YO! Peoples! I'll just give a basic introduction of myself. I'm Asian, Have Black hair and eyes, am a tomboy,and love reading. Oh, and you could say I'm a computer nerd.I love music, go to a private school, and hate snobs.I really hate it when it's quiet and awkward and and I can't stand still! I love having fun and try my best to be nice, but like to tease my friends too!ANd one more thing:I luv Randomness!Oh! And here's my japanese name:

山村 Yamamura (mountain village) 歩 Ayumu (walk, deeper meaning: walk your own way

XD cool, right? If you wanna find out yours, got ot this link:

Did you know...
1) If you play a trick on someone once, they will fall for it again as long as you keep a good space of time between the incidents. (Good to know! XD)
2) No matter how many times you pick your nose, the boogers will never go away.
3) You'll be more popular if you try not to act popular than if you try to act popular. (What?)
4) The bigger the house, the bigger the chance of it being haunted.
5) If everyone believes that a wall is not solid, it won't be solid.
6) However, pushing on the wall and saying that it is not solid doesn't help. (Really?)
7) People will be impressed if you use big words.
8) Teenagers will just stare and try to comprehend it. 9) Saying you're a gangster doesn't really mean your a gangster. (NO WAY!! :3)
10) Being a nerd may make you unpopular in high school, but in the future you can order Chicken McNuggets from the popular kids.
11) 10 percent of people will leave this alone.
12) 90 percent will repost this just for the heck of it.

My friend once sent a valentine to one of her ex's. On the outside, it was pink, frilly and girly, on the inside, it was dark red. My favorite part though, was when he read what it said:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

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PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have two choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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нє: уєѕ. αт ℓαѕт. ιт ωαѕ ѕσ нαя∂ тσ ωαιт.

ѕнє: ∂σ уσυ ωαит мє тσ ℓєανє؟

нє: иσ! ∂σи’т єνєи тнιик αвσυт ιт.

ѕнє: ∂σ уσυ ℓσνє мє؟

нє: σf ¢συяѕє!

ѕнє: нανє уσυ єνєя ¢нєαтє∂ σи мє

нє: иσ! ωну αяє уσυ єνєи αѕкιиg؟

ѕнє: ωιℓℓ уσυ кιѕѕ мє؟

нє: уєѕ!

ѕнє: ωιℓℓ уσυ нιт мє؟

нє: иσ ωαу! ι’м иσт тнαт кιи∂ σf ρєяѕσи!

ѕнє: ¢αи ι тяυѕт уσυ؟

нє: уєѕ.

αfтєя тнє мαяяιαgє:
(яєα∂ ιт вσттσм тσ тσρ ℓєανιиg συт тнє ℓαѕт ℓιиє)

Things that annoy me:

1.When people ask me about a seceret, I mean it won't be a seceret anymore if I tell you now would it,buddy??

2.When people use humongous words and sentences like "That is a rather highly amusing sentance which is evidently made from the origins of the blah blah blah" WHen they can just say "Hey that's really funny but we know you stole it of the internet!"

3.When your hurt an someone looks at you and asks: "Are you okay?" No I'm not you Idiot! WHy would I be okay when I'm on the floor bleeding like a maniac??

4.When people talk to themselves in the mirror. Do you think it's called a conversation if a reflection is moving it's lips and looking at you?

5.When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

6.People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

7.When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8.When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.

9.When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer?

10.When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!

11.When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

12.When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?.When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

14.People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

15.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my but when I ask where the bathroom is?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak.

Why do we ((sleep)) in church,
But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God,
but so ((easy)) to Gossip?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting smaller,
But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

80 percent of you wont repost this.

Who I Am

constructed by pink-heronsGAA

I am the tree that everlastingly stood on the mucky ground

I wonder how many fruits and flowers I could possibly engender

I hear the angry wails of the transparent black winds

I see snakes and crocodiles with wings

I want to grow and bloom with gladness

I am the tree that everlastingly stood on the mucky ground

I pretend to play with my roots and be happy in the middle of a storm

I feel the earthly barren ground trembling

I touch the sky a million miles above me

I worry I might break and fall

I cry the people that might be helpless without me

I am the tree that everlastingly stood on the mucky ground

I understand children are the future

I say we're all trees that stand and bring new hope

I dream that I'll never be rooted out from this sterile field

I try to stay strong, firm and true

I hope that every one of you thinks so too

I am the tree that everlastingly stood on the mucky ground

(Note: This is a figurative kind of poem! Hope you get the meaning!)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you have every tripped on a flat surface (you have skill), copy and paste thos into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of teen & pre-teen girls would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower, ready to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5 percent of people yelling "Jump, Bitch!"

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you go crazy every time you get another review, copy and paste this.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:Icewolf13, Papasbookworm, moonray9,Maru-chan, heavenlywolfdemon, AkUrO HaChIrObEi, RubiXXchocolateloverXXanimefan, hollyshort75

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

A best friend is someone who yells in the hall I LOVE YOU!!
not caring that people think your a lez.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If every time you here a High School Musical 1 and/or 2/or 3, Hannah Montana, or any other Disney channel song you want to bleed from the ears, put this on your profile.

If you have weird friends put this on your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile

If you ever felt the need to stop copying and posting these things but just can't help but keep it up, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Ritsuka Elric, LUNAR-W0LF (Hehe... I do that everywhere...), TheNextAliceOwO (HAHAHA My friend and I did it TWICE at the same time on the same day) Brazzette..(sigh in school...lolz), Hinamori Rin (Uggh it happens every week!), Hollyshort75 (dude I'd win a million medals in the Olimpica for this; and im proud of it!)

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile. ... How does that work out...?If you have ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this to your profile.SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile.If you have ever said something that has

nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

if you think rap is the most awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if your trying to be an Author.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

If you want to sue both Disney and Nick for various reasons, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you agree that it is SO unfair that all good looking guys are either: in your head, in a manga, a vampire, taken, or two or three of the above, copy and past this on your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate copy and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever gotten fifteen minutes into a horror movie and then insisted that it be turned off, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you draw anime/manga paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if women should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you love ice cream, copy this and paste this into your profile.

If you strongly support women's rights, copy this and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate those bitchy people, copy and pasteIf you are tired of politicians who ruin countries, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you draw anime/manga paste this onto your profile.

:) This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he could see the world.And find out how to dominate it. Mwuhahahahaha

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P

If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, C&P this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that unicorns stabbing unicorns can actually happen, copy and paste this into your profile.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile. Tsukiyomi Ikuto, Len Kagamine, Souma Kukai, and other hot anime guys.

Reasons I hate Snobs:

1.They think they are the Best

2.They think their irrisistible

3.They think money can buy anything

4.They are horrible listeners (I know that sounds lame,but trust me, it's a long story)

Here are some sayings that I like:

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Always remember that you are absolutely positively unique. Just like everyone else.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

99.9 Percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name

If Barbie is so popular and great why do we need to buy her friends?

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math

It's lonely at the top; but you do eat better

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "Smart"Campers: Natures way of feeding mosquitoes

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

As long as there are tests there will be prayer in public schools

Nuke the wales

We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Than things get worse

Be nice to your kids. They'll chose your nursing home

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

75.8 percent of people are afraid of clowns

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Got a problem with me? Solve it.

Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoe.

Can't stand me? Then sit down.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

my mom recently told me not to run down the steps. she didn't say i couldn't run UP them.

It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.

When you have kids of your own, you forgive your parents.

DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now

Adults are just kids with money.

A good friend will wipe your tears when you get rejected, but a best friend will prank call the boy and say, "You will die in seven days!"

"Real artificial bacon bits" Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go out and buy myself some real-fake bacon bits. Not just fake-fake, real-fake

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe

I used up all my sick days so I called in dead.

Illegal Aliens Welcome!

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

A celebrity is a person who works hard to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

They say that behind every successful man stands a woman. Could it be that in front of that woman, stands a man who keeps getting in her way?

Sometimes I go off into my own little world... But that's okay; they know me there

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?"

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

When we got into office, the thing that surprised me most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

Before you get angry at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

A diplomat is a man who says you have an open mind, instead of telling you that you have a hole in the head.

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

When all else fails, read the directions.

Welcome to Hell...Here's your accordion.

He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.

Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.

The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.

Happiness can't buy money.

True friends always stab you in the front.

I'll have to think twice about it before I give it a second thought.

There is more to life than increasing its speed.

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.

The meek shall inherit the Earth after we're done with it.

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids and a mortgage.

Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.

Conscience: What hurts when everything else feels so good.

Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!

You're schizophrenic? Gee, that makes four of us.

Why is the word 'Abbreviation' so long?

If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

Skydiving - Good to the last drop.

If a tree fell on the florist, would he make any sound?

A penny saved is a congressional oversight.

Error. Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue...

A day without sunshine is like ... night.

Floggings will continue until morale improves.

All's well that ends.

It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.

An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

Dyslexics of the world untie!

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense.

Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.

Now for some silly quotes-

"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
- Benny Hill

"A friend is someone who's there when he needs you"
- Anon

"Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours."
- M. Berle

"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."
- Joseph Heller (Catch 22)

"Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law."
- Hubert Humphrey

"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do."
Ronald Reagan

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"
- Anon

"I can see clearly now, the brain has gone"
- Anon

Spit happens (on a baby's bib)

"I am nobody
Nobody is perfect
Therefore, I must be perfect!"
- Anon

"Some people say that one's personality is reflected off of their car... Well, I have no car."
- Anon

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPS

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really fucked up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad...here’s a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, “I’M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste!"

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

How you know you are obsessed with Shugo Chara!

1. You can't help but feel sick whenever you eat eggs.

2. You have written at least one Shugo Chara fanfic.

3. You can sing all the openings and endings in English and Japanese.

4. Can't help but defend cross dressers.

5. You start to talk like your favorite characters(I say desu, nya, and ehhhhhhh? a lot now)

6. You're love of cats and violins has just doubled.

7. You have all the books.

8. You have at least one Shugo Chara item off ebay.

10. You have said 'My own heart:unlock!' in public.

11. You have charas.

12. You have drawn a Shugo Chara picture.

13. You can name all the characters from memory.

14. You have seen all the episodes.

15. You check youtube all the time for new Shugo Chara amvs

16. You have tried to cosplay as one of the characters.

17. You start to pick up Japanese words from the show.

18. You are aware that Shugo Chara is being turned into a musical.

19. You can do Bala-Balance.

20. You would copy and paste this list on you're profile.

10 signs that you are addicted to Shugo Chara:

1. You suddenly can't eat eggs.

2.If someone says 'prince', you run for a bucket.

3. You become suspicious if your 'girl' best friends. Are REALLY are girls?

4. Locks and keys remind you of something...

5. A guy wearing an outfit, playing the violin...o shoot, RUN!!

6. You like cats more. Especially dark ones.

7. You start carrying your bag like Amu

8. Choose a sport? Well, obviously soccer. Wait no, basketball. Soccer? Basketball? ARGHH!!

9. A concert? Is Utau singing? No? Well then, forget it!

10. You're reading a book. You see a question mark... and you run out of the room, screaming.

Reasons why girls are the best

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies... you get the point.

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people still find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We can have men do what we want by mearly unbuttening our shirts.

Please think:

Before teaching a cat to talk.

Omg i love reading this! xD

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

What I wish I’ve known sooner: Copy and paste this to your profile and add something to the list!

· Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking.

· Don't show off driving, if you want to race go to Indianapolis.

· Excuses never please anyone but the person giving them.

· Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.

· There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

· Don't let what others think decide who you are.

· Stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone

· You can know someone better in a moment of honesty than you ever can in a lifetime of lies.

· Don't let your life wait for other people.

· Dropping a cellular phone in a bathtub full of water kinda will kill the phone.

· Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple.

· Don't ever fall in love with someone more than 1,000 miles away, it usually doesn't work. (coughcoughmistcoughcough)

· If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!

· If you fall on your friends rollerblades and end up with a huge scar on your leg from falling, don't use the same friends rollerblades again when you have brand new pants on!

· What does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger.

· Speaking in public gets easier with practice.

· Don't do cheers off a diving board.

· Ten years from now (or sometimes even next year) what we freak out about or are embarrassed by won't matter.

· Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up.

· When in doubt, duck. When certain don't bother, cuz you're already screwed.

· If your teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero for the test grade, he means it. Really.

· Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.

· Nothing is ever too good to be true.

· Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.

· You REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable.

· If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!!

· If he doesn't respect you, he's not worth any of your time.

· Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world!

· You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.

· Hair is flammable. VERY flammable.

· Never ever trust your friend with a scissors against your hair.

· White cats/dogs don't mix with black clothes.

· Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny.

· You never know when you're making a memory.

· If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine.

· If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be GREAT!

· Kissing is the most fun thing. Dancing is almost as fun.

· Chose your friends carefully, you are what they are.

· There are two kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes. Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be...and everyone is a little of both.

· Milk crates make boring pets.

· Never pierce your belly button in the dark...or with a safety pin.

· Never, ever, EVER let someone of the opposite make you compromise your standards. Never.

· Truly anything is possible when you follow your heart. The sky is no longer the limit.

· God doesn't make junk.

· Mistakes...we all make them. Sometimes if we're lucky, an eraser will do the trick, we can rub it across the page, wipe away the dust, and all that's left of our careless mess is a hardly noticeable smudge. But some mistakes can't be erased, no matter how old or young we are.

· When you're 14 and don't even have your temps don't try driving...especially when all your friends are around watching.

· Dance like no one is watching.

· Write like no one is gonna read your words.

· BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway.

· Don't say something you wouldn't want your parents, God, or your crush to hear.

· Even before you say sorry (volunteer or otherwise), think about how you would feel in their shoes. THEN you can properly say sorry

· If you find out your boyfriend has been cheating on you, don’t go up to him in public, yell at him, and then slap him; it will make both of you look bad. Alternative: Talk with him, alone. And if you find out that he’s been cheating on you for more than a month, then slap him as hard as you damn well can. -Storm Midnight

· Never jump over a hurdle without experience or supervision, It hurts! - Mist Lionshade

· If you yell at your older (male) sibling , but you don’t physically fight with him, you're scared of him. If he yells at you, but doesn't physically fght with you, he is a wimp and you have the right to call him a . - Light Mischief

· It takes someone great to give me a real smile on my face. - Littlewhisker

· It takes someone even greater to make you cry. - Littlewhisker again.

· Cats make better friends than friends do. They can be forced to sit there and listen and won't complain, they can purr you to sleep, and they're great for when you want to cut yourself but can't find anything better than a butter knife. Not that you'd ever need them too. - Commander Gecko S.

- Heads up really means heads down...trust me i have experience. Snowfeather

-Look at the door to see if it say push or pull! (my mom should know that by now...) Lonekit

-Don't ever procrastinate when you have one and half months to do 18 projects, or you'll end up rushing. Nuts, that means no fanfiction... : ( Lonekit again.

-If their mad, go away. Its better then being blamed when all you did was stand their innocently. Trust me on this one. Its better then staying. Sadly, I know a lot about it -YokoTenshi-Chan

· If your mad go get your cat and talk about your feelings! =D ~Fate-Chan (Seriously a joke)

If you are like any of the following , then you are most like:

Hinamori Amu

-You're the older sibling

-You use an outer character

-You have a lot of crushes or a harem

-You have a reverse harem

-You have a lot of friends (X)

-You're kind of wishy-washy and don't know what your dream is

-You want to be normal

-You care about your friends

-You don't like the occult

-You're often associated with the colors/ Your favorite colors are red, black, magenta/pink, and white.

Mashiro Rima

-You're an only child

-You don't like being an only child or wouldn't want to be an only child

-You're short for your age

-You come off as cold and distant to people(Sometimes)

-You (secretly) like comedy

-You aren't very athletic

-You're protective of your friends

-You can be suspicious of your best friend's friends when they act strangely

-You're not quite ready for love

-Your favorite colors are/ you're often associated with the colors red, orange, and white.

Hoshina Utau

-You're the younger sibling

-Your older sibling is important in your life

-You like to sing

-You like to compete

-You're very stubborn/ it's hard for you to be honest

-You think it's important to eat and get energy

-You have a big appetite

-You like to eat ramen

-You can make your stage anywhere you go

-You're often associated with the color/Your favorite color is purple

Yuiki Yaya

-You're the older sibling

-You wish you were an only child

-You like sweets

-You are known to be a matchmaker/shipper around your friends

-You like cute things

-You read a lot of manga

-You like to be the center of attention

-You hate when people fight

-You like being the youngest of your friends

-You're often associated with the color/Your favorite color is pink

Tsukiyomi Ikuto

-You're the older sibling

-You secretly care about your little sibling

-You'll go out of your way to keep the people you care about out of danger

-You like teasing your crush

-Your crush thinks you're a pervert

-People often compare you to a cat

-You're stubborn

-You don't tell people about your pain and troubles

-You're protective of your family

-You're often associated with the colors/ Your favorite colors are midnight blue and black

Hotori Tadase

-You're the only child

-You have held a grudge for a long time

-You have a rival in love that you despise

-You like dogs

-You're a very sweet and shy person

-You want power

-You have a secretly spoiled character

-You hate when people call you 'prince'

-You are bad at making speeches

-You're often associated with the colors/Your favorite colors are sky blue and yellow

Fujisaki Nagihiko

-You're an only child

-Your parents expect a lot out of you

-You have long hair

-You are one of the tallest people out of your friends

-You like dance

-You like basketball

-You are a secret flirt

-You have slight romantic feelings for your friend of the opposite sex

-You have crossdressed before (X) ( Does walking around as boy with my friends count?

-You're often associated with the colors/ Your favorite colors are blue and purple

Count: 6

Souma Kukai

-You're the youngest sibling

-You like to play sports

-You like competition

-You have a thing for older men/women

-You like to try different things

-You like ramen

-You're very easy going

-You are considered to be the big brother/sister of all your friends

-You are the oldest of all your friends

-You're often associated with the color/Your favorite color is green

Count: 5

Sanjo Kairi

-You're the younger sibling

-You often take care of your older sibling

-You take martial arts/kendo/karate, etc

-You're tall for your age

-You're very serious and blunt

-You wear glasses

-You are good at making observations

-You use advanced vocabulary in everyday speech

-You like sticking to a schedule

- You're often associated with the color/ Your favorite color is green

16 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would Girl: Would you you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Here are some of my favorite bands/artists:

Selena Gomez

Demi Lovato

Venessa Carlton

Drew Seeley (Did I spell that right?)

Here are some of my favorite songs by Slena Gomez:

Bang a Drum

You caught my eye and I'm tryin' to holler at 'cha
You're walkin' by and I trip on the furniture
I'm on a ride that won't stop movin'
And I don't know exactly what I'm doin'

I see you shake, shake and I'm spinnin'
It's like I won the race, yeah I'm winning
I'm all dizzy when you're here with me
So let's bring the heat

'Cause there ain't nothing to it, just got to do it
You've got to own it, own it

Welcome to the beat of your own drum
And you got it like that, burn it up like that
Welcome to the beat of your own drum
If you got it like that, yeah, it's hot like that

Eh, eh, yeah, I'll will make you say, eh, eh
So bang a drum, bang a drum

You got me floatin' ten feet off the ground
It's like whoa, I'm not backin' down
My hearts pumpin' and it's workin' over time
I got the crazy butterflies

We're doin' it right when we're together
With you by my side it only gets better
Your on my team, we got it figured out
It's you and me no doubt

There ain't nothing to it, just got to do it
You've got to own it, own it

Welcome to the beat of your own drum
If it's hot like that, burn it up like that
Welcome to the beat, you gotta dip it down low
If you got it like that, yeah, it's hot like that

Eh, eh, yeah, I'll will make you say, eh, eh
So bang a drum, bang a drum
Yeah, bang a drum, turn it up, bang a drum
Yeah, bang a drum, turn it up, bang a drum

You caught my eye and I'm tryin' to holler at 'cha
You're walkin' by and I trip on the furniture
I'm on a ride that won't stop movin'
And I don't know exactly what I'm doin'

I see you shake, shake and I'm spinnin'
It's like I won the race, yeah I'm winning
I'm all dizzy when you're here with me
So let's bring the heat

There ain't nothing to it, bang a drum
Just got to do it, bang a drum
You've got to own it, own it

Welcome to the beat, you gotta dip it down low
If you got it like that, burn it up like that
Welcome to the beat of your own drum
If you got it like that, yeah it's hot like that

Eh, eh, yeah, I'll will make you say, eh, eh
So bang a drum, bang a drum
Yeah, bang a drum, turn it up, bang a drum
Yeah, bang a drum, turn it up, bang a drum
Bang a drum, turn it up, bang a drum
Yeah, bang a drum, turn it up, bang a drum

Tell me something I don't Know

Everybody tells me,
That it's so hard to make it,
Yet so hard to break it,
And there's no way to fake it,
Everybody tells me that it's wrong what I'm feeling,
I shouldn't believe in,
The dreams that I'm dreaming,

Everybody tells me,
That it's so hard to make it,
Yet so hard to break it,
And there's no way to fake it,
Everybody tells me that it's wrong what I'm feeling,
I shouldn't believe in,
The dreams that I'm dreaming,

Tell me, tell me, tell me,
Something I don't know,
Something I don't know,
Something I don't know,
Tell me, tell me, tell me,
Something I don't know,
Something I don't know,
Something I don't know.

How many inches in a mile,
What it takes to make you smile.
Getcha not to treat me like a child, baby.

Tell me, tell me, tell me,
Something I don't know,
Something I don't know,
Something I don't know.

Tell me, tell me something I don't know,
Tell me, tell me something I don't know.

Everybody tells me I don't know what I'm doing,
This life I'm pursuing,
The odds of me loosing.

Everybody tells me that it's one in a million,
More like one in a billion,
Or one in a zillion. I hear it everyday,
I hear it all the time,
I'm never gunna amount to much,
But they're never gunna change my mind.
Oh!

Tell me, tell me, tell me,
Something I don't know,
Something I don't know,
Something I don't know,
Tell me, tell me, tell me,
Something I don't know,
Something I don't know,
Something I don't know.

How many inches in a mile,
What it takes to make you smile,
Getcha not to treat me like a child, baby.

Tell me, tell me, tell me,
Something I don't know,
Something I don't know,
Something I don't know,

Are you ready for it?
Yeah I'm ready for it.
Really ready for it?
Yeah I'm ready for it.
Let's get ready for this.

I'm on my way,
I know I'm gonna get there someday,
It doesn't help when you say,
It won't be easy. Tell me, tell me, tell me,
Something I don't know,
Something I don't know,
Something I don't know,
Tell me, tell me, tell me,
Something I don't know,
Something I don't know,
Something I don't know.

How many inches in a mile,
What it takes to make you smile,
Getcha not to treat me like a child, baby.

Tell me, tell me, tell me,
something I don't know,
something I don't know,
something I don't know,
Tell me, tell me, tell me,
something I don't know,
something I don't know,
something I don't know,
Tell me, tell me, tell me,
something I don't know,
something I don't know,
something I don't know.

How many inches in a mile,
What it takes to make you smile,
Getcha not to treat me like a child, baby.

Tell me, tell me, tell me,
something I don't know,
something I don't know,
something I don't know!

Naturally

How you choose to express yourself
It's all your own and I can tell
It comes naturally, it comes naturally

You follow what you feel inside
It's intuitive, you don't have to try
It comes naturally, mmmm it comes naturally

And it takes my breath away
What you do, so naturally

You are the thunder and I am the lightning
And I love the way you know who you are
And to me it's exciting
When you know it's meant to be
Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
When you're with me, baby

Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
Bay bay baby

You have a way of moving me
A force of nature, your energy
It comes naturally (You know it does)
It comes naturally
Mmmm yeah

And it takes my breath away (Everytime)
What you do, so naturally

You are the thunder and I am the lightning
And I love the way you know who you are
And to me it's exciting
When you know it's meant to be
Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
When you're with me, baby

Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
Bay bay baby

When we collide, sparks fly
When you look in my eyes, it takes my breath away

You are the thunder and I am the lightning
And I love the way you know who you are
And to me it's exciting
When you know it's meant to be
Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
When you're with me, baby

Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally
Bay bay baby

(Naturally)
Naturally x5
Bay bay baby

(Naturally)
Naturally x5
Everything baby comes naturally

Falling Down

You're falling down, down, down, you're falling down.

What's out of place when you look into the mirror?
The truth is blurry but the lies are getting clearer
Your eyes are fixed, your smile is so elastic
You gave me roses but they're all just made of plastic

It won't be long my darling
Pick up the phone
Nobody's on it
Where are your friends now baby
How are the ones supposed to be there for

You (you)
When you're falling down
The world starts spinning out
You (you)
When you're falling down
Now it's not all about
You (you)
When you're falling down
You know I'll be around
When you're falling down, falling down

Smile for the camera, everybody's looking at ya
Smile for the camera, cause they're all about to trash ya
Smile for the camera, camera, camera, smile for the camera
Who's gonna catch ya?

You (you)

You (you)
When you're falling down
The world starts spinning out
You (you)
When you're falling down
Now it's not all about
You (you)
When you're falling down
You know I'll be around
When you're falling down, falling down

Smile for the camera,
Everybody's looking at ya.
Smile for the camera
'Cause they're all about to trash ya.

Here are some of my favorite Demi lovato songs:

This is Me

Always been the kind of girl
That hid my face
So afraid to tell the world
What I've got to say

But I have this dream
Right inside of me
I'm gonna let it show
It's time to let you know
To let you know

This is real, this is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now
Gonna let the light shine on me

Now I've found who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I wanna be
This is me

Do you know what it's like
To feel so in the dark?
To dream about a life
Where you're the shining star

Even though it seems
Like it's too far away
I have to believe in myself
It's the only way

This is real, this is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now
Gonna let the light shine on me

Now I've found who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I wanna be
This is me

You're the voice I hear inside my head
The reason that I'm singing
I need to find you, I gotta find you

You're the missing piece I need
The song inside of me
I need to find you, I gotta find you

This is real, this is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now
Gonna let the light shine on me

There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I wanna be
This is me, this is me

Now I've found who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I wanna be
This is me

Two Worlds Collide

She was given the world
so much that she couldn't see
and
she needed someone show her,
who she could be
And she tried to survive
wearing her heart on her sleeve
but I needed you to believe

You had your dreams, I had mine
You had your fears, I was fine
showed me what I couldnt fine
when two worlds different collide

La dee da dee da

she was scared of it all, watching from far away
she was given the role, never knew just when to play
and she tried to survive
living life on her own
Yeah, always afraid of the trone
but you've given me strength to find home

You had your dreams, I had mine
you had your fears, I was fine
showed me what I couldnt fine
when two worlds different collide

She was scared
unprepared
left in the dark
Falling apart
I can survive
with you by my side
we're gonna be alright
this is what happens when two different worlds collide

You had your dreams, I had mine
you had your fears , I was fine
showed me what I couldnt find
when two worlds collide
la dee da dee da

You had your fears , I was fine
show me what I couldnt find
when two worlds different collide
when two worlds different collide

Here are some of my favorite Vennessa Carlton songs:

A thousand Miles

Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound

Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making a way
Through the crowd

And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder...

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
Tonight

It's always times like these
When I think of you
And I wonder
If you ever
Think of me

'Cause every thing's so wrong
And I don't belong
Living in your
Precious memory

'Cause I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder...

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
Tonight

And I, I
Don't want to let you know
I, I
Drown in your memory
I, I
Don't want to let this go
I, I
Don't...

Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound

Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making a way
Through the crowd

And I still need you
And I still miss you
And now I wonder...

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass us by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you...

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
If I could
Just hold you
Tonight

Here are some some of my favorite Drew Seeley songs:

Just that girl

She's (that girl)
I know it she's (that girl)
I know it

Sometimes it feels like
everybody wants
something from me
But don't understand
I can only be one person
That's Joey
Got game got fame
got everything in this world i need
(but the girl) I don't know her name
cause I've only met her in my dreams
But I'm gonna find her cause she's

Chorus

just that girl
the one that's dancin through my mind
just that girl
the girl that I've been tryna find
just that girl
her style is crazy she's a dime
and it's almost like i can see her
she's just that girl

Something happens when you groove
earth beneath you starts to move
It's so bad I'm lookin at you
(cause you are that girl)

crazy how you work that frame
you and me we could change the game
what's your secret what's your name
(that girl)

to me you are a star
when you move you're off the charts
you've already won my heart
(that girl)

you with me you're the star
you don't have to play the part
you can be just who you are

Chrous

cause you're just that girl
the one that's dancin through my mind
just that girl
the girl that I've been tryna find
just that girl
her style is crazy she's a dime
and it's almost like I can see her
she's just that girl

Yes she know she's (just that girl)
she know she's (just that girl)
that girl baby just that girl

she know she's (just that girl)
she know she's (just that girl)
that girl baby just that girl

Bridge

Just that picture in my mind I see
And i can't wait for the day we meet
baby we'd be so fly baby just you and I
i wanna give you the world cause you're

Chrous

just that girl
the one that's dancin through my mind
just that girl
the girl that I've been tryna find
just that girl
her style is crazy she's a dime
and it's almost like I can see her
she's just that girl

she know she's (just that girl)
she know she's (just that girl)
that girl baby just that girl

she know she's (just that girl)
she know she's (just that girl)
that girl baby just that girl

the one that's dancin through my mind
just that girl
the girl that I've been tryna find
just that girl
her style is crazy she's a dime
and it's almost like I can see her
she's just that girl