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Joined 05-07-09, id: 1927322, Profile Updated: 06-25-10
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Hey Peoplezz!!! I'm Lexie. Why is my user name followed by "333"? because, im only HALF evil

alright, so most, well, probally all, of myfanfics will be about Twilight, and mostly my fav couple ever!!(Jalisper, thats Alice and Jasper if you did figure that out already)

read my co-written stories with my Twin/cousin @:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2118233/WeAreTwilght

i think the are really good...let us no what you think :)

PICS FOR STORYS AT BOTTOM!!

my fav books are( in this order): Eclipse, breaking Dawn, Twilight, New moon, Evermore, Blue moon, Old yeller and anything by Dr. Suess (u gotta luv the classics! lol)


ok...i no some people get mad at all the diffrent twilight 'teams' but, i really dont care! : ) here r all the teams im on

team Jasper: cuz, hale, hav you seen him!?

team alice: i'd sooo go shopping with her

team la-push-jacob-off-a-cliff: give up all ready!!

team leah: they needed a girl wolf

team jane: caz shes cool like that

team mike: just kidding


Songs that i think match Twilight Characters/Couples

character song title artist time/why

Edward : Circles Hollywood Undead (when he leaves in New Moon

Bella : Hello Fasination Breathe Carolina (when Edward leaves)

Jasper and Alice Say heyMichael Franti and Spearhead (about their relationship)

Jacob Do you Know? Enrique Iglesias( he loves Bella and she doesnt love him the same way)

Jacob and Rosalie Anything you can do i can do better (srry idk who sings this...lol) (i think u can figure this one out lol)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip

I'm a human being, so i must be labled

If you hate sterotypes, copy and paste in your profile (bold the ones you are):

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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch ,run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

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COPY AND PASTE ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT --

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1.What would you say about your boyfriend?
fearless

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?
you belong with me

3.Your teacher is ...

little black backpack

4.What's written on your classroom's blackbored?

the path

5. If you ever got a tattoo what would it say?

video killed the radio star

6. How would you describe your next door neighbors?

davedays doesnt know

7. What would your Best Friend say about you?

red high heels

8.How do you feel right now?

imagine

9. What's on your bedside table right now?

riddle

10. What did you do when you woke up this morning?

super masive blackhole

11. When you open your wardobe you see...

decode

12. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

7 8 9 (ok then...?)

13. If you had to write a fanfic write now, what would it be called?

the ninjas(has potential)

14.A song you would sing at your school's talent show?

im only me when im with you

15. Your life's theme song?

skyway avenue(i can see that...)

16. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

kristy, are you doing ok? (well, i do like anwswering questions with questions...)

17. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?

the night is still young (that kinda actully makes sense, unlike some of these)

18.Your motto is..

smile (hey!! this one actully makes COMPLETE SENSE!! yea, thats right, lol)

Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - paris hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!

Mine: I stabbed an easter eggbecause the gummy bears made me!! (thats totally my new motto)

A-Z Quiz About Moi!

A
- Available: well, im single...but my heart is taken

- Age:almost 13
- Annoyance: Stupid people, and Chipmunks, and MATH!!
- Animal: Cowies

B
- Birthday: March 19
- Best Friend: Huni, Poptart, Belles, Devie and Maxwell
- Best feeling in the world: Talking to a certain person mentioned above, when no else is around, and he makes me laugh

- Best weather: Cloudy with a mix of sun and rain
- Been in Love: Nope.
- Been on stage?: Yee, I was Dorothy
- Believe in Santa: Well, Duh!!;)

C
- Candy: Harribo Gummy Bears
- Color: Black, Blue and Purple
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate.
- Chinese/Mexican Food: Chinese- mm...
- Cake or pie: Cake. wait maybe pie...what kind? lol
- Continent to visit: Europe
- Cheese: American or sharp chedder

D
- Day or Night: Night.
- Dancing in the rain: If he'd dance with me...yeah lex, good luck with that

E
- Eyes:yes...i mean... Blue

- Ever failed a class?: No.

F
- First thoughts waking up: stupid effin sun...but atleast...no, nevermind
- Food: ooo! yum

G
- Greatest Fear: being on a boat in the ocean

- Goals: to admit the truth when they all ask, even though they really didnt need to

- Gum: Spearmint

- Get along with your parents?: i guess?

H
- Hair Color: Blonde and Purple
- Height: 5 and a half inch!! feet
- Happy:usually

- Holiday: i fu mean it in the american sense then idk but in the other sense Vermont or upstate NY
- How do you want to die: i never want to die!!

I
- Ice cream: Chocolate
- Instrument: i sing, but if a guy can play guitar...dude, i frickin love you

J
- Jewelry: chockers

- Job: none

K
- Kids: Awesome.
- Kickboxing or karate: Karate.
- Keep a journal?:si

L
- Letter: Q
- Laughed so hard you cried: ?

M
- Milk flavor: COFFEE!!(lol, maxx)

- Movies: John Tucker must die!!
- Motion sickness?: no
- McD’s or BK: MIckey D's all the way!!

N
- Number: 3.

O
- One wish: my own, personal, damon(evermore) and Jasper(twilight)

P

- Pepsi/Coke: PEPSI!!(MAxx...Anthony...Nick...PEPSI!!NOT COKE!!)
- Perfect Pizza: they yummi kind

- Piercings: earrings

Q
- Quail: Is that a bird?

R
- Reason to cry: Myah is movin :'(
- Reality T.V.: Er...no thx
- Radio Station: Er...i always change it, lol
- Roll your tongue in a circle: noppe
- Ring size: idk

S
- Song: Here(in your arms) hellogoodbye
- Shoe size: confidential!
- Salad Dressing: rasberry walnut vinigtaret

- Sushi: yuck!

- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries!

T
- Time for bed: depends on if im at mom or dads house

- Thunderstorms: luv them!!

U
- Unpredictable: Me.

V
- Vacation spot(s): VT

W
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Booj!!
- Worst feeling: when that person from ealier is sad or upset and wont tell me why.
- Wanted to be a model: Not really.
- Worst Weather?: Snow or frickin hott!

X
- X-Rays: Love to... but no.

Y
-Year it is now: 2010.
-Yellow makes me think of: Huni

Z
- Zoo animal: I don't like zoos.

Things people say that bug me

"oh, you just wanna have your cake and eat it too" well duhhh y wood i want cake that i wasnt gonna eat

"its gonna be the last place u look" no...rly? where is it? is it here? no here it it! is it here? NO! your not gonna keep looking!

P1- "(asks question)?" P2-what did you say?" P1-"nevermind" P2-"oh, (answers Q)" why did you ask what i said if you already knew???


PICTURE LINKS

MOVING ON AND AWAY

chapter 6

Angela's PJs

Bella's PJs

Rose's PJ's sorry this link no longer works

Alices PJ's

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Random Jokes And Drabbles by Duck Life reviews
Just random things I think of when I read the Twilight series. Keep in mind that I usually think of these late at night! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8976 - Favs: 8,055 - Follows: 4,028 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight AIM by xXMissJasperHalexX reviews
Ya well it might not be as funny as some others but hey plz no flames R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009
Alice Did They by Tani May Trybrand reviews
Alice from wonderland did they call you crazy? They call I, Alice from Biloxi that. In the asylum Alice desides to ask her favorite character if she was treated like Alice was.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Alice - Complete
In Pieces by twitina reviews
Alice is alone in Biloxi on Christmas Eve, learning about her human past and trying to avoid visions of her family. While absorbed in the photos and her thoughts, she instead finds that "family" might have a slightly different definition. One-shot. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Another Twipod Shuffle by Paramore-Fan-Says-Hi reviews
Another Twipod shuffle thing I did. Alice/Jasper. Read and review Please. Rating cause I'm way too paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
How Alice Met Jasper by sevvi-carlisle reviews
My friend and I made this up in woodshop. We were bored and thought of how Alice could have met Jasper. Warning: we laughed too much when we made this so i guess it's really funny.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Piano's and Football by Writer-Of-Randomness reviews
Mary is the school geek with dorky glasses and bad hair, Jasper is the jock and makes her life hell. Her aunt gives her a whole new makeover over spring break and when she comes back, she's Alice, a whole new person. But will she want Jasper? ONE SHOT!JXA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,592 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Twilight Chat by Emmett is a huggable bear-123 reviews
The Twilight people IM! Woot-woot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009
Love Story by SunnyDropped reviews
Songfic to Love Story by Taylor Swift. AlicexJasper, very sweet. Alice meets Jasper at a ball hosted by her father; it's love at first sight but her daddy doesn't approve. Can they still be together despite this obnoxious obsticle? R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,976 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
School Projects by Wishes and Words and Etcetera reviews
Alice Brandon has always been infatuated with the mysterious Jasper Whitlock, and all of her dreams seem to come true when they are assigned to be each others partner for a Psychology project. Second place for best AH in the Twilighter Awards!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,892 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper
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Moving on and Away reviews
Alice's parents and sister have died and she is sent to live with her parents friends, the Webbers, in Forks. will she be able to start a new life, or will she never move on? A/H
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
How I Became Alice reviews
They all think Alice has the perfect life. She has everything; a boyfriend, looks and smarts. She's flawless.They THINK. But make-up can only cover the scars on your face. The ones on your heart are forever visible to those who care enough to look.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Alice
Circles reviews
Not only is is a Fanfic, but its also a SongFic.... Circles Hollywood Undead
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Alice, Jasper
everything will turn around Jacobs Song reviews
this is a song i wrote about how Bella feels about Jake in New Moon. soo, umm, yea. please hit the pretty blue letters and read! :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete