Where do I live? Norway! And no, Norway is not the capital city of Sweden or Denmark, nor do we have polar bears in our streets. Though Svalbard, which is an island that's a part of Norway actually do...

I don't have any fics out here, I've written some, but I never finish them... I guess I'm too lacy, I tend to start on things but I get bored before I finish. I love to read though, that's where I don't fail. I never quit halfway trough a book or a fic, unless it's really really bad. I prefer to read Harry Potter fics, with HPDM pairings and SBRL pairings.

Like I said, I live in Norway, in a small town/city on the coast (duh, Norway is nothing but a coast!) where it's wind all the time! Another thing you should know about me, I never stick to the point! Yea, of-topic discussions are my speciality.

I discovered FanFiction a couple of years ago, (more like 6 years now, which makes me feel old! But I was only 14 at the time, and would have died of embarrassment if I got to read what I'm now writing) and I love it! Why let the stories end with the books? And I’ve got a thing for creaturefics, so you’ll find lots of them amongst my favs. Mostly Harry Potter fanfics

The thing I hate the most is writers who abandon their fic’s without telling you! Like, you read twenty chapters of a fic, and you really like it, just to find out that it hasn’t been updated for years! I hate that! I like to review though, if I like your fic, believe me, you'll know! And even more, I like writers who reply to reviews! hint-hint

Oh, and according to this test I took on a site whos name I've forgotten (acctually, I've taken severall tests, all with the same resault) I'm a Slytherin... Which has resaulted in my best friend (who's a Hufflepuff!) calling me "little snake"... And the worst part is, that when I come to think about it, the tests might not be too wrong... I certainly can't think of any other house which would fit me...

I'm a Slytherin, and damn proud of it!

I also have a blog if you're interested.

Jasnette's Lair

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be a homosexual to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality.

I practically gave my grandfather a heart-attack by biting his head of (not literally) during Christmas dinner once when he talked condescending about homosexuals.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe any more. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off. //As a personal note, I might add that I don't even know who Abercrombie and Fitch are...

Time for some random quotes!!

“Caos, Panic, and Disorder; My work here is done!”

"keep on writing, as the fantasy world is one of the rare safe havens for us in this cruel and cold world. As long as diving into it gives you comfort and pleasure, just remember to do it."

--Michael Serpent—

"We are not retreating, we are simply advancing in the other direction!"

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

“Do I look like I care? 'Cause if I do I gotta change my expression.”

My nerdiness is nerdier then your nerdiness! And I have the shirt to prove it