![]() Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride. hi ! my name is alexandra ... last name to hard and unimportant to type! im 13 and have brown hair and brown eyes that change colors according to my mood i like to read .i love to chill with my friends and my friends call me alice cuz im like a total shopaholic! i love to talk and i talk way to fast for people whom dont know me to understand. i enjoy melting crayons because it gets all shiny and waxy umm if u have a u tube plz add me thank u! http://www.youtube.com/user/GINNYfan1 I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person,"What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Lola, Heather, Chris, Delilah, Edward, Diana, Brandon, Ivan, Andrea,alexandra My dad said I had an overactive imagination. My dad said I had 'nice language' My dad said that I'm pretty smart My dad said that I know how to be kind My dad said I talk a lot My dad says he loves me If you feel like your dad (or mom or both) doesn't love or care about you enough, that they say you're not good enough, or you should try to be better in school and that you're just such a fucking disappointment then add this to your profile. Let people know what kind of parents you have. Let them know that if they're parents one day, to try hard to let their kids that they love them no matter what. I wish my dad (or mom, or both) was like that... Edward knows what you're thinking without you saying anything How convenient STORY TIME!! OK SO THE OTHER DAY I WAS SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM WIT MY BIG BROTHER AND HE TOLD ME TO LOOK IN HIS BACKPACK FOR HIS FLASH CARDS.SO I DID.I FOUND THEM AND GAVE THEM TO HIM .I WENT BACK TO PUT HIS BACK PACK ON THE FLOOR BUT ME BEING A KLUTZ I DROPPED IT AND A SANDWICH COMES FLYING OUT AND MISSES MY BROS HEAD BY LIKE AN INCH . HE WAS ALL CALM WHEN HE LOOKED AT IT AND JUST LAUGHED AND SAYED"SO THAT'S WHERE MY LUNCH WAS" OK end of my little story byes -Alex Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people laugh. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it! a good friend will pay for your coffe if you dont have enough cash. a real friend will bring her black water gun an yell" this is a stick up !" Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh BEST POEM EVER: White is the colour of little bunnies with pink noses. White is the colour of fluffy clouds fluffing their way across the sky. White is the colour of soft serve ice cream in a cone. White is the colour of angels wings and Angel's wings. White is the colour of brand new ankle socks fresh out of the bag. White is the colour of crisp sheets in schmancy hotels White is the colour of every last freaking gol-danged thing you see for endless miles and MILES if you happen to be in Antarctica trying to save the world, which now you aren't so sure you can do because you feel like if you see any more whiteness- Wonder Bread, someone's underwear, teeth, you will completely and totally lose your ever-lovin' mind and wind up pushing a grocery cart full of empty cans around New York City, muttering to yourself. -max frm maximum ride tfw Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls I'm the kind of person that walks into a door laughs moves over a step and walks into it again Heaven doesnt wan't me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit Tired of living and scared of dying Scared to remember, terrified to forget REASONS WHY STRANGERS ARE A FRAID OF ME AND MY FRIENDS!! (aka random convos that scare the people around us) it s cool to watch things burn -me pyro-liz no shes not especially if the school is burning that would be so friggin awsome -my other friend oh gosh ur all a bunch of pyros-liz walks away mumbeling and scaring the scrubs (in ela_)ooh i think this lip gloss is like totally my color-prep across the room ooh i think ill like take her lipgloss and like jam it down her throat-my very angry friend now carolina ,dont be mean !i totally think she can work that color lipgloss!-mr knolt our la teacher im scared-me why-jessi cuz itz the end of the day and i havent fallen once today-me ...ok now im really scared-jessi well alice your not gonna fall every day there has to be one day where you dont fall-rose well i guess your right-me oh dude theres my ride .oh and dont fall alex--jessi oh haha what ever--i trun around crash into someone and fall backwards ahh so the univers is in balence once again!-rose meaine-me POP QUIZ! Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? my Brother me-its bazil!! my bro-damn dosent he have any other firends.. me- we both know he doesnt.. Where are you? living room Look up. Now look back. What did you see? the roof...? What's the last thing you ate? food What's your personality like? bitchy, smartass , random, music-y, spaz, , confused, weird, fanatic... and other stuff
besides Fang, and iggy umm C..H What was the last thing you thought? "whats the last thing i thought was the last thing i thought" Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind? hehehe the bushes... You now have a million dollars. What do you do? SHOPPING, FAMILY,and go steal some cars What are you eating/drinking right now? nothing. What are you writing RIGHT NOW? spaz Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? i didnt know globes could talk... Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? "ruin"... What can you hear right now? a song saying Shattered by a world of lies You always crash your car, -misfit by lesely roy Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. me: im supoesd to talk to you big bro: says who? me: the computer big bro: OH, ... me: the pain was a drug big bro-but waht was even more of a drug were the drugs me -ok convo done now Turn on the T.V. What show is on? MASH What happened last time you were typing here on this computer? i killed my character... Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? the kitchen chair Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? bveotsahotdiioilieb ...i feel odd If you just read the quiz, copy and paste it onto your profile. ~alex Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... |
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