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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Favourite Naruto Couples

NaruXHina

NejiXTenten

ShikaXTema

KibaXHina

GaaraXSakura

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(when I do it with other people around me they think I'm crazy!Hmm..I wonder why?)

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx, lemonsinyoureyes246, Hinata4eva

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX.I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Ebil Chameleon, CalwynN.D.Forever, Lady Maybelle of Confusion, MomoUchiha, Uchiha-Griffin, Hinat4eva

If u watch Naruto copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Kiba is hot copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Naruto is cute copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Kankuro is sexy with his make-up off copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Shikamaru's voice is sexy copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Neji is cute and weird at the same time copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Deidara is perfect (apart from being evil O_O) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Tobi is cute and funny copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Hidan is funny and really crazy copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Sasuke and Temari shouldn't happen (seriously they r just 2 weird 2gether) copy and paste this to ur profile.

95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would yell "DO A FLIP!!"

If you think Tobi is really Obito copy and paste this to your profile.

If you cried when Choji almost dies trying to save Sasuke copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like Sakura Haruno a lot, and you think the bashing on her needs to stop, copy and paste and add your name to the list!: Sand Siblings Rule,Tesumi-chan101, Chocolate random pie10,SakuraAkatsuki101, HiHi-Ai!, Hinata4eva

If you've ever burst out laughing in a completely silent room, copy and paste into your profile.

If you wish Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan and Kakuzu didn't have to die, copy and paste this onto your profile andadd your name: Sand Siblings Rule, Chocolate random pie10,SakuraAkatsuki101, HiHi-Ai!, Hinata4eva

If you hang out with the guys even though you're a girl, copy and paste!

If you are completely random, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you're conviced Gaara is not emo, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're conviced Sasuke is gay and emo, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you think sasuke is a chicken butt rubber duck really sucks copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, NaruHinaFanboy, KNDfreak,flame naruto, Hinata4eva

If you support Naruhina all the way then copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

I AM GOING TO WRITE A BIT ABOUT MYSELF

AGE-13

NICKNAME-WEIRD EYES

SEX-FEMALE (YES I KNO MY PROFILE NAME IS Hinata4eva BUT ITS ONLY BECAUSE SHE MY FAV GIRL CHARACTER AND SHE REMINDS ME OF MYSELF WITH HER PERSONALITY AND STUFF AND THE ONLY REASON I'M WRITING IN CAPITAL LETTERS IS BECAUSE I'M BORED NOT SHOUTING JUST BORED O_O)

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Naruto Quiz time! Put your favorite 12 characters in no order at all XD

1.Hinata

2.Naruto

3.Shikamaru

4.Kiba

5.Neji

6.Tenten

7.Kankuro

8.Temari

9.Asuma

10.Deidara

11.Hidan

12.Tobi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

no Tenten and Hidan wouldnt go well together, well at least that's what i think.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

YES KIBA IS HOT HE'S ONE OF THE HOTTEST CHARACTERS not like chicken butt (sasuke)

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

well i think shikamaru would kill tobi :( 4 getting his girl pregnant, but i think it would be cute temaxtobi

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

yes one but it was so boring i didnt read any more of it, it was about asumaxhinata

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

no i dont think tenten and naruto would make a good couple, i'm pretty sure if naruto evan got that close to her he would end up in the hosbital.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

five/ten but nejixdei dont think i would read it.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

i'm pretty sure kankuro would scream then faint and then gaara and temari would have to run him to the hosbital.

8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.

summery-he was sitting on the river bank singing softly to himself while washing his golden blonde hair when he burst out crying then HE stepped out from behind the tree he had warm brown eyes and he came over to comfort the blonde what will happen next read to find out! (note i will actually make a deixshika fanfic but only if i get enough people wanting me 2)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

of course theres a temaxhina fluff why wouldnt there b?

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

"my orange masked puppet"

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

no only me but i think shikamaru is sexy!

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?

no not evan i draw them (i'm a crap drawer)

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

no thats just one big gay threesome ew nejixkibaxnaru not the best threesome ppl not evan a girl in there.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

his explosive art.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"girlfriend" by Avril lavinge.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING HINATA GETS RAPED BY TOBI AND THEN TENTEN :O

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"would you like to see what my hands can really do?"

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"lets just say when your head gets chopped off you can see some pretty interesting things..."

20) How emo is Seven?

NO WAY NOT MY KINKY HE NOT EMO!

YOUR REAL NAME: Reanna Louise Jay

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

reaizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Green Snake

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Louise Allunga

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Jayreant

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

BlackTang

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

eyorepe

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Jane

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Blackmarshal

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick.

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff.

Characters Favorite:hinata, tenten, shikamaru, kankuro

Least favorite:sasuke

Crush: SHIKAMARU!

Favorite girl: HINATA

Favorite boy:NEJI

Favorite Kage:GAARA

Favorite villian:Deidara because tobi scares me now...

Least Favorite Villian:orochimaru

Person most like you: hinata because we are both shy and cant confess our feelings to the men we love.

What you think of Choji: HES KOOL AND FUNNY.

What do you think of Ino:I THINK SHE SHOULD B ONE OF THE MINOR CHARACTERS BECAUSE U SONT SEE HER MUCH, but at least she was there 4 sakura in the chunin exams.

What do you thik of Sasuke:(my feelings for him can only be expressed in song!) OH HES A CHICKEN BUTT RUBBER DUCK REALLY SUCKS HEEEEEEESSSSSSSS SAAASSSUUUKKKKEEEEEE!! HES A CHICKEN BUTT RUBBER DUCK REALLY SUVKS HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS SSAAAASSSSUKKKKKKEE!!.

What do you think of Lee:HEESSSSSSS FULL OF YOUTHHHHHHHHH (he's weird)

What do you think of Neji: CUTE HOT SEXY SMART AND JUST 2 DIE 4.

What do you think of Naruto:I THINK HE SHOULD BECOME HOKAGE!

What do think of Oro:OH GO JUMP IN A TREE AND DIE!!

What do you think of Sakura:SHES SAKURA.

What do you think of Hinata:SHES JUST LIKE ME EXCEPT 4 THE LOOKS, SHES MUCH CUTER THEN ME :p

Ino or Sakura:SAKURA

Kiba or Shikamaru:SHIKAMARU IS MINE BACK OFFF HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

Neji or Lee:NEJI BUT HES NOT AS SEXY AS SHIKAMARU!

Tenten or Temari:TENTEN BECAUSE SHE REMINDS ME OF MY FRIEND TONYA

Naruto or Saskue:NARUTO OF COURSE SASUKES A CHICKEN BUTT RUBBER DUCK REALLY SUCKS.

Gai or Kakashi:I HAVE 2 SAY KAKASHI HES JUST SOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER!!

Hinata or Hanabi:HINATA OF COURSE!

Sasuke or Itachi:ITACHI BECAUSE SASUKES A CHICKEN BUTT RUBBER DUCK REALLY SUCKS!

Sharingon or Byakugon:BYAKUGAN!!

Mind or shadow control:SHADOW I LOVE SHADOWS WHENEVER I SEE THEM I THINK OF SEXY SHIKA!!

Fire or Water:WATER BECAUSE I WUV IT.

Air or Earth:AIR!

Favorite Element: WATER

Summon frog, snake, or snail:SNAKE!! EVAN THOUGH ITS OROCHIMARUS AND CHICKEN BUTT RUBBER DUCK REALLY SUCKS SASUKE UCHIHA.

Genjutsu, Ninjutsu, or Taijutsu:GENJUSTSU

Weapon:EXPLOSIVE CLAY!

Chidori or Reasagon:CHIDORI EVAN THOUGH ITS CHICKEN BUTT RUBBER DUCK REALLY SUCKS SASUKE UCHIHAS.

Shadow clone or Transformation:TRANSFORMATION!

Who should Naruto be with:HINATA BELEIVE IT!

Sakura:SASUKE

Sasuke:SAKURA

Ino:CHOJI

Choji:INO

Shikamaru:ME!!

Kiba:HINATA

Hinata:KIBA

Shino:HINATA

Neji:TENTEN

Lee:TENTEN

Tenten:NEJI

Are Ino and Sakura too obbsessed with Sasuke?YEA

Best Sensei:ASUMA

Should Sasuke die:YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!! THE WORD IS YES!!

Which girl looks better post-timeskip:HINATA

What girl looks worst post-timeskip:INO

What guy looks best post-timeskip:KIBA

Which guy looks worst post-timeskip:GAARA HE LOOKS THE SAME :'(

What's the best episode:121 THE KAKASHI CHRONICALS: A BOYS LIFE ON THE BATTLEFIELD PART 2 (KAKASHI GOT SHARINGUN) (SHIPPUDEN)

What's the worst:121 THE KAKASHI CHRONICALS:A BOYS LIFE ON THE BATTLEFIELD PART 2 (OBITO DIED) (SHIPPUDEN)

Funniest:WHEN HIDAN GOT HIS HEAD CHOPPED OFF LOL (SHIPPUDEN)

Wierdest:RUN THE CURRY OF LIFE!! (NARUTO)

Dubs or orginal:DUBBED

Anime or Manga:ANIME

Favorite manga chapter:HAVNT READ MUCH MANGA SO DONT KNOW YET.

least:HAVNT READ MUCH MANGA SO DONT KNOW YET.

Have you seen the movies:WHO HASNT?

Are you a Narutard:OBVIOUSSLY!

if you want to find out your vampire name go to: www.emmadavies.net/vampire my vampire name is Musette Darling Known in some parts of the world as: Bast of The Cursed The Great Archives Record: The cursed and the curser - bringing downfall and ill favour to kings and peasants alike!

16 THINGS TO DO AT KMART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

You know you live

in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

Abortion is just wrong. Every life is precious. Help stop abortion.

Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

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We'll Make It Through by QueenBluePanda reviews
Shikamaru and Temari didn't realize how close they were until Shikamaru was hit with the tragedy of Asuma's death. At the same time Ino seems to make her move. Through it all Temari goes through an issue that changes her life. Can they make it through?
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Naruto Dragon Ascendant by Freedom Guard reviews
Orochimaru thought that using the seal would disrupt the Kyuubi's chakra and render Naruto weak and helpless in the Forest of Death in the Chuunin Exams...little did he realize that in Naruto lies a dormant power...older than all the Kekkai Genkai. Story is now in the ice box, will thaw it when non Naruto stories are updated to my satisfaction.
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Wish for Freedom by intertwined-russian-roulette reviews
As a slave all Zero wanted was to be free again and when Kaname gives him the opportunity will he finally be able to accept his new life. WARNING: RAPE BDSM YAOI AidouXZero, future KanameXZero AU
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,419 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Silver and Bullets by that1girl2 reviews
:: Something breaks between Remus and Sirius in their 5th year... but during the summer, something happens to Remus that changes everything... :: Hurt/Comfort/Romance :: Marauder Adventure plot-twist ::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,008 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/29/2011 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
The Contest of Epic Insanity by Ratt9 reviews
Light wants a Light Saber...he challenges L to a who-can-stay-up-longest contest, and they're allowed to do anything to stay up! Craziness follows! Crackfic. Ended 8/07/2010. Decided to revise it a bit 4/07/2011 .
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Never Been Kissed: What If by Miranell reviews
What if when Dave Karofsky kissed Kurt, Kurt didn't push him away right away? What if Dave got that second kiss in? Would things have turned out the same way? Let's find out...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,302 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Of Perverse Siblings by Xanaischemical reviews
CRACK ONESHOT LOL: Rin walks upstairs to hear something she has hoped for all along... Oh wait, what! Rated M for severe adult themes and yaoi and fangirls and nosebleeds. Heheheh...
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Kaito S., Len K. - Complete
Fish by teal duck reviews
'Certain fish have the ability to change their sex and carry young when it is not typical of their sex.' Ok sooo, this is an mpreg. An Akatsuki mpreg. It's also a KisaIta fic… you figure it out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Satyr by bludormouse reviews
Sanji is a hunter who hates to hunt, in a village encroached by forest that worships the half-deer, half-human creatures dwelling there like demi-gods. It is forbidden to harm these shape-shifting creatures, but Sanji's brother does just that. AU YAOI
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,162 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Zoro, Sanji
The Kiss Redux by Not Poignant reviews
Kurt cannot forget Karofsky's 'kiss' and talks to Blaine about it. Blaine comes up with the idea of a do-over, a redux version, and Kurt thinks this might not be a bad idea. Kurt/Blaine, spoilers through Never Been Kissed, S2 .
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
One's Prize is One's Nightmare by HappyMe-O reviews
For the Panties Contest! Halloween is on its way and the crew wants to join in. What happens when Nami brings back everyone's costumes and one is cursed? R&R SanjixZoro FrankyXRobin- Part two of the Dead Soul Saga.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,090 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Sanji, Franky - Complete
Sweet Tooth by KitsuneFun reviews
Gaara has a problem... he has the king of all sweet tooths however he may have just met something better than any candy. NaruGaa GaaNaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,846 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Moths by Atreyl reviews
Light's seen a lot of strange things in his life. Therefore, one would have deduced that on this particular afternoon, Light shouldn't really have been surprised when L walked into the room with a jar full of moths.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Such as it Ends by Anthraxy reviews
They froze, Deidara's heart pounding madly against his chest as he awaited what sort of thing was to come from the scroll. DeiSaso.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Roles Reversed by Atreyl reviews
My name is Matt. Matt Jeevas. I'm a fourteen-year-old orphan, also a genius. I live in Whammy's. My life was a fine, normal one, until that one night I switched bodies with my best friend.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,488 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Don't Drop The Soap! by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,940 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
She will be loved! by FaolanO.o reviews
by Tara Feary. Kiba is hinata's long time friend, and has always kept his feelings for her a secret...until the day they could save her from making the biggest mistake of her life! KibaHina, hint of SasuHina. NejiTen. Rate M for Smut and Lanuage and Abuse
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,377 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
The Akatsuki Invaded My House by Sweet-Confessions reviews
I wake up one morning with the whole team of Akatsuki in my bedroom. What the heck could have happened and why are they here! Rated M for Hidan's big mouth 83 and maybe a little pervyness...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,002 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Akatsuki
Stay the night by Vampire Vladimir Tod's girl reviews
Shikamaru and Temari just cant stay away from eachother.He may be going out with ino, but things were always diffrent with temari.Based off song 'Stay the night' by mariah carey.R&R & enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Desert Flower by Princess of Thieves reviews
Is your love a lie, too' 'Gaara, stop! It hurts' 'I won't be alone anymore! You will love only me and fight only for me' Sakura thinks she's made a best friends, when she's just sealed her self as his slave. [Gaasaku] [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,936 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Akatsuki Seme Pets by YaoiPhox reviews
Phox is at it again! On my say, she has changed all the Akatsuki semes into animals ! All the Uke's get a shot at being master; Mature for reason! Yaoi! A break from Lasting Partners.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sketches by Ketsueki aka Someone reviews
Yo! This has become a collaboration between Shiro-LinKaiwen and me. Sasori is a popyjopy, and everybody thinks Deidara is a girl. Then Sasori finds out something... Horrible: Deidara is a BOY! He tries to make the blonde fall in love with him. HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,867 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Of Amnesiatic Deers and Insomniatic Birds by Punk Alchemist reviews
Shikamaru has amnesia and insomniac Neji's the one who's been ordered to take care of him... Nejishika with eventual Sasunaru and other pairings. Fluffy. Rated T to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Unabashed by Hyuuga-sama reviews
A brief tale concerning a hot and bothered Nara and his bed-partner, a haughty Hyuuga who is sickly and indisposed. Rated M for sexual references...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Reason To Live by DevilPriestess reviews
She had given up. but he wouldn't let her. Lemon warning, rape, strong situation, drug and prostitution. Hinata is a little OOC in the first chapter. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,919 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Konohagakure Academy for Shinobi and Kunoichi by Talilea reviews
Naruto with an inspired Harry Potter twist. Naruto is an orphaned boy who one day gets a letter that will lead him to the life he never dreamed of. GiftFic for Emi! Yaoi. SasuNaru. Please Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,921 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Evil Naruto by RyuubiNaruto reviews
Well in collage naruto has been felling bad so sasuke is tryin to help but naruto makes a bet with kyuubi will naruto lose or win or go crazy for alone to long or will hinata help possiable lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
I love you by Roxie338 reviews
This is a Gaara and Kankuro one-shot...I don't see why a one-shot lemon would need a summary, but here you go. I hope you like it...actually, I don't care if you do because I wrote this for my best friend...not for my readers. e e
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro
Best Friends by NejiTenLuva reviews
Throw as many kunai's at their friendship's string as you want, not even a Kyuubi's chakra is enough to break their love for eachother. Rated for sexual innuendos, and a wide range of swearing. NejiTen, NejixTenten. ..Summary changed..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,228 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Broken Beyond Repair by Catxisxme reviews
Tenten Mitarashi has a good life. She's pretty, has a great boyfriend, and her mom always stops her dad from hitting her. Suddenly, her life falls apart. Mentioned rape. Rated M for cussing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,488 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Tenten, Neji H.
Playing Is Just So Much Fun by SadisticHumorX reviews
// OCXSASU // CAUTION: LEMON // Kurai and Sasuke always get into awkward positions, and have funny situations, will one lead to a sexual need? //For Azrael13 from Quizilla//
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
After The Battle, The Reward by Wandering Letters reviews
After the battle with Pain, Naruto assists with the restoration of Konoha and a certain pink haired kunoichi prepares to tell him how she feels about him. NaruSaku. Rated M for lemon. R&R People! Takes place if Pain never revived everyone he killed!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,018 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Other News by TheCupcakeMonster reviews
Neji, as the best journalist on the paper, has been sent to report the terrible divorce between Shikamaru and Temari. But as a twist, Shikamaru is also Neji's boss....and he didn't finish the report. However, Shikamaru reacts differently than he expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
The Stupid Mission by InoxShika4ev reviews
Ino and Shikamaru are stuck on a mission for finding a lost scroll. They take a break for the night and what else? ONE-SHOT LEMON-WARNING. ShikaIno InoShika Shikamaru Nara Ino Yamanaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
You Better! by NejiTenLuva reviews
Sadly, due to lack of time and ideas, this is now a Oneshot. NejiTen fluff- T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Impossible by Uchiha-Griffin reviews
Gaasaku! Sakura has to work for a WHOLE YEAR for the sullen Kazekage. At least that's what she thought he was like. Now she finds herself falling in love with him! And will Kankuro ever stop fangirling about the Jobros? The world may never know...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,097 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Torture or Promise by Graceful.Melody reviews
Ino's parties always end up rather weirdly. SakuSasu - ShikaTema - Rated T - Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bite by NavyBlueWings reviews
Two/Three shot. Sasuke, in need of money, agrees to work at Konoha Camp. What looks like the summer from hell turns out to be the most important two months of his life when a certain blond sneaks into his head. SasuNaru, lemon in later chaps. AU. R&R !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,464 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Some solutions are worse than the problem itself by Freakin-Mi reviews
Abandonded story -UraIchi- with a little KonIchi - Ichigo has a mission that goes wrong and he needs a little saving. But that's only where the problems start. YAOI! MAN on MAN romance and smut! HOLLOW on MAN smut! BEWARE! Chapter 5 up!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,156 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara
Boarding Complications by Japawesome reviews
Naruto decided to go to an all boy boarding school. Here he meets and makes alot of new friends. The one person in particular that catches his attention is his roomate, Gaara. Narugaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Sports Shed's And Flash Backs by Sans Fire reviews
you know...this is technically rape." During a sports lesson, Sasuke becomes distressed then Naruto comforts him...in a very small sports cupboard. Romance/humour. Sakura bashing, YAOI SMUT SASUNARU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Forgotten Life by Animee Lover reviews
Tenten is injured on a mission and loses her memory. Will Neji help her remember, and mabye create a few new memories. What will happen if her memory comes back? Will they ever get together? Lemons Neji X Tenten R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,884 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Cold by hidanisahottie reviews
Oneshot: sakura helps gaara get warm, gaasaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Sudden by OpenWings reviews
Shika X Ino. Lemon warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Chili's And Chocolate by Your Pet Peeve reviews
[Oneshot] Tenten's pregnant. She has cravings. What the wife wants, the wife gets. Even if Neji goes insane in the process. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
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conspiracy reviews
i'm no good at summarys so lets just say the gang doesnt know that naruto likes hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Camp Konoha reviews
naruto is trying to find a gf at camp konoha but he isn't the only one there he's seen a girl that he likes but he has competition almost all of the guys and on top of all that its up to the girls if they like any of the guys or not my first story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.