sex:Male...

race:human...

favorite anime: Ranma, queens blade, Naruto, dragon ball z, highschool dxd, highschool of the dead, fairytail, kenichi, baka and test, freezing, fullmetal alchemist,Death note,D grey man,Rosario vampire,and asabi ni iku yo

Favorite tv shows: super sentai, family guy, south park, young justice, mad, adventure time,and regular show

age:20...

hobbies: reading, playing video games and hanging with friends ...

personality: very lazy, loud, kinda violent...

best pairings (in my opinion)... naruhina, femnarusasu, , narutayu, naruino, sasusaku, naruto x oc, naruto x yugito, Naruto x Fu, naruaku, and FemNaruto x any girl in the Konoha 12 (I love yuri)

16 THINGS TO DO AT WALMART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.

If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:

You know you've been on the computer to long when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch!

Naruko and Sasuke are the best of friends. They've been that way since birth. The moment they saw each other they seemed to get along perfectly. As they grew older they became even closer and their parents were just dying to see what would happen. Itachi, Sasuke's older brother, prophecised that they would become a couple...but it didn't exactely look it. At the age of 12, Naruko nearly died and everyone thought she had died when the surgeons were doing an emergency operation on her. What happened was that some of Sasuke's 'friends' were hanging out with Sasuke and Naruko's crew (consists of : Kiba, Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Neji, Lee, Tenten, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Sai, Shino, Shikamaru or Shika for short, Choji, and of course Sasuke and Naruko the 2 most inseperable best friends) said that there was this awesome new store down on the edge of town advertising free games. So of course they went down. Sasuke and Naruko, being the smart ones, thought something was fishy but they kept that to themselves. In the end it turned out Sasuke's 'friends' had really been jealous about how great Sasuke was and his close bond to Naruko, and attempted to push him down a cliff. Naruko pushed Sasuke out of the way in time to save him but instead she payed the price. She survived after the operation but of course she was gonna survive because she was the amazing person she was. Now at the age of 17 she decided to ask Sasuke what he thought about her because she had heard their parents talking about Sasuke having some drawings of her. This is how the conversation went.

Naruko: Do I ever cross your mind?

Sasuke: No

Naruko: Do you like me?

Sasuke: No

Naruko: Do you want me?

Sasuke: No

Naruko: Would you cry if I left?

Sasuke: No

Naruko: Would you live for me?

Sasuke: No

Naruko: Would you do anything for me?

Sasuke: No

Naruko: Choose--me or your life

Sasuke: My life

She runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her.

Sasuke, though he wouldn't show it, was scared he would lose his bestfriend and the only person he actually felt another emotion with who he wasn't related to. She ran into her room and locked the door and Sasuke started banging on the door yelling open up and all sorts of other things. At 12 o'clock that night she went to go get some food because she hadn't eaten since 11 o'clock am. When she opened the door she walked out to see Sasuke leaning on the wall beside her door. He said one thing that made her stare at him in shock.

Sasuke: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

Sasuke: The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

Sasuke: The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

Sasuke: The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

Sasuke: The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

Sasuke: The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

Sasuke: The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

After Sasuke said that he grabbed her arms pinned her to the wall behind him and whispered sweetly in her ear

Sasuke: I love you Naruko and I always have.

And he slammed his lips into hers.

The next day at school they kept on sending notes to each other and after school they amazed everyone.

THE Sasuke Uchiha was standing with Naruko hands around her waist as he kissed her. Fangirls were furious and Sasuke could feel their heated glares on Naruko so he moved his left hand, stuck up the bird and kissed her even more. After the kiss, which they were both still panting from, he took her hand and walked off smirking.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Gays and Lesbians are the sweetest kinds of people that I've ever met. They did nothing to you, so do not punish them for something that they didn't do. All they did was love and there is no law against loving someone.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list below!

You might be a pot head if...

1) you wear sun glasses at night so you can see better

2) you have actually put out a fire with bong water

3) to you, the term "hydro" does not mean water

4) you have a usual parking space outside your local head shop

5) you have a name for your 3 bongs 2 pipes one of which was made by you

6) you know your measurements from grams to ounces by heart

7) your best friends are your dealer and your roller

8) you sell your car for gas money

9) after reading this list you have done most if not all of it

10) if you respect 4:20 to a religious value

11) if you sue your employer for not getting holiday pay on april 20th

12) if glass blowing was your minor and herbology was your major...please e-mail me we need to chat(not really)

naruto, sasuke, and kamiko

Naruto's Katana with the hidden Tanto

Kamiko's ninjato

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&biw=1024&bih=653&tbm=isch&tbnid=nVyHQ1mfWEYaxM:&imgrefurl=http://allninjagear.com/ninja_swords/red-ninjato-sword/&d

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. Why would mushrooms have legs? If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are crazy and sometimes try to do impossible things, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate cats, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have learned so much from people that don't exist (cartoon and anime characters) copy and paste this into your profile

AM 136% MENTALLY ILL

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.

[x] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 6

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody

[x] You just sang them to make sure

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 6

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it

[x] You type with three fingers or less.

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you

[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math

[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important

[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time

TOTAL: 3

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.

[x] You break a lot of things.

[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before

[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling

[x] The word “um” is used frequently.

[x] You don’t know what “um” means

[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.

[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin

TOTAL: 9

MAX TOTAL: 34

NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.

Then re-post as: "I am XX% Mentally ill.

Character profile: Tomoki Yotomei

Hair: orange/blonde

Eyes:Dark Blue

Age:13

Personality: pretty carefree, but he can be serious when necessary

Family: Konide Yotomei(mother), Izumi Yotomei(Sister) Daisuke Yotomei(Brother)

Abilities: He is a master lightning bender, He can move at the speed at light, making him the fastest man alive apart from his friend the avatar, who can control Time. He can control pure lightning,which makes him far superior lightning using shinobi. He can fire lightning bolts from the tips of his fingers, and he can also blast lightning from his mouth, and feet allowing him to fly.

Origin: Tomoki is the youngest of the Yotomei Family. Tomoki was chosen by the lightning goddess Inabi to carry out her will, which makes him the strongest lightning bender in existence.

Tomoki Travels to multiple Universes with his best Friend, Chaos Avatar Kuzon Izyuki (aka Aang), they do this so they can learn all types of ways to fight, and so Kuzon can master all his abilities.

Tomoki: The lone Bender

This is a story that I have in development, it will Focus on Tomoki Yotomei's adventures in the Naruto Universe.

Tomoki is the main hero in this story, in the story he is on a long term mission for Avatar Kuzon.

The mission is for him to purge all threats to the world, during his adventures he meets Team 7 while they are fighting Zabuza, and Haku.

That is it folks, if you wanna read the story, cool for those of you not interested in OC stories, well don't read it then

Here is the link to his picture