Ma Da Account, Bruv

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8118423151811 = 98 percent
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11141523125475 = 96 percent
but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
120209202145 = 100 percent
and,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2211212198920 = 103 percent
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1191911919199147 = 118 percent
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

"If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name
A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the crap out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very flirtatious.
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times ANNABELLE

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM

But he didn't answer any questions WRONG!!!

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? A. His last battle.

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? A. At the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? A. Liquid.

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? A. Marriage.

Q5. What is the main Reason for failure? A. Exams.

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? A. Lunch & dinner.

Q7. What looks like half an apple? A. The other half.

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become? A.It will simply become wet.

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping? A.No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands

Q12.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Anyway you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack

After reading this the, Examiner Fainted!

My Gorey Demise

A-Drowned In A Pool

N-Pummled By Fists

N-Pummled By Fists

A-Drowned In A Pool

B-Eaten By Ghouls

E-Buried Alive

L-Bled And Bled

L-Bled And Bled

E-Buried Alive

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

I'm going to make a story about my Hetalia OC Mauritius, very soon, so... wait until you read it!