I'm TheNinjagoPegaisister. I am a girl and my pen name is Kueyla Vivien Jacques. I have a FictionPress and my name is K.V. Jacques. Here are things I like to read/write about:
-Ninjago
-MLP:FiM
-Disney
-還珠格格/Return of Princess Pearl (I speak Mandarin)
-Gone With the Wind
-Jane Eyre
-Great Expectations
-My Sister's Keeper
-Little Women

etc.

You may know me as THENinjagoGurl because I caught Ninjago-itis, until the MLP:FiM plague came upon me.

I like Ninjago and MLP:FiM (or My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)*

In case you're wondering, Easterndragon123 is my bestie at school!

IF YOU DO NOT LIKE SOMETHING THAT I WROTE, PLEASE DO NOT REVIEW USING PROFANITY! PM ME AND I WILL CHANGE IT!

I'm awesome because I'm a PEGASISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Bronies for guys pegasisters for girls)

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

I have a FictionPress at www.fictionpress.com. My name is K.V. Jacques, which stands for Kueyla Vivien Jacques. (That's my full name). If you're wondering who the O/C in Master Derpy's newest story, The Hunters, that's me.

JAY AND NYA ARE THE BEST COUPLES!!!!

By the way, call me Akari for I am ZoeythePinkNinja's red hawk. :p

You can email me at theninjagogurl@yahoo.com

-Pick the month you were born in-

January I killed

February I smelled

March I ran naked with

April I jumped

May I ate

June I shot

July I danced with

August I loved

September I kissed

October I robbed

November I slapped

December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana

2 A homeless guy

3 A house

4 A mop

5 Barney the dinosaur

6 A sock

7 A stripper

8 My lover

9 My teacher

10 An iPod

11 A movie star

12 A phone

13 An angel

14 A drunk guy

15 A crack head

16 A pillow

17 A cat

18 A teletubby

19 A hobo

20 Paris Hilton

21 A dog

22 A bird

23 Elmo

24 A rock star

25 My toothbrush

26 A glass of milk

27 The kool-aid man

28 A French fry

29 A lesbian

30 An emo

31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hobo stole my taco.

Black Because the voices told me to.

Pink Because I wanted to.

Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!

Brown because I’m on crack.

Polka dots Because insanity is fun!

Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.

Gray because I’m cool like dat

Green Because big bird told me to.

Orange Because I know kung-fu.

Maroon because I’m a good girl.

Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.

Blue Because that’s how I roll!

Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!

Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.

None Because the aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

I killed a mop because that's how I roll!

Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying.

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.

WHAT AM I?

PREP
You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
You own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 4

GOTHIC
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 3

PUNK
You can skateboard (I SO WISH I COULD DX)
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 2

GEEK
You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You don't care what you look like
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 8 (I am NOT a GEEK! How insulting!)

EMO
You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music (XD)
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
You think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 2

GHETTO/GANGSTA
You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or a lot.
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 1

HARDCORE/SCENE
You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
hair has been died more than 1 color.
Total: 2

ATHLETIC
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number
Total: 4

Month One

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. (XD)

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown at them, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that fool!

"A true boyfriend"

When she walks away from you mad

Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you

Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you

Give her your attention

When she pull's away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder

Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time

Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you

She really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you

Bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret

Keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

Dont look away until she does

When she misses you

She's hurting inside

When you break her heart

The pain never really goes away

When she says its over

She still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweetie?"

If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will:

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

Yeah, like I'm not a girl because my name says so. NOT :( Ain't nobody got time for that!

YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): kueizzle (I like this name!)
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Horse
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): vivien58th
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): jackulaf(?)
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): greensierramist

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1. I am a girl

2. I have black hair

3. I have black/brown eyes

4. I have light skin

6. I LUV Ninjago!

7. You didn't even realize 5 was missing.

8. You're laughing at your own dumbnes now.

9. I'm laughing with you.

10. This is number ten!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

There's something that I found out about Ninjago 2014! ALL NINJAGO LUVERS, SCROLL ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM! PLEASE SEND THIS TO OTHER FELLOW NINJAGO LUVERS!* (Or you can check out my story called Ninjago Luvers Oath! of Chapter 3)

I have to confess, I'm a PEGASISTER! (Brony for guys and pegasister for girls). I LUV MLP:FiM!!!!

If you are or know someone who is crazy, put this in your profile.

If you love animals, put this in your profile.

If you are not brony, but have nothing against bronies put this in your profile.

If you love to read, put this in your profile.

If you find "copy and paste" thingys addicting, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you're curious about why Skipper's Bobblehead Doll wife, Lola, is not in the POM show, post this in your profile. (Honestly, where'd she go?)

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you like Penguins Of Madagascar, post this on your profile.

If you think your friends and family are awesome, post this in your profile.

If you have copy and pasted more than ten things in your profile, post this in your profile.

I'm random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile.

If you think Fanfiction should have an 'OC' Character button- Copy and paste this on your profile

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Edward in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the Jonas Brothers jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing them off, add this to your profile!

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Jacob in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. (Like anime, manga, video games, etc...you get the point. )

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Phew I did it!
1. Hold your breath
2. Go to your profile and add this
3. Still holding your breath
4. If you made it, your a good kisser

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Gerry Sundquist

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

Blue

3. Your first initial?

K

4. Your month of birth?

January

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Chloe

7. Your favorite number?

14

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

I wish I could be a famous author someday.

Are you done?

Yes.

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

37 Things to do in an Elevator:

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

90 of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off!

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you want to run up an escalator while it's going down, copy and paste this into your profile!

IF YOU HAVE BANGED YOUR HEAD ON A RANDOM WALL FOR NO REASON COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped on a chair, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever fallen off your chair, put this in your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are part of the 0. 0000001 percent of people who don't have a Facebook, copy this onto your profile.

If you love writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone ever called you insane or crazy and you laughed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating cuddling!)

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'.

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Stupid laws

In New York-

it is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. (aw man...)

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. (do not invoke the wrath of the slippers police)

In Florida-

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

It is illegal to sell your children. ( well I hope so!)

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (looks like I have to leave my elephant at home)

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. (Shoot, looks like karaoke beach night at the Starbucks is canceled)

In Georgia-

Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. (but where else can you put them?)

Signs are required to be written in English.

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. (at least you don't have to worry about sitting on it)

in South Dakota-

No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. (... not even gonna comment...)

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. (but they're so comfortable)

In Tennessee-

It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. (I don't even know what to say)

No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk. (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'M NEVER GOING TO TENNESSEE!)

Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.

It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. (I think that's up to the frogs.)

In Missouri-

Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. (BOO!)

It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

Dancing is strictly prohibited.

It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. ( why a bucket?)

A milk man may not run while on duty. (RUN, MILK MAN, RUN!)

In Idaho-

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (that's a lot of candy!)

You may not fish on a camel’s back. (A CAMEL! this is not Egypt)

Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. (...)

Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. (WHAT IS WITH THE ANIMALS AND FISHING?!)

In Indiana-

The value of Pi is 3. (what does this have to do with ANYTHING?!)

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (but you can take showers, right?)

It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.

No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor. (did this happen a lot?)

In Alaska-

Clowns beware! (:/ Wow.)

In Kansas-

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. ( they do realize that means neither can move, right? obviously not...)

Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. ( they obviously do not know of Kai's temper)

No one may wear a bee in their hat. (Who would WANT to?)

No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. (Dang.)

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son; people call her a slut and no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat; no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly; no one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a women bald, but they don't know she has cancer. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it.

READ THIS IF YOU CARE:

Everyone is different. Some people assume that because people are different, then they shouldn't be kind to them. Just because someone looks, acts, dresses, talks, or believes differently than you doesn't mean they should be ignored or disrespected, because for all you know, that could be you one day. For all you know, those "different" people are going through the exact same problems you are, or even worse. For all you know, they might be having troubles with their family at home, or they might have their own problems to deal with. Because trust me - we all got problems. A speaker came to my school this week and told us a story:

There was a suicide on a bridge. The investigators looked through the victim's home to look fo clues that might tell them why he jumped. They only found this letter:

"I will go to the bridge. If one person smiles at me on the way there, I will not jump."

Not one person had a smile to give him.

You never know how much a single smile towards someone will brighten up their lives. If you see someone who looks upset, tell them that everything will be okay. If you see someone who is being bullied, stand up for them. If you see someone who is sitting alone during lunch, walk away from the crowd and ask to join them. Just because someone isn't the same as you, it doesn't give anyone a reason to label them as a social outcast. Because honestly, everyone is different. Those people that you call your friends are different than you, but you still hang with them, right? Not one person in this world is the same, but we can all stand together for a common goal. If you agree with this, want to help those "different" people that no one seems to talk to, and will encourage your friends to do the same, then repost this in your profile. Repost this if you care :)

Copy and Paste if you detest Child Abuse

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

"Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues..."

Type your name with your elbow: tghydec mmj nmzsszbgkmbgjmunfrrkm (How da heck did I type THIS?)

Type your name with your nose: ... (My nose is too short to type!)

Type your name with your left foot: theninjagogurl (this is actually better than my elbow!)

Type your name without looking: THENinjagoGurl (OH YEAH!)

Type your name with your face: ... (how DO you type with your face?)

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do in Ninjago

1) I shall not run onto the deck screaming 'the Serpentine are attacking, EVERYWHERE!' then run around in circles waving my arms in the air. (I can't even do it on April Fools Day?)

2) I shall not convince Lord Garmadon that Pokemon are real and that he should requite them for his army.

3) I shall not kick the training equipment and shout 'Is this thing working!?' when I fail the course. (Can I at least curse at it?)

4) Talking to Sensei in a Yoda voice is not funny. (Yes it is)

5) Zane is a Nindroid. Any other term for his "situation" is rude and will earn you punishment. (Okay, that's just rude. His nindroid thing is awesome!)

6) Destroying my alarm clock with my elemental powers is strictly forbidden. (What? You expect me to just get up and hit the snooze button?)

7) Eating Cole's chili is not a punishment. (I love ya, Cole. But your chili is a punishment)

8)When using the Madalion that shows me where the Temple of Light is, I will not shout "Robin, to the Batmobile!" when I find it. (Kay, now I gotta do that)

9) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Sensei says something totally swag and stuns the ninja.(It may not be necessary, but I'm gonna do it anyway)

10) I shall not dress up as Scales, scare the ninja and make them lose their cool. (Can't lose what you never had)

11) Any resemblance between the Ninja and skeletons is simply coincidental. They are not the ninja from the future. (Sure they're not…)

BTW, I wrote this poem oneshot!

We open up a book and read,
our curiousity is full of greed.
Here's a bit of the character you need to know,
and that is why I'm going to tell you so.

When you play with mud and stone,
instead of broken bones.
There is a critter called a mole,
and it reminds me of my crush Cole.

When you laugh while having fun,
the sound of lightning has begun.
And when a clown makes your day,
I speak the name of Jay.

When someone is very protective,
they can turn out to be effective.
If they have messy hair,
a memory of Kai jumps here to there.

When frost chills your toes,
and winter nips at your nose.
You will no longer have any pain,
if you say the word Zane.

When a girl is brave enough,
she can be really tough.
I won't think of my friend Leah,
but the Samurai X Nya.

When a person is destined to be,
the task is hard as you can see.
The task should never to be avoid,
if you follow the model of Lloyd.

As you can see my dear friend,
that we are nearing the end.
Don't worry and be gung-ho,
for this is the story of Ninjago.

YA HAVE MAH PERMISSION TO COPY AND PASTE DIS ONTO YUR PROFILE IF YA LUV NINJAGO IF YA GIVE CREDIT!

Copyright 2013 of THENinjagoGurl*

You're probably going to HATE me for this, but COLE IS MINE! MINE!

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.

Total:7

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 7

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total:5

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

Total: 8

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

Total: 1

I'm more Fire, Water, and Air.

If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

NINJAGO LUVERS OATH!

Whenever I feel the flakes on my nose,

and winter comes around.

When I feel the chill of the weather,

In my mind, Zane will be found.

Whenever I feel overly warm,

or see the glowing flames.

When fire or tempers are around,

I will speak Kai's name.

When the flash eminates through my room,

or I hear the boom that's after.

When lightning is showing itself through the clouds,

Through my mind I hear Jay's laughter.

When look at the sand or trip in the dirt,

and feel the messy ground.

When earth is around me, especially rocks,

In my mind, Cole will be around.

Whenever I find a youthful girl,

who is brave, strong, and kind.

Who is better than others think her to be,

Nya will cross my mind.

When I find a man, old and wise,

who lectures people on end.

Who tries to find the facts in life,

Sensei Wu fills my head.

When a person is dark, and obsessed with power,

who on the inside is kind

who loves family dearly, yet still acts like fighting,

Lord Garmadon invades my mind.

When I find a child, who tries to grow up to fast.

and swears to copy his father.

Who is actually strong at heart,

my mind is what Lloyd will bother.

Wpon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing,

or looking at them with fear

I smile at the snakes, even if they hiss,

and think of the serpentine leaders.

IF U HART NINJAGO COPY AND PASTE DIS TO YUR PROFILE!

ZoeyThePinkNinja

Copy and paste if...

You're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews
You have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, hard, across the face
You've ever talked to yourself
You have ever watched TV, got to a commercial then completely forgot what you were watching
If you sometimes absolutely have to write something.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb or rude

Now let's do some fun stuff!

You say Edward Cullen, I say Kai

You say red and black, I say Blue, Black, Red, and White.

You say forks, I say shurikens

You say Edward and Bella, I say Jay and Nya.

You say Jacob Black, I say the black ninja.

You say Volturi, I say Serpentine

You say "Go to Hell" I say "Visit the Dark Island"

You say rock, paper, scissors, I say rock, paper, clamp.

You say childhood, I say Legos.

You say Hitler, I say the Evil Overlord.

You say school, I say training.

You say, "We're so dead!" I say, "We're so hooped!"

You say home, I say the Bounty.

You say life, I say Ninjago. :3

Put this on your page if you LOVE Ninjago!!!!

If you wanna be a Ninja, copy and past this onto your profile

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. ( I laugh when I get hurt and if you laugh when people get hurt you're welcomed to my gym class.)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.( Sadly I really don't care when I do it!)

Sleep with your socks on at night (when I'm THAT tired.)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I HATE WEARING SKIRTS! Unless I'm wearing legging with them.)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like. (Not really. Unless its church and Spirit Week!)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Wow, I'm actually more GIRLY than BOYISH. That shocked me!

Let's do something FUN!

10 Ninjago characters:

1. Kai
2. Jay
3. Cole
4. Zane
5. Lloyd
6. Nya
7. Sensei Wu
8. Garmadon
9. Misako
10. Overlord

If 1 and 9 fell in love?

I'm telling Garmadon asap!

If 8 and 10 hung out?

Obviously! (Before Garmadon turned good again)

If 1 gave you a Valentine's Day card?

Uh... are you high?

If you saw 7 and 9 wearing their beach outfits?

Am I dreaming? Somebody pinch me!

If 10 proposed to you?

Somebody shoot me!

If 3 makes you pancakes for your birthday?

Uh, thanks?! (I hope his cooking skills improved)

If 3 proposes to you on your birthday?

OH MY SENSEI'S BEARD!!!! YES!!!!

If 4 and 6 start fighting?

What's going on?

If 4 gives you a teddy bear?

Thanks Zane! *hug*

If 1 and 6 were fightning?

They'd probably do that!

If 5 and 4 were related to you?

Um... so I'm related to a robot? Oh my GEEZERS I'm related to the Green Ninja!

If 6 and 8 were flirting on the phone?

First of all, I'M TELLING JAY!!!! Second, why are you talking on the phone when you're on the same ship?

If 3 invited you to his birthday party?

I'm speechless. There's going to be cake, obviously.

When will you not like Ninjago?

Seriously, is this a joke? Hehehe. No I will always LUV Ninjago.

Info about ME, TheNinjagoPegasister!

1. Color hair: Black

1 1/4. Name: Kueyla

1 1/2. Middle name: Vivien

1 3/4. Surname: Jacques

(If you're wondering why I have fractions, I'm glad you're paying attention!)

2. Color eyes: Black/Brown

3. Favorite Food: Spanakopita (Greek food!)

4. Friends: I shan't tell you!

5.Favorite Place to hangout: BEDROOM

5 1/2. Age: 13

6.Number of siblings: 1

7.Favorite Smiley Face: :p

8.Favorite Music Artist: Panic! at the Disco (who here hates JB and 1D? Me!)

9.Favorite Song : Living On a Prayer by Jon Bon Jovi AND the Hurricane by Panic! at the Disco

10.Country I live in: United States!

11.Favorite sport to play: Tae Kwon Do and Dance (It counts.)

12.Favorite sport to watch on TV: I don't watch sports on tv

13.Favorite sports team: I told you I don't watch sports on tv

14.Favorite Color: Blue (same shade of blue as Jay's uniform)

15.Favorite flower: red rose

16.Favorite Book Series: I CAN'T CHOOSE !!!!! (It's so hard)

17.Favorite thing to do: Read

18.Favorite Tree: ???

19.Number of pets: 0

20.What type of animals: None

21.State I live in: Illinois

22.year I'm in: The year 2013 so far! He he...

23.Who I live with: My parents

24.What way I would want to die: Peacefully, I guess???

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, please.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life

If you don't give a damn about being popular, copy and paste this into your profile.

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FnaFcnitoi si Amwseoe you can crack this code, copy this on your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character copy and post this into your profile. Totally!

If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever managed to steal cookies from the kitchen, without getting caught, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you like reading fics, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever had a cute pet, copy and paste this it into your profile.

if you think drugs are for bad people and your a good person copy and paste this it into your profile

DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!!!

listen:
rearrange the letters:

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7 Ways to scare your roommates (This is my absolute favorite)

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you're hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."

11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

12. "Ooooops!

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