DISCLAIMER: Note that all characters, plots, ideas, etc. for Twilight all belong to Stephanie Meyer. The idea for Snagged, however, is my own.

The same goes for my Romeo and Juliet story. I'm obviously not Shakespeare otherwise I'd be at least 300 years old. That also means that I am not a vampire. (Dang it)

AN (I have Author's Notes on my own profile. I know, dumb.): If you have entered my profile then you may want to know a little about me. Well, if that is the case then I encourage you to read the warning before proceding.

WARNING: PROCEDE WITH THE UPMOST CAUTION. THE FOLLOWING IS SO MONOTONOUS THAT IT MAY CAUSE THE READER TO SLIP INTO A STUPOR OR DEEP SLEEP OUT OF BOREDOM. THE FOLLOWING COULD HAPPEN TO READERS WHO PROCEDE: HEAD LOLLING ONTO THE KEYBOARD WHICH, IN TURN, COULD CAUSE ELECTROCUTION WHEN DIBBLE REACHES THE CONFINES OF THE KEYBOARD. SLIPPING OFF YOUR CHAIR WHEN "ROLLING OVER" IN YOUR SLEEP IS ANOTHER SIDE EFFECT YOU WILL HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR BECAUSE IT COULD BE SLIGHTLY EMBARASSING WHEN YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO THE DOCTOR HOW YOU BROKE YOUR ARM/LEG.

READERS CONTINUE AT OWN RISK.

My name is Jemima (I hate it, then again, I hardly ever hear it used except at home - I have so many nicknames it's not funny!) and I live in Cairns, Australia with my two parents, spastic Cocker Spaniel, Mango and two self absorbed cats, Molly and Charlie. I am 16 and in Grade 11. I had expected it to be really scary and full on, but so far it's not too bad. I do dancing (tap and ballet) and have been since grade 1 but my other hobbies are reading, driving my neighbours insane with my obsessive practising of the flute, teaching myself the piano and I just recently began writing - if you would beleive it, Snagged is my first attempt at story writing, I've never been interested before (Please, please, please read and review my story! I'm getting desperate people! I don't even care if the comments bad!!).

I am one of the craziest Twilighters at my school and my school is pretty big, well, for nothern queensland anyway. I have exactly 560 wallpapers dedicated to Twilight on my phone (no jokes!), and also own the Twilight soundtrack and score CD's, the movie and (obviously) the books. My bedroom wall is also plastered with various Twilight posters from magazines.

Book: Twilight series, Harry Potter, Vampire Academy, Evernight, Inheart, The Moorehawlk Trilogy, Percy Jackson series

Movie: Remember Me is one of the best movies I've seen in a long time although it has a tragic ending (not telling you what it is). And I don't just love because it stars Robert Pattinson (Though it does help). I reckon it has an awesome story line and Tyler's (Main character) relationship with his little sister is so sweet. Frankly, I think those critics should go stick their critisism up... somewhere. Also love Twilight (Obviously), Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and The Lightening Thief, Alice in Wonderland (Johnny Depp is awesome!), Sherlock Holmes (Saw it 3 times at the movies and own the soundtrack)

Colour: Lime Green, Blue

TV show: THE MENTALIST!! Two and a Half Men, Top Gear, QI

Bands: Muse, Linkin Park, Eskimo Joe, Three Days Grace, Radiohead, Blue October, Pink, Black Ghosts, Iron & Wine (and more but I just can't think of them at the moment.)

Dream Profession: Screenwriter or an author but plan B is something in publisher - either an editor or designer of the covers.

Food: Practically anything Italian except if it has seafood or olives in it, chocolate.

Places to see: London, Paris, Coppenhagen, Venice -- mainly europe but with the exceptions of Forks, Pheonix, Hollywood, New York and LA

Actors: Robert Pattinson, Jackson Rathbone, Kellan Lutz, Simon Baker, Jude Law, Robert Downy Jr., Johnny Depp

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(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of these descriptions)

Twilight Oath:

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know