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Joined 07-17-11, id: 3078810, Profile Updated: 08-24-13
Author has written 2 stories for Haven, and Hart of Dixie.

Hi my name is Elva but all my friends call me Paddy or Tiny!!!

All my friends say im loud,crazy and ticklish!!!

I Live in Ireland (Which is the most awesome place in the world!!!)

I can speak English,Irish,some Spanish and two words of Italian.(Which one of it is a swear word !)

I like to reading,Xbox,listening to music,watching tv,looking at horror movies and writing.
im in 2nd year in prison...I mean school =]
I have a million best friends and I love them (most of them!!!!)
I love music and i can play the piano.I have to many favorite bands/singers to count.

Random stuff about me.
Favourite horror movie:scream 1,Soririty Row and My Soul to Take
Favourite cartoon:scooby doo ( I love him !!!!)
Favourite school subject:technical graphics,Maths or Science
Favourite ice cream flavour:Any Ben and Jerrys.
Am I in love:yes I am (hehe)
Favourite beatles song: Elenor Rigsy or Yestrday.
Favourite romance movie:Moulin Rouge.
Favourit game:Zelda,Mario Bros,Final Fanasty and assassins creed.
Favourite food:Yorkie bar (It IS for girls)
Favourite Drink: Powerade NOT VODKA!!!!
Favourite Tv show:Misfits,Supernatural,Haven, Castle and Firefly (DAMN YOU RUPERT MURDOCH FOR CANCELING FIREFLY)
Favourite Movies:Serenity,Nightmare before Christmas,Anchorman,Dodgeball,Hot Fuzz,The Mummy,Gullivers Travels and John Tucker must DIE!!!
Famous person crush:Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins


My favorite couples

Harry Potter

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermoine

Neville/Luna

Divergent

Tris/Tobias

The Hunger Games

Katniss/Peeta

The Mortal Instruments

Clary/Jace

Simon/Isabel

Mangus/Alec

Haven

Nathan/Audrey

Roswell

Max/Liz

Michael/Maria

Isabel/Kyle

Isabel/Alex

The Darkest Powers

Derek/Chloe

Criminal Minds

Morgan/Garcia

Hotch/Prentiss

Firefly

Mal/Inara

Simon/Kaylee

River/Jayne

Bones

Bones/Booth

Hodgins/Angela

Castle

Castle/Beckett

Esposito/Lanie

Chuck

Chuck/Sarah

Ellie/Devon

Teen Wolf

Stiles/Erica

Scott/Allison

New Girl

Nick/Jess

Schmidt/Cece

Lost Girl

Dyson/Bo

Kenzi/Hale

Veronica Mars

Logan/Veronica

Dick/Mac

Hart of Dixie

Wade/Zoe

Vampire Diaries

Damon/Elena

Caroline/Klaus

Once Upon a Time

Killian/Emma


I Must Be...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I support the choice of having a child so i MUST not care about life
I support homosexual marriage so I MUST be gay
I tell the truth so I MUST not care about people's feelings
I cry in public so I MUST be only faking for attention

I've had premarital sex so I MUST be a slut
I came home with messy hair so I MUST have had sex
I love someone so I MUST be clingy
I'm loud so i MUST be too annoying to be friends with

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The Lost Boys by niniadepapa reviews
AU: He's the charming, out of control frontman of one of the most successful bands in the world. She's a hard-working rising actress. Sometimes it's hard to find out what's real and what's make-believe when fame's in the game.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 373,823 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
bathe you in the light of day by Storm Clouds and Stars reviews
Nick/Jess. 'Because I love the way you say good morning.' Nick and Jess' life as told through a series of significant mornings in their relationship.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
Forever Begins Now by wanderlustfaery reviews
a mash up of sorts between the Crow and SVM. Dark themes. Eric comes back 1 year later after the brutal murder of him and his lover. One shot.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Hereafter by vega rin reviews
Nathan waits. Nathan/Audrey. Duke, Julia, ensemble.
Haven - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,994 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Nathan W., Audrey P. - Complete
Better than a Teddy Bear by AAnitab reviews
Breakout Kings. Number four after "Taking a Break," "Comfort Zones," and "Compliments and Conversations." It's a little bit of a future flash. Julianne should really be sleeping by now and it's all Lloyd's fault that she isn't. Julianne/Lloyd romance
Breakout Kings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Julianne S./Jules, Lloyd L.
Only Hope by Hilary Potter reviews
[one-shot] A song-fic based on Switchfoot’s “Only Hope.” Hermione thinks about her relationship with Ron and talks to him about it. RWHG…Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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When Chances are Lost reviews
Zoe's year is up and she is returning to New York and Wade realising he loves her isn't at all happy about it.
Hart of Dixie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Wade K., Zoe H.
Here Without You reviews
What if Audrey got shot and died. How will Nathan deal with it. Rated T for slight swearing and mention of suicide.
Haven - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Nathan W., Audrey P. - Complete