Hi BlackDesires here, I'm a huge fan of FanFiction so I decided to make an account.

Name: Uhh...yeah. I don't think so.*sweatdrop*

Age: Haha thats a good one...Oh your serious, well I'm in high school.

Likes: Anime&Manga, Spending time with friends and family, Candy, Writing, Winter, 9GAG Etc...(theres more but I'm to lazy to write them all)

Dislikes: Mary-sues, People who judge others, Homework, Thunderstorms, Summer and FLAMERS(If you dont like the story or the pairing dont read it, whether or not the story is good or bad you have no right to go and bash something someone put a lot of time and effort into)

More About Me: I'm a pretty laid back person, loyal, short tempered (at times), frank, creative and easily bored. I love my friends and family and I'm willing to take on anyone who disrespects them. I enjoy reading and writing, and hate people who judge others, if you don't know them then you have no right to judge them!

My Top 10 Favorite Animes(not in order)

Bleach

Naruto

D-Gray man

Inuyasha

Soul Eater

Blood+

Black Cat

Sailor Moon(the very first anime I ever watched)

Card Captor Sakura

Kaichō wa Maid-sama!

Favorite Artist or Band: Evanescence, Three Days Grace, The Fray, Daughtry, Panic! at the Disco, Mayday Parade, Linkin Park, Marianas Trench, P!nk, Jesse J, Lady Gaga, Chris Brown, Eminem, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson...Etc.

Favorite Quotes:

"You are slow, even when falling" -Byakuya

"After all, there's nothing but fear reflected in your sword.
When you dodge, "I'm afraid of getting cut".
When you attack, "I'm afraid of cutting someone".
Even when you try to protect someone; "I'm afraid of letting them die".

If you dodge, "I won't let them cut me".
If you protect someone, "I won't let them die".
If you attack, "I'll cut them". -Urahara

"Hello? 911? Can you bring, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ambulances? thanks." -Ichigo

"We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever." - Hitsugaya

"Smells like...BAD SPIRITS!!!!" - Don Kanonji

"GOOOOOOD MOOOOOORNIIIING ICHIGOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" - Isshin

"You're grades are dropping?! SO WHAT! Who cares about grades? I don't give a damn about grades!" - Isshin(the worlds most epic Dad!!!!!!)^.^

"Heh sanity? Sorry, I don't recall ever having anything like that." -Zaraki

"As of now, ALL your opinions are rejected" - Ichigo

"I feel odd! Nothing seems out of place. Even without Rukia, the world just keeps going." -Ichigo

"Noooo, there's no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai!" -Urahara Kisuke

"Blah blah blah.. You're noisy. You just want to say that you are the good guy, right?" -Zaraki Kenpachi

"What happened to your arm?" -Ichigo
"I cut it off. I don't need both arms to kick your ass." -Grimmjow

Important Note:

Okay, I need help finding a Beta-Reader. But there is something very important you may need to know. I can't swear! No matter how bad I want to at times I can't so please bear with me and help me out! TT^TT.

Favorite Pairings:

Bleach

*HitsugayaxMatsumoto*- How can I not love this pairing. they were both betrayed by their childhood friends, plus they care more about each other then they put on, their an awesome pairing. And I hate it when strong characters are with weak or naive ones *cough-Hinamori-cough*. ^.^ (and Hinamori doesn't deserve Hitsugaya's love after she tried to kill him for her oh so powerful Aizen-sama)

IchigoxRukia* - Do I really need to explain why this pairing is amazing or why they should be together, they were partially made for each other (just like Hitsugaya and Rangiku) and again I don't like weak characters with strong ones *cough-Orihime-cough*

*RenjixTatsuki* - Their really cute together, plus someone needs to keep Renji in his place.

*UryuuxOrihime* - Again the pairing cute, and don't worry I'm not an Orihime hater but I don't want her getting in the way of Ichigo and Rukia being together. sorry IchiHime lovers *Shrugs*

*ShunsuixNanao* - Their just like HitsuMatsu and just as awesome. *3*

*UkitakexKiyone* - Leave me alone! okay this one is random but it makes some sense she's devoted to her taicho, besides I'm kinda getting bored with the UkitakexUnohana pairing no offense to anyone who likes them together!

and others...

Naruto

*NarutoxHinata* - Come on they are absolutely perfect for each other!

*ShikamorixIno* - She keeps him on his feet and no matter how mad she gets at him for being lazy she still takes care of him.

*NejixTenten* - I highly dout Neji would be able to put up with any other girl as his girlfriend and they kick...ahem.

*SasukexSakura* - If Sasuke teme didn't betray the village they could have been together, but Noooo he had to go and get revenge!

and others...

Story Requests & Flamers: Like I said before, I'm a huge FanFiction fan so if you ever have a request for a story PM me and I'll do my very best post it for you.

Aslo to people how may want to flame me you can go ahead but if you think about it, your only making a fool out of yourselves. So please you can like what you like and I'll like what I like.

And all Flames wil be used to make smores and/or burn your review! ;) so please don't waste my time. ^.^

Extras:

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo.I'll read any type of story I don't judge, but it has to be well written and have a good story line and plot.OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

If you are a Hitsu/Matsu fan all the way post this on your profile, and put your name on the list: Hitsugaya16, RarusuRinnu1310, Kaiser969, Chibiness-O-Yeahh, Ice Prince Hitsugaya, HauntedMoonlight, BlackDesires

Fake Friends?? ... or ... Real Friends?

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Pillsbury Dopegirl10, Makayla, Sandy11-1990, JoaNymAr12, Hitsugaya16, RarusuRinnu1310, -Rowann Redfern- darkdream jashin, Ice Prince Hitsugaya, BlackDesires

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

21 things to do in a lift

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. MEOW occasionally.

6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7. SAY -DING at each floor.

8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.