Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!

One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.

Driven out of his mind about his affections for Draco, Harry seeks urgent help from the resident love guru of Hogwarts: Luna Lovegood. Hogwarts-era. HP/DM. Complete.

HPDM and HPDM. Being an Auror didn't work out, so Harry is in training to be a lawyer. Then two things happen at once: Draco Malfoy approaches Harry to help him with Quidditch, and Harry starts visiting an alternate universe in his sleep. COMPLETE.

27-year old single parent and successful lawyer Arthur Kirkland doesn't wish for another son. However, he takes in a broken home teenager named Alfred. Things become difficult when Alfred comes to love him, especially when it's nothing paternal. USUK AU

Draco knew that the concept of Slytherins giving to charity was doomed from the beginning. A very bad idea. Which is why, when he is temporarily sold off to Harry Potter to raise money, he is a little more than unhappy. H/D Slash

Draco's going on trial for war crimes he committed under Voldemort. Yet an unexpected savior comes to his aid, much to his chagrin. Afterward, he goes back to Hogwarts in an attempt to finish his schooling. HPDM slash. D/s with Top!Harry DH compliant. EWE

Tired of his friend's supposedly dead love life, Kiku gives Arthur an online questionnaire, with orders to fill it out. Arthur does so to please his friend, and ends up in over his head when he's sent a robotic "lover", Alfred. Rated for citrus KM-De-ant

Arthur Kirkland has a plain life, but everything changes when he starts recieving calls from a mysterious and annoying man living across the ocean. As time goes by, he finds out that maybe that isn't such a bad thing after all. AU USUK

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic

Draco knew that anything involving Harry Potter was never easy.

When I first started to notice him in a...different way, all I could think was that something was very, very wrong in my head. H/D slash

This is why you don't let people film you when you're drunk - or do you? :P This is the very first oneshot I ever wrote, it's massively cheesy, fluffy, smutty and OOC lol but I hope you all enjoy it anyway ;D

With the intent to avenge his friend, Harry accidentally 'love dusts' himself in the presence of Draco Malfoy I call this my 'Willow' rip off fic, both the dusted dialogue & the dust of broken hearts are taken from said film with intent to spoof ;P

I thought that after the war I would never be worth anything again. Until an accident and a chance changed everything. H/D SLASH

Sometimes the most unconventional things work out in a way you would never expect. Harry thinks Draco talks entirely too much, and finds a good way to shut him up. HP/DM pre-slash, post-DH.

Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred

As Harry reluctantly develops a working relationship with Draco Malfoy, he finds himself becoming interested in more than just business.

Life is a series of meetings; of daily, weekly, and yearly encounters to make of what we will." A short dribbly, drabbly ficlet. Two or three parts. Slash and cuteness!

The United Kingdom wishes to re-establish trade routes with the United States. Alfred is a little more than willing to do so, and the reunion was a little more than what Arthur had bargained for. Cowboy!AmericaxGentleman!England. Smut ahoy!

Draco finally decides to give Harry a set of rules and two months, nothing more and nothing less, to court him. But Harry had never expected it to be such a challenge... Post-Hogwarts. Complete. HP/DM

Baker!Harry, Smitten!Draco and some very delicious dessert debauchery. Warnings for Slash, Chocolate-covered Harry and eminent hunger pains.

USUK Arthur's been working late into the night only to fall asleep at his desk. Upon waking up he finds a familiar jacket covering him and a loud voice shouting from outside the room.

Demyx wants the quiet, mysterious drummer boy, and Axel wants his emopunkboyband-obsessed best friend. How to kill two birds with one stone? Start a band. Companion one-shot to Alive With the Glory of Love. Zemyx.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry didn't mean to start liking Draco Malfoy. It just happened. COMPLETE.

There's something to be said about unrequited love; primarily that it sucks. Draco Malfoy can attest to this. Slash. Creature-Fic.

Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.

Draco Malfoy is reaching the halfway point of his eighth year of Hogwarts, post-war. Though things are back to normal, Draco feels haunted, suffocated, broken by his past. And he can’t be fixed. Can he? 8th-year return to Hogwarts , EWE, DH-compliant.

Draco Malfoy is making a list telling how to fall out of love, because he certainly is in a predicament concerning a certain Harry Potter... Drarry slash!

Draco understands madness. He's in love with Potter, after all.

Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Diagon Alley, kissing another man. His partner got up and left, so I went to my ex. I told him I didn’t know he was gay, and he just smiled politely. Then his partner came back and I recognised him as my current boyfriend.

No one expected Draco Malfoy to turn up at Harry and Ginny's wedding party. Complete. HP/DM

A tremendous heat wave hits Hogwarts, bringing Harry some strange feelings towards a certain Slytherin, whom, incidentally, he keeps bumping into in the strangest of places. HPDM - ONE SHOT.

Harry suspects there is something wrong with Draco Malfoy- someone so perfect just can't be human- and decides to find out what exactly he is. Oneshot. Warnings: mild slash, language.

“Tell me all the dirty details you know about Harry Potter,” he said. And all it really takes now is some Colin Creevey bashing and a Draco in denial. Oh, and mature sexual content. Crack!Fic. DMHP!

There are many ways to find out what type of person someone is. Draco employs one of the lesser-known ways in an attempt to see if him and Potter would suit. Madness ensues...not to mention slash and what happened to Snape!

Draco definitely should have yelled or thrown something at Potter’s head or something, because it was clear that he, Draco, was much more suited to the role of Harry Potter’s eye candy than Snape was. A love potion backfires on Harry in Potions. One-shot.

It's nearly Christmas, but Harry isn't into the Holiday cheer. Draco has left him and Harry doesn't understand why.

"That wasn't a kiss, Draco." Potter said defiantly. "Very true." He agreed, nodding. "But this is." Rated for language, mostly.

I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Draco's new rule for his and Harry's Relationship. Oneshot Crazy bit of Fluff.

“I’m leaving.” Those were the last words Draco said before he walked out of the door, two grey suitcases in his hands. Two grey suitcases for five years of their relationship. That had been three and a half weeks ago to the day. It was Thursday. [slash]

Harry's dreams lead him to take a midnight swim, where he meets someone he does not expect. HD slash

PostHBP collab crack!fic. While avoiding Death Eaters, Harry and Draco find something to occupy their time. Features my usual SoGay!Draco and Maggie's FluffyDom!Harry. Also, lots of boysex, so if you dont like, DONT READ. Simple. Complete.

ONE SHOT A little arguement about which arse is better turns into alot of conflicts and denail, as well as a little temptation.My First Fanfic made out of laughs so please R R !

[HarryDraco] [ONESHOT] 'Actually, you did toss me up against the wall,' Draco pointed out. 'Rather kinky of you, Potter. I would never have guessed you liked it rough.'

“Can I die in your arms, Summer?” SLASH HPDM. Veela!Draco was rejected by Harry, who was his mate, and lived a life of insanity in his wake.

Draco wants everyone to keep off his property... Contains slash, HD

HD slashy one-shot. 'The whole great hall was somber, as if someone had died. Or passed gas.'

Just a short, sad, sweet, little ficlet. V.Mild Slash, HP/DM, Established relationship, no spoilers. Harry left Draco on a Monday. Draco knows when he'll come home.

Harry gives Draco a very interesting Christmas surprise... and let's just say, the yuletide cheer gets around in ways that are rather naughty and nice. *grin* mildly slashy.