TheThievingHealerhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. Son of a tart! Who am I? Well, most people call me Bethany, but I do go by many other things. I play soccer and volleyball. I have an obsession with Mass Effect and Amy Lepeilbet. I like the color green, tomatoes, and alternative music. My current favorite song is Aroused by Tom Vek. I am the king of procrastination. Soccer is my life. I was born in October. I curse a lot. I live in the south. I watch a lot of anime and play a lot of video games. My tumblr is thievinghealer, so feel free to check it out. Alrighty then, I think that's enough rambling about me. If you have any question, or wanna know something about one of my stories, want something fixed, or anything else, just let me know and I'll try and get back to ya! Random Quote- "If you suffer together you can forge forward and get through anything." Wise words of the one and only Abby Wambach. |
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Loose Ends by jt-boi reviews
Shepard's daughter reminds her that she forget to take care of a few things. Pure, unadulterated fluff. Just move along. Nothing to see here.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,396 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni - Complete
Intimacy by revolutionrose reviews
Hanji realises the road to physical intimacy is not as simple as she had hoped.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Hange Z., Levi A. - Complete
I should go by FallenTemplar709 reviews
Aethyta decides to spend some time onboard the Normandy with her daughter. Can Jane survive an entire month of her father-in-law's dirty mouth? Will Liara die of embarrasement? Lets find out! This is my first fic, so be gentle.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,804 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, Aethyta - Complete
In Which We See the Second Generation by ZeldaPotter reviews
They grew up together, they learned about their parents together, they were best friends just like their parents. All six of them. Funny, Sad and romantic one shots about the second generation Gaang. Latest: In which Aang is locked in a closet
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,951 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Tenzin, Chief Lin Beifong, Bumi, Kya
Of Earth And Air by Coilerfan35 reviews
A story dump of countless Linzin one-shots that have been fueled by countless prompts from the interwebs! Enjoy! CHILDREN! HIDE YOUR EYES!
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,342 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong, Tenzin
My Heart Belongs To You by Yuri-hime reviews
Korra 'runs into' Asami in a way neither of them quite expected
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,760 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Korra, Asami S. - Complete
Surprise by I Kill Trees reviews
Korra still gets gift baskets from time to time, and sharing is caring. One-shot
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Korra, Bolin - Complete
Earthbending by Miss I-Like-Too-Many-Fandoms reviews
Lin doesn't think she's an earthbender but her mother, in true Toph fashion, drags her out to practice. Will she succeed? Kind of a sequel to The Lemur.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
The Art of Popping the Question by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Korra is tired of waiting for Bolin to ask her to marry him, and takes matters into her own hands.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Korra, Bolin - Complete
A New Kind of Nickname by Pandora.Writing reviews
When Police Chief Toph Bei Fong had a brilliant idea on how to get the Republic City Council back for being idiots, she hardly expected it to come to fruition. She especially didn't think it would occur with the help of Councilman Sokka. That was just a bonus. A sexy bonus. Adult Toph/Sokka set during LoK.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
The Lemur by Miss I-Like-Too-Many-Fandoms reviews
The flying lemur jar is mocking Lin. It's sitting out of her reach full of delicious baked goods. What ever will the child do?
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
Nightmare by Miss I-Like-Too-Many-Fandoms reviews
Toph has a nightmare with Lin beside her in bed. How will the seven year old react? What could frighten the hardened chief of police and bring her tears?
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
A Place to Hide by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Bolin has a bad habit of burying himself underground when he's embarrassed or upset. After a disastrous first date he does exactly that, and it's up to Mako to dig him out again.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Bolin, Mako - Complete
The Proposal by Miss I-Like-Too-Many-Fandoms reviews
The Gaang has returned to the Jasmine Dragon three years after their last meeting there. Aang wants to make another memory on the balcony.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Lessons by i-effed-it-all-up reviews
'When she goes to meetings she displays it proudly to the councilmen, declaring "My kid made this. Bent it out of a damn coin. She's a chip straight off the ol' block, that Lin."' 5 lessons Lin's mother taught her. Doesn't exactly follow canon.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
The Prank by Miss I-Like-Too-Many-Fandoms reviews
Toph can't stand the vibrations any longer and confronts Aang and Katara with the help of Sokka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Loss by Miss I-Like-Too-Many-Fandoms reviews
Lin's thoughts after Amon takes her bending.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
Anniversary by Miss I-Like-Too-Many-Fandoms reviews
Korra and the air bending family appear to be in a state of mourning, much to the confusion of Mako, Asami, and Bolin. What's going on? What's so significant about the day?
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Bolin, Mako - Complete
Apology by Miss I-Like-Too-Many-Fandoms reviews
Korra finally apologizes to Bolin for the kiss like she should have in The Spirit of Competition.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Bolin, Korra - Complete
The Trick by Miss I-Like-Too-Many-Fandoms reviews
The whole of Air Temple Island is abuzz with the impending air bending lesson of Tenzin. Aang has promised to teach him a new, complicated technique. What could this new move be? Even Katara is interested.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Tenzin, Katara - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Miss I-Like-Too-Many-Fandoms reviews
Lin wants her mother to read her a bedtime story. How will Toph react? Will Lin get to find out what happens to the moose-lion cub?
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
Friendships by Miss I-Like-Too-Many-Fandoms reviews
A brief exploration of the beloved quote, "Do you really think friendships can last more than one lifetime?" Featuring Katara and Korra with a dash of Lin.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Katara, Korra - Complete
Soiree by Aimsaru reviews
Bolin and Asami have been dating for a while but Bolin cant help but feel insecure. Especially tonight, when she is being unusually cold. He doesn't want to worry, doesn't want to question, but she's always been good at holding everything inside and he has never been very good at reading her expressions.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bolin, Asami S.
A Guy Like You by flutflutflyer reviews
Five hundred word drabbles of Bolin and Korra goodness. Borra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,668 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Bolin, Korra - Complete
Up to the Challenge by Oh Dee reviews
In which Lin is horny and Tenzin is tired.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong, Tenzin - Complete
Slow Motion by Oh Dee reviews
Tenzin and Lin sway to the rhythm of love.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong, Tenzin - Complete
Bridge of Dreams by Oh Dee reviews
Another take on the rise and fall of Lin and Tenzin's relationship. Lin contemplates the earth over tea.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong, Tenzin - Complete
The Heat Makes Us Crazy by softgrungefic reviews
Set before "Christmas." Someone requested a story about Tino asking out Berwald. I wrote one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Action over Words by Aimsaru reviews
One perfect family, a displaced Chief of Police, a gaggle of orphans, and the Avatar. They were a mess. Lin muses over breakfast at Air Temple Island. Set after ep 7. Slight Makorra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
Brother Betrayer by Aimsaru reviews
Asami decides to sate her curiosity about Bolin's rumored prowess in the bedroom. Inspired by episode 7. Lemon!
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Asami S., Bolin
Expecting by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Life with Korra was always full of surprises, but learning that he was going to be a father still managed to catch Bolin off guard.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Bolin, Korra
Mother by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Mother's Day is never easy for Bolin.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Bolin, Korra - Complete
Morning Glory by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Bolin wakes up to a rather embarrassing problem when Korra sleeps over.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Bolin, Korra - Complete
Burgeoning by Aimsaru reviews
Just a bit of fluff and humor revolving around a pregnant Korra. M&K
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Korra, Mako
Pitter Patter by Oh Dee reviews
Mako and Korra get roped into babysitting. Fluff
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
Five More Minutes by a-heavyheart-tocarry reviews
Korra is not at all a morning person. Simply Borra fluff. Oneshot.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Bolin, Korra - Complete
Breaking In by Ninaeva reviews
What if Miranda really did break in the Alliance HQ just to see Shepard? fem!Shep/Miri, with Shep/Vega bromance
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2012 - [Shepard (F), Miranda L.] - Complete
Laundry by OurGloryDays reviews
A chaste kiss is stolen between the flowing sheets dancing in the summer's breeze. SuFin... Nothing too cheesy, real names used, just cute.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
First Impressions by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Bolin and Mako got their first look at Korra long before they met on that fateful day at the arena.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Bolin, Mako - Complete
Mend by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Bolin needs a little help recovering from his encounter with the Equalists. Brotherly fluff and hints of Borra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Bolin, Korra - Complete
All The Right Moves by tyrantsandcreampuffs reviews
In which Bolin drowns, Asami rolls on the ground, and a platypus bear walks into a bar. / Oneshot. #05
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Bolin, Asami S. - Complete
The Beard by TingedAutumn reviews
Aang seeks to prove to Katara that his new facial hair is a good thing. Kataang oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Euphemisms by Rae D. Magdon reviews
Spawned by this prompt: "I'd like to see Aethyta advising FemShep and Liara on ways to spice up their sex life in the most hilariously crude and dirty manner possible. FemShep and Liara feel increasingly awkward and uncomfortable as she continues on."
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/20/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F)] - Complete
By Any Other Name by Rae D. Magdon reviews
Wrex tells his children how their namesakes cured the genophage, Jacob's son hears about how Shepard destroyed the Collectors, and Shepard's daughter wonders why she seems to be the only kid not named after her father. FemShep/Liara, with Wrex and Jacob
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/20/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F)] - Complete
Special Delivery by Rae D. Magdon reviews
The Normandy receives a very special delivery, but more than one person thinks the package is for them. Jack/Miranda, Liara/FemShep, Tali/? Warning for total insanity/crackfic and the mention of sex toys
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/16/2012 - [Miranda L., Jack] [Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F)] - Complete
Vaenia by Rae D. Magdon reviews
Jack tries to steal something that doesn't belong to her and gets an eyeful instead. Miranda/Jack, Liara/FemShep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/3/2012 - [Jack, Miranda L.] [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] - Complete
Exposure by Zing-baby reviews
M!Commander Shepard and Tali'Zorah have gone through everything together that two people *can* endure together. There is one experience left that they are desperate to share before their deaths render it too late. A special gift to my male fans!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Tu sei il mio tutto by AlexisBlade reviews
Miranda wasn't sure if she should be furious or swooning over Eli's latest debacle. That infuriating woman had shot Niket before she had the chance, twice in fact. One shot in the groin and the other in the head. Yet she comes to a startling realization.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Miranda L. - Complete
Bird Watching by Avadrea reviews
What is this "bird watching" and why dose the human monk find it such an interesting pastime? Sesshoumaru is determined to find out.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Dancing Queen by xGlass reviews
Finland comes home early to find something he didn't expect.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
On the Subject of Names by xGlass reviews
In which Finland tests Sweden's patience rather he realizes it or not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Dance With Me by CatastrophicMeltdown reviews
The other nations don't think Germany has enough passion to dance. He proves them wrong. Oneshot. *GerIta, mentions of Russia/America.*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Violation by CatastrophicMeltdown reviews
France is groping Spain's bodacious booty. Romano is not pleased. *SLASH* Spain/S. Italy, Spamano. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Tizenöt by coeurgryffondor reviews
Five things Austria and Hungary shared with the world, four moments they kept to themselves, three times they said nothing, two times Hungary needed Austria, and one time Austria did something about it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,814 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Let Me In by pocketfulofmumbles reviews
When Tino Väinämöinen's car crashes in the middle of nowhere on a stormy winter night, he thinks he's going to die frozen and alone. But he follows a light and discovers much more than he ever thought he would. AU. Rated T for swearing and blood.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,409 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Finland, Sweden
Do You Love Me? by Kisshulover1 reviews
"Do you love me?" That's what Tino has been trying to ask the man that he's been with for six months... That simple little question that could set his heart ablaze, or crack it in two. Which answer will Berwald give? Rated M for reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,446 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Saturday Nights by ipona reviews
It's their own secret tradition. Sweden/Denmark/Norway, threesome, smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
APH Rochu: Lovers in the Sunflower Field by haraguro-tan reviews
Ivan decides that the day of the official declaration of the Sino-Soviet Treaty of Friendship and Alliance is an appropriate day to bring their friendship one step further. No, make that several steps, da. My take on Ivan and Yao's first time together.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,102 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Russia, China - Complete
Rain by Jentrelavellan reviews
Post manga/Brotherhood. Ed is back from the West, and Winry is desperate to see if what was said at the train station is true. Rated 'M' for fluffy smut.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,643 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 107 - Published: 12/12/2010 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
How I Met your Father by Rantzilla reviews
Not NEARLY as good as the title implies. If you value your sanity, I suggest you don't read. It is pure CRACK. Complete CRACK. And nothing but CRACK. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ, DON'T BLAME THE WRITER FOR ANY SANITY LOST IF YOU DO READ. M for bondage.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
A Matter of Some Delicacy by sinemoras09 reviews
AU. Ulquiorra learns the nature of human companionship. Ulquiorra/Orihime. No spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
The Walk by Souzousei reviews
I feel a weakness coming on. / Enjoy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,991 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Manipulation by Souzousei reviews
Kyouya's eyes were the color of a thunderstorm. / One-shot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Ballet Practice by SecretSorrowXXX reviews
China decides to learn something from Russia: ballet. What he doesn't know is the affects of seeing his Russian in tights... Lemon! MaleXMale! High Sexual Content! Read and Review! Storyline from kink meme! Yao is uke, don't worry guys XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
Bedtime Games by TobikoSprinkles reviews
Stuck with the Hitachiin twins for the weekend, things get complicated when Haruhi is forced to share a bed with the devilish pair. HikaruxHaruhixKaoru. One shot. Lemons, Lemons and more Lemons.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 218 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Golden by TheNarator reviews
In the world's time of greatest need, the Konoha 12 and Sand Siblings formed the Golden Army. Now the time has come to form it again. Rating for scattered lemons for various couples. Lemons: Naruhina, Shikatema, Nejiten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,261 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Life Goes On by Souzousei reviews
Yoshio Ootori had proposed the arranged engagement, Ranka had accepted. How would their children fair as they're pushed into a marriage neither asked for? KyoxHaru/Lemon warning.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,490 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 256 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Time For A Break by ReimeiRogers reviews
Hisagi has got to take a break! One-Shot!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Shuuhei H. - Complete
Problem Solver by CelestialCircumference reviews
TenTen's been frustrated with Neji's lack of loving lately. When she finds out why well, she's all about helping him solve his little problem. Ties into 'One of Those Nights' - no story, pretty much just smut. You've been warned, no kiddies please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Plenty of Tobasco by Leeko reviews
Oneshot. Kalulu with Lemon. Title has a dual meaning, in the anime C.C. runs out of tobasco and ruins a possible Kalulu moment, now she has plenty xD Also meaning that it's a feisty one ; Canon with additions, obviously. Tried to make it tasteful.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
Lost But Not Forgotten by Okami-Raen reviews
Kensei was always a serious guy, never smiling, and easily angered. When an incident arises and he finds a young girl in his company, is he seen in a new light? Follow Yume and Kensei as they move from 200 years ago to present day! Hiatus/To Be Rewritten
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 102,888 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Kensei M.
Ego by Corrosionz reviews
Lelouch had a huge ego. And he knew it.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
Obstinate by Silva Jupiter reviews
“Are you trying to seduce me?” She questioned. His husky voice whispered in her ear, "Yes I am." Tenten and Neji battle for dominance in bed. One-shot Tenten and Neji pairing. Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Surprises by DJNS reviews
Katara and Aang have their first child. Kataang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Physical Activity 101 by KiraHatesDresses reviews
/LelouchxKallen/ Chapter 2 up! “You lack the physical capabilities that all leaders should have. Brawns aren’t everything... but you’re just ridiculous.”
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,560 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
The Other Thing by scorpiaux reviews
She knew where the babies came from. But not about this other thing. Katara and Toph have a chat about womanhood. One Shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Katara, Toph
Blueberries and Stars by The Air Alchemist reviews
This chapter is a supplementary to chapter nine. It's a lemon, so if you don't want to read about sex, then don't even open the link!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,888 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Mmm, Tastes Like a Lemon by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Kagome and Inu-Yasha are late, so Miroku, Shippo and Sango, being the wonderful friends they are- go look for them. Well. They find the pair- But what exactly are they DOING back there in the bushes? IK, MS
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/15/2003
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Cold Water reviews
Countries have been getting bombed. Germany has been bombing America, and Alfred has no idea what's going on. What's an American supposed to do?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - America, England/Britain
Coming Home reviews
Winry comes home from Rush Valley and find Ed. One-shot. Edwin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Edward E., Winry R.
Morning Coffee reviews
Women are such odd creatures in the morning. Royai. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Roy M., Riza H.