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Joined 05-05-09, id: 1925447, Profile Updated: 02-17-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hey I'm Madison. I'm 15 years old. I started writing stories because I really needed a creative outlet.

Write 11 of your fave Twilight characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:

1.JAsper HAle
2.EDward CUllen

3.EMmett CUllen
4.ROsalie HAle
5.BElla CUllen

6.MIke NEwton
7.TAnya DEnali
8.GArrett
9.Alice CUllen
10.CArlisle CUllen

11.JAcob BLack

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Mike/Jacob. Actually I have. I didn't make it to the end, though. I got rather grossed out after about 100 words.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Rosalie is not my type.

3) What would happen if Elevan got Eight pregnant?

If Jacob got Garrett pregnant?? Wow. Just wow. Nothing good would happen, I can tell you that. Renesmee and Kate would be pissed.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Alice?? Quite a few

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

I think Edward and Mike could make it work

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Bella/Alice or Bella/Carlisle?? Probably Bella and Carlisle

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation?

Jasper and Edward would have a lot of explaining to do, but Tanya would finally understand why Edward always turned her down.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Carlisle uses to psycho-therapy to figure out why Emmett feels the need to make such inappropriate jokes at his and Esme's expense.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Jasper/Garrett fluff??You could try, but I don't see it working out. I probably wouldn't read it.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten Hurt/Comfort fic.

Show Me Where It Hurts... That's kind of a creepy thing for Carlisle to say to Tanya, but its all I've got.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?

Emmett and Alice go medieval on their spouses' asses for even suggesting it.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash?

Emmett? I sincerely hope not

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Jacob?? Maybe. If it was anyone it would be Anna.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Edward, Rosalie, and Bella?? They haven't yet, but you can always dream

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Carlisle?? I'm not sure how to answer that, unless by passion you meant anger. Cuz in that case he would say something like, "HAND ME THE SCALPEL, DAMNIT!!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Pump Up the Volume by Art Brut

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be?

Jasper/Mike/Carlisle. EWWWWWW. Just don't do it. Just don't read it. For your sake as well as mine

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Carlisle to Edward "I think we've been pretending for too long, don't you?" I felt dirty just writing that

These are some of my favorite quotes:

"Penguins. Lovely." -Edward Cullen, Eclipse

"Intelligent input darling, why don't you just have another beer then." -Kate Nash, Foundations

"Who put the bread in the fridge? I hate cold bread." -Logan Huntzberger, Gilmore Girls

"I went like~~smash~~pancake!" -Tyler Thrasher, Science class

"Quit choking and PRESS PLAY" -Summer Bridges

He opened up my pants, and was like DAMMMMNNNN!! -Kitty and Jane

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Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
I Will See You Again by emmettlover24 reviews
Bella gets kidnapped by the Volturi the night before hers and Edwards wedding. The Volturi changes Bella. They won't let her call or see the Cullens. 107 years later she goes to Forks on a mission and runs into them. Will they recongnize her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,617 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forced to forget, learning to forgive by chocotiger reviews
Bella is in a car accident and can’t remember anything of her life in forks. She can’t even remember Edward. Pieces of her memory come back, but will she be able to love or trust Edward again? Especially when she finds out his secret.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,694 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Losing It by edwardlover10 reviews
Nine years post-Breaking Dawn. When a strange vampire with the ability to suck a vampire's memory of their years as a vampire from their minds to keep for himself, who will be victimized? Co-written with 2416jasper4ever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,930 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Complications by edwardlover10 reviews
2 years post Breaking Dawn. Bella's friends from Phoenix come for a visit. One finds out too much and then learns she will have great power in the vampire world. How far will the Volturi go to get their hands on this newly discovered power? BPOV mostly.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,192 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella - Complete
Carlisle looses the bet by CarlisleCullen-4ever reviews
Carlisle made a big mistake, he bet against Emmett,he bet that if Emmett won he could give Carlisle ten dares,This means trouble!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Carlisle
Lunar Eclipse by Hylindril reviews
He left me so long ago. I' am nothing but a shadow of what once was Isabella Swan. Now, 67 years after Edward Cullen left Bella she roams the Earth with her pain and memories. Now a beautiful Vampire she will return to the place where it all began.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 124,765 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hello, Stranger by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
A college class has everyone pairing up as married couples for 28 days. But how hard would it be to focus on passing the class when you’re paired up with your worst enemy’s girlfriend? How much worse when you actually started to fall for her? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,802 - Reviews: 2710 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 2,309 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cookies Anyone? by edwardlover10 reviews
oneshot. Alice and Jasper are assigned to make cookies in a cooking class Alice signed them up for. What could possibly go wrong when 2 vampires attempt to make cookies? Post Breaking Dawn. Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
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Losing It reviews
Nine years post-Breaking Dawn. When a strange vampire with the ability to suck a vampire's memory of their years as a vampire from their minds to keep for himself, who will be victimized? Co-written with edwardlover10.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Emmett
After reviews
After years and years of euphoria, what happens to the Cullens, as well as the entire vampire and werewolf population, when Earth's time comes? Usual pairings, post- Breaking Dawn, apocalyptic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,133 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward