DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

And so the story went, that the malevolent God of the Underworld had dragged the innocent beauty to hell. But what the story never told was that the beauty, hardly innocent, had baited him to do so. Sebastian/Ciel

What if...Zexion was a famous author? Axel was a fireman? Cloud wore leather pants? Reviewers suggest ideas! ALL ONESHOTS AkuRoku, Zemyx, Soriku, Cleon, MarVexen! AND Cloud/Sora! AND Xemnas/Saix! AND Kairi/Namine! All One shots Current: What if Roxas was shrunk to the size of a pop can?

You weren't supposed to be on a first-name basis with your regulars, even if they were your regulars. And you certainly weren't supposed to maybe fall in love with them, either. When Axel told him to put his hands down his pants, Roxas was fully prepared to pretend. But he didn't have to. - M - AkuRoku - for nijuuni/nijuukoo

Can you feel that moment when your life is so dull and lack of excitement? But suddenly, my boring life filled with various color and….. an interesting, mysterious florist. AU! Erwin's POV. R&R please..

AU If a clock could count down to the very moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know? Once the clock strikes zero, Axel and Roxas learn that their intended soul mates are most certainly not female and angrily rebel against their destiny, but can you really change something as definite as fate? AkuRoku SoRiku Zemyx Cleon

It was one of those cute little coffee shops, one of those folks they call baristas, one of those regular customers, and one more little falling-in-love story. AkuRoku for MizukiYumeko

N has defeated White. His dreams were more powerful and now rules Unova. But he didn't plan on letting White go. No, he was much too interested for her to be free.. NxWhite, possible side pairings/one-sided. Possible lemons. Language.

Marik is a top-class criminal mastermind with a gang of Rare Hunters who are the best thieves in the city. But then an accidental text sends Marik on a run-in with the Thief King. Have they finally met their match? Fluffy thiefshipping AU oneshot. XD

Roxas loves Axel, who's infatuated with Demyx, who can't get thoughts of Zexion out of his head. And Zexion... well, Zexion is just clueless. And is that... Sora and Riku playing matchmaker? High school can be so complicated. /AkuRoku, Zemyx, RiSo/

When Demyx falls in love he tends to go into creepy stalker mode. Good thing for him that Zexion is so oblivious. Zemyx. Side Akuroku. Complete.

He let his instincts take over for a moment as he buried his face in the boy's exposed neck, a tongue pressing against the delicate skin and hunting down the racing pulse. Sebastian inhaled the boy's delicious scent, his fangs impulsively beginning to extend in preparation. SxC

AU When Gabriel is hired as a new host for a dating show, Cas has no choice but to follow his brother along as part of the camera crew. Forced at the last minute to be a contestant, he is shocked when Dean Winchester continually refuses to eliminate him.

If Sora had paid an ounce of attention, though, he would have realized that he'd been a fool for thinking they were completely wrong. two-shot soriku, rated for language.

A collection of drabbles and one-shots featuring the cast and characters of Kingdom Hearts. Includes a variety of pairings Akuroku, Zemyx, Soriku, Seiner .

Somewhere in the distance, a train blew its whistle. He made the puppets dance. When you're dying, hope is all that's left. Zemyx, AU. Formerly titled 'Candystriper.'

Strange circumstances can lead to strange encounters, but can the accidents occuring lead to infatuation? AU, RiSora, Zemyx and Akuroku. Complete.

They'd meet again in the next life, but it would take nightmares to remember. Non-AU. Akuroku/Zemyx. Complete.

Clumsy, clueless detective Romano is on the trail of the infamous handsome and charming thief El Apasionado Caballero. But there's more to this, what seems like a simple game of cat and mouse, than meets the eye.

It's just a song on the radio. And then the song turns into a voice, and the voice turns into a person, and Axel doesn't even know what hits him. Companion piece to AM Static, as told from Axel's POV. One-shot.

Demyx' is all about graduating without ever stepping foot inside the band room, but that's out the window faster than you can say "HUT" when he sees that gray-haired drummer. It may be social suicide, but it's also the boy of his dreams. Zemyx/Akuroku.

A series of fluffy domestic-flavored oneshots focusing on GermanyxN.Italy. Deanon from the kink meme.

A single night's mistake separated them for six years. When chance throws them back together, it will take more than love to heal the wounds and bring them home. Cleon, Soriku, AkuRoku, Zemyx, Yuffietine.

Soulsilvershipping Oneshot a bit Rocketshipping : What if Jessie was Silver's sister, Giovanni wasn't a bad guy and Lyra went to school with Silver?

When Demyx goes to college, he wants to learn and get his degree. He doesn't want to have a roommate who refuses to speak, a drifter who decides to live in his room, or fall in love. Too bad what Demyx wants is not what Demyx gets. Semi-Mute!Zexion Zemyx.

Roxas had no idea that his best friend sounded like a god with a microphone pressed against his lips. Emopunkrock!Roxas. Prettyboyfrontman!Axel. Angsty, drunken, extra cheese. Akuroku one-shot. Rated for potty mouthiness.

Because passing notes is the best cure for boredom. Soriku.

In which the boy who hated everyone met the boy who didn't. AU, RS. Warning: 'noodle' used as a questionable insult in a foreign language.

Sing me a song lover. Sing to me of a close we almost had. Bakura x Marik

The combined kingdoms of Hartz and Ne'erwas found peace through their kings. Six months later, a new threat raises a different danger. Can their fragile peace survive it? AkuRoku, sequel to FireLight

There are just some things you can’t get rid of, no matter how hard you try to. Axel x Roxas. -AkuRoku Day Dedication-

When Roxas gets detention one day after school, he doesn't realize just how much it will change his life. AU. AkuRoku

Silly little oneshot. Crackish. for Zemyx day.

All Demyx wanted was to go to Juilliard. But when his father refuses to pay the tuition, he has no choice but to get help from Pence, whose motto is 'Illegal is faster'. [AU] [Zemyx] [RikuSora] [AkuRoku]

He hated Valentine's Day with a passion. He also hated how much his best friend loved Valentine's Day. /Zemyx- for Valentine's Day: 2/14/08/

He only wanted to hear him speak. He didn't expect to fall in love. Axel/Roxas, Cloud/Leon and Zexion/Demyx if you squint AU One-shot

They were driving home on Christmas eve. All was going well until sora said the unthinkable. It took everything Riku had not to crash the car...so he just spunout instead. .riku x sora. .holiday. .gift to all reviewers.

Cloud’s first crush was Zack, but his first boyfriend was Leon. It was mostly an accident and a misunderstanding, but Cloud and Leon saw no reason to end their relationship because as things went, it was too easy to fall in love with each other. LC

Xemnas forces the other members of Orgainization XIII to celebrate his favorite holiday: Christmas. This includes making Christmas Dinner... And basically, all hell breaks loose. Prepare for much insanity. Pairings are: Zemyx, Soriku, LeonCloud, AkuRoku

When Sora's parents sign him up for a summer climbing camp, he's less than enthusiastic. But with some interesting new friends, and a handsome, infuritating boy to deal with, this week could be more interesting than he thought...SoraRiku, AxelRoxas, AU.

/Oneshot, RikuxSora/ All Riku expected when his friends dragged him to one of their drunken parties was to watch them all fall flat on their faces...instead he got...something else.