WileyWasabihide bio
 I'm an avid reader but I'm utter crap as a writer. My works might as well be Vogon poetry, hence you'll never find anything written by me on this site, aside from the odd review here and there. I only review fics I like, if I don't like a story I just won't review at all. I really hate it when enormously talented writers abandon their fics in the middle. It makes me cry. It is worse than terrible spelling and grammar. It leaves me with a gaping wound in my soul. You people know who you are! Hmmm...what else? I'm twislash crazy. The best thing to ever come of the Twilight series is slash fanfic. I'm seriously addicted. I love guy-on-guy action, Edward/Jasper in particular, but I'm also up for some femslash (esp. Bella/Alice) from time to time. |
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The Cletus Chronicles by Meikela reviews
A series of Cletus POV outtakes from my story, Southern Charm. Yes - Cletus is a cat. : Rated M because apparently Cletus has some language issues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,008 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Edward
Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5103 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3477 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
I'M WHAT? by LateforClass reviews
Jacob impregnates Edward and now they all have to deal with a hormonal Edward, an over protective pack and an angry Jacob, let's not forget the Cullens, nough said, R&R,SLASH, MPREG, Chapter 22 is up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,130 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Jacob, Edward
All I Have Known by DreamingPoet1988 reviews
Complete- Edward has had a hard life, when he is hospitalized then moves in with the father he doesn't know everything he's ever known changes. Book worm Jasper is an outcast and doesn't fit in, boyXboy, human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 65,719 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Expecting by NanaMun reviews
JasperxEdward. An artificial insemination phenomenon and a broken relationship leaves a young man pregnant, single and alone. Will he finally find the love and support he'd been looking for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 147,037 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Potential by Rosmarina reviews
Edward Cullen, journalist for the college paper, has despised jocks since high school. What happens when he’s assigned to interview Emmett McCarty, a decathlon athlete who challenges Edward’s every stereotype? Rate M for language, slash & graphic lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Changes by asphaltcowgirl reviews
Edward and Jake married 18 years ago and are facing the ups and downs of marriage and having kids. slash story and mpreg. don't like don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,067 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 2,530 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Jasper & Edward's High School Reunion by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Jasper liked Lord of the Rings. Edward was into Star Wars. They were best friends, anyway. A line was crossed. Feelings were hurt. They haven't spoken in years. It's time for their ten year reunion. Take out your light saber. You might need it. AH/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,005 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Southern Charm by Meikela reviews
CPD Officer Jasper Whitlock is searching for Mr. Forever, not Mr. Right Now. ER doctor Edward Cullen is just looking to find himself. What happens when their fates cross? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 169,463 - Reviews: 2900 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Seven More Minutes by tuesdaymidnight reviews
A dare one night brings outed high school seniors Edward and Jasper together for a game of Seven Minutes in Heaven, sparking a future that neither had imagined possible. Jasper’s POV. AU/AH/OOC. J/E Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,755 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
To Love You More by hphglover reviews
After Bella breaks up with Edward, Alice becomes her rock. Little did she know that leaning on Alice would turn out to be one of the best things she ever did. Femslash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,628 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Seven Minutes in Heaven by tuesdaymidnight reviews
High school senior Edward just found out that his long-standing crush on classmate Jasper is mutual, but he is mortified that their first kiss may occur inside a closet. Little does he know what that one kiss will ignite. AU, AH, OOC. E/J Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,206 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Unanswered Questions by Sparabella reviews
Resident Geeksper has been lusting after college quarterback, Emmett for two years...Are the two of them really so different? Can they overcome their pasts and find the answers to the unanswered questions they both seek? Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,167 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
Project Seduce Mr Whitlock by rmhale reviews
Edward's life changed the moment he walked into his senior history class. His boring life was turned upside down by his gorgeous teacher and now it was his mission to seduce an unsuspecting Mr. Whitlock. E/J pairing, contains male slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,074 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Rediscovering What Matters by rmhale reviews
A journal that Edward keeps leading up to his wedding detailing how he wants to show Jasper that he loves him in every way. E/J.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 50,596 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Edward, Jasper