Fem-Karkat Vantas and Alois
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Joined 03-29-15, id: 6655901, Profile Updated: 04-10-15
Author has written 4 stories for Kuroshitsuji, and Homestuck.

Alois and Fem-Karkat are what we call ourselves

If you hate stereotypes then add this to your page:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I don't believe in God so I MUST be evil and should be ashamed.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store or a petrol station.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR SOME BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told).

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

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Revenge on Akabane by Blackstar Dragonlover reviews
Gakushū wants to put Karma in his place. First place is rightfully his and he's going to prove that he belongs on top. Even if he has to dominate the beloved red head.
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Asano G., Karma A.] - Complete
Ansatsu Kyoushitsu: Despair In Prison School by Kanon58 reviews
Class-E Are held Captive by God of Death. Korosensei? He's trapped in anti-tentacle ice cube. For the sake of filling his boredom, he let them live,study and train in his Prison School. Torturing them to DESPAIR. Karma is the only one who cares of the 'Still Doll' Nagisa that keeps his sanity in place. WARNING A VERY DARK STORY
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,983 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 5/6/2016 - God of Death, Karma A., Nagisa S. - Complete
My Angel, My Magician by khooxp reviews
Hisoka realises the allure of Killua. He stalks Killua and Gon, and watches as Killua and Gon fight. When Gon left in a fit of anger, Hisoka takes the opportunity to comfort a crying Killua. Will he be able to make Killua slowly fall in love with him? Killua realizes that Hisoka might not be so bad afterall, for a perverted clown anyway. HisokaXKillua and now IlluKura.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,824 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 4/30/2017 - Published: 9/25/2012 - [Killua Z., Hisoka] [Kurapika K., Illumi Z.]
In Every Lost Soul the Bones of a Miracle by Mysterious Prophetess reviews
Galra!Keith. Alien! Keith. Lotor! Keith. Reincarnation. Based on i-see-london-i-see-klance's theory post. Zarkon had said: "You fight like a Galra soldier." whenever he'd wanted to say, "You fight like my son." Sometimes death is only "good bye for now" whenever Galra magic gets involved.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,026 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 10/19/2016 - Keith, Zarkon - Complete
My Beloved by Hancock23 reviews
Harry dies and leaves his beloved Draco with a surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2016 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
The Devil & The Snake (Ansatsu Kyoushitsu FF) (暗殺教室のファンフィクション:悪魔と蛇) by OiHina Yuki reviews
Summary: Starts at Episode 3: Karuma no Jikan. Karuma makes his appearance finally, but what is between Nagisa and Karuma, is it more than friendship, or is it just their history playing a big part for them…? Disclaimer: I don't own Ansatsu Kyoushitsu or anything connected to it. Story is better than the summary. (Co-written Fanfiction)
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,942 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - [Karma A., Nagisa S.] 3-E Students
Feelings Burst by VerlorenFate reviews
AU: "Karma!" Screeched Nagisa as he desperately tried to reach towards his friend, his young frail body having no impact on the burly man that hauled him over their shoulder. The only sight that his horrified blue eyes could see was the blood that scattered the ground, giving the area a metallic scent. Best friends who were tore away, will only meet once again on the battlefield.
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [Asano G., Karma A.] Nagisa S.
hunter x hunter psychopathic killua by forever queen of darkness reviews
Killua acts innocent but he is hidding a darkness in him. He goes to take the hunter exam amd meetes Gon, he want to toture Gon and kill him. Illumi soon finds out about his 'habbit' and his darkness yet he still accepts his little brother. Why? because Killua belongs to Illumi and him alone. WARNING:conatins possessive Illumi...might conatain lemon. Sorry I am bad with summaries!
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,343 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 11/21/2015 - Killua Z., Illumi Z., Hisoka, Phantom Troupe/Genei Ryodan
The Reason He Gave Up by Demon-Angel-Princess reviews
Did you ever think Karma's battle with Nagisa seemed... Weird? This is the true story behind that battle, the true reason Nagisa won, the true reason Karma lost the fight, the true reason Karma gave up. (Karmagisa)
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Karma A., Nagisa S. - Complete
Immaculate Obsessions by Geminium reviews
Phantom's always been a part of Danny. That is, until Danny acquires the Reality Gauntlet and separates them. Unfortunately, every ghost has an obsession, and Phantom is no exception...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,897 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Danny F., Dan Phantom]
Mistaken Identity by Akashi.Tetsu reviews
One 'Aka' (Akashi Seijuro) is dangerous enough. What more if we add another 'Aka' (which is Akabane Karma)? Both are violent, both are sadistic. Things couldn't get more out of hand and only two bluenettes could most likely save the day.
Crossover - Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ & Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,750 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 2/15/2015 - [Kuroko T., Akashi Seijuurou] [Nagisa S., Karma A.]
There are lies beneath everything by BlackWolf99 reviews
when the words "i love you koy" are wisperd by the enemy you know there is a sirius problem.dark naruto, Yaoi What if Naruto actually knew Orochimaru all along and actually helped sasuke get to him this is yaoi,lemon, and itaXnaruXoro DontLikeDontRead. On hold for editing/rewatching naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 5/1/2011 - [Naruto U., Itachi U., Orochimaru]
Unexpected Love by yoaifanatic22 reviews
Jesse returns after the dance. but hes not after Sarah. Who will be his next victim?
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Ethan M., Jesse
New MBAV Movie by DarkMoonPrincessErica reviews
Ethan is best friends with Erica and Sarah. Benny, Rory and Eliot (Ethan's twin brother) are friends. Jesse broke up with Sarah now he's looking for a new relationship. READ AUTHOR NOTE! Jesse/Ethan Slash On Semi Permanent Hold
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Ethan M., Jesse]
Written Affairs by ThiefOfADHD reviews
AAAAAAAAAAAOMG A HUMANSTUCK! ANYWAYS: Karkat Vantas is your normal 17 year old High-Schooler. The only problem is, he's into his English teacher, and there may be some alleged encounters with him. Rated M for future references, Romance bc well Teacher/Student duh, Angst bc triggers duh, Davekat bc I'm complete trash.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,644 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 10/6/2014 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] Sollux C., Kankri V. - Complete
Truth or Dare by AC-Cantrell reviews
This is all about Allen, Kanda and Lavi. What will happen if these three play this game of truth or dare? Find out now.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 7/4/2009 - [Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi]
I'm in love with a psycho by hinatachan the itaxnaru luver reviews
Naruto and orochimaru are back as sasuke and sakura try with all their might to get naruto back will they succeed or fail like they did before? i shouldn't have to tell you guys it contains scenes with yaoi and shounen-ai in it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
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Are you man enough to take a dare? reviews
Truth or dare black butler ALL CHARACTERS ALL SHIPS
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2015
Change of ? reviews
Alois has been bugging Ciel since the dance. Is there more going on then mets the eye? You'll have to read and find out. My first story, please give any advice. [ON HOLD]
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 4/13/2015 - [Alois T., Ciel P.]
Change of ? Alternate reviews
This is going to be a de chapters changed from my story change of ? There will be more cielxalois in this one you have been warned. I do not own black butler or the characters. This will be starting after chapter 5
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 4/19/2015 - [Alois T., Ciel P.]
Change of Pace
its a SolKat Fanfic so yea... ENJOY! WARNING I DO NOT OWN HOMESTUCK HUSSIE DOES Please favorite and follow and dont forget to write a review! THX c:B [ON HOLD]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,332 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 4/16/2015 - [Karkat V., Sollux C.] Kankri V., Mituna C.