![]() Heloooooooooooo? Heloooooooooooooo!! I am SOO excited to meet you! Well, maybe not, but, well... Let me introduce myself. I'm HokeyPokey18 or Hokey or Pokey, whatever! Here, read this: What I look like: Height: On the short side Eye Color: Brown Hair Color, Length, and Style: Black, shoulder length, and frizzy Race: Asian (JAPANESE ROX!!) Hobby: Doing the hokeypokey, the chicken dance, Cotton Eye Joe, and singing songs like Miss Suzy ( you know, When Miss Suzy was a baby, a baby, a baby, when miss suzy was a baby, she went like this: wah wah suck my thumb, etc. etc.??) Occupation: Student Dream Career: Cellist (a musician who plays the cello) Faves: Height: I dont care Color: Brown, Light Grey, White Food: Linguine Vongole (Spaghetti White Clam Sauce) Book: Can't decide (my favorites are It's Kind of a Funny Story, Fairest, Harold and the Purple Crayon, The Witches, P.S. Longer Letter Later, ttyl, ttfn, l8er, g8er, A Mango Shaped Space, The Two Princesses Of Barmarre) FYI, i'm one of those "sensitive" ppl who cries whenever someone dies in a book, so every time I read A Mango Shaped Space and The Two Princesses of Barmarre, I cry. Boo hoo. Hair Color, Length, Style: Auburn, Up to the small of my back, Wavy/Straight thing to do at home: Sing in the shower Dance: the hokeypokey, and Cotton Eye Joe, the Chicken Dance, Electric Slide, Macarena (1 maca 2 maca 3 macarena!) Dislikes: Height: Don't really have one Color: Red, Black, Violet, Orange (the really bright one that hurts ur eyes) Food: Vegetables and Fruits except for Onions, Tangerines, and Spinach Book: The Fort of Tinconderoga Hair Color, Length, Style: White, Bald, Frizzy Thing to do at Home: Lie Around All Day in my Pjs Dance: Soulja Boy-Crank That (EVERYONE KNOWS IT EXCPT FOR ME!!) That's all, and those dirty dances. Ewwwwww! So anywayz, there it is. There's probably lots of stuff I didn't put there, so keep checking in. Type your name with your knuckles: HokeyPokey18 Type ur name with your nose: H0iey6P_o9iky71qa88 Type ur name with your feet: hokewypokedy18 type your name w/ a pen w/o looking: hijfyoijty188 98& of all teenagers smoke pot, drink alchohol, or do other stuff like that. If you are one of the 1 or 2 of the kids who does not do these stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile CHEER FOR ME Like Totally! For sure! I just got a manicure! The sun! I swear! Is bleaching out my gorgeous hair! 32, 64, I don't know the stupid score. Fight! Fight! Win! Win! Gee, I hope I look all right! GOO ME!! MISS SUZY When Miss Suzy was a baby, a baby, a baby, when Miss Suzy was a baby, she went like this! Wah wah, suck my thumb! When Miss Suzy was a toddler, a toddler, a toddler, when Miss Suzy was a toddler, she went like this! Wah wah, suck my thumb! Give me a piece of bubble gum! When Miss Suzy was a child, a child, a child, when Miss Suzy was a child, she went like this! Wah wah, suck my thumb! Give me a piece of bubble gum! buy me this! buy me hat! GIVE ME CANDY! When Miss Suzy was a teen, a teen, a teen, when Miss Suzy was a teen, she went like this! Wah wah, suck my thumb! Give me a piece of bubble gum! buy me this! buy me hat! GIVE ME CANDY! Ohh, Aah, lost my bra, left it in my boyfriend's car! When Miss Suzy was a grown-up, a grown-up, a grown-up, when Miss Suzy was a grown-up, she went like this! Wah wah, suck my thumb! Give me a piece of bubble gum! buy me this! buy me hat! GIVE ME CANDY! Ohh, Aah, lost my bra, left it in my boyfriend's car! Shh! Shh! Baby sleeping! Shh! Shh! Baby sleeping! When Miss Suzy was old, old, old, when Miss Suzy was old, she went like this! Wah wah, suck my thumb! Give me a piece of bubble gum! buy me this! buy me hat! GIVE ME CANDY! Ohh, Aah, lost my bra, left it in my boyfriend's car! Shh! Shh! Baby sleeping! Shh! Shh! Baby sleeping! Oh, my ailing back! When Miss Suzy was an angel, an angel, an angel, when Miss Suzy was an angel, she went like this! Wah wah, suck my thumb! Give me a piece of bubble gum! buy me this! buy me hat! GIVE ME CANDY! Ohh, Aah, lost my bra, left it in my boyfriend's car! Shh! Shh! Baby sleeping! Shh! Shh! Baby sleeping! Oh, my ailing back! I have wings! When Miss Suzy was dead, dead, dead, when Miss Suzy was dead, she went like this! Wah wah, suck my thumb! Give me a piece of bubble gum! buy me this! buy me hat! GIVE ME CANDY! Ohh, Aah, lost my bra, left it in my boyfriend's car! Shh! Shh! Baby sleeping! Shh! Shh! Baby sleeping! Oh, my ailing back! I have wings! I CAN FLY!! (a little bit of) MISS LUCY AND THE STEAMBOAT Miss Lucy had a steamboat, and the steamboat had a bell (ding! ding!) Miss Lucy went to heaven, and the steamboat went to hell! (that's all i know, I'm sorry!) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |