Useless Facts About Me ©

I've spawned 2 beautiful little creatures in the last 5yrs, they keep me centered.

I am without a doubt addicted to the Twilight Saga.

I swear. Like a fucking trooper if the mood strikes me.

Jasper owns my ass.

I dabble in smut. If this offends you, best not read my work.

Write your top ten Twilight characters in no particular
order and answer the questions - no peeking!

1. Jasper
2. Bella
3. Paul
4. Peter
5. Rosalie
6. Carlisle
7. Emmett
8. Charlotte
9. Edward
10. Sam

1. Have you ever read a three/eight FF before?
Paul/Charlotte – Nope, I don’t think there is one?

2. Do you think four is hot?
Peter – 100% fuckable, at least the visual I have of him is!

3. What would happen if eight got one pregnant?
Charlotte/Jasper – That might take some explaining..

4. Do you recall any FF about two?
Bella – Only every FF I read.

5. Would four and five make a good couple?
Peter/Rosalie – I would like to think that Peter would rather smack the bitch right out of Rosalie.
Hardly grounds for a budding relationship.

6. Seven and three or seven and nine?
Emmett/Paul Emmett/Edward – I’ve only just discovered slash… I’m gonna go Emmett and Edward.

7. What would happen if one walked in on two and eight in an awkward situation?
Jasper/Bella/Charlotte – Woo, that’s one hell of a threesome! 2 fuckhot wenches and the walking O? I may have to write that one.

8. Make up a summary of a three/ten FF.
Paul/Sam – Paul’s anger issues get the better of him and Sam seeks help from the Major to get it under control. How does Jasper get Paul to heel? What does Jasper ask of Sam in return?

9. Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff?
Jasper/Charlotte – Sure there is, a little brother/sister bonding time never hurt anyone.

10. Suggest a title for a six/two hurt/comfort FF.
Carlisle/Bella – I’ll Take You There.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one?
Peter/Jasper – Maria gives Jasper all a vampire could ever want or need to keep him by her side but the Major is no normal vampire. Peter is trying to find a way to lure Jasper away from her evil clutches before it’s too late but he only has one thing of value to offer him, will the Major accept it?

12. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Sam – My imaginary Sam isn’t much of a screamer in the heat of the moment but there is sure to be growling and random biting. IF he had to verbalise his thought process at the time I imagine it would be something simplistic like a good old fashion “Fuck!”

13. If you wrote a song-FF about nine, what song would you choose?
Edward - I’ve been meaning to write this one for ages but writing Edward’s pov scares the shit out of me! It has to be Better Than Me – Hinder.

14. If you wrote a one/five/nine FF, what would the warning be?
Jasper/Rosalie/Edward –Rated M for suggestive themes and language.

15. What might be a good pick-up line for four to use on eight?
Peter/Charlotte – What pick up line? He already has her… “Come to Papa”