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 Author has written 2 stories for Final Fantasy VII, and Uncharted series. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!! My name is Amal! and i love KINGDOM HEARTS!! its unbelievable... thats me in the pic, its fugly i know . I love drawing! i don't like kairi... no offence to kairi fans buuuuut she reeeaaaally pisses me off x_x OMFG IM IN LOVE WITH DEMYX!! :D :D :D :D i love Demyx Time! Dont be afraid to talk to me, i dont bite :D so dudes if you have any questions just ask :D If You Go Up To Random Cherry Blossom Trees And Yell "Hey Byakuya! Is That You?" copy and paste this on your profile. If You Were A Tellytubby For Halloween To Get Free Hugs Copy And Paste This Onto Your Profile. If You Asked Your Dad For Gender Change Surgery Copy And Paste This Onto Your Profile. AXEL IS NOT GAY! HE IS AN EXTREMELY LOYAL FRIEND! 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Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or If you read it, review it. Every author here, regardless of skill, aim, story type, or grammar is looking for feedback from his or her works. If you like it, tell them why. If you don't like it, tell them why. And no author is looking for flamers to drop them a pointless 'u suck' review. If you believe in these tenets, copy and paste it into your profile. Spread the love. Spread the reviews. (Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!) SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions 1. Your favorite KH guy? dude all of them! :D 2. Your favorite KH girl? all except kairi 3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why? i guess... sometimes sora and king mickey cos they wont give org 13 a chance T_T 5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) i like Halloween Town, Twilight Town, The world that never was (its sooo coool!!) Hollow Bastion and more! 6. Least Favorite World? Monstro. That annoyed me so much and Riku creeped me out by stealing Pinnochio. (He sure was a jerk in KH1...luckily he's better looking and cooler in the other games :3 ) and Neverland (i cant get the whole flying thing right x_x) 7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) all of them!! and Demyx's sitar! amd Axel's chakrams and sooo much more!! 8. Least Favorite Weapon? crappy short girly ones . 9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) I don’t use summons 10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) Valor, cos you get to run fast and Wisdom, cos ice skating and shooting at the same time is fun :3 and Master form (dudeee its awesome!!) 11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Sora/Kairi, Roxas/Namine, i cant remember any moreeee . 12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why? Anything yaoi. 13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. i dunno any . 14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? I don’t read crack so I wouldn’t know. 15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have? MOAR ROMANCE D: And that Axel faded and Demyx. I’m not going to stop being pissed off about that until I see them get hearts. And that it has to be child freindly (would kids under 12 even understand what was happening?!) cos then no one can swear D: 16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Axel is awesome to have as a partner, and I also liked Riku in KH2 and maannyy more :D SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it? 17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? LOL Saix is the biggest suck up. Puppy :D 18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? no dudeeeee i love his hair!! 19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? not really he just looks after himself :D 20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? YES! SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself! 21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why? NAMINE! Is there any competition? They’re made for each other,goes with 22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? I don’t know but I want it so freaking much D: 23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? I’ve never got to play it, but I really want to :( 24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Oh god you’re making me choose?! EVERYONE :D 25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Namine, because I'm quiet and love drawing...Sora because I'm optimistic and Roxas cos he is shy around other people, but not with his friends n_n 26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? I cried infront of my brother at the end of KH1 and he was looking at me like a was a freak. It was sad people. Admit it. 27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? No but it diffently will be DEMYX!! 28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? Sora’s face at the end of KH2…and when that guy punched him in the face in Land Of Dragons…I wanted to stake him with the keyblade for hurting Sora, but I was laughing XD its all funny apart from the sad bits . 29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? Demyx! Whoever said he can’t fight is an idiot. I near lost my sanity fighting him. 30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? Organization XIII. They are AWESOME! SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions... Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!! 31. Hayner or Pence? BOOOOOOTTTTHHH!! :D 32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion!! 33. Riku or Roxas? BOTH! 34. Roxas or Sora? BOTH. (I hate your rules) 35. Axel or Demyx? DEMYX but AXEL toooooooooooooooooo 36. Kairi or Larxene? Larxene :D 37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? No. THEY'RE FRIENDS THEY DON'T LOVE EACH OTHER!! 38. Namixas or Namiku? NAMIXAS! 39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? No. See Q37. 40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoKai. It is just meant to be :D NO YAOI D: 41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? both are coooooooooool. 42. Cloud or Leon? both :D 43. CloTi or Clerith? CloTi besides Aeirth is meant to be with Zack :D 44. Simple and Clean or Sanctuary? Sanctuary! It is a really beautiful song for KH and I love the video for it cos all of my fave characters are in it :D SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! 45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well) all :D apart from Vexen and Lexeaus 46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? Nothing. KH is perfect how it is, plus it is already a Disney FF crossover. 47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all! Sora-Roxas, Kairi-Xion-Namine…I’m lazy I can’t be bothered to list em all. 48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? Birth by Sleep. I don’t care if I use all of my savings on getting a PSP. I. Want. It. Oh and KH3 whenever it comes out (which is hopefully soon) 49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? i like both!! :D :D 50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? It is just a wonderful story line! All of the guys are good looking XD, and it is just plain awesome. You know you're insane when you talk to inanimate objects' 'Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies!' 'Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry!' 'Drive-thru parking only, thank you.' 'Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a total bitch just like you!' 'Days go by where I'm hotter than a Hot Pocket.' 'I'm not a vegetarian because I hate animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.' 'It's not PMS, it's you.' 'The key is to act suprised.' 'I don't think my father, the inventor of the toaster strudel, would be to pleased to hear about this.' 'Oh please. I don't turn heads, I fucking break necks.' 'Enjoy jelousy. It's what makes a hoe like you talk about a bitch like me.' 'It's al fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.' He said: I don't know why you wear a bra.You have nothing to put in it. She said: You wear pants, don't you?' 'You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you bitches are all the same.' 'Warning: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.' 'Will eat for food!' 'All you have to do in life is hang out with friends, party hard, and look twice as good as the bitch next to you.' 'It's a beautiful day.Now watch some asshole fuck it up.' 'You can call me an alcholoic, but I call it a damn good time.' 'I tried sniffing coke once, but the icecubes kept getting stuck in my nose!' 'I piss stupid people off.' 'Alcohol: Some of the best times you'll never get to remember.' 'If your package was as big as your ego, maybe then I'd be interested.' FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. 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The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons!( Just not like Sora,he's computer challenged. =D ) Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. 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Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...) I find "good morning" contradictory You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. I'm not as dumb as you look. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. 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We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're realy going at one thing, staying strong Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half. Where there's a will...I want to be in it. Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! Don't follow in my footsteps, i tend to run into walls, and off the occasional cliff. Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE! I don't get even, I get odder. If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain. If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for! If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone. If life gives you lemons, make beef stew. When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." When life gives you lemons, just read my profile. There are a bunch of options on what to do next. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak. A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. 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I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. How is it possible to have a civil war? "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? I read Eclipse and wanted to punch Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me. "Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But i think it's Colin. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. 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Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be "under par" in any thing else? One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS Yo Momma so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out (Me:XD Oh yeah, i went there!) Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?!" What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoe. Can't stand me? Then sit down. Roses are red, If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? In that song, She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain, who is "she"? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" (Me: Are you actually rearranging them now? I know i did!) What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. Girls Before the marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it. She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why are you even asking? He: Yes! She: Will you hit me? After the marriage: Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. 'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your option. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child? If you're against abortion, re-post this If your against child abuse, copy and paste this on your profile: My name is May I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do anything wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry," I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is May And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. STOP RACISM! NOW! DO IT! NOW! I SAID NOW! A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Name Game: 1. YOUR REAL NAME:Amal 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle:Amaizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favourite colour and favourite animal: Purple Tiger 4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favourite colour and favourite drink: Black Coke :P 5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: Azaalaf O_o 6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name: Mari Ali i think thats right :S 7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Junior 8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favourite fruit and something that can go wrong: Apple Spontanious Combustion 9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any colour and a pirate accessory: Purple Sword 10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Akira Dochart Drive 11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: Fazam 12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favourite ice-cream and favourite cookie: Chocolate Chip Smarties 13. YOUR PORN NAME: Name of first pet you had and street you grew up on: Amal Sepidar :P 14. YOUR STRIPPER NAME: Favourite perfume and favourite candy: Rock Star Lollipop Did you know... kissing is healthy. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. Love you to Death There was once a girl named Ashley who Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will Anime/cartoon Characters Quiz Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done. 1.Xemnas 2. Xigbar 3. Xaldin 4. Vexen 5. Lexeaus 6.Zexion 7. Saix 8. Axel 9. Demyx 10. Luxord 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Go away! I'm trying to sleep here! You may not sleep but I do! throws a pillow Number 2 asked you to go out with him? hes waaaaaaaaaay too old for me! Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? O.O Screams WTF?! PEEDO! 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Vexen and Demyx umm EWWWWWWW! NO THATS JUST WRONG! 5 cooked you dinner? i guess he liked me after everything ive done to him *evil laugh* 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? I WOULD HAVE FRIKING LOVED IT!! *STARTS HYPERVENTILATING* 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? run like hell :P 8 got into the hospital somehow? i would cry :( 9 made fun of your friends? even though i love him, i would hide his Sitar 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. "some road users are exempt from" 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? a wall 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? persian music 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 7pm? 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 18:55 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? All American Reject's version of Womanizer 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Yesterday, i was walking home from school 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My Facebook page. 9. What are you wearing? PAJAMA'S!! 10. Did you dream last night? Yep. 11. When did you last laugh? Earlier, reading a profile. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? a mirror, a calendar, a clock 13. Seen anything weird lately? nope 14. What do you think of this quiz? Random/Awesome. A way to kill some time 15. What is the last film you saw? cant remember 16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? I'd buy out a couple anime stores and manga bookshops 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: you dont know anthing about me, therefore even if i do say something, i could easily be lying 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Make it KH world. DUH! 19. George Bush: Is an asshole 20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Senna 21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Dante ? idk 22. Would you ever consider living abroad? Yes, in the world that never was or in Japan. Whats the last book you read? cant remember . What's on your T.V right now? A black screen. Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? my dad: dad? hmm? nothing. Where are you? At my house What was the last thing you ate? classic persian food! What's your personality like? Ptf. If I had enough time to list all those things, someone would have already called someone to get me tested for bipolar disorder What was the last thing you thought? Good Charlotte Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? USB cable What are you eating/drinking right now? ...nothing. What are you writing RIGHT NOW? these words Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? ... customer satifaction survey. its theory test for car drivers for my mum What's it like being you? Odd... entertaining... Intersting... Ocassionly very stressful... annoying What are your thoughts on writing? It's addicting, but evil when you get writers block How tall are you? around 5"2 or 3 What book are you currently reading? Nothing What music are you listening to? Good Charlotte- Misery :D What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? Quizilla What was the last thing you cooked? scrambled egg What color are the walls of the room you are in? weird red white the occasional multicolour Do you know who the governor of your state is? um...NOPE! Ketchup or Mustard? KETCHUP!! YUUM How many different programs are on your computer right now? 1 cos its so frikin slow What is the weather like? cold sun . Are you going an vacation this summer and where? visit my family in Persia hopefully! havent seen them in 8 years . Anything else? ... what do you mean 'anything else'? What's your favorite article of clothing? my Tokio Hotel shirt!!!!! One word that would best describe you? Random. What does your user name mean? It's my own personal pairing. something i always use thats poisenblack and one of my favourite song by Madina Lake Stars Do you want a hair cut? yep Are you musically inclined? yes Things that make you wonder: Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? Why can't they make an abbreviation for Exclamation point? How come abbreviation is such a long word? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market? Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias? Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ? Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers? Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"? Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe? Why is it called common sense if it's so rare? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: 15 Things to do with friends when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!!" "Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?" ~ Anonymous My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone." ~ Anonymous "If you know me, chances are you hate me." ~ Anonymous "Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." ~ Anonymous "When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous "Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up." ~ Anonymous "Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." ~ Anonymous "Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." ~ Anonymous "The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." ~ Anonymous "Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Call the Psychic Hot line from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Ask, "Did you feel that?" Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" Swat at flies that don't exist. Tell people that you can see their aura. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" Put police tape in front of the door before entering. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved. Throw a rave. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "Won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei." Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral". Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again. Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'" Have a heated debate with yourself. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers. Drum on every available surface. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it. Propose to the other passengers. Challenge people to duels. Sell girl scout cookies. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..." Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror. Shout "Food fight!" Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!" When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back. Elevators were practically MADE for river dance! Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!" Shave. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection. Practice your kung fu. Make race car noises when people get on and off. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?" Fly a model airplane. Do yoga. Play the accordion Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure." Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word. Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions. Agateophobia- Fear of insanity. Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. (Vampires??) Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. Bibliophobia- Fear of books. -This would probably drive me to phobia listed above (Agateophobia-Fear of Insanity) Chaetophobia- Fear of hair. Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. -That would seriously suck. Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. -Sorry Dutch people, but some people are afraid of you. Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc. Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. -What can I say? Ergophobia- Fear of work. -Sounds like a good excuse to me. Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. -I just I can understand this one, I mean an old lady with crutches... shivers Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (Now this name is just mean!) Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. (Wow) Nomatophobia- Fear of names. Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything. If i dont call you When i walk away from you mad When i stare at your mouth When i push you or hit you When i start cussing at you When im quiet When i ignore you When i pull away When you see me at my worst When you see me start crying When you see me walking When i'm scared When i lay my head on your shoulder When i grab at your hands When i tease you When i dont answer for a long time When i look at you with doubt When i say that i like you When i bump into you When i tell you a secret When i look at you in your eyes When i miss you When you break my heart When i say its over IF YOU CRIED WHEN AXEL DISINTEGRATED COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE Axel's not gay. He's just an extremely loyal friend. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree. If you've made up an Organization XIII name for yourself, copy this to your profile. If you believe Demyx has a heart, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are an Axel fangirl, then copy and paste this onto your profile If you say 'Got it memorized?' just to annoy the crap outta your friends, copy to ya profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if Axel's (and/or Demyx's!) death scene affected your emotions in a depressing way. 79 of all people who have played Kingdom Hearts II believe that Demyx is a poor fighter. If you know that he can kick butt and encourage those poor delusional gamers to try fighting him on expert mode in his second (albeit final) battle and THEN say he's a wimp, copy and paste this into your profile. Suck that, bitches! If you are a pyromaniac and also love Kingdom Hearts 2, and as such think Axel rules, copy this into your profile. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or have a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with Axel (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out. (I LOVE AXEL!!) Crazy is when you're going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments.( STARFISH LOVES YOU! XD) Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when you're crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense every day during gym. Crazy is when you break your computer because Riku and the whole of StarClan told you to. Crazy is when you yell in the middle of Walmart because you just found pocky. Crazy is randomly glompping someone and calling them daddy (even if they are a girl) just because you think their reaction will be funny! Crazy is when you have a substitute teacher, you give yourself a new name and pretend to be the new kid. Crazy is when you wear Roxas and Sora's necklaces (or another article of clothing relating to Kingdom Hearts) every day. Crazy is when you style your little bro's hair like Sora's, just because you can. Crazy is when the only reason you play the Sims 2 anymore is because you have some awesome KH couples on there. Crazy is when you run down the street yelling names and quotes from video games/movies/anime while doing weird jumping poses Crazy is when you enjoy watching someone get hurt Crazy is when freak out for no apparent reason. Crazy is when you shout out random things in the middle of class. Crazy is when you start arguing with yourself. Crazy is when you shout random KH lines in the middle of class just to see what the non-KH lovers do. Crazy is when you have KH music on your Ipod/Mp3 player Crazy is when you glomp the TV when you see Axel come on screen (YAY!) If you're crazy, copy and paste this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. A good friend will offer you an umbrella if it starts to rain; a true friend will steal yours and yell ''run you're getting wet!'' Hate the hairball, not the kitty. My train of thought derailed. Sanity is nice to visit but I wouldn't want to live there. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time. Some books make me want to go adventuring. Others feel they have saved me the trouble. I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well. Error: Press any key except... no, No, NO NOT THAT ONE! For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Worry is the first time you can't do it a second time; panic is the second time you can't do it the first time. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them as much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When every thing's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Death is hereditary. There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side. An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance? Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have. All generalizations are false, including this one. Schizophrenia beats being alone. The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. Just remember; if the world didn't suck, we'd fall off. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. When the blind lead the blind, get out of the way. Only the paranoid survive. Dijon vu: The same mustard as before. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Don't worry; I forgot your name too. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Many people, when they run into a telephone pole, blame the pole. There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead. I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate. Never take life seriously; nobody gets out alive anyway. Thank you for not annoying me more than you do. Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire. Normal people make good pets. Better to understand a little, than to misunderstand a lot. Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man. Why when two cars almost collide do the call it a near miss? Sounds like a near hit to me! I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words Don't worry about that hole in the wall. That's just where the bomb squad had to cut their way in. Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon. Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I grab a paddle and save your stupid butt. I don't obsess! I think intensely. How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Why is it that when kids leave, it's called running away, and when adults run away, it's called leaving? Thank you for making me not kill you. Behind this smile is everything you'll never understand. Why do we remember what we want to forget but let what we want to remember slip away? I live to dream and dream to live. Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal. Don't cry because it is over; smile because it happened. The world is cruel... get used to it! Sometimes you don't realize how much you care about someone till they stop caring for you. What is this "work" that you speak of? Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes! If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? What do you call a male ladybird? If a turtle lost his shell, is he homeless or naked? If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from? If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? Why do your feet smell while your nose runs? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? On a poster advertising footwear- 'These are built to British standards.' Scribbled underneath it- 'Yeah, so was the Titanic!' What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect generally happens. Why do teachers tell us that violence is not the answer, and then force us to learn about wars that solved all of America's problems? Boys are like slinkys: useless, but they still bring a smile to your face when they fall down the stairs. What if your name was Anonymous? You’d get the credit for everything nobody wanted credit for. Why do people say ‘heads up’ when you should duck? In Disney’s ‘Tarzan’, how come Tarzan doesn’t have a beard? How come the words ‘thaw’ and 'unthaw' mean the same thing? What would happen if you said ‘Hi’ to a friend on an aeroplane who’s name is Jack? What does OK actually mean? Wouldn't it be ironic if someone were to choke and die on a Life Saver? When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it? Does it really count in court when an Atheist is sworn under oath using a Bible? Why is it that when we are humming, and we block our noses, the humming stops? Do we really hum through our mouths or our noses? Are children who speak sign-language allowed to talk with their mouth full? How fast do hotcakes actually sell? What do vegetarians feed their dogs? Do stuttering people stutter when they think? Isn't it strange that Halloween is the one day a year that your parents tell you to take candy from strangers? Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well? How come popcorn isn’t a vegetable? Why do people say; ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it too!’ Why would anyone buy cake if they couldn't eat it? Why aren’t safety pins as safe as they say they are? Why do companies offer you ‘free gifts’? When has a gift NOT been free? Can mute people burp? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Who was the first person to say, “See the chicken over there?... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt.”? Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket? What was Captain Hook’s name before he got a hook for a hand? What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it’s all about? Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. Can you slam a revolving door? What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder? Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialised? Why does it say ‘May contain traces of peanuts or other kinds of nuts’ on peanut butter jars? Surely anyone buying peanut butter would be well aware of this. Why is it that people duck in the rain? Do they really think it will leave them alone? Why can the saying ‘It’s all going downhill from here’ mean both that it will get easier, and it will get worse? What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? (nope they go chunky dunking XD) You know how most packages say ‘Open here’, what is the protocol if the package reads ‘Open somewhere else’? Why does mineral water which has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year? Why don’t you ever see baby pigeons? Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? How much more sour could it become? How can there be ‘self- help GROUPS’? How can someone ‘draw a blank’? If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can’t you ever be whelmed just right? How can something be new AND improved? If its new, there's nothing to improve upon. If you feed a bee nothing but oranges, does it start making marmalade? If a man is walking in a forest, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections? If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? (when asked this question without thinking i yelled TESTICALS!... Akward moment.) Where in the nursery rhyme, exactly, does it say that humpty-dumpty is an egg? What came first, the fruit or the colour orange? What's the opposite of ‘opposite’? Do sore thumbs really stick out? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Is the fear of flying groundless? Do mimes watch silent movies? Why can wizards make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air? Do vampires get AIDS? Why can you never get anything to rhyme with the word 'purple'? Or Oranges? What came first, the fruit or the colour orange? What's the opposite of ‘opposite’? Do sore thumbs really stick out? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Is the fear of flying groundless? Do mimes watch silent movies? Why can wizards make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air? Do vampires get AIDS? Why can you never get anything to rhyme with the word 'purple'? Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. Mondays are awful ways to spend 1/7th of your life. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music. Everyone is entitled to be stupid… but some abuse the priviledge. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. They spend the second half telling us to sit down and shut up. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist. Not all men are annoying… some are dead. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you. Do not meddle with the affairs of dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. When you don’t know what to do… walk fast and look worried. God is older than dirt. Literally. Puppies are the key to World Peace. Doors are the source of all evil. Don't ask why, they just are. The older people get, the more things they can get away with. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black too I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told) I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, |
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