AS OF JULY 1, 2015: I AM STARTING OVER. I AM COMPLETELY REVAMPING MYSELF AS A PARODY WRITER.

Welcome! This whimsical fantasy land is known as the Land of Sarcasm, where I am the Supreme Dictator. Please help yourself to any appetizers and refreshments. Do make yourself comfortable, as you will never leave this place.

I'm just kidding.

Hey everybody, I'm AlexAmericus, but refer to me as Alex. I'm a sarcastic little hermit that has nothing better to do in their life other than go on the Internet, watch silly paranormal shows for the laughs, and craft stuff for my own therapy. I'm a commentator and parody writer. If I'm a part of the fandom, most likely it will be spoofed or I will forcibly insert myself into the universe to screw things up.

Fandoms:

-Harry Potter

-The Hobbit/The Lord of the Rings

-Mortal Kombat

-Avatar The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra

-Assassin's Creed

-Various YouTube personalities