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 Huge fan of all things Twilight and smut. 33 year old stay at home mom. I'm not used to being at home all day & I ran out of things to do. I was searching for something to read online and look where it landed me. I haven't seen the light of day since I fell into the black hole that is smutty TwiFic, but I love every minute of it. I have to say thank you to all the authors that I have read and follow on twitter, you bring happiness to me every day. Mwahs to each and every one of you. xoxoxo UPDATE: I'm now a 34 year old single mom and loving my life even more. I kicked the man to the curb, finally followed my heart and gave in to what I've always wanted. Who knew I've always wanted a Britpacksuccubus *shrugs* go figure, huh?? But that's what I've got and Imma hang on really fucking tight!!! Updated Update: Another year later and I've married my Britpacksuccubus. WOOHOO!!!! We've been so busy merging our lives together, finding new jobs, looking for a place to live... We miss our fanfic friends. Thanks to everyone that gave us support and wished us well!! |
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Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6828 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13467 - Favs: 7,924 - Follows: 4,872 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6726 - Favs: 5,169 - Follows: 4,941 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Nightingale Journals by kimpy reviews
Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but can they remain professional? Epic banter and tensions result.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 231,945 - Reviews: 3630 - Favs: 3,448 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Nights by theladyingrey42 reviews
She thinks that I'm rejecting her. I know I'm still rejecting myself. - Five nights that could have happened in Eclipse. You know, if you forget that whole abstinence thing. AU / ExB / EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 147 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18550 - Favs: 7,744 - Follows: 3,738 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One wish by marie0912 reviews
Friction, smoke, spark, flicker, fire, flame - Labels, shame and suppression meets undiluted and raw sexuality as two worlds collide, a wallet forgotten and their game begins. Femmeslash. All human. Lemonade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Rosalie, Victoria - Complete
Untouched by TheNomadSoulmate reviews
Hello. I'm Bella Swan, and i hate men. You didn't really think i'd just be 'dazzled' by you, did you? Oh, honey. I'm smarter than that." A/H AU Definitely OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,075 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,906 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Get Off by Britpacksuccubus reviews
When Bella becomes Edward's assistant and moves in across the street, what will happen when he takes in the view? And not just those of the skyline... AH, OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blood Lines by windchymes reviews
With just weeks to go before the wedding, Edward reveals a secret from his human life which leaves Bella shocked and wondering just how well she knows the man she is about to marry. This is very much an Edward and Bella love story. S Meyer owns all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 264,462 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5787 - Favs: 4,102 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Maybe I'm Amazed by AliceDances01 reviews
While working as baristas in high school, Cocky Edward and Snarky Bella become unexpectedly close friends. Now reunited at college, they struggle to find the courage to act on the intense, less-than-platonic feelings they've always had for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,126 - Reviews: 2323 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 2,351 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews
Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3402 - Favs: 3,551 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Honeymoon by Juliejuliejulie reviews
The first night of the honeymoon on Isle Esme. What exactly happened after Edward pulled Bella deeper into the ocean? The events from the water to the bedroom from Edward's POV. Five chapters. Mature but restrained content, hopefully true to the canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete