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Author has written 3 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, and Hobbit. Hello. I'm Meow, you can all call me Meow. My biggest accomplishment is my Epics series, so if you want to check that out- But I also do a lot more stuff. I'm kind of a dizy blonde- or a ditzy brunette, not sure which. I like to think I have a great sense of humor. I have the ugliest, fattest baby sister-dog in the world, named Diamond Ruby Allietatandspencer O'Grace, Of just Gracie's Bell, Grace, Lady Bell, Belly- I could go on and on. Now, that's all you're getting from me for now, but I promise you'll hear much more about me in 5 years when I'm rich and famous. Au revoir! It's not a Mary Sue? Wonderful. Show me why. Don't tell me. Show me. It's not that hard. |
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Dear Authors by Calyn reviews
In which various Narnian characters say various things. Also in which I enumerate certain pet peeves. Inspired by Dear Writers of Fanfiction.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 12/25/2011
Season 3 by Jason S. Black reviews
If, like me, you were disillusioned by the switch So Weird made in Season 3, never fear. Fi's still here! NEW CHAPTER: "Mile High"
So Weird - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,580 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/5/2018 - Published: 2/2/2009
The Way Home by Coffee-dono reviews
[Hiatus] Bilbo finds Kili as a child during a storm and takes him in. He ends up caring for the boy as his own son and raises him in the shire. What happens when one day his worst fears come into reality as Gandalf arrives along with a very real possibility that he's going to lose his son forever?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,185 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli
Cry For Me by The Lioness Lives reviews
Ridefic. Alex and Peter are captured. Note: Told from all the Rides' perspectives. Expect multiple snarky attitudes. The usual.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 1/16/2012
Children of the Lonely Mountain by Kivrin reviews
A series of small stories set in and around my story "The Sons of Durin." Really probably best to read that first! Herein you will find all of the family feelings, and more angst and fluff than you can shake a stick at. Prompts are always welcome!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,105 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
If I Could Close Your Wounds by Lapis Lazuli Luna reviews
"Let me through!" he screamed. "For God's sake, let me through, please!" He shoved his way through them, past their reaching arms, past their confused faces, past every man that barred his way from where she lay bleeding against the barricade. Because all of his medical expertise meant absolutely nothing if he couldn't save the one who mattered most. Joly x Eponine AU
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,303 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Eponine, Joly
The Affairs of the Heart by Pendragon2601 reviews
Alexandra is a typical 1940's girl who is friends with the Pevensie's. She travels with them to Narnia and so on... But upsetting things about Alexandra's past and about who she really is start to reveal themselves. Chapter 36 finally up! Please read AN. Very strong T. on hiatus!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 183,130 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Edmund Pevensie
Frateri by People Person I'm Not reviews
A series of drabbles about Fili and Kili. T just to be safe.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Fíli, Kíli
Dagger of Silver, Heart of Gold by HecatetheDarkWitch reviews
"As for you, little princess, you will pay for helping the enemy," she spat, drawing her wand. The witch's ruthless assassin, the Silver Dagger, isn't at all what they expected. Behind the fearsome title is a girl. This is her story. Peter/OC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 82,317 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Jadis the White Witch, Peter Pevensie
Who Knew? by Aquaqua reviews
I've heard of people who have different stories. My friends, Marissa and Sylvia, don't know their dad. My friend Wyatt emigrated from England. And what about my story, you ask? I was a mammoth in the Ice Age until I was a year old. It's weird, I know.
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Peaches
The Marvelous Adventures of a MarySue: CON by Zeppelin Skies reviews
The Pevensies meet their greatest foe yet: the horror to all fictional humanity known as the dreaded Mary-Sue. Follow the tale of an epic Peter/OC gone wrong. And to think, it all started with The Book.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,601 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Peter Pevensie
Let's Mess Up The World! by TheDarkestMelody reviews
Harry Potter didn't learn the path to the Hogwarts Express from the Weasleys, it was a rather off girl with a menacing owl and no idea what her name is suppose to be. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 55 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., OC
She Who Cannot Be Turned by dammitharad reviews
"The verse of Jean Prouvaire must not end." When Clementine buys an old book from a junk shop, she doesn't expect it to change her life forever. But sometimes, things are beyond a person's control, and the will of fate cannot be ignored. ProuvairexOC, AU.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,079 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - [Jean Prouvaire, OC] - Complete
Away from himself by Arianna Scribbler reviews
On days when his anxieties are too much for him to handle alone, Courfeyrac goes to see Combeferre.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Combeferre, Courfeyrac - Complete
The Subjects by PaperRevolution reviews
Wildly AU. In a future where it is considered dangerous to feel too much of anything, nine young boys are captured and transported to a place where their chief emotion can only be fear. In their attempts to escape, friendships are formed, vows are made, and everything they think they know about themselves is irrevocably changed.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,965 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Enjolras, Courfeyrac - Complete
Pixelated Princess by Exmoorpony reviews
This is the sequel to Pixelated Pixie. What will happen when Demetra, Juni and Josephine go on their first mission? What will happen when Demetra discovers her true identity while she's working?
Spy Kids - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Juni C., Demetra
KINDERGARTEN by SamanthaReese reviews
You've seen what the team is like now, but now you'll get to see what they were like in kindergarten. Also, all the characters are the same age.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,319 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Complete
Creating a Family by Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom reviews
What if the back of the wardrobe door didn't open to Narnia? What if instead, it opened seventy three years into the future? When the Pevensie children come to live with one woman in modern America, all five of their lives will be changed forever.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Lucy Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie
Fire and Ice by nochance reviews
: Jadis had a daughter. Now her one purpose in life in life is to carry out her mother's revenge against a certain Just king. Follow her journey and see how nothing ever goes according to plan. WARNING: Flames will be met with sarcasm.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,535 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Edmund Pevensie
Of Pipes, Parasites, and Other Great Mischiefs by rollwithbutter reviews
A collection of humorous short-stories based on our favorite brothers inability to behave themselves for any extended period of time. Various ages and tons of trouble, it's Fili and Kili mischief, plain and simple.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,478 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Fíli, Kíli
101 ways to kill a Mary Sue and Gary Stu by Vault108 reviews
When Dwarven royality come across Sues/Stus. I don't know what came over me. And there are only 3. Not 101. But I suppose if I get positive feed back, I'll try to come up with more. I don't even...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Kíli
Dire-Hobbits by justalotoffeelings reviews
They were both very small the first time they heard about hobbits. Fili, of course, saw it as an opportunity for mischief. So when his little brother asked him, face alight with curiosity, what a hobbit was, there was absolutely no hesitation.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Kíli, Fíli
Obsession by celest-tial reviews
Kili loves her for her body. Fili is jealous. Crack fic.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Kíli, Fíli - Complete
The Beardless Dwarf by seekingtomorrow reviews
To Thorin's great despair, a beardless female dwarf insists on joining his company. (What would actually happen if a Mary Sue dwarf with no beard because "she's different from all other female dwarves" joined Thorin and co.)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Thorin, Kíli - Complete
Matters of Vital Importance by OnyxBird reviews
Kili is delirious and determined to carry out some very important tasks. Bilbo proves his talent in handling a delusional dwarf.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Kíli, Bilbo B. - Complete
iDear FanFiction Writers by Mary Rachel reviews
It's an obligation, really...A humourous look at the fanfics in the iCarly fandom. I don't ship, so this should be fair. SUBMISSIONS WELCOME!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
From Street Mouse To Princess by deetrixjaay reviews
Join Sam on her journey from peasant kid to princess. A tale of love, adventure, and SEDDIE. AU.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,197 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
The Warp by Meagan Snow reviews
Marco encounters an ordinary girl on the way to Cassie's from school. But an ordinary girl? Girls in 1998 don't hold iPhones and ask about Wi-Fi hotspots. This girl has been transported to the year of her birth for a reason. But what reason? OCxMarco
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Marco, Ellimist
The Golden Age of the Marauders by InventorOfFirebolt reviews
Short drabbles about life at Hogwarts. Pillow fights, clueless boys, and rebellious nights on the grounds. Anyone new reading this, I suggest you skip to the very last chapter and read backwards, my writing has hopefully improved since my earlier ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 137 - Words: 104,568 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
What Hurts The Most by MischievousLeprechaun reviews
Sophie finds herself in the Narnian forest with no recollection of Earth life. What happend, and what does Aslan want? She realises she is not alone, what will she do? Where will love fall? Fights, love and confusion of the heart. EdmundXOC sum inside
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,772 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie
The Great Bella Body Switch by Gamma Orionis reviews
Our favourite Bella and our least favourite Bella get some quality time in each others' lives. I have to reread Twilight to do this, so please review out of pity if nothing else. Don't take too seriously.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Bellatrix L., Bella
Falling Through Books by Ellethwen Celtica reviews
The other side of the page. The adventure. She had always wanted to be part of it, and like in an old tale, she gets her wish. Now she is falling through the pages, landing in the story, exploring the life she wanted. But be careful what you wish for. DISCONTINUED FOR NOW
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,230 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011
Confessions of Your Everyday Stalker by Cwarnic93 reviews
Bea's in love with Benny... But Benny has no idea that Bea exists. Bea's main goal in life: to get Benny to notice her. Benny/OC
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,613 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Benny W. - Complete
The Visser Humiliation Club by Riza-san reviews
Join the adventures of Tom, Taylor, Erek and a random Hork-Bajir named "Gafrash" as they attempt to bring down and humiliate Visser One and Visser Three. One-shot made story. Rated T, because of complete randomness. -Finally updated!-
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,416 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Visser Three, Visser One
Shards Of A Haunted Mind by fat1236 reviews
When Peter and Edmund arrive at the scene of a battle, they think they are too late to save anyone, but then they find a traumatised young girl hidden underneath the floorboards. EdmundxOC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,548 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edmund Pevensie
Through the Wardrobe by clawswrites reviews
When the Pevensie’s are sent to live with Professor Kirk, they didn’t expect to meet the outgoing and beautiful granddaughters of his: Alice and Charlotte. The journey begins here … EdmundxOC PeterxOC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,942 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 8/14/2008
Falling into Narnia and Love by spikeluver89 reviews
Sophie Johnson somehow falls into Narnia while walking home from a friend's house one night. She meets the Pevenises and the newly knighted king Caspian.She also manages to catch the eye of the King Just. Will love factor in it all? AU. Ed/OC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,810 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Marauder's Plan 3,346 by WitchOfDarkness13 reviews
James gets to sing and Sirius has a sniper rifle. All because Remus had an idea. AU. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Marauders, Voldemort - Complete
Dear FanFiction Writers by The Lioness Lives reviews
...cut it out. Letters from various Narnia characters. This has, most likely, been done thousands of times before, but I don't give a crap and it provides me with catharsis. Actually a canon fic, so, something new.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011
Utterly Mad by WitchOfDarkness13 reviews
The day in which one Sirius Orion Black and one Remus John Lupin scare all of Hogwarts, a group of Aurors, and a couple of Healers before breakfast. Inspired by "They're Coming to Take Me Away" by Dr. Demento.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Lady MarySue by TheseAngelWings reviews
High King Peter falls under a wicked Mary Sue's spell. When Susan, Edmund, Lucy, and Lord Peridan find out, they must go against all odds to rescue him. But will they be too late? Rated T for very mild swearing and general minor angst.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011
Ask Voldermolt by LightningstormZero reviews
Dumbledore had forced The Most Evil Villan Ever to write an advice column. No, not Darth Vader, Lord Voldermolt! Watch him answer his many letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Voldemort
Taking Their Place by MaryBeth Church reviews
This is a collection of 'what if' stories, mostly including what I would do if I was in the place of a victim or UnSub. Read more to find out what a retard like me would do if kidnapped or hacked to death.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Teh Lolkittehs of Narnya by OldFashionedGirl95 reviews
In which an itteh bitteh kitteh named Luci falls down a laundry chute and finds sno and cheezeburgerz. Language: LOLkitteh. You have been warned. COMPLETED.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Lucy Pevensie, Aslan - Complete
Where in Aslan's Name am I? by Arysthae reviews
After going through the mysterious portal, Susan finds herself in England - modern day England. Trying to find her siblings is a tricky job and it's only harder when more people need rescuing! Luckily she's got a friend to help! Rated T for situations.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Susan Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie
Frostfire by The Lioness Lives reviews
In which Ed gets kidnapped, Becca does some rescuing, and there are lots of bad nicknames. R&R!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Me, My Sister, The Pevensies And Narnia by snowcherry98 reviews
Follow two sisters Michelle and Melanie through the land of Narnia where they find their true selves through this adventure and help the Pevensies defeat the white witch. Will love and likings blossom between the two sisters and the Pevensie boy or not?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,300 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Of Holes and Hair Ribbons by lemonsmania reviews
Oh, Eustace! When Jill sprains her ankle, Eustace comes up with a...creative approach to getting her back to school. Hints of JillxEustace, especially near the end.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Jill Pole, Eustace Scrubb - Complete
A Narnian Tale, Part 2: Always and Forever by WhiteRoseMarie reviews
The Four Siblings return to Narnia, but this time they are not alone. Clueless Nerine joins them on this crazy adventure and she has no idea what is in store for her. A mysterious Edmund is not really helping much. And neither are the weird flashbacks...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,845 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Crowns of Ice by Ella1673 reviews
Lucy has been evacuated to the country, but what Lucy will most is her friends in Narnia. But when she finds another way into Narnia, she discovers Narnia needs her more than she ever knew...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Lucy Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie
Cliché: The Seddie Story by PsychoticAppleSauce reviews
Tired of those over-used, unoriginal story plots? Well, inside is the most hilarious collection of one-shots poking fun at the most cliché Seddie stories ever to appear on Fanfic! Enjoy!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,723 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
House of Mirrors by the-vampire-act reviews
The team takes Jack and Henry to what they think is just a normal circus, but they soon realize that the ring master isn't going to let them go. Halloween fic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,613 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Complete
Beyond the Ocean by Lady Elena Dawson reviews
Danielle is no ordinary passenger on the famous Ship of Dreams: She, unlike anyone, can see the future as though it's up to her to prevent the inevitable from occurring. Who will survive the outcome? COMPLETE!
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,268 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - [Jack D., Rose D.] - Complete
A User's Guide to DR REID by Samiferal reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a DR. REID! When all else fails, you have to read the instructions - this little handbook tells you everything you need to know. Plus the package includes a free Derek Morgan plushie. Unecht series part 1.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
The Real Reaper by Whiitewolf reviews
It's his job to reap the dead. He never feels emotion. He sees all and knows all. What are his thoughts about our favourite BAU team?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Complete
iBreak the Fourth Wall by coiwy1 reviews
A silly little Gibby-centric one-shot, just for the hell of it. Exactly what it says on the tin.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Gibby - Complete
iMeow by deetrixjaay reviews
Sam makes a wish that she never thought would come true. And now, she's an adorable little kitten, roaming the streets as a stray. What happens when a certain dork decides to adopt her? Well, lets just say it's gonna be a buttload of crazy.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,338 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
The Words I Would Say by narniagirl11 reviews
"Susan, you can't do this!" Peter implored. "You can't abandon Narnia!" "I'm not abandoning anyone!" Susan snapped back. "There isn't anyone to abandon. It doesn't even exist! When are you going to grow up, Peter Pevensie?" Peter's face went white.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Stories the Officers Wouldn't Tell: The Fruitcake by Irish Story Teller reviews
The officers of the grandest ship afloat have to deal with the least likely thing imaginable...a fruitcake as told through the eyes of Charlies Lightoller.
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 2nd Officer Lightoller, 1st Officer Murdoch
Spaces Between Us by Deynaville2017 reviews
A story filled with action, romance, comedy, and friendship. True love and friendship can defye anything. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW critique 2.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 21,803 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Complete
Jareau: The Untold Story by jareaufan reviews
Crackfic. Jennifer Jareau is just an average FBI Agent who enjoys world domination, "bar hopping," igloos, hosting her own "light-hearted" hidden camera prank show, and not inviting her boss to pool parties. Her latest adventure? Wal-Mart door greeting.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Jennifer J./JJ
Interviewed by Masih reviews
These are fics where I interview the Pevencie kids. The fifth chapter will have my interviewing them all together and the rest are you guys request for me to interview others.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011
Oh, Harry by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
A series of one-shots from the beautifully intertwined and magical lives of Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter. A sibling piece to "Honestly, Ronald" and "Really, Arthur."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 32,614 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Pop In Time by Rose and Psyche reviews
In which something happens and Caspian, the Tenth of that name, often wonders afterwards if it really happened at all. No.Slash.At.All.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Peter Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
And it's up she goes, up she goes by JessikaK reviews
Jack and Rose survive the sinking of the Titanic. Will they live out their life as they plan, or will the Universe have a different plan?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 55,563 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Jack D., Rose D. - Complete
An English Party In First Class by Robyn-Enjolras reviews
Wireless Operators Phillips and Bride along with Fifth Officer Lowe sneak into the First Class Dining Salon after-hours for a late night snack and hilarity ensues! Written just for fun and would like to continue the story, so no flames please :
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Bride, 5th Officer Lowe
Whip It by 9peggy reviews
"When a problem comes along, you must...WHIP IT!" Shock's favorite song can be painful.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Shock - Complete
The Adventures of the Erek Fan Club by ErekFanClub reviews
Four of Erek's biggest fans, Laurie, Liz, Tabitha and Savannah, band together to capture their favorite character. But what extreme will they go to, to get Erek? This is the tale of the Erek Fan Club.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Erek
Oh, Edmund! by starrynight1213 reviews
Edmund is not the tastiest turkish delight in the box, is he?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Edmund Pevensie, Jadis the White Witch - Complete
Fire and Ice by FluffytigersquirrelE.B.R reviews
Jared's always been firey, sorta hot-headed, right?Laurie is calm, willing to see both sides of the story nomally. What happens if you mix them, and add a mysterious fearie who wants Jared and Simon dead? Simon/OC Jared/Laurie Please R&R!
Spiderwick Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Laurie V., Jared G.
Charlotte All Grown Up by RECH2O reviews
At the age of 5, Charlie's family is killed in an accedent that leaves her with not even the smallest memory of them. Now Charlotte is 15 going on 16 when she recieves these videos of her family from a family member she's never met.
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Charlie D.
The Magnificent by Queen Readalot reviews
Peter wonders what title he's going to get at his coronation. Chaos ensues. CRACKFIC, no pairings, set at the end of LWW, rated T for swears, Movieverse. Oneshot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
iGet Commited by Aaerial15 reviews
Nevel impersonates Carly's grandfather and manages to have her sent to a mental institution. Will Spencer, Sam and Freddie be able to free her? Or will she spend the rest of her life in a strait jacket?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Carly S., Nevel P. - Complete
53 Ways Not To Die A Slow And Painful Death by XxScarletteDravenxX reviews
53 ways not to die a slow and painful death by annoying Erik for dummies. you know who you are.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009
Gibby the Cool by Jesus.Lives reviews
From iPsycho goes through all the things Gibby has been to Carly. Cibby fic. Some Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Gibby, Carly S. - Complete
That's Some Bad Fanfic! by LucyCrewe11 reviews
Bad Narnia Peter/OC fanfictions are on the rise again when Peter gets Edmund to don a blonde wig and pretend to be him. Can Edmund make it through a chapter? And why is Lucy pretending to be Susan? Spoof/humour. One-shot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Untamed by Acey Rey reviews
Another human girl has stumbled into Narnia and she isn't about to go swooning for some blonde king or his moody brother. Edmund can't stand the simpering women at court. He wants something more than just an anchor holding him back. Set in the Golden Age.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 71,866 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
iWon't Be Seventeen Forever by LuDiamonds reviews
Sam wakes up beside Freddie after a night of hardcore partying with no memory of what happened at all. Soon, something starts to happen within her. Something that will change her and Freddie's life forever.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,345 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Wanted! by SerpicoCanari reviews
A religious satire. God has a problem: people aren't coming to church like they used to. Lucielle may be the solution, but Satan gets involved, and the three visit three religions in time. Will God convert her? Or will Satan pwn again? Offensive? Likely.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Satan - Complete
Of Chess Pieces and Fan Girls by Riza-san reviews
The Ellimist and Crayak, bored to tears of their regular game, decide to inflict some rather...unusual torture on the Animorphs and secondary characters for their own amusement. -Crackfic
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,074 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
Christmas Surprise! by Irish Story Teller reviews
Charles and Josephine get quite a surprise one Christmas season. Set after "Second Chances". One shot.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2009 - 2nd Officer Lightoller - Complete
Project Desue by yoo-hoo luver.wlegs reviews
Join professor Kirke as he attempts the daunting task of Desueing young american MarySue, Misty o'Neil. BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! CHAPTER 4!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Square Dance by Muriel Candytuft reviews
If you wish to God that Mary Sues...especially the ones targeted at poor Peter...would die a miserable death, this story goes out to you.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Danger! Drunk Officers! by Lady Lightoller reviews
The officers decide to throw a party in the mess hall. With all of them hideously drunk, common sense and dignity go flying right out the window. But will any of them wake up with more than just a hangover the next day?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2005 - 1st Officer Murdoch, 5th Officer Lowe, 2nd Officer Lightoller, Chief Officer Wilde - Complete
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Poison reviews
Tabitha Creedman, a nineteen year old author who is quite comfortable with her life, thank you very much, is thrown in to a tailspin with what she discovers in her parlor one night- two dwarves who only want to get back home. Kili/OC (Tabby) Please read and review!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,785 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Kíli, Fíli
Stealing James Potter reviews
Heather Golden finds her way on to the Hogwarts Express, and meets James Potter. But Someone is waiting there for Heather, and is out for blood. And this someone is willing to recruit Lily Evans to do it. Expect Mary Sue Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Sue Chronicles: Emma Sue reviews
Follow Emma Sue, from Sue land, Land of Mary Sues , as she completes her assigned mission and fulfills her destiny as a Mary Sue, all while being terribly annoying! Includes bowling balls and chloroform.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Edmund Pevensie, Susan Pevensie