Yo. The name is Goldeath. Although I've never tried online writing before, I'm tired of saying I should do this and not do it, so here I am. So for all of y'all who don't like to read over a story twice to get it (like me), are really bored people looking for some spice to add to their lives (like me), or even just love to read good shit (not literally, and like me), I hope my stories actually seem good to you. Soooooo, let me just jump right into this.

I'm New York all the way, and I love this city more than almost anything (except for chocolate, cinammon, and candy, among other things). I've been writing stories and poems for a long time, and for all you people who think that writing poems is a girly thing to do, y'all better grow a pair and try it sometime- it's actually quite fun. I am very athletic, often running or playing football when I'm not writing. (Sigh)-finally. Put one up for done!

I AM BACK!!! Call me idiotic, but I refuse to upload without my computer, which was... incapacitated for some time. But that's in the past now. I know that y'all missed me, but never fear. Goldeath is here.

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5 "Yo Mama" Jokes You Should Remember (and excuse me if I'm sometimes rascist or offensive. It's a habit.)
1) Yo mama so fat that I had to take two buses and three trains just to get on her good side!
2)Yo mama so fat, she fell into love and broke it...
3)Yo mama so fat that when she wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
4) Yo mama so fat that when she had a nightmare, she fell off both sides of the bed! 5)Yo mama so stupid, to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus two times!

Back to back these kill. Take your time, they scar pride for life (add your own. Rarely, these aren't enough).=)
P.S.You can find these jokes in Kyuubi16's Naruto fanfic "The Misadventures of the Akatsuki:Redux". Story is as funny as shit, so ya better go read it.

Favorite Quotes of All Time

Black Canary: Good block, but did anyone see what he did wrong?
Robin: Ooh! Ooh! He hit on the teacher and got served?
Kid Flash: Dude!
-Young Justice

Superboy: So now we take out your trash?
Batman: You had something better to do?
-Young Justice

Superboy: No cape. No tights. No offense.
-Young Justice

Lana: Please tell me that's a smoke grenade.
Archer: Okay. It's not, though.
-Archer

Llama #1: How did you even do this?!
Carl: A dollop of fairy dust.
Llama #1: Carl!
Carl: (intensely) I ripped the tag off a mattress.
Llama #1: CARL!!
-Llamas With Hats

Sam: Dean, there is TEN TIMES as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean: Hey, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns, too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and shoot rainbows out of their ass.
Sam: Wait... there's no such things as unicorns?
Dean: (opens and closes mouth)...That's cute.
-Supernatural

Shawn: It's called surveillance. I surveillate things. I'm a prevailer of surveillarism.
-Psych

Shawn: Hello, I am Shawn Spencer and this is Imhotep, or 'he cometh in peace'. (turns to Gus) Show her your 'cometh in peace' face.
Gus: (tilts his head, smiling creepily)
-Psych

Silva: MARSHALL!!!
Robin: (sigh) What did you do to him now?
Marshall: Glued him to his bed in a very awkward position.
Robin: (high-fives him) Swag.
-Versus (my upcoming story)

Marshall: Well, someone's looking thetic today.
Superboy: Thetic?
Marshall: You know. There's apathtic, sympathetic, pathetic. Sometimes people are just chill and laid-back, a.k.a thetic.
Superboy: (sigh) Now we know where Robin got it from.
-Versus

Lagoon Boy: I don't know what the hell you're so happy about! We just got our asses kicked!
Royce: Ya know, you're the brightest ray of sunshine- in hell. Didn't your mother ever teach you to see the fucking bright side?
-Versus

My OC's for Pokemon, Avatar, and Teen Titans (upcoming)

Pokemon
1) Jack Logan

Height: 6'0
Weight: 162 lbs.
Age: 21
Pokemon Type Preference: Dark
Description: Jack was born in Unova, but moved to Orre when he was five. He then moved to Kanto when he was eleven, meeting Ash on the way. He has a brother, Seth (from the game Pokemon Colosseum), who he left back in Orre and a sister, Iris, who lives with their father, Drayden. Jack and his brother are Arena Masters, and are two of the thirteen most powerful trainers in the Orre region. While his mischievious aura usually marks him as odd, he is a very loyal friend who would battle to the death for his loved ones. He strives to be the World Champion, though he is deemed as "not qualified".

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Avatar: The Last Airbender
1) Loki Zyet
Height: 5'11
Weight: 155 lbs.
Age: 15
Bending Art(s): Shadowbending, Bonebending, Airbending, Waterbending (so far)
Description: A trickster from the Zyet Clan who went to live with Air Nomads when his clan was annihilated at age thirteen. He has an affliction called Bonathiane, or more commonly known as Bone Skin, which allows him to Bonebend, but has also made him shunned by many people in his clan. Some had even gone so far as to pour acid on his eyes, making him blind from age five to eight. Loki has always had to fight for respect, and usually got it because of his superior strength and speed, as well as his mastery of Shadowbending. He was one of the eight Commanders of the Combat Forces in The Zyet Clan, starting when he was eight, a testament to his determination and strength. He has similar capabilities to the Avatar, and can learn all Bending Arts.

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Teen Titans

Heroes
1) Marshall Rhodes
Codename: (former) Blackjack, (current) Apollo
Height: 5'11
Weight: 149 lbs.
Status: Hero
Age: 16
Base: (former) Alabama, (current) Gotham City
Powers: Is a powerful sorcerer in the world, most notable as a master of illusion, and has psychic powers similar to Raven. Is trained in many martial arts and is also a master archer and swordsman. IQ is genius level but, like Wisel, refuses to show it. Marshall and the rest of the Reapers also have above-average strength. He is the "essence" of Death and Robin's close friend.

2) Wisel Rhodes
Codename: The Emperor
Height: 5'11
Weight: 144 lbs.
Status: Hero
Age: 16
Base: (former) Alabama, (current) Gotham City
Powers: He is able to shapeshift into anything (living or nonliving), albeit in a metal form, can control electricity, and, even though it isn't one of his powers, has a Level-12 intelligence. His skin is a pale gray, like Raven's, and instead of being gold like his contacts suggest, his irises are radioactive symbols. He is Marshall's and Silva's "brother".

3) Brooklyn Cain
Codename: (former) Maverick, (current) Heat
Height: 5'11
Weight: 115 lbs.
Status: Hero
Age: 16
Base: Alabama
Powers: Won a deal with Beezlebub, thus was granted control over the ever-burning flames of Hell and demonic powers in general. Used to wield a five-foot long blade called Punisher, two handguns called Heart and Soul, and larger-than-average revolver called Maverick, but when Dante (yes, from Devil May Cry) took over her job as demon hunter, she devoted her time to honing her control over fire to a razor edge. Is a master swordswoman and sharpshooter. Normally, the flames she produces are red-orange, but when enraged, they turn black.

4) Silva LaRuth
Codename: Typhon
Height: 6'2
Weight: 155 lbs.
Status; Hero
Age: 17
Base: (former) Alabama, (current) Mount Justice
Powers: Has complete mastery over the element of water, to the extent that he can pull water out of the air for his attacks. He is part-shark, so he is able to breathe underwater, and has sharp, pointed teeth. His gills are visible at all times, but due to his dominant human nature, they are just slits in his skin. Has super-stength, but it is enhanced when he is in water.

5) Stein
Codename: Frankenstein
Height: 6'1
Weight: 160 lbs.
Status: Hero
Age: 18
Base: San Francisco, California
Powers: Has psychic powers. Stein has super-strength matching Silva's, and has an I.Q of 231 due to experiments he performed on himself. Is an expert at wielding a scythe, as that is his main weapon. Has a huge screw in his head, which he turns when he is agitated or nervous. He is an expert mechanic and often works with Wisel to make inventions for the team. Basically a younger version of Franken Stein from Soul Eater.

6) Royce Lightstriker
Codename: (former) Quantum, (current) Apache
Height: 5'10
Weight: 140 lbs.
Status: Hero
Age: 15
Base: (former) Alabama, (current) Mount Justice
Powers: Control over sound waves (can take and/or mimic the voice of someone, can perform what is known as the "War Cry", and can initiate shockwaves in the ground, among other things). Has super speed and, at certain times, can run at "hyperspeed", which surpasses even the Flash's "Speed Force". He dubs this as "Going Quantum" or "Q-Force", a reference to his old name.

7) Wren Xiaolin
Codename: Xiaolin
Height: 6'1
Weight: 168 lbs
Status: Hero
Age: 16
Base: (former) Alabama, (current) Gotham City
Powers: Superstrength; controls the yin & yang-like energy known as Mehta-Sua. He, along with the other Reapers are Marshall's surrogate family.

8) Zarias Marsa-Rho
Codename: Kodiak
Height: 6'4
Weight: 189 lbs.
Status: Hero
Age: 17
Base: (former) Alabama, (current) Mount Justice
Powers: Bear-human hybrid, like the rest of his clan; superstrength, superspeed, animal-like agility; enhanced senses & high bone density.

9) Blaine Hill
Codename: Deadeye
Height: 5'10
Weight: 144 lbs
Status: Hero
Age: 16
Base: (former) Mobile and Alabama, (current) Gotham City
Powers: Is a Hunter (one who hunts the supernatural), along with two of his brothers; has inhuman reflexes; unerring accuracy. His eyes are Omnioptic, the label that the military gave to all of the children who participated in the "Avenger" program. The eyes have a variety of uses, including scoping, optical laser, thermal vision, and night vision.

10) Raphael Wells
Codename: Ink
Height: 5'10
Weight: 139 lbs
Status: Hero
Age: 16
Base: Mobile
Powers: Has the ability to trail mystical ink from his fingertips, which he can then use to bring whatever he "draws" to life. This ability can be augmented by a magic-infused pen gifted to him from the wizard Shazam, making the ink flow from the pen rather than Ink's fingers. A byproduct of his power is the almost god-like speed his hands can move at while drawing, bringing simple things such as shields to life in less than a second.

Teen Titans/ Young Justice- Teams

1) The Reapers
The Reapers are a team of teenage superhumans. Led by Marshall (Apollo), they specialize in achieving what seems to be impossible, no matter how high the odds are stacked against them.
Members: Marshall Rhodes (Apollo)
Wisel
Silva LaRuth (Typhon)
Brooklyn Cain (Heat)
Stein
...and others yet to be announced.

I will add more OC's and OC teams as I see fit, because I don't want you knowing all of the characters beforehand.

New Story Ideas

The Outlawed
Blue Baron and Paradox: two villains-turned-heroes currently without a purpose in life. However, things are never meant to stay the same forever. When Batman recruits them to lead a new team of covert operatives on missions that require a certain lack of morality, they jump at the chance to finally do something. But can the two get through the day without killing each other first?

Terrastorm
Terra returns home to Russia to be at her sister Dominika's side as she is administered a cure that could save her life. It was all going according to plan... until the bomb detonated, killing her sister and half of the hospital's patients. Standing in the rubble, Terra vows to get revenge and, gathering up three of the most powerful geomancers and earth-based superheroes in the world, declares war on the terrorists who murdered hundreds of her people.

Ink'd-Paint it Black
Ink is a wandering artist and superhero, traveling the world and helping out people and heroes who need it. But, while in Tokyo, he accidentally awakens an old villain that now is not just bent on Japan's destruction, but he wants the whole world to be painted black! Can Ink stop this seemingly invulnerable foe from sparking a one-sided war or will his artistic imagination fall short?

Young Justice:Inception
Artemis Crock- The Point Woman, Megan Morse- The Architect, Conner Kent- The Forger, Wally West- The Tourist, Richard Grayson - The Extractor. When four professionals come together to do a job for an ambitious businessman, they have no idea what they're getting into... or what risks they're taking. Face it guys, the name says it all...