Some shit about me:

Name: JAKOB

Real name: Chris DeJesus. i am not related to someone you know.

Martial Status: slightly amused and engaged

Favorite stuff: Pizza, Rock music, sex, eating raw peppers, all kinds of pie, Christmas, sex...

Most hated stuff: Chevelle, Disturbed, Non-Conformists(hypocrites), upstairs neighbors and telemarketers...

Favorite story types: humor, general, action/adventure, angst, romance(sometimes), and horror(zoommbies...)

quotes: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it"-somebody

"If you drop a tool while fixin a car, it will roll underneath to the exact center."-Murphy's Law

"...We don't know what we're doing anymore."-Lewis Black

"if you constantly live in fear of something,

you forget how to live"

-me

Forthcoming Fics:

On Pain of Death: an insane romp at Hogwarts. Special guest: my character, Wolfe Kaiser(bka Wolfe w00t!)

The Ridicumiculos Adventures of Wolfe: Wolfe travels throughout the many worlds, causing chaos and misfortune for whomever he meets

A painful existence: a story about a girl in Japan. related to the nerve gas attacks on Tokyo's underground

It Can't Get Much Worse: When Mizumi meets a man named Fawkes, her view of the world is turned upside down. Berzerk related

more soon...if it's not too much trouble