Jones has boobs. She's the lady that looks like a hooker. Your thinking of MR. Jones.

Kyle- No, that Can't be a guy.

Jared- Kyle, you also thought that you could eat the olive crayon.

Kyle- Shove it Jer-Bear.

Me: So they really cut off your boobs?

Jared: I dont know- I guess.

Me: Breast Cancer: Flash Em While You Can!

Funny Convo # 2.

Jared, (joking around with Kyle)- Cause I slept with your mom last night.

Kyle- Sucks for you cause she hasn't shaved in a while

Me, (over hearing their conversating and decided to join)- cause when Jer-Bear went in he was singing in the jungle, the mighty jungle..

Funny Convo #3

Chandler- I hate Aubrey, She's such a slut.

Me- I know. She's probably a prostiture during summer break.

Micheal, ( he was joking)- Yeah, the other night I was at the club and I saw her.

Elma- The 'club?' We're not talking about Mickey's Playhouse Mikey.

Micheal, (ignored her)- and I was like, Get on the floor, hoe!

Jared- But she was like, oh wait, your probably already use to that.

Funny Convo #4

Jared- Nicole

Me; Yes Jer-Bear?

Jared- you know what we should do?

Me; WAIT! What did you just say?!

Jared- ha, what do you think I said?

Me; I coulda sworn you just said lets make nigger stu.

Jared, (after he finaly stopped laughing); I said 'you know what we should do'

Me; Jaarr! I hearded you said lets make nigger stu.

About ME :D

Name: Nicole.

Age: 99. No joke. True story.

Gender: Female!

Location: US of A.

FAVORITES!

Color- Teal-ish.

Food- hmm..thats a toughie. Counting out Cand/Chocolate- I would have to say Fries.

Candy- Sour Patch Kids

School Subject- I would have to say art.

Parent- Daddy(:

Place to hang out- SixFlagsamusement parkk or my room. its hookkedd up. :D

Social Networking Site- Myspace.

Type of Music- rock-ish, though I like rap too.

Favorite Band: Boys like Girls, Paramore.

Favorite Song- I'm going in lil wayne

Favorite Artist- At the moment, it's probably Demi Lovato. Can't wait for her new album.

Uuhm. I can't think of anything else at the moment, but I will update soon.