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 Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Big Time Rush, Twilight, and Teen Wolf. My e-mail is justinfejdasz@ymail.com feel free to mail me WestboroWizard is a DAMN BIGGOT he is a disgusting waste of space and life. Feel free to tell him that and if this doesn't convince you, read his profile. R.A.I.N.N. Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network. contact them. 800-656-HOPE. If you think bulling and discrimanation against L.G.B.T. teens is wrong please go to and go to the I heard this saying and decided to pass it on to you: When you realize your going to die, a part of you wants to know if there's a reason you lived Real Name Justin Age 16 year old BOY someone you know who you are, did not know if I was a boy or a girl. I'M A BOY A GAY BOY Orientation Gay and I'm fucking proud of it! You don't like I DON'T CARE Home Michigan City IN. Fav.food Pistachios and strawberries not together Fav. Drinks Coffee,Propel,Vitamen Water,Gaterade,Fuze Music There is over 100 singer/songwriters I like so I'm not gonna name them way to many. I am currently obsessed with Amy Winehouse. Also obsessed with 'The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia' sung by Reba McEntire Pairings Look at my favorites I have multiple personality disorder LGBT stands for Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender "They say that for every awkward silence, a gay baby is born." Hobbies cooking,hunting,analizing my friends Fav. Quote Valentines Day is just a holiday invented to sell more stuff by the card people, flower people and the candy people...well not the candy people they do Gods work To Toshiko, Ianto and Owen may they live forever in our hearts and minds. To Rory Williams and Amy Pond, you were wonderful companions. We will never forget you or your amazing adventures. To Leena from Warehouse 13 may you read the aura's of the angels you now spend your time with. We miss you. Upcoming Stories&Ideas: Mr. & Mr. Smith: It's basically a rewrite of the movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith just with gay guys. Will most likely follow the same story lines. Current Stories: Edward The Vampiric Assasin: It was based on a dream I had It had charaters from "Teen Wolf" in it, I just incorperated "Twilight" into it. I didn't write more than that first chapter so I just typed and posted. If I get hit with some insperation I'll write but It was a classic case of jumping the gun. Xxwerwolf.loverxX, liveyourfreakinglife, allthingsmagical, Leviosa0812, BandanaGurl, CalamariCool, xeikm, Anim3Fan4Ever, Catindahat, BrightFirework, Lovesrival, Love and Peace Forever, Yun-Ah, OutsiderRushheart, Askevron, Emo Bangs, JudasForever, Anakin McFly, kitten2010, chevylost, skyboy790, GoinnGaGa, bloodsoakedleather, Victoria Wolf, DJRabidPunk, hbrackett, Twilight of Fire, Zbbal, LoveSccares, metalmonkey8, PrettyTwisted, Jadenlover246.These authors are fantastic if you insult them IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM NOT ONLY WILL YOU RECIEVE A VERY MEAN MESSAGE BUT I WILL FIND YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP AND ELIMINATE YOU! Anyone who's reading this I have an anoucement. Really I should have written this when I first read the fic but I digress, Once In A Blue Moon is the BEST Twilight fic out there the author's name is xeikm a great writer. It's basically a rewrite of the Twilight story with a male bella named Ilario Swan aka Rio. It is a fantastic story I think of him as my idol on FanFiction, It's also m-preg. I just reread it. It made me laugh and cry a little. I highly recomend this story to everyone. I heard a homophobe say that us gays should be eradicated before we can raise more of our "demon babies" I want everyone to read this if you have a problem with us that's your FUCKING FAULT SO GET THE HELL OVER IT AND LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE!!!!! Now to the more sophisticated homophobes listen to this: A gay man gave his sperm to a sperm bank in order to get some quick money. A lesbian couple selected the sperm and had his child, He married a straight woman and had three children. One of the grandchildren turned out to bisexual. You got elevan straight people we got one half-gay, who exactly is raising more of "their" kind? Good bye and for the last time leave us the fuck alone. You don't bother us, we won't bother you. I'm looking for some stories. I want to read a Tony(from NCIS)/Male OC. Also a Michael(from Burn Notice)/Male Fiona(Also from Burn Notice). That is all. IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: Opening Credits: Beautiful Liar-Beyonce & Shakira (Oh that describes me sooooooo perfectly) I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. You know what to do if you want to stop the hate :( I have an idea for a story where some evil person (don't know who yet) casts a spell on Arthur and Merlin making Merlin the prince and Arthur to be Emrys... maybe even their parents to switch places Uther takes on Hunith's life etc. message me if you think I should or shouldn't or message me to claim it as long as you give me credit for the idea feel free to make changes as long as they aren't huge I would also love for it to be Merthur It should also be a multi-chap. as soon as someone claims it I will let you know thanks! Peace ;) If this idea belogs to someone else I apologize profusely however if you take my idea and claim it as your own I will hunt you down and skin you alive! I despise people who take others ideas I could write some sad story about discrimantion and bulling against LGBT teens but I should'nt have to because of basic human kindness, but sadly in this day and age alot of people lack that. Please repost and add your name if you pledge to stand up for the LGBT people who can't stand up for themselves! Storylover158 If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, AnimeAddict333, HisokeYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94, mrawgirl09, Sofatagg, Som1-Random, Storylover158 93% of all the kids in the entire world would cry if Justin Bieber would be standing on a high building, ready to jump. If some of you belong to the 7% that would yell: ''Make a flip!'', then post this on your profile YAOI ROCKS!! Repost this if you agree. If you think Vampire Diaries is better than Twilight because the girl can hold her own in a fight and is not hiding behind a vampire and a werewolf or "shifter" than repost this. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their carcass off. Milk tastes good. Why would mushrooms have legs? If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Twilight is crap because of a multitude of reasons but the worst part is that It's impossible for Bella to get pregnant with Edward's baby. Than copy & paste this on to your profile. I need to tell you a secret LO0K AT 5 On artifical bacon: "Contains real artificial bacon bits." (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get real fake bacon.) On Sears hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Wow, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!) On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase nessecary. Look inside for details." (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's just a suggestion.) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops.) On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't that save more time?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery." (We could do a lot to reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5-year-olds with colds off the fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (fine i shall put it in an adult) On a string of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to in outer space.) On a food processer: "Not to be used for other use." (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (But no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) On a child's Superman product: "Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly." (Why didn't you tell me that earlier?!) Your One and Only Wish 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down 2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice. 3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that 4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso 6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS" 7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy" 8: Dont use any punctuation 9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking 10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face 11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO" 12: Sing along at the opera 13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day 15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it' 16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom" 17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON" 18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose" 19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go" 20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile! Bold arethings about me. I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (I cut and I'm not EMO) I’m a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun. (um I have several black friends and I'm more likely to carry a gun than they are and I'm white.) I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be ditzy.(I have blond friends thats not true) I’m HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.(It's not true and the thought alone is disturbing) I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (I'm gay and I don't have aids) I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I can definately be a bitch) I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (If I do go to hell than I'll go to hell) I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (I believe that something created us so ya I do believe in God) I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (I said I believe in god, but I am FAR from religious.) I’m ATHIEST, so I MUST hate the world. I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.(I care about poor people and I think I'm a republican) I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.(WTF) I’m a SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.(I just want to find love) I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a drinking problem. I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I’m a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I’m a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.(I love black) I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST have a ‘big one.’(I have a regular size one) I’m EGYPITIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist. I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(I'm not pretty I'm handsome) I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I’m IN TO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (hmm… does that mean all actors and actresses are gay??) I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (tried that once… didn’t work out so well) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (guys are easier to talk to then most girls are) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I’m COLUMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (I'm already gay) I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt. I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I’m a SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I’m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong directions. I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude. I’m a STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent. I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy. I’m BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid. I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I’m single, so I MUST be ugly. I’m a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff. I’m a punk, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks. I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. I’m mixed, so I MUST be screwed up. I’m MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist. I’m in a band, so I MUST be a dork. (hmm… all musicians are dorks than huh?) I’m BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I’m MORMAN, so I MUST be perfect. I’m WHITE and I have black friends, so I MUST think I’m black. I’m GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil. I’m a HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control. (I used to be USED TO BE!) I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I’m on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I’m BI, so I MUST think that every person I see is hot. (THAT'S NOT FUCKING TRUE) I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I’m a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.(I'm like a vampire) I have a lot of friends, so I MUST like to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I’m a guy, so I MUST be emo.(On occasion I wear tight pants) I couldn’t hurt a fly, so I MUST be a pussy.(Mess with my friends I will send you to the hospital) I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Damn straight I do, and Damn straight I don’t.) I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink to. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t. I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I absolutely hate big crowds, but I can talk to pretty much anyone) I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.(if nobody else is home me and my signifacant other will lounge around naked) I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I’m a TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m a cross dresser, so I MUST be homosexual. I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy obsessed stalker. (HELL YES I’M A FANGIRL.) I watch PORN, so I MUST be perverted.(If we want to do something freaky why not?) I’m an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled. I’m intelligent, so I MUST be weak. I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, an arrogant. I’m WELSH, so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Wow really?? Hmm I never knew that about me!! Stupid stereotypes.) I’m a CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I’m QUIET if I don’t know you, so I MUST be emo or anti-social. I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I’m a CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on welfare. I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (WOW. Ain’t that the truth??? NOT!) I WEAR a big sunhat when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I LIKE BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE. I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be and evil person with mental disabilities. I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I must be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIORNMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.(His name is Colt as in the gun) I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber-sex. I’m a PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I’m a PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan. I’m CONSERVITIVE, so I MUST be against abortion. I’m SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blue-eyed lesbian. I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a loner. I have my OWN spiritual ideology: therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I’m a WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist. I’m a WITCH, so I MUST be an old hag and fly on a broom stick. I LOVE yaoi, so I MUST be gay. (I'm Gay) I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled. I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic bastard. I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.(I'm gothic to an extent I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid. I’m AUSTRAILIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I go to RENFARES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with time. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian. I’m NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting. I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK AND SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too. I can’t help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I’m a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. (it really surprises me how some straight guys are so obsessed with themselves that they think all gays want them and are going drop to their knees with the chance of getting in bed with them. Is that how they think girls are about them??) I CURSE A LOT, so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems. I don’t like to TALK ABOUT my personal life, so I MUST be having problems. I hate stereotypes. In my opinion it’s like discrimination, and I HATE discrimination. Don’t be afraid to be who you are. IGNORE WHAT PEOPLE CALL YOU AND HOW THEY EXPECT YOU TO ACT. THEY DON’T DEFINE YOU; YOU DEFINE YOU. Don’t let people tell you that you have to act a certain way because of who you are. YOU chose the way you act! Be who YOU actually are and act the way YOU want to. IGNORE STEREOTYPES!! DO NOT let people tell you how to act because of what you are. (oh by the way you can post my little rant if you want) A True Boyfriend When he walks away from you mad, follow him A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, The Percy Jackson pledge: things to do in Big Supermarkets!! 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. Repost this if you laughed... (\/) Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, Favorite song? Too many to name What was the last song you listened to? Count on You by BTR What was the first cd you bought? I think it was Now 31 The Alphabet of Questions A – Accidents 01. Have you ever been in a car accident? fender bender B – Beauty 06. Do you consider yourself beautiful? nope C – Consequences 11. What was the longest amount of time you’ve been grounded for? one weekend D – Dealing 16. When you are mad at someone, how do you show them? I kill them, they become dead to me E – Experienc 21. Have you ever had a job? Any volunteer jobs? Animal Shelter F – Family 26. Is there anyone in your family you don’t talk to? Why? All of my familly G – Growing 31. How tall are you? How tall do you wish you were? I am over six feet three inches H – Hope 36. Love – real or not? when I find I will tell you I – Issues 41. Do you suffer from depression or constant sadness/loneliness? sometimes J – Jokes 46. Say a word or phrase that would not be funny to anyone but you & one of your friends (an inside joke) With my friend J.J. "Do you want a cheeto?" K – Knowledge 51. The purpose of school: to learn, to cause trouble or to hang out with friends? to do all three L – Love 56. Are you currently in love? If not, have you been before? maybe... M – Money 61. Do you believe that money makes the world go round? yes N – Naughty 66. Are you a virgin? yes O – Openness 71. How long does it take for you to open up to someone? depends on the person P – Positive 76. Have you ever had an experience with someone that didn’t necessarily end positively? If so, would you rather erase the memory of that person because of the sad times or keep the memory of that person because of the good times? i would keep the memories Q – Questions 81. When faced with a problem, do you ask for help or try to figure it out yourself? try to figure it out myself R – Respect 86. How do you show respect? being nice to them S – School 91. If you are still in school, what grade will you be going into? I honestly forgot T – Temptation 96. Have you ever done something wrong, knowing it was wrong, because something inside of you said it was okay? yes U – Unique 102. Do you do a lot of things because your friends are doing it? hell no V – Value 106. What’s the most expensive thing in your room? I don't fucking know?! W – Wishes 111. If you had three wishes, what would they be? to be healthy, happy and to be in love Y – You 121. Are you more independent or social? independent Z – Zest 126. Are you currently happy with your life? Why or why not? sort of A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. TSUCGOTGWWTKTSAPTWS (The Super Ultra Cool Group Of Teen Girls Who Want To Kidnap Twilight Stars And Poke Them With Sporks)Join Us! Our acronym makes no sense Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO If you're always tripping over non-existent objects, imaginary objects, air, grass, and paper clips (to put it simply, if you're a klutz) copy and paste this on your profile If you think that the book Twilight is better than the movie, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile If you listen to music when reading fan fiction post this on your profile Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you think the Cocoa puffs Turkey Bird thing should go the rehab, copy this onto your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile My best friend is insane! 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If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then give it back FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? You call me a bitch? It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes I don't obsess, I think intensely People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (I've done atleast half of these!) Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. Total:18 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 16 WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL?? Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life .:LEARN JAPANESE IN 5 MINUTES:. It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it DORMITORY: Education is important, school however, is another matter I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Flying is simple, just through yourself at the ground and miss HE: Can I buy you a drink? 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with his experience I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But, it's still on the list We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw fish to them Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify: "I put ‘DOCTOR’ Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away Nostalgia isn't what it used to be Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first On Sears hairdryer: I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it HE SAID: I don't know why you wear a bra: you've nothing to put in it. SHE SAID: You wear pants, don't you? Tell your boyfriend's pants it's not polite to point FAKE. It's the latest trend. and everyone seems to be in style DON'T DRINK WATER: fish have sex in it I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, fuck the fruit You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words I'm so gangsta. I carry a squirt gun Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died I want to do peacfully in my sleep like Grandpa did...not screaming like the passengers in his car Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them? Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens I do not deny everything Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again... What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Hold my purse If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain... The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God 10 Commandments of a Teenager I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder I smile because I have no idea what's going on I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room temperature 30 reasons why girls are the best: They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... eople who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it a hostage situation? When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate Some see the glass as half empty. Others see it as half full. Me? I just want to know who's drinking my frakin' soda I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up Fake ()() Perfect (o)(o) Perky (*)(*) Cold ()() and even Grandma's \./\./ Big ( o )( o ) or small (.)(.) Save them all! Support Breast Cancer! An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if well aimed there were 3girls They were looking through peoples MySpaces. The girl slowly came upon this one myspace. It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho. She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace?? XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now. XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now. XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago. They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho! The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us? SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house. XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem. SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. This is why I DON'T have a Myspace. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you 1. YOUR REAL NAME: I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love I know I'm not perfect, Calling me Fake, won't make you Real. Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! 1994: Do YOU remember the 90s?? Do it one by one, don't look ahead 2. Which is your favourite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow 3. Your first initial 4. Your month of birth 5. Which color do you like more, black or white 6. Name a person of the same sex as yours 7. Your favourite number 8. Do you like California or Florida more 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one) Are you done? 48 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: 1) What color is your toothbrush? THE 'Let's Get To Know Storylover158 A Little Better' QUIZ: A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars Rules Of Love To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle I'm Sorry; Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you Girl: Do you like me? I'll buy you 11 Roses; 10 real and 1 fake. And I'll love you until the last rose dies What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Her name was Auroura I went to a party, About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. THEY HURT HER!! FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Put this on your profile before something happenes to you. Why tempt fate and the supernatural by ignoring this. When you say Forks, I say La Push. Girls love Edward. Women love Jacob. Shows who’s more realistic Team Jacob because real men don’t sparkle Jacob glared at the kids dressed as vampires for Halloween and lied and said he was all out of candy And so the human fell in love with the fictional werewolf... Twilight: The time between afternoon and nighttime 2. the first textually transmitted disease Twilight Oath A Twilight Survey Twilight Survey List You Favorite 12 Twilight Characters 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, '"Thou shall not kill." One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor." A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead." A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.' poem: "A dragon from the swampy fen Became a wretched pest He ate most all the crops of men And set to fire the rest. "He burned the castle of a knight And stripped his storehouse bare. He drank the moat, then in the night, He stole his lady fair. "Alas! What woe! The knight did howl! A wretched choice! Alack! For if he slew the lizard foul, He'd get the lady back! "To fight a worm is doubly hard When equal evils cancel. Which one is better to discard? The dragon? Or the damsel? Dinadan, The Ballad of Sir Dinadan by Gerald Morris 95 percent of the entire population is in love woth the Jonas Brothers, and would cry if they were on top of a building, about to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you are part of the 5 percent who would yell "Jump, assholes!" Some Quotes I've Found Over The Year's: A fools paradise is a wise mans hell - Dr. Daniel Jackson (Michael Shanks) Life is too short to be organized - Kendall Schmidt May you live a thousand years, and I, one day less, so that I might never know the world without the pleasure of your company - Hungarian Wedding Toast The best feelings are those that have no words to describe them - Michelle Hammersley I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you - Roy Croft Complete Randomness: If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you havent died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. *What Causes Thunder: In short: Lightning travels through air, air has a resistance to electrical current. The electrical power in lightning creates resistance heating in the air, which expands and creats an immense pressure wave, which our ears pick up and interpret as sound (Thunder :P) Source: Natural Childhood Science Prodigy Refined By Training As An Engineering Student. *The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles. *The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every Letter in the English language. *A Riddle I Found: I am the begining of eternity The end of every rhyme The begining of the end and the end of space and time Who am I... ...E 75 annoying things to do in an elevator! When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Ask, "Did you feel that?" Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" Swat at flies that don't exist. Tell people that you can see their aura. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 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