…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry's actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

To James and Lily,
Who died at the beginning,
To Remus and Dora,
Who will never know their son,
To Dumbledore,
Who was as human as Harry,
To Sirius,
who was punished for what he didn't do
To Severus,
who wasn't as bad as we thought,
To the hundreds that died needlessly,
To the many that died 'for the greater good',
To these brave souls I raise my glass,
May they forever Rest In Peace...

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

25 THINGS I OWE TO MY MOM

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

GRYFFINDOR:

[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs.
[x ] You have a lot of friends.

[ ] You get along with everyone.
[x] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.
[x ] You love soccer.
[ ] You love baseball.
[x] You’re into writing and art.
[ ] Favourite music genre is pop rock.
[ ] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory. (sometimes not though, depends on the person)
[ ] One of your favourite colours is red or gold. (gold is sort of like yellow)
[ ] Good grades at school.
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[x] You plan on going to college/university.
TOTAL:4

HUFFLEPUFF:
[ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim.
[ ] Water polo is awesome.
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing.
[ ] You’re an optimist.
[ ] You’re completely straight edged.
[ ] You’re very emotional.
[x ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre.
[ ]You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 5

RAVENCLAW:
[ ] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[ ] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[ ] Sports suck.
[ ] You’re shy. (getting over that )
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.
[ ] Indie is your favourite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay.
[x Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[x] Serious is better than funny. (sometimes)
TOTAL:6

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[ ] You’re a very deep person.
[ ] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[x] You like metal.
[x] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[x] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 10

IM LIKE BELLATRIX !!!! :)

List Twelve of your favorite characters from HP, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Tom Riddle Jr. (Lord Voldemort)
2. Bellatrix Lestrange
3. Harry Potter
4. Narcissa Malfoy
5. Neville Longbottom
6. Lucius Malfoy
7. Fred Weasley
8. George Weasley
9. Luna Lovegood
10. Nymphadora Tonks
11. Draco Malfoy
12. Daphne Greengrass

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Lucius/Draco ? Yes i actually have , i've read a few . Some were actually pretty good , but those ones were Lucius/Draco/Harry and sometimes Snape too .

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Narcissa Malfoy ... I wouldnt say she's hot , but i do think she's kinda pretty .

3. What you happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Not possible , Daphne could never get George pregnant , but George could get Daphne pregnant and that would probably cause problems cause the weasleys are "blood traders" .

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

A fic with Luna ? Yea , tons . My personal favorites are when her and harry are a couple , or are like brother and sister . i love luna .

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Bellatrix and Lucius ... that would be an ... interesting couple , but would never happen cause lucius is married to Narcissa and Bellatrix is married to Rudophulus .

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Neville/Luna or Neville/Tonks ? UMMM ... probably Neville/Luna cause that ones just so much easier to see . and its cuter ! (:

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"?

If George walked in on Bellatrix and Daphne he'd probably make a joke about it then start dueling Bellatrix .

8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff

Lord Voldemort/George Weasley ? Ummm , on fanfiction maybe , but its not likely .

9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Fred/Daphne ? Hmmm , idk . All i can think of is something like 'Forbiding Romance' ( their dating and their parents find out and dont like it , or something like that . )

10. Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Bellatrix/Narcissa/Neville ? NO ! i've read some Bellatrix/Narcissa/Harry , but those have to be written well to be good and i dont think Bellatrix/Narcissa/Neville would be good no matter how well its written .

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

George Weasley - Freds Dead by Gred and Forge .

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Lord Voldemort/Lucius/Daphne

WARNING: Idk , I dont even know how that would go or what it would be about .

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Today .

14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Lord Voldemort and George Weasley are in a happy relationship until Luna Lovegood runs off with George Weasley .Lord Voldemort, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Draco Malfoy and a brief unhappy affair with Daphne Greengrass , then follows the wise advice of Neville Longbottom and finds true love with Harry Potter .

This is wrong in so many ways , but i do love fanfics with voldemort/harry so ...

15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?

Harry/Fred ? Yes ! i think their so cute ! There good when its Fred/George/Harry too .

16. How would 9 react if 11 died?

Luna reacting to Dracos death , she would probably be sad that someone died , but wouldnt be all that affected and still be her normal self .

17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 3, 6, 9, or 10?

Harry , Lucius , Luna , or Draco . Obviuosly Harry , but Luna would probably join too .

18. Who would most likely become a death eater, 2, 5, 8, or 11?

Bellatrix , Neville , George , or Draco . Bellatrix , though Draco would and does join too .

19. Who would make a better couple, 1/6 or 2/4?

Lord Voldemort/Lucius Malfoy or Bellatrix Lestrange/ Narcissa Malfoy--I'll go with 1/6 because Narcissa and Bellatrix are sisters , but i have read stories where both happen .

20. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.

Neville and Luna

Neville and Luna were a couple and Luna was pregnant with Neville's baby , but when she was giving birth both her and the baby died . )': ( That would be so sad ; to lose both the one you love and your unborn baby at the same time . )

21. For a fanfiction about 7 and 12, what would the genre(s) most likely be?

George and Daphne

Probably angst , crime , or general .

22. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?

Lord Voldemort kill Bellatrix or Luna kill Neville ? Voldemort killing Bellatrix cause i cant see Lune killing anyone nevermind Neville .

23. Who would make the best Auror, 1, 6, 8, or 10?

Lord Voldemort , Lucius , George , or Tonks ? Tonks seeing as she is one and the only other person who would be one is George and he has a joke shop .

24. Who's better looking, 6 or 9?

Lucius or Luna ? I personally think Luna is pretty so i'd have to say she is better looking .

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a pack of waterballons:
Children under 8 years can choke or suffocate or broken ballons.
(So if i'm older 8 i won't choke.)

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Now all of those people at school who ask me for a pen will realize they can't lose their's!!! Yes, I'm talking to you! *glares at passing student*

Lost your pen= No pen
No pen= No notes
No notes= No study
No study= Fail
Fail= No diploma
No diploma= No work
No work= No money
No m No food
No food= Skinny
Skinny= Ugly
Ugly= No love
No love= No marriage
No marriage= No children
No children= Alone
Al Depression
Depression= sickness
Sickness= Death

Life Lesson= Don't lose your pen. You'll die.

I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I'm out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius's sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know.

i know i stole this from kimmie837 :)