'Sup dog foo gangsta yo.

I, the relatively unimportant DARTH MOHAWK, hereby decree that after 4, err make that 5 actually, years of stagnation, it is high time that I began writing fanfictions again! Therefore from now until the day this account closes, I shall always have something in my "Stories Authored" section!

I fear no man, woman or child whilst standing on my firm ground! None that breathe can destroy me, for like the grass, I shall return no matter how many times you step on me! (Although, if the higher authorities decide to step on me, I may need to change my name...)

...While I'm on the subject, don't be surprised if I use the moniker 'Count Mohawk' at some point. Because the title of Darth is copyrighted to LucasFilm Ltd., if I ever want to have myself feature in something that is for-profit, I can't use it. I tried to come up with a good title that reflected my immense wealth (as well as the fact that I'm likely to have bought the title in question), and Count was the best I could come up with. Alas! Poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio!

Now is a good time to update the old (really really old) profile with some new text!

Stories Planned / In Process:

Reflections: Meta Knight's Revenge: My take on the events of the "Revenge of Meta Knight" subgame from Kirby Super Star / Kirby Super Star Ultra. At the moment, I've got a prologue and 2 chapters written for it, with Chapter 3 almost done after a 9 month hiatus from writing in general. Will I ever have another 9-month hiatus from writing? Maybe!

The Greatest Warrior: Meta Knight's Sequel: Yes, I'm not even halfway done with my first story and I'm already putting a sequel into the works! What will happen in it? Well, I intend to modify the 'events' (if you can call them that) of Meta Knightmare Ultra from KSSU to fit into a general plan. But even though 'You are Meta Knight. Go kick ass' is a good enough story for a video game, it's not nearly enough for a fanfiction! More information comes much later -- perhaps as late as 2010!

From Blackest Knight Into Dawn: A catchy title, to say the least. But will the story be equally great? Perhaps! After all, what I intend to be writing here is a slightly AU version of the events of Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn from the perspective of everyone's favorite armor-wearing warrior, the Black Knight!

Important Notes

You might have seen the story "The Darth Mohawk Talkshow", by Professor Ken. Well, I allow the author to do that simply because we're brothers and he'd probably chop my head off if I said, "Dude, no."

LATEST UPDATE: Chapter Three of Reflections is almost done. Give it some more time and eventually the egg timer on the stove will go off. Oh snap -- my pizza's burning! (Runs off to put it out)

My Favorite Video Game Characters, and the Quotes They Make

The Black Knight from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance / Radiant Dawn. I'm tellin' ya, the guy is badaxe to an EXTREME! After I finish MetaKnight's story I am so writing about him -- and since I've beaten Fire Emblem (10): Radiant Dawn, I know all about him, including his secret identity!

Anyone who says "..." could go on this list.

The Ancient Minister deserves to go on this list, despite the fact that the Subspace Emissary has no spoken dialogue whatsoever!

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Why are you reading this? Until I post something else, GO AWAY!!