HI! My name is theeastjoe, my Real name Joseph James Perrotta. I like cartoons, and making Fanfics about them. I also like music, video games, and other random stuff. Here are lists of some stuff that I like:

Songs/Bands:

TOOL-The Patient/Jambi

Led Zeppelin-No Quarter/Stairway To Heaven

In the Woods...-Yearning the Seeds of a new Dimension/The Divinity of Wisdom

Messhuggah-I/Obzen

Metalicca-Master of Puppets/Enter Sandman

Nirvana-SLTS/Lithium

Smashing Pumpkins-BWBW/Zero

ISIS-Dulcinea/Relocation Swarm(Imitate the guitarist everytime on that one, lol)

Iron Maiden-Rime of the Ancient Mariner/Powerslave

Dream Theater-The Test That Stumped them All/The Glass Prison(Pull Me Under is good, too)

Neurosis-Through Silver In Blood/Locust Star(And Enclosure in Flame)

Opeth-The Leper Affinity/April Ethereal

Top 5 best Screams ever in Metal:

5.A Perfect Circle-Judith

4.Tool-The Pot

3.Tool-Ticks and Leaches(Like, the whole song! :O)

2.Tool-The Grudge, it's 24 seconds! O_o What could top that? Lets find out...

1.Messhuggah-I

Favorite Cartoons:

Growing Up Creepie

Spongebob Squarepants

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

One Piece

Dragonball Z

Kenny The Shark

Fairly Oddparents

INVADER ZIM

My Favorite Quotes:

"It's Got Chicken Legs!"-Gir, Invader ZIM

"What is it? A hunter destroyer...WHAT IS IT?! A hunter destroyer...WHAT IS IT?!...A hunter destroyer machine."-Zim and Gir

"BURRITOS!"-Gir, Invader ZIM

"I'm not worthy!"-My Life as a Teenage Robot, some random guy

"Is it time to annoy Squidward already?"-Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick

"HI BABY!"-Gir, Invader ZIM

"They sort of don't like the sun. I can relate."-Creepie and Misery Whispers, Growing Up Creepie

"WE WANT CHIP SKYLARK! He's dead."-Chip Skylark fans and Cosmo, The Fairly Oddparents

"But your band stunk!" Wanda, the Fairly Oddparents

Favorite TV show couples:

ChronaXDeathTheKid-Soul Eater

Zim and Gaz-Invader Zim

Creepie and Harry-Growing Up Creepie. OK, so before you start flaming and yelling "hairy sux tartla b0y iz beddr 4 crepy!!11" this is totally based on TASTE. I think Creepie and Tarantula Boy are a great couple. It's just that I like Harry better for her. End rant.

Numbuh 3xNumbuh 4-KND

BlackStarXTsubaki-Soul Eater

If you think the Trix rabbit should kill the kids who keep stealin' his Trix, copy and paste this on your profile.If you think the pagan Black Metal band "In the Woods..." should reform, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Metal, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate racist people and/or prejudice people, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you absolutely despise being forced to watch 2-year old shows all day 24/7, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love cartoons and/or Anime, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Death The Kid from Soul Eater is hot and you're a guy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Zim and Gaz should become a canon couple, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Nickolodeon should stop being the idiots they are and replace Fanboy and Chum Chum with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF YOUR SO HAPPY NICK IS BRINGING BACK INVADER ZIM JULY 5TH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!

SHINIGAMI CHOP, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If I could, I'd make an Anime where all Invader Zim, Soul Eater, DBZ, One Piece, Growing up Creepie, Kenny The Shark, KND, and so on are jammed packed onto one gigantic ship and they all go on adventures together and get to know eachother and stuff.

I once had a dream where all the Soul Eater good guys were fighting an evil sun. I know, I have VERY odd dreams in the rare occurences that I have them. Lol.

Sometimes I wish I could go into the TV and meet some cartoon characters. O_o...But doesn't every animation lover want to? XD...

Oh...and my story I'm working on..."In the End"...well, whenever I add a new chapter, it is the same one. I will not publish this story unless I get help. I WILL, however, be updating it on microsoft. Thank you.

Random quotes that I always wanted to say:

"This time, I'm not letting you kill all those innocent people!"

"Lock and load."

"If you hate this thing so much, then why bother to comment and be a center of flaming? It only wastes time, attracts attention, and is just futil in general."

"Loos like were gonna have to get into a gunfight..."

Top 5 funniest song names ever!:

5: Generally More Worried Than Married-In the Woods...

4: Die with your boots on-Iron Maiden

3: Ain't my bi-Metallica

2: Raw Dog-Dream Theater

1: Futile Bread Machine-Messhugah(LOL!)

Best Invader Zim moments:

All of "Zim eats waffles". Lol.

Zim: I MIGHTY NEED to use the bathroom again!

m. Bitters: Alright, Zim, but this is the last time you'll use the bathroom for the rest of the school year."

Gir: HI-(you should no the rest)

Zim: "Wouldya look at the size of that one!" Sprays germs, Tallest with weirded out looks on there faces

Random previews of things I might make fanfics about:

"Zim kicked the underwear loving dweeb across the Frosty-Freezy-Freeze. While the fat-fool was down for the count, his lanky brother counterattacked Zim. Zim, of course, epically vanished and apearred behind him. One punch was all it took to throw him into the counter."

"As Gaz took out the last riff, the crowd cheered. Zim, amazed at his vocalization, blew a kiss to the crowd shouting "Thank You!" Dib loved his position as bassist, and he didn't do bad. He was especially worried during his solo at about 6:50 into the song, but he gained confidence when he saw Gaz take out her guitar solo at 2:15 into the song. Gir, the drummer, didn't even need to focus on time signatures. All he did was bang on the percussion, and 4/4 came out perfectly, somehow. Gir was proud. And so was the rest of the band. After everyone left, Zim turned to his band members. "Well...ready to publish the demo?"

Favorite ZIM character?

Gaz.

Least favorite?

None.

Zim asks you to repopulate Irk...What is your answer to this disturbing question?

I say I'm a male, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!

Which ZIM character would you date?

Gaz...Hey, I'm a ZAGR fan!!!!!

Favorite Tallest?

Red.

You are on The Massive with The Tallest. What do you say...?

Ask them if they'd ever TRY to befriend Zim. I'd also do my best to befriend them aswell.

Zim is exiled by The Tallest. What do you say to them...?

I curse them out with unimaginable words I had no clue I knew of.

Favorite Growing up Creepie character...?

Chris-Alice.

Least favorite Growing up Creepie character...?

You guessed it, that whiny little bitch Carla. God, I can't stand her!

Which Creepie character would you date...?

It's a tie between Creepie herself or Chris-Alice. In my opinion, there the only sane girls on that show, minus Caroleena...BUT YOU THINK I WOULD DATE A MARRIED BUG?!

If you were trapped in a tiny room with Carla, what would you do...?

Paint the walls red...But not with paint. :D

What about Melanie...?

I would probably be a little nice and spare atleast two of her fingers...I said atleast. :D

What about Harry...?

What? Harry is coolio.

Creepie...?

SQEEZE HER TO DEATH. (In a good way.)

Chris-Alice...?

Just chilllllllllll. Joke around a bit, become friends...Yeah.

Budge...?

I wouldn't even be alive if he stepped in a room that small. I would already be decompressed by his weight.

Caroleena...?

Were the HELL is this going?!

"Help me, save me, hear me, I can't break out of this prison all alone."

-Dream Theater, "This Dying Soul". Lyrics fit me well, I must say.