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Joined 06-25-09, id: 1983020, Profile Updated: 09-01-09

Name: Kai-kai, Kaede, Ayame, Dei, Kuro, Tenshi and a lot of other random things that would not make sense to random people.

Description: Long dark brown hair, weird mismatching eyes (green and red), short (around 5'2").

Favourite number: 7

Favourite genre of music: Rock, maybe pop?

Favourite songs: Anything Fall Out Boy, We The Kings, Boys like Girls, Paramore, Linkin Park, and alot of other stuff. Currently, I like Fireflies by Owl City.

Favourite quotes:

"Once there was an ugly barnicle. He was so ugly everyone died. The end." -Patrick from Spongebob.

"Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?" -Unknown.

"I did not slap you, I merely high-fived your face." -Ume

"I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, your mother was hit by a car while walking your dog. They both died. The good news is... Oh, wait, there is no good news." -Unknown.

"If there is life on other planets, they must be using Earth as thier insane asylum." -Unknown.

"And on the eigth day, God created fangirls... shortly thereafter, he said unto Adam... "My bad."" -Unknown.

Something.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

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My Life My Love by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein sasori must make a huge sacrifice to save deidara. sasodei oneshot, character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Criminally Insane by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Set in modern times. Sasori and Deidara as C.S.I.'s. A number of murders have been committed by a criminal duo and it's up to the C.S.I. team to figure out who they are, why they're doing it, and how to stop them. SasoDei, mystery couples.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,377 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete