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Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride.

hi ! my name is alexandra ... last name to hard and unimportant to type!

im 13 and have brown hair and brown eyes that change colors according to my mood

i like to read .i love to chill with my friends and my friends call me alice cuz im like a total shopaholic!

i love to talk and i talk way to fast for people whom dont know me to understand.

i enjoy melting crayons because it gets all shiny and waxy

umm if u have a u tube plz add me thank u!

http://www.youtube.com/user/GINNYfan1


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the ex who holds her gay best friend tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am the girl whose friends no longer let me hug them when I told them I was bisexual.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person,"What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Lola, Heather, Chris, Delilah, Edward, Diana, Brandon, Ivan, Andrea,alexandra

My dad said I had an overactive imagination.
I said, I got it from you

My dad said I had 'nice language'
I said, I learned from the best

My dad said that I'm pretty smart
I said, I try

My dad said that I know how to be kind
I said, I'll be repaid someday

My dad said I talk a lot
I said, it takes years of practice

My dad says he loves me
I said, you should show it more...

If you feel like your dad (or mom or both) doesn't love or care about you enough, that they say you're not good enough, or you should try to be better in school and that you're just such a fucking disappointment then add this to your profile. Let people know what kind of parents you have. Let them know that if they're parents one day, to try hard to let their kids that they love them no matter what. I wish my dad (or mom, or both) was like that...

Edward knows what you're thinking without you saying anything
Emmett can make you laugh, with the stupidest things
But Jasper can make you feel happy just being in the same room.

How convenient


STORY TIME!!

OK SO THE OTHER DAY I WAS SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM WIT MY BIG BROTHER AND HE TOLD ME TO LOOK IN HIS BACKPACK FOR HIS FLASH CARDS.SO I DID.I FOUND THEM AND GAVE THEM TO HIM .I WENT BACK TO PUT HIS BACK PACK ON THE FLOOR BUT ME BEING A KLUTZ I DROPPED IT AND A SANDWICH COMES FLYING OUT AND MISSES MY BROS HEAD BY LIKE AN INCH . HE WAS ALL CALM WHEN HE LOOKED AT IT AND JUST LAUGHED AND SAYED"SO THAT'S WHERE MY LUNCH WAS"

OK end of my little story byes -Alex


Emmett's the strongest,

Edward's the fastest,

But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people laugh.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it!
A simple friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
A simple friend expects to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you.

a good friend will pay for your coffe if you dont have enough cash. a real friend will bring her black water gun an yell" this is a stick up !"

Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh
Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"
Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We fucked up, huh?"
Good friends dont let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid things ALONE

BEST POEM EVER:

White is the colour of little bunnies with pink noses.

White is the colour of fluffy clouds fluffing their way across the sky.

White is the colour of soft serve ice cream in a cone.

White is the colour of angels wings and Angel's wings.

White is the colour of brand new ankle socks fresh out of the bag.

White is the colour of crisp sheets in schmancy hotels

White is the colour of every last freaking gol-danged thing you see for endless miles and MILES if you happen to be in Antarctica trying to save the world, which now you aren't so sure you can do because you feel like if you see any more whiteness- Wonder Bread, someone's underwear, teeth, you will completely and totally lose your ever-lovin' mind and wind up pushing a grocery cart full of empty cans around New York City, muttering to yourself. -max frm maximum ride tfw

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door laughs moves over a step and walks into it again

Heaven doesnt wan't me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit

Tired of living and scared of dying

Scared to remember, terrified to forget

REASONS WHY STRANGERS ARE A FRAID OF ME AND MY FRIENDS!!

(aka random convos that scare the people around us)

it s cool to watch things burn -me

pyro-liz

no shes not especially if the school is burning that would be so friggin awsome -my other friend

oh gosh ur all a bunch of pyros-liz walks away mumbeling and scaring the scrubs

(in ela_)ooh i think this lip gloss is like totally my color-prep across the room

ooh i think ill like take her lipgloss and like jam it down her throat-my very angry friend

now carolina ,dont be mean !i totally think she can work that color lipgloss!-mr knolt our la teacher

im scared-me

why-jessi

cuz itz the end of the day and i havent fallen once today-me

...ok now im really scared-jessi

well alice your not gonna fall every day there has to be one day where you dont fall-rose

well i guess your right-me

oh dude theres my ride .oh and dont fall alex--jessi

oh haha what ever--i trun around crash into someone and fall backwards

ahh so the univers is in balence once again!-rose

meaine-me


POP QUIZ!

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

my Brother

me-its bazil!!

my bro-damn dosent he have any other firends..

me- we both know he doesnt..

Where are you?

living room

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

the roof...?

What's the last thing you ate?

food

What's your personality like?

bitchy, smartass , random, music-y, spaz, , confused, weird, fanatic... and other stuff


Who do you have a crush on?

besides Fang, and iggy

umm C..H

What was the last thing you thought?

"whats the last thing i thought was the last thing i thought"

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

hehehe the bushes...

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

SHOPPING, FAMILY,and go steal some cars

What are you eating/drinking right now?

nothing.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

spaz

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

i didnt know globes could talk...

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

"ruin"...

What can you hear right now?

a song saying

Shattered by a world of lies
See the misfit in the mirror die

You always crash your car,
You're like a permanent scar,
You're just a walking disaster

-misfit by lesely roy

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

me: im supoesd to talk to you

big bro: says who?

me: the computer

big bro: OH, ...

me: the pain was a drug

big bro-but waht was even more of a drug were the drugs

me -ok convo done now

Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

MASH

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

i killed my character...

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

the kitchen chair

Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

bveotsahotdiioilieb ...i feel odd

If you just read the quiz, copy and paste it onto your profile.

~alex

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

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Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,803 - Reviews: 4720 - Favs: 6,883 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part II: The Book of Albus by deadwoodpecker reviews
This is the companion novel to Backward With Purpose. I'd read that one first. This story is complete; the sequel has begun.
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Heart Broken by luver of darkness reviews
Everyone is human!Bella and Edward has been friends forever but what if Edward got a taste of popularity and deserted Bella? She comes back 2 years later and is a total babe, will Edward ever forgive himself for what he did?Does Bella still love Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 16,820 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 11/30/2007
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
When a Winged Girl Meets a Magic Boy by Alyson May reviews
Harry Potter is playing Quidditch when he collides with who else but Maximum Ride. What happens when a mutant freak learns a whole new meaning to the word weird? Possible pairings later! Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Max
Final thoughts by Can't Decode Me reviews
Bella lives with her grandma in forks. Charlie died a year ago. Bella has to write about her final moments and what would she do. Sadly she has to read it out loud and the Cullens hear. Will they ever understand her sadness? Before ExB. COMPLETED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella - Complete
California Beach by Sarcastic4159 reviews
When Max spies on the boys when they go down to the beach will what she finds bring her closer to Fang or tear them a part? Can Max and The Flock handle normal lives or will it get to complicated?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,259 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Broadway MAXIMUM RIDE STYLE! by the7thflockmember reviews
Just scenes with the flock where they break into song! :D Before MAX, FANG, & ANGEL. Finally finished!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,502 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Better than nothing by kissngoodbye reviews
What happens when Oliver Wood, the star seeker of Gryffindor, says that Hermione, the little miss know-it-all, is his girlfriend, in front of her WORST enemy? I suck at summaries! R&R OWxHG pairing XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,020 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Oliver W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Break? by randomrayyxx3 reviews
The voice tells the flock that they should have a break. But how long will this break last? DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,965 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Max, Fang
Miscommunication by acdhnt reviews
New girl Bella moves to Forks and hates the life there, she comes across a bad boy.A war between 2 different gangs. love,lemons,friendships,drama. ExB,JxA,EmxR. Very good give it a shot trust me!2 lemons first chapter. Different from my other stories.MWA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,743 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Angel Love by Heart of Diamond reviews
Max and Angel are running for there lives. They want to live like other human children, but it's hard when you don't speak their language. When Max finds shelter in a tree house in the back yard of a giant house, Who will she meet? Will they help her? Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,151 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Not for Forever by ohmyakito reviews
Jeb locates the Flock's missing parents. Will they be forced to live with their blood related families or will they continue living as a Flock? How will they hold up knowing that they might be living separate lives? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,389 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
It's a Love Story by vampireobsesser reviews
based off of song love story. edward and bella meet at a ball, later that night, they sneak out to a garden. after a few weeks, charlie catches them. what's he saying about edward having a rep? why did edward leave? if he comes back, who's he with?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,723 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
IMing in the same house by kathyklt reviews
FAX. I know BIG shocker! Theres some Eggy and all is peaceful...Or is it what happens when Max suddenly gets Amnesia?
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Silent Reverie by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
The SEQUEL to WHITE LILIES. Bella & Edward are finally married. But an appearance by someone Bella knew threatens to disturb the peace. Bella's past has now caught up with her present and everything she does determines the future of the undead & halfdead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,818 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by QueenKalasin reviews
Harry and Ginny broke up publicly at the end of HBP, but what about privately? This is the tale of two teenagers, and their secret and sordid relationship! The first chapter is a bit tame, but things quickly change, and the rating is well earned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 155,198 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Hand Cuffed by Demon-Kitty-Chan reviews
The title basically says it all. Flames welcome. Please review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
Shields Don't Protect The Heart by Mkitkat reviews
Max was kicked out of the flock and has been in Itex for four years. What happens when the flock is captured and she's the only one who can get them out? Yeah it sounds like every one else's, but I promise its not! There is FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,169 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
No talking! Write it down :D by madeinchina371 reviews
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
Family Reunion by katymin93 reviews
What happens when claires whole family comes to morganville for a visit? What will they think of their little Claire living at the Glass House again? more importantly, what will they think of Shane? this is my first fanfic so please R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Claire D., Shane C.
LETTERS TO HOGWARTS: LILY'S QUESTION by Elesary reviews
this is what happens right after the nineteen years later. please read
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Caught Up by xLady-Salvatore-Belikovax reviews
Twilight/Harry Potter crossover. The Cullen kids and Bella gets sucked into the world of Harry Potter. What happens when they get sorted into the houses and starts to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? AU! Hehe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,408 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Baby Days by DelilahTCullen reviews
OK, so this is the sequel to BabyBella. Hmmm, seems easy...taking care of a baby, right? But, it's Edward...well, this will prove very interesting....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,208 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Music to the Max! Get it? yeahnvm lol by NamesCat reviews
When the three eldest of the flock were nineteen, Max left the Flock. What happens when all three of them get involved into bands at California? I suck at summaries, da story is beta : Definite Mang n IggyxOC Rated T just incase
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009
Till Death Do Us Part by MurderingxMyxTeddyxBear reviews
Max and Fang are 19 and in love. Happily living a life as normal kids with the rest of the flock, everything is perfect. At least until tragedy threatens to rip the flock apart. This might be the end of the infamous gang forever. Read to find out. Rated T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,277 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Max - Complete
Maximum Ride IMing about life by Orangeduck23 reviews
Maximum Ride and friends IMing because their bored. But they end up saying some pretty funny stuff. please review. Major FAX!.Please enjoy.: Thanks for all the reveiws! I hope u like it. Check out my other stories. COMPLETE
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,545 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Millions of Pieces by ToxicWings333 reviews
Max finds the flocks family. But when the flyboys come back will she be able to get everyone back together or will the flyboys get the flock. And will there parents take them away from each other and leave max in millions of pieces? Was My Real Family!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,932 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Keep Away with the Cullens by piratehannelore reviews
Edward's on edge. Emmett and Jasper can't handle it. So they decide to give Edward a taste of his own medicine...with a game of keep away...with Bella as the prize. What happens when the rest of the family joins in? Reviews please. T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
A Stag in the Wandlight by siriusly klutzy reviews
As newly appointed Head Girl, I had my entire year planned out, and nobody could ruin that. Except for Dumbledore, who did so by assigning James Potter as Head Boy. And for some reason, the Head Boy believes that I need more action in my life. Fantastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,322 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Bella And ? by mollykins reviews
Bells and Jazz have been Best-friends since 2nd grade.. what will happen during freshman year that will change everything? REALLY GOOD STORY! read? All human. just restarted writing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,632 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella
38 Degrees Celsius by alexa35 reviews
A lot of things can happen during a class outing right? Fang & Max find themselves in some pretty awkward situations.. -gasp- Alternate reality,where the flock doesn’t have wings & the school doesn’t exist. Full summary inside. :D Spare me, please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,478 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
Moving to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
A.H. Bella is German and lives in the most famous house in the world for six months. Suddenly she belongs to the rich and famous and hates her popular/player host brother Edward with a passion.What's the dark secret he is hiding? Caution Addictive! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,988 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Leaving, Then Coming Back, But Changed by vampireobsesser reviews
Bella, Edward, and Alice have been friends since they were little. But what happens when Bella moves? Who are the new kids? Why did Edward turn player? please read and reveiw all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 25,363 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lost by Person95 reviews
Max leaves the flock when she finds out she is pregnant with Fang's child. What happens when Fang finds Max? Fax, rated T for sexual references.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,022 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Max, Fang
Nothing Good Comes of Boredom by ra1n reviews
Mutant bird teenagers SHOULD. NOT. DRINK. ALCOHOL. 'M' Rating, as you can see where this is going... R&R, Let me know what you think.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,903 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009
The Music Within by Pretty Little Problems reviews
Max has been hiding something. She's in a world famous band. When the flock find out everything Max thought she knew changes, and nothing will ever be the same again. Fax. Starts out mainly Paramore songs, but I'm gonna throw in Taylor Swift, 3oh!3, ect.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Maximum me, if only! by Person95 reviews
They left. And it hurt. But I'm here to make a new beginning.' Maximum Ride was left by her flock and captured by the school. What happens when they throw her into a family with even more messed up pasts then her. WARNING! Not supposed to be funny.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max
All alone by Babycub reviews
Max and the flock are going um... CAMPING! Niggy and slight FaxX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Iggy, Nudge
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3253 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wake up call by Can't Decode Me reviews
Bella is recovering from Cancer and has just moved to Forks to live with her brother Emmett and dad Charlie. Edward is a bad ass. They meet during community service. She's a people person and He's not. Can she change him? My first fanfic. OOC. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 80,760 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maximum Ride The angel expirement: FANG by bunnyandheartache reviews
The first book from fang's pov. will update each day. eventually all books will be done
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009
Reunions by SoSurreal12 reviews
6 years after 4th book. Every year the flock has a reunion. Fang has gotten into a band, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. P.S. I'm not good a summaries even on my first fanfic I know. I made up the band member's names too. I don't memorize band member's names.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Max, Fang
Save Me by katykat18 reviews
Bella is a depressed high school student who is abused and hurts herself. No one notices her at school until a new student moves into town. exb all human. review?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Human by katykat18 reviews
I couldn't imagine my Edward human, it seemed impossible to me. But I guess anything is possible when Vampires exist. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Taken by FangOwns reviews
The Flock is living with Max's sister Ella and her Mom. Then, Flyboys attack the new school they are attending and the Flock is forced to leave. What happens when Max is abducted and what happens when they meet and old enemy? Fax and Eggy.R&R. First Fanfi
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,891 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009
Just Like Mom by SignedSealedWritten reviews
Fifteen years after the Flock saves the world, Minnie's mother is dead, and she lives with her Dad. That is, until the day she goes to the movie theatre.... rated t for safety and REALLY MILD language. Title to change, suggest some if you want. Review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
Turn It Back by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Bella see's Edward in the street four years after he left, how does she feel about him now? It is a songfic but please give it a try. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The WingedWonder Makes A Chatroom by Mocha Iggy's Last Name Here reviews
The flock is now IMing! But, there is consequences. Seeing Fang in his boxers, for example. And having the ultimate yo mamma contest. Plus having Fang get bottle fingers. You know, that type of stuff.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 13,128 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Max - Complete
Back from the Dead by Typie8882001 reviews
Something happened to Jasper when the Cullen left in new moon. The only one he can now trust is Bella, and they both learn how to live their lives again. Ok so I am bad at summaries but please read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 74,702 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Coming Along by UberLoopy reviews
Teddy and Victoire made a major mistake. Yaddah Yaddah. The first chapter is basically the summary, but not really. It's kinda sad and tragic, but hopefully we'll all get over it! Just kidding. Updates almost daily! Mostly not T/V Mostly an O.C.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Teddy L., OC
Rockstar by Angela-Amazingly Special Girl reviews
Max, Fang, and Iggy are home alone one night when they hear a voice. Not the voice, a voice. Who's voice is it? Will they answer the voice? What will happen if they do? Songfic! One-shot! Rated T for mild language and some flashy dress wearing!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Myths and Facts about Fang by greyskys reviews
...that every fangirl should know! What happens when Max stumbles upon a FangGirl site that posts their takes on Fang? What if she decides to see if they're true?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Max, Fang
Agent Max by Fightingrose reviews
Maximum Ride is working for the government, without the flock, but when her cover is compromised, she is sent to a safe house, right next door to the flock. Did I mention that the flock turned Max over to Itex? Oh, must've slipped my mind.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 30,517 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
The End of Everything by i-eat-butterflies reviews
Oneshot - Max commits suicide. I was bored so i wrote this...R&R flames welcome.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Max
Ninja Fang by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang - Complete
Chocolate Helps on Tests, and Other Things by vindictive locomotive reviews
Max and the flock have saved the world and are attending school in Arizona Max makes a permanent best frend and maybe even wins a contest FAX! EGGY? OC/OC set after book 4 no flyboy action. R&R please! i suc at summaries is better than it sounds i promise
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Max, Fang
No More Sorrow by Chaos Ride reviews
Angel is the last. Of everyone. But she's determined to make it right again.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Angel - Complete
To Live Again by Chaos Ride reviews
The flock tries to move on after Max's death
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Making Angel Cry by Chaos Ride reviews
Based off the poem 'Making Sarah Cry'
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
The Cullens including Bella use AIM! by ThePurpleDragonOfAmazingness reviews
The Cullens use AIM. Watch the stupid/ funny/ strange/ retarded/ and crazy things they do. sorry, I suck at summaries. AIM plot: Overused? Yes. Funny? ALways. at least, I hope so... rated T, just in case...NOTE: OOC sillyness. **ON HOLD**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,185 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008
Don't Let Go by yami1234 reviews
Promise me." I whispered, tears slipping down my cheeks. Fang looked at me weakly, the light from his eyes fading. I clutched his hand tighter. "Promise me you won't let go."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,271 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
One Big Family by UberLoopy reviews
Ginny and Harry got physical before marriage. Read and find out how that little mistake unfolds into something bigger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 35,415 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
The Boss by Mrs.EdwardAMCullen reviews
Bella gets a Job working at one of the top firms in New York City. But what happens when she is atrracted to her boss, and it doesn't make it any better that she sees him every friday because of your roommate. Regular pairs First Fanfic ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,783 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Edward, Bella
Rising Sunset by July's fantasies reviews
After Breaking dawn. 5th book! Bella and the cullens are starting college life in Dartmouth. How would New Vampire Bella and her dazzling husband Edward make their entrance in Dartmouth? Bound to be InTeReStInG! Reviews and comments would be nice!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,873 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
I like sh by EdwardMC reviews
So, this was a convo between my and my friends/ girlfriend. This is a HUMAN story. ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
Figure Me Out by Neica reviews
“She’s bitter. She’s practically mute. She has walls built so high around herself -no one can get through to her. She’s Isabella Swan- your new, loner roommate.” When Jasper's brother comes to stay at his apartment, Bella is less than happy. B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
My First Year as a Cullen by MyBella reviews
Part 2 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. This story is the sequel to The Fairytale Continues. It follows Bella in her first year as a vampire. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 162,772 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Knocked Up by somerdaye reviews
Set a week after the Final Battle. Oh, crap. The youngest Weasley finds out that she's pregnant. And she's only sixteen. DH and canon compliant. Inspired by the film Juno. Hey, fatso! ...Git. FINALLY FINISHED! SEQUEL UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 20,243 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Therapy by Rock'n'Slash reviews
This was writen by one of my crazy friends. She really needs therapy. ALYSSA IS A WEIRDO! XD
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
White and Nerdy by XLadySnowX reviews
Crack!fic. Edward, Emmett and Jasper raid Carlisle's medicine cabinet. Oh My. RnR! If you dont like Crack!fics, DONT READ. It's as simple as that. Oh, no f-l-a-m-e-s, please. :D Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Questions for Edward by Rock'n'Slash reviews
Once upon a time, the guys are out of the house and Alice and Bella get bored. So, they steal Edward's computer. They find a page that has fan questions on it. They have to comment. This is that page. If you like Bella's Ham Sandwich, you'll love this!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2008
A Broken Promise by theTwi-TasticDuo reviews
Edward and Bella have been married for 2 weeks, but Edward hasnt changed her yet. Find out what happens when Bella has finally had enough of Edward stalling her transformation. Who does she go to and what crazy thing she does that noone would ever expect.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,740 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008
Coffee Shop Mishaps by Emotional Range of a Teaspoon reviews
Harry and Ginny go back to Hogsmeade just like old times. Ginny's Weasly temper flares up and they have an interesting Coffee Shop exerience.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
For a Moment by Ginny-the-Werewolf reviews
The War is over, and Fred has just been buried. Ginny finds herself outside, next to the Burrow, when it starts to rain. With the rain, she remembers a time when she and Fred were younger, and reunites with Harry at last.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Truth or Dare with the Golden Trio by TheAnonymousNymph reviews
Harry Potter and his closest friends gather around to play a fun game that everyone knwos. TRUTH OR DARE! HPGW RWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Scared by DelilahTCullen reviews
Alice sees a scary movie, with Bella and Rosalie and is scared out of her mind and can't sleep. What is she going to do about? Who'll make her feel better? Her brother, of course. Can you guess who it is? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Get It? by Lavanya Six reviews
Harry comes to a long-delayed realization. Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Letter To A Friend by Melmm reviews
Ginny doesn't sleep. Semi-unrequited G/L slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Randomness: In Four Parts by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
It's couples' night at the Potters. Harry decides to teach his friends a game.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 414 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Final Request by YelloWitchGrl reviews
Fred's Final request from his family. Cannon following DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
idiots by DelilahTCullen reviews
Emmett's does something stupid shocker but what happens if Edward's involved and it scares Bella? Will she get pay-back? What 'bout Rose? LANGUAGE!LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,736 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 322 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Would you rather by DelilahTCullen reviews
OK, Bells and Jazzy are home alone, bored out of their minds, so they play a game, and soon she has played with everyone. Just mature themes. ok THERE IS LEMON! Sorry, just the last chapter! FIVE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
You missed! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Jasper hears in on a conversation between Bella and Edward that confuses him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Awkward Biological Questions About Boys by Allergic-To-Sunlight reviews
HBP Missing Moment. The trio and Ginny are listening to the radio and Hermione voices some rather awkward concerns. Ginny disagrees. :P HG. First posted fanfic. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
I kissed a girl, but had sex with her Bro by DelilahTCullen reviews
A song comes on and . .huh? Alice and Bella decide to have some fun. What does it lead to? LEMON! All vampire
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Bath Time by xXmarionetteXx reviews
A sweet romance between Harry and Ginny in sixth year; the couple decide to sneak off after curfew and spend the night together in the Room of Requirement. Rated M for a reason! Lemons! OneXshot Har/Gin This is my second fanfic, I hope y'all like it! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry's Internal Fire by iluvpottering reviews
Hermione just thought she knew Harry Potter. What she witnesses between Harry and Ginny changes her mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
she asked, He said no by DelilahTCullen reviews
Will she be sad, happy, or... i think of another emotion...fluffy, ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
See what I mean? by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward does something he didn't know he could do? Le Gasp. Something EDWARD can't do? impossible. You'll see! IM RIGHT I TEL YOU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Caught by pseudononymous reviews
“Harry, To even start the relationship you have to chase the girl a little first.”I didn’t know you were the type to play such games Miss Weasley.“I think this whole little exercise, Mr. Potter, shows I’m quite fond of games.” After the common room kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Chapstick by DelilahTCullen reviews
It's a windy day in Forks and Bella has a little problem. How will our dear Edward fix it? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Thank Merlin by Historybuff1536 reviews
My version of Lily's Birth. H/G, with a little bit of Humor thrown in between them for good measure. Rated T for brief description of child birth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Crackers? by DelilahTCullen reviews
What happens when Bella's hungry and her food is dangerous . . . to vampires, you say? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Signal Fire by BehindTheClouds reviews
Ginny doesn't understand that Luna fancies her - she thinks it's Luna being weird, as usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Their Graduation by UberLoopy reviews
Harry Ron and Hermione went back to hogwarts to finish their seventh year. They graduated with Ginny and her year. this is what happens when two Weasley's graduate at the same time. !Rated for some implied stuff!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete
Note leads to snogging which leads to fights by KRAMM reviews
Ginny gets bored one night in common room. hp/gw and rw/hg
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter : The Potter Manor by Snufflefeet reviews
What if a grownup Harry decided to prank his new wife?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
ideal by smartalker reviews
You might as well have named them Romeo and Juliet, you dolt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Truth About Showering by snapecharmer12 reviews
Post-DH, one-shot. Ginny and Neville share a moment after the battle. Implied H/G and N/L
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Mirror Mirror by magicmumu reviews
This is a story I wrote a long time ago before all of my femslash. When Ginny finds the Mirror of Erised, she tries to figure out just what she wants. GinnyHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Ginny Potter and the Confusing Game Of Monopoly by NikiRadcliffe reviews
Sequel to Ginny Potter and the Electric Slide. Ginny and Harry Play MONOPOLY! And guess who PWNS?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Ginny's Night Out by Slytherin's Baby Girl reviews
Ginny goes out with her friends for the night, but, what happens? Sequel to Harry's Stag Night by Clarealexandrea Author allowed me to do this, it's not plagiarism. Do they get drunk, Singing, and tripping over. Mentions Britney Spears Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Way She Talks by JaceArtemis reviews
Written by Artemis: Harry contemplates a bad habit in his best friend, Ginny and the reaction it has on him. Rated M for: language and relatively vivid adult content. AU and OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 145 - Published: 8/25/2006
Ginny In Rage by konARTISTE reviews
PostHBP H.G Fred and George have forgotten to pick up Ginny from the station. PMS!Ginny is very angry and finds an amusing way to vent her rage. She wants to be with Harry. Is that too much asked for by a sweettempered girl like her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Just keep smiling! by Phaerie reviews
[oneshot] Ginny's having a craptastic Vday, so what better way to cheer up than with chocolate and flowers from everybody's favorite Golden Boy! Happy AntiVDay everybody! :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Chance Encounters by Meg Kelley reviews
Harry visits London at age five, and meets his friends for the first time.... but he doesn't know it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2000
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Man of the House reviews
based off of the song man of the house by Chuck wicks.fang goes to war and tells gazzy to watch the girls.so gazzy takes it apon himself to take care of things. DISCLAIMER:I OWN NOTHING!excpet the OC's
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Gazzy/The Gasman
what fang lost reviews
in a life or death battle with the new flyboys fang loses somthing very important and has to turn to family for help with dealing.but is this just another test from itex or is it the real deal. Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Fang, Max