My name is DJ. I absolutely utterly despise Twilight. I swear, its like a fanfiction.net story that got published somehow. I'm 16 years old, a junior and a filmmaker and screenwriter. I joined ff.net about a year ago because of Naruto, but I hate that series now and I'm here for the lulz.

Favorite Movies: 400 Blows, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Forrest Gump, Laura, Reservoir Dogs, Memento, Pulp Fiction, Following, The Dark Knight, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Grindhouse Presents: Deathproof, Schlinder's List, Fight Club, The Machinist, Brokeback Mountain, The Big Lebowski, No Country for Old Men, There Will be Blood, To Kill a Mockingbird, It Happened One Night, Fargo, Empire of the Sun, Marx Brother's Night at the Opera, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Juno, Little Miss Sunshine, Rear Window and Get Carter.

Favorite Music: Bang Gang, Beck, Fleet Foxes, Fruit Bats, MGMT, Neko Case, Stealers Wheel, George Baker Selection, Blue Swede, April March, Sufjan Stevens, Bill Joel, Jaymay, Francoise Hardy, Imogen Heap, Johnny Flynn, Mika, Radiohead, Rosie Thomas

If you can take the heat, I'll critque your work for you.