Nobody knows what happened to Bruce Wayne, when he disappeared off the face of the planet 7 years ago. But now he's back and he's much more handsome, much sexier… and very much single, available and edible. Thing is, he brought back a child with him that looks unnervingly like him. What does a certain alien reporter/superhero have to say to this?

Being gay. Nonexistent powers. School made specifically for said powers. Boyfriend with the son of his father's enemy. As if high school when you are normal wasn't hard enough. (AU of Sky High in which Warren and Will are in a relationship before Will goes to Sky High. Warren/Will, obviously.)

"I don't have a Mom. I have a Dean."