Something a book can't teach her? Impossible - nay, highly improbable...

A harmless prank becomes the trigger for a domino-effect of important events in John Egbert's life. John/Dave, post-sburb.

Hiccup knew that he was popular for being able to tame the dragons in a way that no one else was able to do, but the defeat of the Red Death made him even more popular. He didn't mind it until he noticed how much it bothered Toothless. Toothless/Hiccup AU NOTE: 6/15/14 I am about to re-work this. This will be left up even after re-working it though.

Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.

They didn't get to make a new universe. But he and Karkat had a chance to rebuild their worlds, and they were going to take it. No matter what happened, or how long it took.

As John watched his captors he couldn't help but swallow dryly. This would probably not end in his favor. AU, slash, Karkat/John, Some other stuff. M for language and future sexual content and whatnot. I don't even know what this is guys.

Shizuo flipped his phone closed loudly as he sucked in his breath. 'I hate him.' He glanced up at the classroom clock. There were nine minutes left. Taking a short moment to calm himself, he texted back. 'Stairwell of the C building' /Shizaya/

Karkat has always been convinced that his life is unbeatably shitty, but his entire perspective on life is thrown out the window when he's forced to move in with Gamzee Makara. 2nd person, multi-perspective. Side plots. Very angsty.

Dirk and Jake get to have Seven minutes in heaven. Sexual Content

All John Egbert wanted was to conform their differences in social status, and not feel like his friendship is falling apart from Mr. Popularity here. And Dave Strider, well he was just trying to seduce his best friend. AU College Dave/John

It's been more than three months and John has literally had enough. Those shades are coming off.

I'm not good at summaries….uh it's John and Dave being roomies in college and stuff? AU-stuck basically. T for language I guess. clean for now.

AU: Your name is Dave Strider, and you DJ in clubs in the downtown strip. Being around all the women and alcohol can lead you to doing some things you regret, certainly, but eventually it goes too far. TWOSHOT. Implied Dave/John, Dave/John.

Two years after moving to New York for college, John starts to miss his best friend when he gets an unexpected surprise on snowy night. Dave/John. Absolute fluff.

Uh, Karkat/Sollux. Sollux is anitsocial, neglects Karkat. There is a lot of red and anger and stupidity. M for self-injury and language. Dropped.

Karkat Vantas waited too long for John Egbert to let a little thing like Vriska get in his way.

Merlin has lost count of the amount of times he and Arthur have been compared to an old married couple. Modern AU A/M Complete.

Arthur's dubious about Merlin's cooking, but our warlock has created something so perfect, so wonderful, it will make history. A one-shot, slightly crack because we all love it. A fanfic of how the idea for my username popped up!

You are Dave Strider and it's the 5th anniversary of your annual visit to see your best bro, John Egbert. You want to ask him something, but he beats you to it- "Are we in love?". Good question. Dave/John, SLASH, ONESHOT

In which John visits Dave for the summer, brings him a pair of glow in the dark sunglasses and the A/C "mysteriously" breaks. Dave/John. Smut. Review, please?

john and dave get drunk after finals and shenanigans occur. dave/john os.

Dave finally shows how much John means to him, but not in the way John would like. Warning: Suicide. ;u; I'msosorry... Written in Dave's POV. Rated M for safety reasons. xD Yeah... I'mjustgonnadienow.

I don't even know what to call this. I just wrote this on my phone one day when I was bored. I hope that you like it though. :'D

John and Dave are finally moving into an apartment instead of living in the shitty dorms. Not that the apartment is much better. John is starting to realize that having Dave there more than makes up for it. OS. John/Dave

Arthur knows Merlin's secret, but wishes more than anything that his servant would trust him enough to tell him the truth. Parody of "Fireflies" by Owl City.

Arthur is waylaid by a curse that puts him to sleep until true love's kiss wakes him. Merlin finds himself in a bit of an awkward situation, being that true love and all. There will be a sequel.

After Merlin is abruptly enchanted, Arthur struggles with him being gone.

In the morning, John feels like making pancakes. John/Dave, Bro's POV.

Months ago, Dave asked John if sharing a bed would rid them of their nightmares. Maybe as roommates in college they can give it a try. Dave/John two-shot.

His coach had wanted the perfect body. Dalton wanted the perfect grades. His father wanted the perfect son. Blaine wanted the perfect guy. They all wanted him to be perfect. He could do that. Future Puckurt. Warning: Eating disorders, Self Harm.

glee!fluff prompt. The first time the Hummel-Hudsons tried to combine households the results were devastating. Three days into their second chance, Finn discovers something about Kurt he would have never guessed. Epic!Furt bonding. Now with bonus ND!

Hiccup recollects on way fish is no longer...well, tasty.

Someone breaks Dave's sunglasses. The only gift he's ever cherished. The gift John gave to him. John/Dave slash OS.

'You look a little unhappy, 'bout the way the world is turning.' Kurt shows up at Puck's door at midnight. Based on Unhappy by Thriving Ivory. Puckurt

Kurt knew he missed a lot when he started dorming at Dalton, but someone definitely forgot to mention that during that time, Puck had moved into his house. Puck/Kurt slash

Kurt is exhausted, but Puck always has a way of re-energizing him. Smut.

Puck and Kurt have been secretly dating for a while and everything is going well, except for one little thing. The problem? Kurt's a biter and the Glee club is convinced that those marks on Puck's chest mean Puck's in trouble. Oops. Puckurt. Explicit sex.

Kurt suddenly finds himself passing notes to a "some what" anonymous person. One shot that I made when I was bored. This is Pink! R&R

Kurt has no car and needs a ride home, he asks Finn and gets one, just not the kind he expected... ONE-SHOT MAY?BE! Kurt\Puck - Purt Hummelman! Rated M for a Reason...

Um..Kurt has a kink. Puck has a kink. They decide to kink together. Please read the detailed A/N inside. Everything is 110% consensual. I understand if the warnings scare ya'll away, that being said I hope you give it a chance. NC-17 Puck/Kurt SLASH.

Mr. Shue wants to raise some money for the Pediatric Hospital, but Figgins gets the Cheerios and the Titans up for auction and Kurt finally has his chance with the boy he loves.

AU. Spirit, age 16, gets his first summer job at a small local grocery store. It is owned by Stein, age 14's, father. They work together in the store. This is an AU where weapons and meisters don't exist. Other characters may appear in later chapters.

These were the times when he would have liked to be able to go back in time and tell his sixteen year old-self that everything was going to be just fine.

Male Anthro-Toothless/Hiccup romance and sex. Fangirl Astrid too. Please skip if not to your liking. A bit of witty banter and a little soul searching in between the sexual tension and release.

-Puck/Kurt, Kurt/Blaine- The critical point is reached by a half past ten, when a drunken Kurt sits himself on the hobbit's lap and says –louder than intended, probably- 'it's getting a little bit hot in here'. And then starts to undress.

Another song-fic, featuring Puck and Kurt. Kurt ditches Warbler practice and Puck's a no show for Glee Club again. What are they doing while the girls of New Directions perform their number?

Kurt has returned to McKinley and he needs some protection from Karofsky. Puck/Kurt

After trying for years to get Kurt to notice him, from tossing mud at him to throwing him into dumsters, Puck gets a taste of what he wants completely out of the blue.

He lets curiosity get the best of him and procceeds to unfold one of the paper balls -a deep purple one that seems to be a crown to the whole arrangement-. It holds the following words: absence deterrent anxiety craving useless. This is not helping.

Aang has a bit of an obsession.

In his description of what-kind-of-drunk-are-you-?, Finn really should have included the cuddly-drunk-that-doesn't-know-what-the-hell-he-is-doing because Noah Puckerman, the badass Puck, is exactly that kind of drunk.

Outlines the six weeks of torture Kurt gives Puck after Finn accidently, sort of kind of, possibly on purpose broke Puck's jaw. One Shot

Reed decides to brave up and give Shane one unforgettable birthday present. CP Coulter's Daltonverse! ReedXShane smut. I think that if they did have sex then this is how it would happen, with Shane more concerned about Reed's pleasure than his.

Wilbur is bored. And I mean really bored. But when he finds his old toy handcuffs, surely it won't hurt to play with Lewis a little...? WilburxLewis

After a drunken hook-up, Puck finds himself in a bad way and he can't remember who was there with him… Kurt remembers the night in question, but is sure if he mentions it to anyone, Puck will kill him. Dead. Slash, Mpreg, Top!Kurt mentioned

Kurt does yoga. Puck is intrigued. ONESHOT, with the possibility of becoming a two-shot, slash Puckurt. Pre-slash

Puck's sexuality crisis wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Hummel's. It was his shoelaces. Seriously. PUCKURT Three-shot. Smut Ahoy!

The last thing Noah expects at one in the morning is a life or death phone call from one Kurt Hummel. Established Friendship.

Why so guilty, Karofsky? Go too far this time around? I seem to remember a brick wall, and lots of blood, and lots of black. I don't want to remember. So I forget. Oneshot Klaine, TWIST IN THE ENDING.

Four times Kurt brought Finn some warm milk, and one time Finn returned the favor.

This wasn't the first time Puck had drunk dialed Finn, but it was almost the last. Finn/Puck friendship

Stein and Spirit spend New Year's Eve together, and end up sharing more than just ambitions for the new year.

Blaine never quite managed to grasp what the magic of Valentine's Day was about. But witnessing his favourite Warbler making sweets for Valentine's Day may change that... UPDATE: 2nd and final chapter!

Finn/Kurt One-shot. Finn has a nightmare and needs some reassurance. Rated T because I'm paranoid...

The first thing Kurt did was scream, because - that was usually his way of dealing with terrifying things like this. Just keep screaming until a personal slave comes along and takes care of it.

When the phone rings at one in the morning, the last thing he's thinking about is that it's an emergency. Finn/Kurt of sorts .

In which Kurt hates Valentine's day, and Wes and David are horrified at his lack of bromantic knowledge. Also, the Warblers have an epic, masculine Valentine's Day Party . No spoilers for the V-day episode, cuz it's technically AU. KurtxBlaine. Oneshot.

Kurt already had to deal with the Warblers' Christmas concert and losing Blaine's attention. It didn't help in the slightest that somebody spiked the punch. An outtake from "Someday You Will Be Loved." Klaine. COMPLETE.

Excerpt: "You just violated my iPhone." -"Take the hint. Next time, do phone sex the right way." Warning: Wes is done with Blaine and Kurt's Sexual Tension. Blaine/Kurt, Wes, David

Starts off during season 3 finale. Involves Arthur, Uther, and eventually all of Camelot finding out about Merlin's magic. The Dragon plays matchmaker. Plus other stuff. MERLIN/ARTHUR Merthur SLASHY GOODNESS. You are warned. Short chapters.

Kurt is sick. Blaine takes care of him. Pre-slash, small fic.

Kurt and Blaine have to shovel the driveway after a big snow storm. Blaine accidentally sends Kurt mixed signals and it makes Kurt all hot and bothered. One-shot.

The basement scene from Ballad with a different ending. / Written for cfaben.

Flashbacks and swing sets and crushes, oh my! Blaine's niece is staying with him for the extended weekend—the perfect excuse for a three-day playdate with Kurt. As if he needed an excuse.

Kurt was used to the daily deluge of "courage" texts, but this e-mail... It was something else entirely. Klaine, please R&R!

Damien and Pip ask 20 questions. Not mine but it had to be up here thanks to the person who did write it on deviantart.

It's Merlin's birthday! Not that he would remember... And there are some suprises in store that no one would expect.

In which Finn is embarrassing, Kurt reads Harry Potter and Blaine spends New Year with his new favourite person. BlaineKurt. Happpy New Year!

Summer after graduating from high school, a simple trip to the mail box starts Kurt on a summer long one sided conversation with the person he thought he'd escaped.

A tale of Stein and Spirit meeting at school. Stein is hardly the cute girl meister that Spirit had dreamed of... but is that so bad? Perhaps this cloud has a silver lining after all.

Every time Kurt says he's fine, Finn knows he's not. Worst. Summary. Ever. Sorry.

Twas the night before Christmas, and Dave Karofsky was freezing, trying to get Kurt Hummels attention. This is pure, harmless Kurtofsky fluff. If you don't like Kurtofsky, please just scroll on by : One shot.

Sometimes when Merlin touches him it is personal, more like the gentle touch of a lover than the efficient work of a servant. A/M Slash.

Klaine one shot. Kurt's alone on christmas

Kurt doesn't know why he stays. He doesn't know why he puts up with the bruises, the cuts, the insults. Why he stands there and just lets Karofsky hit him, take out all his frustration on Kurt's porcelain skin.

Dave Karofsky had done a few -okay a lot- of stupid things in his life. Did he not deserve a chance to redeem himself in Kurt's eyes? Kurtofsky; spoilers for Never Been Kissed

"Merlin." "Hm?" "You just kissed me." "Wha – what? What're you talking about, I did no such thing." A short Arthur x Merlin fic.

Every year Mello has successfully avoided all attempts to catch him under the mistletoe; this year he expects things will be no different. MM

It's kind of a bummer that things with Rachel are over because Finn liked Rachel. Most of the time. - Drabblish, implied Kinn, past Finchel, slight character bashing. R&R

Merlin has been found out, and Uther has sentenced him to death. The only problem is, no matter what method Uther tries, Merlin just won't die! Will Merlin ever escape Uther's wrath? Merthur if you squint really, really hard.

Finn thinks he got his new brother the most AWESOME gift ever! Kurt thinks he needs to burn things.

Yes, yes. It's a parallel to A Christmas Story which I don't own btw . Where all that Matt wants for Christmas is a BB gun... MxM. boyXboy. T mostly for cussing. Oneshot. Humor and Romance... shocker.

"I love you too. But this can't ever happen again Craig..." Tweek enlightens Craig on one mistake he never should have made.

Craig didn't understand it. He did everything to make Tweek know he liked him but nothing worked. He pulled the blonde's hair, called him names, he even pushed him down but still nothing! The eight year-old was confused beyond belief.

Prompt: Snowball fight that ends in an unexpected makeout session.

Kurt/Dave "You better watch where you stand." Christmas Fluff

Just as the title says. Very silly and simple. Kyle saw something he would have really rather not, and Stan is trying to figure out what. STYLE stan/kyle

Zuko taming his fire with Fire? Water? Earth? Or Air? Who would you give yours up for? Zukang One-shot

Now that they are brothers, Kurt and Finn have certain unpleasant duties to uphold. Namely, embarrassing the hell out of each other. One-shot, some mentions of Klaine.

When Kurt slaps Finn's ass in front of the whole school, Finn decides to teach Kurt a lesson. But what Finn begins turns into something a lot more complicated - and more fun - for both of them. Kurt/Finn slash. AU season 1 and onward.

Kurt's part of the family now and Finn really wants him to meet everyone. Kurt didn't realize that the Hudson's were a family of giants though. Prompt found on glee fluff meme

Simon goes to the community centre one night to find Nathan asleep and films him on his phone.

Finn didn't mean to read the text. Honest.

"WELL? Say something?" Dave blinked. What did Kurt want him to say? His mind went blank so he said the very next thing that came into his head. "Your hair's grown." KURTOFSKY TWO-SHOT!

KURTOFSKY! "I only know two gay guys. Blaine and you. Do you seriously want me to pick you?" Kurt asked half-joking, but his smile dropped when Karofsky took a little too long to reply - COMPLETE

Merlin finds the whole thing horribly ridiculous. He's not even that sick. Merlin/Arthur. Future!fic.

Hiccup and Toothless POV of that drawing/dance scene

He needs punishment to atone for all that he's done. And so, the great Karofsky actually allows himself to get caught bullying some nerd, and he gets detention. Only, he isn't alone at the location. .:. Dave/Kurt twoshot. set after NBK. T for swearing.

Written for the Glee Angst Meme prompt: "In response to all the bullying, the school holds a Challenge Day. Part way through Karofsky ends up outing himself."

With their latest fundraising endeavor, Kurt is seriously thisclose to quitting Cheerios. And cryptic text messages from Blaine are SO not helping. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, side Brittany/Santana, warning for douchey jocks:::

Kurt reacts to Karofsky's kiss. One shot. Thank you so much for the reviews-they made my day!

Kurt has a nice talk with Karofsky. Kurtofsky friendship! Spoilers for 'Never Been Kissed.' Rating for language.

Just a short drabble that I wrote in history class. Enjoy, lovelies :D

Hiccup and Astrid get into a fight. Toothless decides that he needs to intervene.

Merlin comes back from a trip, to a rather surprising welcome.

All it took was one visit from Finn's little cousin to turn the peace of the Hummel-Hudson clan into chaos.

Merlin and Arthur are in a relationship. Gwaine returns, and becomes a Knight of Camelot. How will Arthur react to Merlin and Gwaine's close friendship? Short Story. A little Humour too.

Toothless was still Toothless, no matter if he didn't quite look it. human!Toothcup. SLASH three-shot.

Six year old Hiccup goes exploring in the woods and meets a troublesome friend, getting into a big mess along the way. :Oneshot:

AU-ish from 'Theatricality'. "Tell me you love me." Finn and Kurt have sex against a wall.

Finn gets drunk one night and texts Kurt. An entire story in text message format.

It was frightening how fast he reacted to his touches. It didn't help that Toothless' body had a natural heat to it, so any amount of contact was almost like fire

In Hiccup's world, what's supposed to be right feels wrong and what's supposed to be wrong feels right. Calling him a little confused would be a bit of an understatement. Oneshot. ToothHic. Mature Content.

Seven short Zukaang drabbles that I wrote during Zukaang Week 2010!

Kurt plays the April Fools' joke to end all April Fools' jokes.

There are five stages to grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance. Two years after the murder of one of their own, the members of what used to be Glee Club are still trapped in the fourth stage. - Ensemble with some Puck/Kurt slash

Kurt Hummel has a problem in the form of an overly touchy-feely, giddy, and sick Finn Hudson.

Finn's about 10 IQ points smarter than Brittany when he's awake. When he's asleep, he's practically a vegetable. It was an accident at first, but then they gave up on that pretense. No one had to know. T for talking about Finn's "problem".

COMPLETE! Finn comes home from work to experience a little sample of domestic bliss. Warnings: Established relationship, baking, Finn's ridiculousness.

COMPLETE! "You make me look good," Kurt joked, handing Finn the heavy camera. "Shut up, Kurt," he replied. "You look great all the time." Written for an LJ prompt. Finn is in AP Photo and persuades Kurt to model for his project. Romance ensues.

Written for a prompt on LJ: Kurt never liked thunderstorms. CONTAINS PRE-SLASH! CUDDLING! WEATHER!

Sequel to 'Dreams That Never Fade', so it helps if you read that one first or you won't know what's going on. The day after Artie's unusual dream. Kurt/Artie FTW! :D

Artie was really touchy-feely.

A new drabble on a different theme of ZukAang each day of the week! DAY 7 UP! Rated for safety.

Craig state of mind as he walks down the hall. Slight Creek.

Impeccable timing should only be left to the experts, and if there ever was such a thing, that would be Wilbur Robinson. Unfortunately, he doesn't have a memory half as good. W/L Timecest. Requested by tinkerbelle22. 7th in oneshot series.

What's the point of having a time machine if you can't rip a few holes in the time space continuum? Well, that's Wilbur's philosophy, anyway, as he brings his son back in time for a playdate with himself, plus a few surprises. Lewis/Wilbur. 4th in series.